Things YOU Do That Annoy Others

[cweb]

So, how do YOU torment others? It can be things you do for amusement, or stuff that people find annoying about you.

I'll start.

My girlfriend really hates when I quote the Butters Tinkle Song.

Butters Tinkle

Or try to vocalize the South Park credits song "derky derky dee, durky durky doo doo."

A friend of mine was driving with his girlfriend and told her (in the most serious, shaky tone) "there's something I gotta tell you. It's not easy for me to say this, but..."
"But what? Is everything okay?"
"I just... I'm not sure if I'm ready to talk about this."
"You know you can tell me anything."
"Well.... *voice breaking* okay..."
"Aww, what is it?"
"I'm Spider Man."

[Yorkshire pud]

So, how do YOU torment others? It can be things you do for amusement, or stuff that people find annoying about you.

I'll start.

My girlfriend really hates when I quote the Butters Tinkle Song.

Having Jeremy Clarkson as your avatar isn't upsetting enough then?

[cweb]

Having Jeremy Clarkson as your avatar isn't upsetting enough then?

It was a coin toss between him and May.

[Yorkshire pud]

It was a coin toss between him and May.

I was at school with May, gifted pianist. Friend of mine grew up in same village as Clarkson and knew him well.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

So, how do YOU torment others? It can be things you do for amusement, or stuff that people find annoying about you.

I'll start.

My girlfriend really hates when I quote the Butters Tinkle Song.

So did mine, so I got a new one.

[b_dubb]

The GabCast. Farting. In that order.

[MV/Liberace!]

While in the check out line with my wife, without warning, I'll begin violently punching my genitals while repeatedly shouting, "Mommy said this makes me a bad boy!"

[eddie dean]

According to an ex girlfriend, my autonomic  functions such as, breathing and heart function are annoying.

[Yorkshire pud]

According to an ex girlfriend, my autonomic  functions such as, breathing and heart function are annoying.

It's a congenital chromosome that all women possess. It usually flourishes at least once, almost always to the prelude of a break up and then forever directed at the object of their displeasure.

[coaster]

my drinking annoys people, but it keeps other people from annoying me.

[Eddie Coyle]

   Simply being there.

[jazmunda]

I'm a hoarder. Not the we used to have a cat dear god what is that smell kind of hoarder but I have a hard time letting things go.

[Bart Ell]

I'm a hoarder. Not the we used to have a cat dear god what is that smell kind of hoarder but I have a hard time letting things go.

Like dead cats?

I like to say faggot. Often. Mostly to women. When they say to not call them faggot I feel the need to respond with, "Don't be a faggot, faggot"

[jazmunda]

Like dead cats?

They're not really dead if you can afford a good taxidermist.

[Catsmile]

I'm a hoarder. Not the we used to have a cat dear god what is that smell kind of hoarder but I have a hard time letting things go.

You are no Mr. Fidget good, Sir.

You let go of that McRib in quick order. 

[analog kid]

The great thing about living alone in the middle of nowhere is, you have no quirks whatsoever. Get a roommate or an SO, suddenly you're rife with them.

[jazmunda]

You are no Mr. Fidget good, Sir.

You let go of that McRib in quick order. 

That was involuntary.

[The General]

Succeed.

[Treading Water]

So did mine, so I got a new one.

Girlfriend or song??   

[Treading Water]

Succeed.

^^^^^  ^^^^^

[McPhallus]

^^^^^  ^^^^^

Success is the best revenge.

[McPhallus]

Belching and farting.  I try to separate these with seven-minute intervals, but it doesn't always work.

[Heather Wade]

Succeed.

^^^This, of course.  The better I do, the more annoyed people seem to get.

Too many things to list here, but, my favorite is saying ,"no" to whatever people ask me.   

[Kelt]

Mrs Kelt absolutely loathes it when I slap her on the ass... so I slap her on the ass a lot.

And call her, 'Kitten'.

[PB the Deplorable]

Post on the politics thread

[UnscreenedCaller]

Leave my phone in my handbag in another room so I miss all my calls and texts. And then I have 'splaining to do.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

my drinking annoys people, but it keeps other people from annoying me.

I like the cut of your jib, sir!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Girlfriend or song??   

Both.  My new girlfriend hates it too, but since I'm running out of options, I went along with her.  It was a small sacrifice, especially since she still let's me sing, "I've Got Something In My Front Pocket."

[onan]

It seems, just post.

[Camazotz Automat]

Talking to others about this place.  They don't get it. They don't care that they don't get it. And they never WILL care that they don't get it.

Talking in riddles and wordplay during confession.  When it's later discovered I'm not Catholic, they take it very personally and are doubly annoyed.

But this time of year, you steal air conditioning time wherever you can find it.

Tried something similar at a local Church of Satan, but they were onto me in seconds and actually acted "self-righteous." There's fucking irony for you.

The Dallas AMORC "Triangle" Lodge however, accepts my antics. Because THEY have a sense of humor, goddamn it. It only follows, as they were the only "alternative belief system" I recall being advertised in comic books. Other than the Charles Atlas cult.

Open house every Wednesday at 7 pm. Be there or be square. (Get it? Square? The compass and square? Yeah, Masons bloody hate me, too. )

http://www.meetup.com/Rosicrucians_in_Dallas/

My extended sabbatical is fast approaching, so you had better drink up.

Because Lordy, Lordy, a drought is a comin'. Lord have mercy, Miss Percy!

This post is pretty annoying, I bet.  But my number one fan will enjoy it, even whilst drinking his/her goblet of scorpions.

Just remember: We all have our crosses to bear, whether it's an Egyptian TAU or something inverted like in a 1975 Planet of the Apes cartoon.

My cross just happens to annoy the Living Hell out of people.