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Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

Started by DesertFox, November 01, 2013, 08:13:24 AM

JayDee543

Quote from: Art Bell on November 11, 2013, 06:25:38 PM
[...]Another thing I have learned is that when you feel there is something going on behind the scenes there usually is, as I have said here now many times. [...]

Yes, because when you walk out on your contract and not hear back from your ex-bosses, that stinks of conspiracy.

DanTSX

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 06:42:50 PM
I had loaded nachos with the remainder of my habaneros left from the garden. My entire face is on fire and I'll be popping antacids all night, but it was worth it.

Go into the water closet, kneel in front of the commode like it is an angry deity, and shove your fingers down your throat like you are trying to rescue a lost condom that fell off, out of a female.

Your taco problem will be no more.

Thank me later


jazmunda

Quote from: DanTSX on November 11, 2013, 06:42:26 PM

Dems fightin words! >:(

Pistols at high noon

No need for pistols. How about a good old fashioned arm wrestle?

Anyway I thought it was less intrusive than asking to see his non-compete clause.

Art shared his life with us for many years. I wasn't asking to look at his 401K. I just wanted to know what was for dinner.

Cynnie

Quote from: jazmunda on November 11, 2013, 06:45:58 PM
No need for pistols. How about a good old fashioned arm wrestle?

Anyway I thought it was less intrusive than asking to see his non-compete clause.

Art shared his life with us for many years. I wasn't asking to look at his 401K. I just wanted to know what was for dinner.

I love knowing what people have for meals ..im either the most boring person in the world ..or im the most boring person in the world


DanTSX

Quote from: jazmunda on November 11, 2013, 06:45:58 PM
No need for pistols. How about a good old fashioned arm wrestle?

Anyway I thought it was less intrusive than asking to see his non-compete clause.

Art shared his life with us for many years. I wasn't asking to look at his 401K. I just wanted to know what was for dinner.

It's like you wanted peep into his window.

I'm just watching out for ya.  Peeping into windows in Nevada gets people shot.  Art and I are both Glock men.

But now I too am curious.  What DID Art have for dinner?  I bet it was a portables mushroom burger with shoestring fried onions, a  snifter of brandy, and finally some peach ice cream. 

Quote from: Spirit Chaser on November 11, 2013, 06:35:02 PM
I will as soon as u take the fucking word cool out of your nick.  I'm sure you're way out of time and beyond that possibility if it ever were possible at all, doubt it, of what's left of your crude existence.
Just as I thought.  You are all asshat and no cattle.

jazmunda

Quote from: Cynnie on November 11, 2013, 06:48:10 PM
I love knowing what people have for meals ..im either the most boring person in the world ..or im the most boring person in the world

Everyone always is having something better than me. It was like that when I was at school and even to this day when we go out to a restaurant the other person always ends up getting something better.

dortmunder

Quote from: Art Bell on November 11, 2013, 06:25:38 PM
Never give up hope until you get a absolute no, that is what I have learned. Another thing I have learned is
that when you feel there is something going on behind the scenes there usually is, as I have said here now many times.
Never underestimate big power and money.

When I have any kind of firm response you all will be the first to know.

                                                                                                                         Art

I'd love to hear what you think is going on. Why not join the GabCast tomorrow?

onan

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 06:42:50 PM
I had loaded nachos with the remainder of my habaneros left from the garden. My entire face is on fire and I'll be popping antacids all night, but it was worth it.

man, ain't that the truth.

Catsmile

Quote from: ItsOver on November 11, 2013, 06:00:21 PM
At least he's not gay.  I think.

For god sake, don't put salt and sand in his butt butter.
Unless you want to see him go off on a rant here.


DanTSX

Everyone,

Tell Jazmunda the following:

1. What you had for dinner
2. Which side of the pants it hangs on
3. The current market value of your 401K
4.  Your favorite handgun brand
5.  Your ideal desert.
6.  Did you have any streaming problems?

Or he will peep into your window

Cynnie

Quote from: jazmunda on November 11, 2013, 06:50:18 PM
Everyone always is having something better than me. It was like that when I was at school and even to this day when we go out to a restaurant the other person always ends up getting something better.

Im on a pho kick ..i go to a great vietnamese place in Worcester ma ..it must be good its always wall to wall ornamentals in that joint

Ravenna

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on November 11, 2013, 04:52:41 PM
To all of you HorrorReporter and Surmo et all
From the most recent Sirius 10Q
"
State Consumer Investigations . A Multistate Working Group of 32 State Attorneys General, led by the Attorney General of the State of Ohio, is investigating certain of our consumer practices. The investigation focuses on practices relating to the cancellation of subscriptions; automatic renewal of subscriptions; charging, billing, collecting, and refunding or crediting of payments from consumers; and soliciting customers.

