The Border is Secure

[onan]

And you eat it.

well, you got me there Karl. You win the internet argument.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

WOW now we're up to FIVE assholes!

And you're sporting a stiffie, aren't you?

[b_dubb]

First they conquered America's restaurants. Now they've won the Internet.  Why? When the Greater Houston Satanic Restaurant Assoc stop their rampage?!

Meh. I think I'll eat a bowl of cereal now.

[Quick Karl]

And you're sporting a stiffie, aren't you?

Not at all. I am heterosexual, remember? I know that breaks your infected diseased heart and empty head, but I guess you're just going to have to get over it...

[aldousburbank]

And you eat it.

Shit dudes, is this what you alls been peckering about the past few months (some kind of weird recipe exotic foody junk) whilst some of us are all up into reversing historical time line screw ups like when Kerry got elected and I fixed it for you and how's that working out? Aw well, there's a bong and new Trailer Park Boys junk on The Netflix so
Discharge

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

And you eat it.

Hey Karl, this just fell out of your rucksack:

[Quick Karl]

First they conquered America's restaurants. Now they've won the Internet.  Why? When the Greater Houston Satanic Restaurant Assoc stop their rampage?!

Wait... now I get it... you all liberal mental cases are getting all emotional because Oblunder's wonderland of failed promises and Michael Jackson-like dreams is crashing before your very dysfunctional eyes - so you're surrendering!!!!! THAT is why you are all here tonight acting like GIRLS!!!!

FUCKING QUITTERS make me SICK.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I am heterosexual, remember?

Not according to Megan's List.

[Quick Karl]

Shit dudes, is this what you alls been peckering about the past few months (some kind of weird recipe exotic foody junk) whilst some of us are all up into reversing historical time line screw ups like when Kerry got elected and I fixed it for you and how's that working out? Aw well, there's a bong and new Trailer Park Boys junk on The Netflix so
Discharge

Honestly, the place hasn't been the same without you - were you in jail? 

Just teasin' 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

THAT is why you are all here tonight acting like GIRLS!!!!

FUCKING QUITTERS make me SICK.

Girls make you sick?  That's not really news to us Karl.

[Quick Karl]

Not according to Megan's List.

Is that some secret homo-code your using?

[b_dubb]

Girls make you sick?  That's not really news to us Karl.

Maybe this explains why he's so quick?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

were you in jail? 

Karl, for the love of god.  Stop with your sexual fantasies.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Is that some secret homo-code your using?

Reading your posts is like being bukkaked with stupid.

[Quick Karl]

The worst kind of waste of human life there is, is a QUITTER -- nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.

[Quick Karl]

Reading your posts is like being bukkaked with stupid.

Then stop reading them, dickbreath.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Maybe this explains why he's so quick?

No, it's that he's always one step ahead of child protective services.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.

Not even the thought of sex with adult women?

[aldousburbank]

The worst kind of waste of human life there is, is a QUITTER -- nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.

Why do you hate Art Bell?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Then stop reading them, dickbreath.

[Quick Karl]

Why do you hate Art Bell?

Because he fucking quit. He is dirt to me now - but I have to admit that now I can listen to him on Sunday nights: somewhere in time! But that was the old Art Bell...

[Quick Karl]

Yeah, I'm a hippy, and nitwit an Onot aren't washed up 60's relics...

[Quick Karl]

  I SWEAR that was a typo (Onot), but I'm leavin' it there!

[aldousburbank]

Yeah, I'm a hippy, and nitwit an Onot aren't washed up 60's relics...

Anyways, washed up and hippy 60's relic is an oxymoron cuz everyone knows we don't bathe.

[RealCool Daddio]

The worst kind of waste of human life there is, is a QUITTER -- nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.

Is it because Mommy and Daddy and Jesus quit on you?

[Quick Karl]

Is it because Mommy and Daddy and Jesus quit on you?

Do you even realize just how small that makes you look?

[Quick Karl]

Anyways, washed up and hippy 60's relic is an oxymoron cuz everyone knows we don't bathe.

Yeah but you aren't an asshole unwashed hippy...

And there IS a difference.

[RealCool Daddio]

Do you even realize just how small that makes you look?

...All I gave you was your own medicine...

Google "eye for an eye" dipshit.

[Quick Karl]

Google "eye for an eye" dipshit.

Weak

[RealCool Daddio]

Weak

Hypocritical fuckstick.