The Border is Secure

Started by FightTheFuture, August 11, 2014, 10:40:15 AM

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onan

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 09:45:55 PM
And you eat it.


well, you got me there Karl. You win the internet argument.

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 09:45:22 PM
WOW now we're up to FIVE assholes!

And you're sporting a stiffie, aren't you?

b_dubb

First they conquered America's restaurants. Now they've won the Internet.  Why? When the Greater Houston Satanic Restaurant Assoc stop their rampage?!

Meh. I think I'll eat a bowl of cereal now.

Quick Karl

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 14, 2014, 09:49:55 PM
And you're sporting a stiffie, aren't you?

Not at all. I am heterosexual, remember? I know that breaks your infected diseased heart and empty head, but I guess you're just going to have to get over it...

aldousburbank

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 09:45:55 PM
And you eat it.
Shit dudes, is this what you alls been peckering about the past few months (some kind of weird recipe exotic foody junk) whilst some of us are all up into reversing historical time line screw ups like when Kerry got elected and I fixed it for you and how's that working out? Aw well, there's a bong and new Trailer Park Boys junk on The Netflix so
Discharge


Quick Karl

Quote from: b_dubb on August 14, 2014, 09:52:56 PM
First they conquered America's restaurants. Now they've won the Internet.  Why? When the Greater Houston Satanic Restaurant Assoc stop their rampage?!

Wait... now I get it... you all liberal mental cases are getting all emotional because Oblunder's wonderland of failed promises and Michael Jackson-like dreams is crashing before your very dysfunctional eyes - so you're surrendering!!!!! THAT is why you are all here tonight acting like GIRLS!!!!

FUCKING QUITTERS make me SICK.


Quick Karl

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 14, 2014, 09:55:45 PM
Shit dudes, is this what you alls been peckering about the past few months (some kind of weird recipe exotic foody junk) whilst some of us are all up into reversing historical time line screw ups like when Kerry got elected and I fixed it for you and how's that working out? Aw well, there's a bong and new Trailer Park Boys junk on The Netflix so
Discharge

Honestly, the place hasn't been the same without you - were you in jail?  ;D

Just teasin'  ;)

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 09:57:17 PM
THAT is why you are all here tonight acting like GIRLS!!!!

FUCKING QUITTERS make me SICK.

Girls make you sick?  That's not really news to us Karl.

Quick Karl

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 14, 2014, 09:57:49 PM
Not according to Megan's List.

Is that some secret homo-code your using?

b_dubb

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 14, 2014, 09:59:12 PM
Girls make you sick?  That's not really news to us Karl.
Maybe this explains why he's so quick?

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 09:58:44 PM
were you in jail? 


Karl, for the love of god.  Stop with your sexual fantasies.

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 09:59:39 PM
Is that some secret homo-code your using?

Reading your posts is like being bukkaked with stupid.

Quick Karl

The worst kind of waste of human life there is, is a QUITTER -- nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.

Quick Karl

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 14, 2014, 10:02:38 PM
Reading your posts is like being bukkaked with stupid.

Then stop reading them, dickbreath.

Quote from: b_dubb on August 14, 2014, 10:01:28 PM
Maybe this explains why he's so quick?

No, it's that he's always one step ahead of child protective services.

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 10:02:47 PM
nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.

Not even the thought of sex with adult women?

aldousburbank

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 10:02:47 PM
The worst kind of waste of human life there is, is a QUITTER -- nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.
Why do you hate Art Bell?


Quick Karl

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 14, 2014, 10:04:48 PM
Why do you hate Art Bell?

Because he fucking quit. He is dirt to me now - but I have to admit that now I can listen to him on Sunday nights: somewhere in time! But that was the old Art Bell...

Quick Karl

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 14, 2014, 10:05:55 PM


Yeah, I'm a hippy, and nitwit an Onot aren't washed up 60's relics...

Quick Karl

 ;D I SWEAR that was a typo (Onot), but I'm leavin' it there!

aldousburbank

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 10:08:54 PM
Yeah, I'm a hippy, and nitwit an Onot aren't washed up 60's relics...
Anyways, washed up and hippy 60's relic is an oxymoron cuz everyone knows we don't bathe.

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 10:02:47 PM
The worst kind of waste of human life there is, is a QUITTER -- nothing in all of the Universe makes me sicker.
Is it because Mommy and Daddy and Jesus quit on you?

Quick Karl

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on August 14, 2014, 10:16:18 PM
Is it because Mommy and Daddy and Jesus quit on you?

Do you even realize just how small that makes you look?

Quick Karl

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 14, 2014, 10:13:11 PM
Anyways, washed up and hippy 60's relic is an oxymoron cuz everyone knows we don't bathe.

Yeah but you aren't an asshole unwashed hippy...

And there IS a difference.

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 10:19:20 PM
Do you even realize just how small that makes you look?

Quote from: Quick Karl on August 14, 2014, 09:13:43 PM
...All I gave you was your own medicine...
Google "eye for an eye" dipshit.



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