A separate investigation into our consumer practices is being conducted by the Attorneys General of the State of Florida and the State of New York. We are cooperating with these investigations and believe our consumer practices comply with all applicable federal and state laws and regulations.


Fascinating.  Sort of goes along with what that one person was saying, ... I can't recall who now (this thread is a blur),... that s/he was being charged six months in advance only when s/he particularly told them she only wanted to be charged once per month. 

Cynnie

Quote from: DanTSX on November 11, 2013, 06:51:38 PM
Everyone,

Tell Jazmunda the following:

1. What you had for dinner
2. Which side of the pants it hangs on
3. The current market value of your 401K
4.  Your favorite handgun brand
5.  Your ideal desert.

Or he will peep into your window

Pasta
Left
Not enough
Nerf
Mojave

DanTSX

Quote from: Catsmile on November 11, 2013, 06:51:02 PM
For god sake, don't put salt and sand in his butt butter.
Unless you want to see him go off on a rant here.


noory's new cookbook has a recipie for butt butter

mikuthing01

Quote from: DanTSX on November 11, 2013, 06:49:30 PM
Art and I are both Glock men.



Art is a Glock fan? Pretty cool if true.... i have a 17 and a 19

DanTSX

Quote from: mikuthing01 on November 11, 2013, 06:54:11 PM
Art is a Glock fan? Pretty cool if true.... i have a 17 and a 19

Yeah he has a G23 in his drawer during DM broadcasts.

19 is great.  I have a 19, 17, 26, 21Sf.  Wife has a 26 also.  Gonna get a 29 soon because 10mm is best millimeter.


zeebo

Quote from: MV on November 11, 2013, 02:24:24 PM
thank you for not flipping out over the coz memes and crying like a vag.  i found them hilarious, and you took it like a fuckin' man.

I just wanted to second this, you're a good sport Coz, and it was nice to have a few laughs without having to feel awful about it.  :)

DesertFox

Just finished my Dark Matter Sirius On Demand Marathon:



Was signed On Demand for 19 straight hours listening to Dark Matter--since I stayed on the whole time, it stayed available 17 hours past the expiration date.  It was totally expired once I finally quit.  BUT I did get one last Marathon dose of Art. I may have been THE LAST PERSON who heard Art on Sirius.

Damn Art!  The show was great--so sad you gave it up.


onan

Quote from: mikuthing01 on November 11, 2013, 06:54:11 PM
Art is a Glock fan? Pretty cool if true.... i have a 17 and a 19

I prefer the Sig Sauer p229 myself.

Ravenna

Quote from: eddie dean on November 11, 2013, 05:03:13 PM
believe it!!  This thread has grown out of control!
It has a dark purpose and far reaching consequences.
Beware all who gaze upon the horror of the "quits" thread. :o

This thread could one day be as famous as the George Noory Sucks thread.

In the meantime, I'm going to listen to Clyde tonight (well,... was going to anyway) and see if he mentions Bellgab.  Probably not, but he may reassure his listeners that he is indeed *not* quitting radio as internet rumors have been suggesting.

Marc.Knight

Quote from: Spirit Chaser on November 11, 2013, 06:53:50 PM
Ooooooo. Sizzle chest and asshat.  You're fucking turning me on.  I'm actually wet.  How bout I sit on your real uncool daddio face and make it raw.  Maybe I can give you a fucking cow rash.  Be my little bitch oh uncool mentally illo!


Tell me, what kind of spirit are you chasing?

McPhallus

Quote from: Philosopher on November 11, 2013, 07:01:14 PM

Tell me, what kind of spirit are you chasing?

I'm thinking it might be the whiskey.


FallenSeraph

Quote from: lightningline on November 11, 2013, 06:29:14 PM
I have been threatened more...do you think I should just shut up and its crap..or am I on to something and this guy means business???


More threats from premierecleanerabx

http://darkmatterxm.com/threads/i-think-art-was-a-victim-of-a-conspiricy-sxm-premier-you-tube.255/#post-5422

Premiere doesn't know how to spell "advice."

And he called us Bell Gap.

What a loser.

Ravenna

Quote from: Spirit Chaser on November 11, 2013, 05:18:10 PM
So glad you didn't have a problem with "hard to believe" issues for this lucky poster.

Coz that's easier to believe than that someone at Sirius hacked your computer to get at your credit card number.  Yeah, right.  (Giggle).

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