The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Walks_At_Night]

Senda contemplating.

Senda Bobblehead???     Has it been done?

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda Bobblehead???     Has it been done?

Like cowbells, we can't have enough bobbleheaded Senda.

[Norm]

I emailed Mr Senda and offered to help him reach his financial goals.(my regular gig) I told him we could work out payment details later. Mr Senda replied, told me to fuck off and die. He stated he would be contacting my ISP with a copy of my disgusting email.

I'm confused why he would do this to me. I'm not a hateful person. I can only assume he believes I'm a sewergab troll, how can I prove I'm not?

[Yorkshire pud]

I emailed Mr Senda and offered to help him reach his financial goals.(my regular gig) I told him we could work out payment details later. Mr Senda replied, told me to fuck off and die. He stated he would be contacting my ISP with a copy of my disgusting email.

I'm confused why he would do this to me. I'm not a hateful person. I can only assume he believes I'm a sewergab troll, how can I prove I'm not?

You can't; You're tarnished with the vile stench that is Sewergabâ,,¢,

[chefist]

I emailed Mr Senda and offered to help him reach his financial goals.(my regular gig) I told him we could work out payment details later. Mr Senda replied, told me to fuck off and die. He stated he would be contacting my ISP with a copy of my disgusting email.

I'm confused why he would do this to me. I'm not a hateful person. I can only assume he believes I'm a sewergab troll, how can I prove I'm not?

It's almost a Universal Law at this point how George treats those trying to help him.

[3OctaveFart]

Where's that flow chart of Senda's long con? It starts with needing money to feed the cats and ends with the benefactor feeling betrayed, and then George 'doing' a haul video..

[whoozit]

Where's that flow chart of Senda's long con? It starts with needing money to feed the cats and ends with the benefactor feeling betrayed, and then George 'doing' a haul video..

True, but let's be honest, his haul videos are only haul videos in the sense that most of the shit he buys should be hauled directly to the dump.  I'm not sure when TP and canned corn became considered a haul.

[paladin1991]

I think someone shorter than him knocked his teeth out in prison. Probably one of those MS13 guys. They can be vicious! 

They, MS13, rent out the phaggot clown for smokes.  Menthol Newports.  100's.

[paladin1991]

Just caught this description from Senda's video about me:

Published on Aug 14, 2017

I got an email from Marge saying the evil troll Rally Squirrel has compromised my phone number information on Sewergab & he claims that * I * called him.
My phone isn't ringing off the hook with calls from RALLY SQUIRREL ROADKILL or anyone else that I don't know either.
Its a total fabrication.
I have not called anyone in Indiana in MONTHS and only have known 2 people there, except for an old girlfriend who went back there over 30 years ago.
Rally Squirrel posts this stuff to have people notice him and make himself feel self important.
IF IT DOESN'T COME FROM ME, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
AND... the Ebay messages I sent to the repair person would NOT have had my home phone number in them because Ebay does not ALLOW personal information like phone numbers to be sent through their message system.
You have to go to Ebay and request the seller or buyers personal information & I have not done that yet because there is no reason to do so until I pay him.

Someone hand me a bigger shovel. The bs from Sewergab is getting piled deeper in here...

I do not know what his Ebay rant is about but he starts with the truth. He did call me, three times so far, and he thought he was calling Abram.

So yes George, I do have your number but ringing your phone off the hook is not my style. I prefer to let you know them plot and wait and strike at the perfect time. Or I will sell it to the highest bidder.

Let me check the change in my pocket.
32 cents.

[paladin1991]

https://youtu.be/wzuZiERMPEI

[chefist]

True, but let's be honest, his haul videos are only haul videos in the sense that most of the shit he buys should be hauled directly to the dump.  I'm not sure when TP and canned corn became considered a haul.

Vegetable oil and toilet papers are staples. Hater.

[3OctaveFart]

True, but let's be honest, his haul videos are only haul videos in the sense that most of the shit he buys should be hauled directly to the dump.  I'm not sure when TP and canned corn became considered a haul.

Halloween will be here before we know it. Senda loves Halloween - and most of all junky decorations.

So 'DONATE!'

[chefist]

Halloween will be here before we know it. Senda loves Halloween - and most of all junky decorations.

So 'DONATE!'

Special, "Martinez Tonight" on Halloween! It'll be great!

[paladin1991]

FRIENDSHIP.

OMG.  That there is some funny shit.

[paladin1991]

now, again..., I am confused
does George's "thingy" twitch or switch ?
or switch twitch...
or twitchie switchie ?

I understand your cuntfusion over senda.  senda is a switch hitter.  FM Samsquatch to young skateboarder Abram (the joo?).  senda has no loyalty but to the twitch, now, the switch.

[paladin1991]

PM me your address, and I will send you the original (!!!).

