The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[MV/Liberace!]

Yes, he has never been the same since seeing a million bowl haircuts coming over a hill towards him. Just don't piss the man off. Put your hands on him and you'll end up pulling back two bloody stumps.

Or "Spock haircuts" as they were sometimes called.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

And the owner of this board who should never have allowed such vile things to be posted in the first place lets it start all over again.

It's a good job that Bart Ell isn't a chick.  Otherwise you'd be calling him a bitch and a cunt and imitating him in one of your moronic videos.

[SredniVashtar]

Or "Spock haircuts" as they were sometimes called.

Lloyd is one of those characters that you only have to hear the voice to start laughing. Like Mavis Leonard. Or R.C Collins (great show as always, Mr Hendrie!'). The one where he claims that a Furby he bought for his grand-daughter made a lunge for his zipper and then stuck its tongue in his ear is priceless. He ended up getting 'repeatedly raped' as I recall.

[MV/Liberace!]

That's like a stranger telling you to get out of your own house!

I see it more like walking into a 1977 San Francisco bathhouse and asking the cashier to leave.

[MV/Liberace!]

Lloyd is one of those characters that you only have to hear the voice to start laughing. Like Mavis Leonard. Or R.C Collins (great show as always, Mr Hendrie!'). The one where he claims that a Furby he bought for his grand-daughter made a lunge for his zipper and then stuck its tongue in his ear is priceless. He ended up getting 'repeatedly raped' as I recall.

I have several years of Hendrie on my HDD. I'm going to start plowing through those shows. Phil was one of the greatest things ever to happen on the radio. I really miss the 2002-2006 version of his show.

[SredniVashtar]

I have several years of Hendrie on my HDD. I'm going to start plowing through those shows. Phil was one of the greatest things ever to happen on the radio. I really miss the 2002-2006 version of his show.

I don't know if you have heard the new show. It has its moments. Technically, managing something like that for an hour or so with nobody else, doing all the voices, is an incredible achievement. But too often it feels like he is treading water and using the new show as a way of plugging the classic shows on his website. He is 60 now, and his best days are behind him, unfortunately. It's just a shame that too many people have never heard of him and, if they have, might just dismiss him as some radio hack doing shtick, rather than one of the great comedy geniuses.

Anyone who needs convincing should listen to a few minutes of Bobbie and Steve worrying about their son possibly being gay because he drew a picture of a man's 'tinkleberry', and then wanting to 'fag proof' the house, together with their church group organising a "Say 'No' to Vaseline" workshop.

How can you not love a guy that comes up with stuff like that?

[b_dubb]

I see it more like walking into a 1977 San Francisco bathhouse and asking the cashier to leave.

So that was YOU!?!?!?!

[Jocko Johnson]

And when in Beverly Hills may I recommend Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse?  The home of the Ted, the first baked potato and the first place to give you an extra fork for your salad! During Christmas come see the famous baked potato tree!
Ted's where we want to put our meat in your mouth!!

[Jocko Johnson]

I also heard flakie was turned down for membership in the Citizens Auxiliary Patrol...he failed to perform a flare drop properly and refused to where the Bermuda shorts, knee sox and pith helmet! Adm/General Jay Santos said, "No Go!"...ah...that's right...Ahhh, 10-4 code 10-86...ah, yes that's  a 10-4, over and out...hey pull that Lexus over!!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

It's a great shame flackie won't be helping with the blitz as he now hates Art Bell and has declared war on him. He is basically a dave snory lap dog. If only he would make  one of those wild videos from his hovel wearing that filthy tee shirt with Art's photo on it. Then just to hear him declare, "free Art Bell, free Art's bumper music" etc...that would get countless subs, it could break the internet!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It's the DPS!

I missed you too, sweetie. 

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

FALKIE SUMMER RAVE '15




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8

[Jocko Johnson]

I missed you too, sweetie. 

Son of flackie??

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Son of flackie??

I just went to caloriecount.com and plugged in the numbers for ol' Georgie.  According to their formula, he needs to consume over 3000 calories per day just to maintain his weight.  So not a big surprise that he's lying about his "healthy" diet of salads and lean chicken.  If he'd simply eat like a normal person instead of pounding down fast-food fatburgers and raping all-you-can-eat buffets, he'd lose weight fast instead of getting fatter.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[Falkie2013]

Right, it's got to be just too insightful, and un-bee-leef- able! And the thing that will seal the deal is the fact the Flakie is gonna take the world by storm when he is discovered. Then he will be able to get a brand new Golden Lexus and a new house.

Why would I want a Lexus ?
I'd get a Toyota Highlander Hybrid and if I had enough money I might buy as a second car, the Mercedes electric car which can go really fast but takes a while to charge. Saw it on Top Gear.
And we'd have to get a motor home and find out why North Carolineans put mustard on their spareribs.

