George Knapp

[Major Ed Damien]

Ahh com'ahn, why doncha stop bustin  Georgie's bawls...what's da matta wit ya huh? ...I'm outta heres, goodnights, bada bing bada boom...

Aaaay . . . what's-a-matta-you?

If "Georgie the Implant" don't wanna have his bwalls busted, then he shouldna stuck 'em out for me ta bust. 

As it is, he's stickin' his nuts out dere like dat dyed dead squirrel on toppa Jorch Noory's half-a-noodle.

Why, that unsanitary Knappkin is hawkin' Carnivora snake pills and lotsa other fugazi shit widda rest of 'em.  What da fuck?

If Georgie doesn't watch his implanted azz, dese alien goombahs might get disgusted enough to yank da current doo-dad outta his butt and replace it widda disposable cell phone from Walgreen's. 

Dey might even sticka holograffic type o' butt plug in his pooper that'll make him fly around like da Toot Fairy.

So don't gimme nunna dat "bustin' his bwalls" crap, 'cuz "Georgie the Unsanitary Knappkin" is what Mister Frank Sinatra -- the Chairman of the Board -- useta call a "two-dollar media whore."  Dat's if Frank woulda gave a shit about Georgie, which I don't tink he would.

[yumyumtree]

a knapp night spoiled by the mafia is still far far better  than the noory garr accident , or the trainwreck that was last night.

I agree. They redeemed themselves after Sat. night's travesty. These unsolved mysteries type of shows are the kind of thing I would like to see more of, unless it's really way-out, crackpot stuff or people clearly doing it for the money(I mean everybody's doing it for the money to some extent and that's OK, but some do it with a lot less integrity). The guy claiming to be the Lindbergh baby comes to mind.

[Nebraska888]

A HAPPY SUNDAY.............KNAPP TONIGHT!   

[ItsOver]

Thank goodness for Knapp.  Riddle me this, Jorch.  If your submerging artists crapola is such a great idea, why doesn't Knapp do it on Sundays, as well?  And please don't be your usual petty self and force him to do so, since it's already obvious he has the sense to play some good music, along with his excellent hosting.

Sincerely,

Just Another Rat Eater

[FightTheFuture]

A HAPPY SUNDAY.............KNAPP TONIGHT!   

Indeed! Ladies and gentlemen, once again, it is time to reconvene the sacred order of the Sunday night Knappyheads.

Good, old-school UFO stuff tonight.

So be sure to take a little nap, wake up and put a pot on, put the cat out, feed the dog, throw the jammies on, get under the covers and enjoy the show.

[zeebo]

Think I'll break out my good bottle of cognac tonite, which should pair well with a good-old ufo Knapp show.  I can only hope to fall into a pleasant reverie which washes away the previous c2c disasters of the week.

[wr250]

Think I'll break out my good bottle of cognac tonite, which should pair well with a good-old ufo Knapp show.  I can only hope to fall into a pleasant reverie which washes away the previous c2c disasters of the week.

you have been Knappatized.

[Major Ed Damien]

I can't wait.

Listen, you unsanitary Knappkin, you fellow hawker of Carnivora, King David Healing Music, D Herbs, and the rest of that greasy snake juice peddled by your boss, the wigtard:

Put on your raincoat -- or better yet, a plastic tarp -- get out your giant beach umbrella, put an extra poncho on the dog, pull up some thigh-high rubber waders, and jam a corncob in there next to the alien implant because a meteor shower of shit is coming down on you tonight.

[WildCard]

I can't wait.

Listen, you unsanitary Knappkin, you fellow hawker of Carnivora, King David Healing Music, D Herbs, and the rest of that greasy snake juice peddled by your boss, the wigtard:

Put on your raincoat -- or better yet, a plastic tarp -- get out your giant beach umbrella, put an extra poncho on the dog, pull up some thigh-high rubber waders, and jam a corncob in there next to the alien implant because a meteor shower of shit is coming down on you tonight.

What in the hell are you talking about? Do you even know who George Knapp is?

[Morgus]

Thank goodness for Knapp.  Riddle me this, Jorch.  If your submerging artists crapola is such a great idea, why doesn't Knapp do it on Sundays, as well?  And please don't be your usual petty self and force him to do so, since it's already obvious he has the sense to play some good music, along with his excellent hosting.

Sincerely,

Just Another Rat Eater

Noory is probably just taking advantage of playing royalty-free bumper music with his 'submerging artists' night.
Ironically, that would help Art Bell's bumper music problem... 

[ItsOver]

Think I'll break out my good bottle of cognac tonite, which should pair well with a good-old ufo Knapp show.  I can only hope to f :-Xall into a pleasant reverie which washes away the previous c2c disasters of the week.

Excellent.  You have great taste.  For a squirrel.  

Wish I had some Drambuie in the house.  Then again, I don't have to enjoy an adult beverage to enjoy Knapp.  There's not enough Dram in the World for me to enjoy Jorch.

[ItsOver]

Noory is probably just taking advantage of playing royalty-free bumper music with his 'submerging artists' night.
Ironically, that would help Art Bell's bumper music problem... 

That did occur to me when Art brought up his bumper challenge.  But then I thought about how much Dave's Super Suck Sundays suck.  I'm sure Art would actually put a great deal of effort into any similar endeavor, though, unlike Dave's random access song suckage selector.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That did occur to me when Art brought up his bumper challenge.  But then I thought about how much Dave's Super Suck Sundays suck.  I'm sure Art would actually put a great deal of effort into any similar endeavor, though, unlike Dave's random access song suckage selector.

Similar suggestions were brought up at first, but Art said he was stuck on what he's collected over the years.

[Nebraska888]

I can't wait.