It will be coming from Canada, so it may take a little while to get across the border.  The mail sometimes flies through, and other times it'll get held up for weeks.

It's those Communists working at the Canuckistan post office.

[paladin1991]

meanwhile,
in Martinez....

THE PLOT THICKENS....

So does senda's girth.

[paladin1991]

You rang?



I'd go a titty-fuck with him if the price was right.

The other homophobe on my to-do list is MV.  But I'm holding out for a facial with him.

Pitching or catching?

[paladin1991]

Cleaning out some old emails to make space, and I ran across this. 

Context: I'm Bacon Bazooka, the one telling the story to another RB user; NoamChomsky is the poster known here as MagnificentBastard.  Yes, Senda really did announce that he was planning to run for Congress in 2014 and was asking for donations for that endeavor.  Apparently it was not the reality that he's a welfare cheat who cavorts with prostitutes, running for a Repub seat that dissuaded him, but someone informing him that convicted felons can't be congressmen.


Hey *****, I started an email exchange with Falkenberg:

****************
Hey man, I just got off the phone with the poster formerly known as NoamChomsky.  Seems that times are kind of hard right now, like they
are for you and many others (it's that fuckin Obama).  He's getting a little stressed because he can't afford hookers right now, and no one
is going to fuck him for free, amiright?  Apparently his dog hides under the couch when he's in the room.

Anyway, I thought that since both of you are kind of down in the dumps financially that I could work something out between you.  What would
you think of letting him tittyfuck you for five bucks a shot?  He could provide the butter, and you just lube those puppies up and let
him at it.  Afterwards, you could lick off the butter.  From your tits, I mean, don't get any funny ideas.  He's no queer.

Just between the two of us, I think he might go as high as ten bob if you do a good job.  Just take care of him a couple of times at the
lower rate to prime the pump first.

What do you think?  Holla back.

************************

Falk responded that he just put $1000 bux in the bank, bought five ounces of silver, a new iPod Touch, some books and videos and was
doing very well on welfare, thank you very much.  He only does titty-fucking with busty women and I should go away.

A couple of inboxes were exchanged, with old Falk getting more and more offended.  I copied ***** on all of them.  He said that he was
feeling rejected, so he finally dropped Falk an inbox of his own:

**********************

to george-

What's this I hear about you turning down my offer to hang out and be bro's? We've both been posting on this site for well over a decade.
We've banged the same ho's, laughed at the same jokes, and generally had a very amenable relationship the entire time. Remember that time
you freaked out on KellyDD in chat and I was there to blow nice calm, soothing smoke up your ass so that you wouldn't whack yourself? Who
was your buddy that day? Huh? Me. That's right. On top of that, I was even one of the people willing to finance your run for Congress in
2014.

Now a titty-fuck is out of the question? Dude, I don't know what bacon bazooka's been telling you, but I'm not gay. I don't have a gay bone
in my body, and that's why I want to grease you up and titty fuck those ample man boobs of yours- to prove that I'm not gay (If I see
your tongue dart out to lick the tip, I swear to God I'll punch you right in the mouth). Titty-fucking is like leap frog or wrestling or
something, it's just harmless horseplay. I think Bacon Bazooka shooting video is a little weird myself, so I'm totally willing to
have him snap a few tasteful nudes and call it a day.

Tell you what, we'll hang out, I'll bring a tub of velveeta, and we'll see where the day takes us. That sounds fair, right? George, when it
comes right down to it, you have to give play to get play. You take one dick, you go to Congress. Not a shabby deal, if you ask me.

*****************************

Haven't heard back from Falk yet.

DPS, I laughed so hard I got tears running down my cheeks. 

[paladin1991]

Cleaning out some old emails to make space, and I ran across this. 

Context: I'm Bacon Bazooka, the one telling the story to another RB user; NoamChomsky is the poster known here as MagnificentBastard.  Yes, Senda really did announce that he was planning to run for Congress in 2014 and was asking for donations for that endeavor.  Apparently it was not the reality that he's a welfare cheat who cavorts with prostitutes, running for a Repub seat that dissuaded him, but someone informing him that convicted felons can't be congressmen.


Hey *****, I started an email exchange with Falkenberg:

****************
Hey man, I just got off the phone with the poster formerly known as NoamChomsky.  Seems that times are kind of hard right now, like they
are for you and many others (it's that fuckin Obama).  He's getting a little stressed because he can't afford hookers right now, and no one
is going to fuck him for free, amiright?  Apparently his dog hides under the couch when he's in the room.

Anyway, I thought that since both of you are kind of down in the dumps financially that I could work something out between you.  What would
you think of letting him tittyfuck you for five bucks a shot?  He could provide the butter, and you just lube those puppies up and let
him at it.  Afterwards, you could lick off the butter.  From your tits, I mean, don't get any funny ideas.  He's no queer.