[Yorkshire pud]

Why would I want a Lexus ?
I'd get a Toyota Highlander Hybrid and if I had enough money I might buy as a second car, the Mercedes electric car which can go really fast but takes a while to charge. Saw it on Top Gear.
And we'd have to get a motor home and find out why North Carolineans put mustard on their spareribs.

Why would you be choosing which vehicle to  have? You can't drive.

[karios8]

Why would I want a Lexus?
I'd get a Radio Flyer Tricycle with trick pedals and if I had enough money, I might buy a second vehicle, the Big Wheels Renegade which can handle really big jumps but takes awhile to get enough speed. Saw it on Bobby's World.
And we'd have to get a power wheels to find out why Mrs. Potter puts mustard on her grilled cheese sandwiches.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Why would you be choosing which vehicle to  have? You can't drive.

He should be dreaming about being able to drive legally, but as long as he's dreaming about things he'll never have, why not dream big?

[Jocko Johnson]

Why would I want a Lexus ?
I'd get a Toyota Highlander Hybrid and if I had enough money I might buy as a second car, the Mercedes electric car which can go really fast but takes a while to charge. Saw it on Top Gear.
And we'd have to get a motor home and find out why North Carolineans put mustard on their spareribs.

But you already have a Lexus.

[Jocko Johnson]

Falkie, I  can't believe you have abanded Art Bell at a time like this!!  You sold out to dave for the 30 pieces of silver. So you could get fame and fortune and a new Lexus. Very sad indeed.
So how is dave? Down in his cave, code for his mom's basement, all drunked up with pre-doucher tammy, sleza loins and you on skype...plotting a counter attack...like that Hitler movie where he is calling up non-existant armys, going all nutty! So prove you don't hate Art, tell us about the new dave show, tell us his next move??? This is your big chance! FREE FALKIE'S SOUL!! #FREEFALKIESSOUL

[nooryisawesome]

Bart Ell's profile was active this morning so we can only hope he is cooking up a few hilarious goodies.

Hope so. His gifs are funny.

[nooryisawesome]

Why would I want a Lexus ?
I'd get a Toyota Highlander Hybrid and if I had enough money I might buy as a second car, the Mercedes electric car which can go really fast but takes a while to charge. Saw it on Top Gear.
And we'd have to get a motor home and find out why North Carolineans put mustard on their spareribs.

How did things work out with Kathy and patty? Are they still arguing? Kathy still solely at your place?you still taking turns on the pullout couch? Can you get to the bed yet? The Prius still running bad? How is the apartment cleaning goin? Can we see an updated video? Be nice to see what all the effort you have put in looks like.

Happy July 4th Falkie

[Jocko Johnson]

How did things work out with Kathy and patty? Are they still arguing? Kathy still solely at your place?you still taking turns on the pullout couch? Can you get to the bed yet? The Prius still running bad? How is the apartment cleaning goin? Can we see an updated video? Be nice to see what all the effort you have put in looks like.

Happy July 4th Falkie

No no, it's  not a Prius, it's  a Lexus.

[Dateline]

Give us something to celebrate!  Need a video to celebrate the Fourth of July, Bellgab and all things Bellgab. 

[Daggit]

The Blitz is upon us. This is truly Falkie's day to silence his detractors and prove that he is a true Art Bell fan and produce a video denouncing Noory and promoting Art Bell's new show.

Ok ok. He might not want to piss Noory off by denouncing him but he should at the very least do his part in promoting Art.

Of course we all know he hates Art for choosing (redacted) over him so this will not happen.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Why would I want a Lexus ?
I'd get a Toyota Highlander Hybrid and if I had enough money I might buy as a second car, the Mercedes electric car which can go really fast but takes a while to charge. Saw it on Top Gear.
And we'd have to get a motor home and find out why North Carolineans put mustard on their spareribs.

Why don't you just go all out and get the Tesla?  Go American!  Electric cars can, by their nature, out perform regular internal combustion vehicles in the 0 to 60 mark because all their torque is at the bottom end, and the Tesla is the (pronounce thee) performance car among electrics.  Their top end, however, does suffer due to lack of high end torque.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Why don't you just go all out and get the Tesla? 

He had to take out multiple loans (with interest) to pay for the gas and tolls for his useless Noory interview.  So deciding which car to buy is not really the pacing item in any car purchase plans.

Go American! 

Falkie would sell out the American car companies in a heartbeat if one of the fuckin Chinese, Russian, or Iranian car companies offered to pay to fix his iPad.  Or even a $50 gift certificate to Carls Jr.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He had to take out multiple loans (with interest) to pay for the gas and tolls for his useless Noory interview.  So deciding which car to buy is not really the pacing item in any car purchase plans.

Falkie would sell out the American car companies in a heartbeat if one of the fuckin Chinese, Russian, or Iranian car companies offered to pay to fix his iPad.  Or even a $50 gift certificate to Carls Jr.

I thought my post was more subtle 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I thought my post was more subtle 

Doesn't matter.  Even with two of us saying he's a delusional twathead, he still won't get it.