Listen, you unsanitary Knappkin, you fellow hawker of Carnivora, King David Healing Music, D Herbs, and the rest of that greasy snake juice peddled by your boss, the wigtard:

Put on your raincoat -- or better yet, a plastic tarp -- get out your giant beach umbrella, put an extra poncho on the dog, pull up some thigh-high rubber waders, and jam a corncob in there next to the alien implant because a meteor shower of shit is coming down on you tonight.

UH? 

[Nebraska888]

Think I'll break out my good bottle of cognac tonite, which should pair well with a good-old ufo Knapp show.  I can only hope to fall into a pleasant reverie which washes away the previous c2c disasters of the week.

Sounds wonderful!  I'll dip into my Makers Mark.........here's a toast to all of us who recognize the excellence of Knapp.

[zeebo]

Excellent.  You have great taste.  For a squirrel.  

There's more to life than acorns.   

...There's not enough Dram in the World for me to enjoy Jorch.

For Jorch I usually just sip on Nyquil with a bang-my-head-on-the-table chaser.

[zeebo]

Sounds wonderful!  I'll dip into my Makers Mark.........here's a toast to all of us who recognize the excellence of Knapp.

Cheers Neb!

[FightTheFuture]

Sounds wonderful!  I'll dip into my Makers Mark.........here's a toast to all of us who recognize the excellence of Knapp.

Hear! Hear! I say we all -- and by all, I mean all of us proud Knappyheads -- hoist a glass at that special time of the evening, of our preferred libation, in celebratory recognition to the master of the late night talk radio world,  George Knapp.

[Juan]

Noory is probably just taking advantage of playing royalty-free bumper music with his 'submerging artists' night.
Ironically, that would help Art Bell's bumper music problem... 

If a song is played on the radio, the stations require it to be licensed through ASCAP or BMI.  That includes the submerging artists.  sNoory doesn't pay fees.  The stations do, and they don't want to chance a copyright violation by airing unlicensed music.

[Major Ed Damien]

Hear! Hear! I say we all -- and by all, I mean all of us proud Knappyheads -- hoist a glass at that special time of the evening, of our preferred libation, in celebratory recognition to the master of the late night talk radio world,  George Knapp.

Well, don't suck on George Knapp's cock too ferociously.  You might bang your head on the fiberglass-like undies the aliens gave him for Valentines Day.

[Major Ed Damien]

What in the hell are you talking about? Do you even know who George Knapp is?

Sure.

George Knapp is the Walter Crank-ite of "Ufology" . . . not to be confused with "Bigfootology," although he likes to probe around "investigatively" in hairy Sasquatch twat and poop, too. 

Or, as his imbecilic colleague, Jorch Noory, would say "also too, as well."

[ItsOver]

There's more to life than acorns.   

For Jorch I usually just sip on Nyquil with a bang-my-head-on-the-table chaser.

Ha!  For Jorch, I'd have to upgrade from a table to a ball peen hammer.

[ItsOver]

Similar suggestions were brought up at first, but Art said he was stuck on what he's collected over the years.

Yah, I know.  Art's such a damn perfectionist.  Fortunately.

[b_dubb]

I won't be listening or drinking tonight as I have to get up early for work. But I hope the Knapp Show and the spirits you'll drink will exceed all your expectations by a vast margin.

[Major Ed Damien]

I won't be listening or drinking tonight as I have to get up early for work. But I hope the Knapp Show and the spirits you'll drink will exceed all your expectations by a vast margin.

Another proud graduate of the Turgid and Sonorous School of Creative Writing.

[WildCard]

I won't be listening or drinking tonight as I have to get up early for work. But I hope the Knapp Show and the spirits you'll drink will exceed all your expectations by a vast margin.

Another proud graduate of the Turgid and Sonorous School of Creative Writing.

You've got a problem with this?!  I don't know, but dubb probably won't listen to it tomorrow. He's just sayin "Hey."

I think it's great that you got a thesaurus for Christmas. But, what's your point?

[Étouffée]

Another proud graduate of the Turgid and Sonorous School of Creative Writing.

Major E.D., this apparent trolling behavior does not become you, nor does it seem like you. 

Maybe you've been coarsened by the Noory thread, and can no longer recognize The Good Stuff when you hear it.

I am a Schradersan, but I like Knapp too (and also).  I look forward to a relaxing night of Knapp.

[wr250]

the satudary night trainwrecks of late are soothed by the awesomeness of Knapp.

[Major Ed Damien]

Major E.D., this apparent trolling behavior does not become you, nor does it seem like you. 

Maybe you've been coarsened by the Noory thread, and can no longer recognize The Good Stuff when you hear it.

I am a Schradersan, but I like Knapp too (and also).  I look forward to a relaxing night of Knapp.

"Ed" isn't initials, Dim Cakes.

" . . . this apparent trolling behavior does not become you."

Well, as long as I don't become you, we'll be fine.  Anyway, I put the truth up here, and if anyone wants to call it "trolling," that's quite all right too.  I don't mind.

"Maybe you've been coarsened by the Noory thread, and can no longer recognize The Good Stuff when you hear it."

It's going to get a lot more coarse in here with Mr. Good Stuff as the night wears on, Dim. 

"I look forward to a relaxing night of Knapp."

Don't let me stop you.  Lay a creamed apricot dump down into your footie pajamas.  What the hell do I have to do with it?   

[Major Ed Damien]

You've got a problem with this?!  I don't know, but dubb probably won't listen to it tomorrow. He's just sayin "Hey."

I think it's great that you got a thesaurus for Christmas. But, what's your point?

Clem, I waxed verbose like that as my point -- which appears to have made a chemtrail over your noodle.  Sorry.