Just between the two of us, I think he might go as high as ten bob if you do a good job.  Just take care of him a couple of times at the
lower rate to prime the pump first.

What do you think?  Holla back.

************************

Falk responded that he just put $1000 bux in the bank, bought five ounces of silver, a new iPod Touch, some books and videos and was
doing very well on welfare, thank you very much.  He only does titty-fucking with busty women and I should go away.

A couple of inboxes were exchanged, with old Falk getting more and more offended.  I copied ***** on all of them.  He said that he was
feeling rejected, so he finally dropped Falk an inbox of his own:

**********************

to george-

What's this I hear about you turning down my offer to hang out and be bro's? We've both been posting on this site for well over a decade.
We've banged the same ho's, laughed at the same jokes, and generally had a very amenable relationship the entire time. Remember that time
you freaked out on KellyDD in chat and I was there to blow nice calm, soothing smoke up your ass so that you wouldn't whack yourself? Who
was your buddy that day? Huh? Me. That's right. On top of that, I was even one of the people willing to finance your run for Congress in
2014.

Now a titty-fuck is out of the question? Dude, I don't know what bacon bazooka's been telling you, but I'm not gay. I don't have a gay bone
in my body, and that's why I want to grease you up and titty fuck those ample man boobs of yours- to prove that I'm not gay (If I see
your tongue dart out to lick the tip, I swear to God I'll punch you right in the mouth). Titty-fucking is like leap frog or wrestling or
something, it's just harmless horseplay. I think Bacon Bazooka shooting video is a little weird myself, so I'm totally willing to
have him snap a few tasteful nudes and call it a day.

Tell you what, we'll hang out, I'll bring a tub of velveeta, and we'll see where the day takes us. That sounds fair, right? George, when it
comes right down to it, you have to give play to get play. You take one dick, you go to Congress. Not a shabby deal, if you ask me.

*****************************

Haven't heard back from Falk yet.

MV, can you set this post up to be my sig line under my avatar?  That would just be superbitchin!

[paladin1991]

I HOPE you fucking heart explodes in the next in few days...

Phucking Phaggot Clown Troll.

[paladin1991]

Shut your mouth unless you're sucking me, bottom bitch.

Whoa.


https://youtu.be/aqS0FtVUiJQ

YOu suck your mamas cock with that mouth?

[Norm]

My feelings right now...so hurt...

[3OctaveFart]

A stranded beetle.

lol

These are terrific.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I understand your cuntfusion over senda.  senda is a switch hitter.  FM Samsquatch to young skateboarder Abram (the joo?).  senda has no loyalty but to the twitch, now, the switch.

I TOTALLY FORGOT !
damn, and the "episode" where George and Ratty Patty's husband were going at it...
but, it skipped my mind as to who was cornholin' who ?

hell, they probably took "turns"....
isn't that the customary way "those kind do it" ?

now, I am wondering how they decide who "gets it first" ?
coin flip ?
Rock Paper Scissors ?
draw straws ?

[chefist]

I TOTALLY FORGOT !
damn, and the "episode" where George and Ratty Patty's husband were going at it...
but, it skipped my mind as to who was cornholin' who ?

hell, they probably took "turns"....
isn't that the customary way "those kind do it" ?

now, I am wondering how they decide who "gets it first" ?
coin flip ?
Rock Paper Scissors ?
draw straws ?

Try this...

[Happier Times are Coming]

Chefist,
any chance tracking down any of the BLACK MEN that were incarcerated with George ?
perhaps he exchanges Christmas cards with them ?
perhaps he has friended them on Facebook ?
perhaps they are SUSCRIBERS of his YouTube videos ?

a long chat concerning what "really went down" in that jail cell !
(damn, I am betting George was flashing and teasing those guys all night until they just couldn't take it anymore)

consenting or NON consenting ....
(my money is on those BLACK MEN not consenting to what "went down")

[chefist]

Chefist,
any chance tracking down any of the BLACK MEN that were incarcerated with George ?
perhaps he exchanges Christmas cards with them ?
perhaps he has friended them on Facebook ?
perhaps they are SUSCRIBERS of his YouTube videos ?

a long chat concerning what "really went down" in that jail cell !
(damn, I am betting George was flashing and teasing those guys all night until they just couldn't take it anymore)

consenting or NON consenting ....
(my money is on those BLACK MEN not consenting to what "went down")

Wonderful suggestion...I'm on it! Not literally, like George...but I'm on it!

[Inglorious Bitch]

It's a little known fact, but Kafka based his character of Gregor Samsa Senda on our George in his book The Metamorphosis.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Wonderful suggestion...I'm on it! Not literally, like George...but I'm on it!

LOL....
would be great !