Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[SaucyRossy]

Okay, I'm new, and do not want to stir up old, dead issues, but is there one person with many aliases who comes here just to cause trouble? The language seems to be the same, the rage/mental instability, neediness, escalation of anger etc. In the last few days, I've seen at least four different users with what seems like the same personality. And please, if this post is going to stir up some unnecessary drama, just don't answer me. I don't want to add to the F'ery around here.

It is entirely possible. It's happened quite a few times in the recent past.

[jazmunda]

Yeah HMC pwned Sarah Brestlin.

Also, that go daddy video is one of the most trite pieces of marketing ever. Just awful. Horribly made.

Oh and don't get me started on the acting ......

[SaucyRossy]

Oh and don't get me started on the acting ......

Haha. Why even have a horrible storyline.

Why not just line a bunch of girls up dressed how they are, do a tracking shot where each boob has a different letter on it.

Then zoom out to see go daddy and have fireworks go off in the sky.

That'd catch my attention

[CantFindTVRemote]

It's the Ass Clown invasion.  Haven't you seen the news?

I was hoping it was one giant ass clown instead of several little ones.

[Snowdoggie]

The rift is wider than ever.  Now the Ass Clowns are coming through two at a time.

and I'm not going back. You have no idea what that other place is like. Pinoytrilateralshitbucket is like the God Emperor over there. On Tuesdays they paint everything orange just for the hell of it.

[CantFindTVRemote]

On Tuesdays they paint everything orange just for the hell of it.

[Ravenna]

Please do but I think HMC found her out already:

Here is how Sarah Brestlin picked her last name (I don't have a theory yet for how/why she picked out her first name).  Brestlin, of course, makes one's mind immediately jump to "breast land," or "the land of breasts," where, subconsciously, we all long to return to someday, having all been nurtured in our first year or two on the nipple (whether that be an actual one or the nipple of a bottle).  S/he is steeped enough in psychiatry to realize that, in having the last name being so suggestive of Breast Land, that we would all be drawn to her; thereby becoming fascinated and would then closely follow her doings on her website, even if we just do it in an appalled "I can't look away from this awful car accident on the freeway" sort of way.

Very clever, in a sort of Freudian way.

I actually just came up with a theory on why she picked "Sarah" too, but I'll save that for another post.  Anyhow, it's still germinating and I wish to allow it to come to full fruition before I trot it out.

[Marc.Knight]

and I'm not going back. You have no idea what that other place is like. Pinoytrilateralshitbucket is like the God Emperor over there. On Tuesdays they paint everything orange just for the hell of it.

And to piss us off they've been screwing around with SiriusXM's Internet streaming for months. 

[Marc.Knight]

By the way, neither Art nor George have posted for days.  What's going on?   

[IcicleTrepan]

By the way, neither Art nor George have posted for days.  What's going on?   

Yeah, even when Art doesn't have an update for us, I like when he jokes around with us.

[jazmunda]

By the way, neither Art nor George have posted for days.  What's going on?   

In my comic book inspired mind Art went missing Captain Kirk in Generations style when he defeated George and sealed him in the Ass Clown Rift.

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

How is it a kid's reputation on the line for being sexually abused by a teacher?  Are we blaming the victim?

Hey shit for brains, is it so difficult for you to understand? Do you really think I'm blaming the kid and not his idiot father?! Quit trying to rile up the natives.

[Marc.Knight]

Art, your quitting thread is starting to poop out. 

[Ravenna]

By the way, neither Art nor George have posted for days.  What's going on?   

It's creepily quiet, except for the Ass Clowns.  (Gotta admit:  I was sad that Art didn't call into the Spec Sheet.  Would've been cool to hear him talk tech stuff with MV and Curtis).

[Marc.Knight]

Hey shit for brains, is it so difficult for you to understand? Do you really think I'm blaming the kid and not his idiot father?! Quit trying to rile up the natives.

#1, as you can clearly see there is a hole in said poster's skeletal head.  #2, The likelihood of shit, or brains being retained in said head is remarkably low considering the condition of the head identified in #1.

[Snowdoggie]

And to piss us off they've been screwing around with SiriusXM's Internet streaming for months.

Don't blame us for that. The evil red lectroids from Planet 10 have been crossing the streams, not us. They worship George Noory as the god of procreation over there. Women expose their breastlins to him and he throws steaming pizza rolls at them. It's even worse than than where I came from. Everybody there is named John. Even George.

[The General]

Yeah HMC pwned Sarah Brestlin.

Also, that go daddy video is one of the most trite pieces of marketing ever. Just awful. Horribly made.

You said it.  That's really some low brow horse shit for the masses there.  Idiocracy in action.

By the way, some of these new posters are psycho retards.  I imagine when they're not typing, they're just flicking the light switch on and off over and over again.  Pinoy what?  What god damn rock did these ass clowns climb out from under??  The freeartbelllily.com site?  Please go back to worshipping Ba'al and leave us alone. 

[Marc.Knight]

It's creepily quiet, except for the Ass Clowns.  (Gotta admit:  I was sad that Art didn't call into the Spec Sheet.  Would've been cool to hear him talk tech stuff with MV and Curtis).

There shouldn't be any issue with Art being interviewed occasionally .  I'd like to hear him being "interviewed" four hours a night, Mon-Thurs, 10 pm to 2 am.

[Spinner]

Hey, I had a thought about this Sarah Breastland chick.  Maybe she's drumming up rumors just to keep a lot of traffic coming to her website.  Hmmmm!

of course she/he/it is.
How about just one person (not me) volunteering to go there to check what crazy stuff she/he/it posts. Just one person. Let's not give she/he/it more traffic.

[Marc.Knight]

Don't blame us for that. The evil red lectroids from Planet 10 have been crossing the streams, not us. They worship George Noory as the god of procreation over there. Women expose their breastlins to him and he throws steaming pizza rolls at them. It's even worse than than where I came from. Everybody there is named John. Even George.

I wonder what happens when the pizza rolls hit the steaming breastlins.  Or was it steaming pizza rolls?

[Pinoybipedalurinal]

Me too, and I've lived in Japan as well, I just wonder why you would still use a name to incite a slur toward a group of people you found to be great but now also find their faults and being rude to them.  That's like if you are from california and someone saying how much they love the US, except their time in California or the Bay area was filled with some gutter filth that tainted your view on Californians!

Yawn! Funny, I was just talking to a friend about moving back to the states.  I haven't been back much in the last 15 years. He told me I oughta reconsider. He said most people are narcissistic though their lives have been unremarkable. That Americans have become overly emotional,  PC, back biting, weak assed, passive-aggressive bitches. Judging from some of you posters, I'd have to agree.
One more point: if my name was dirty Vegas hooker, would you be crying for all the fine folks in Las Vegas? Of course not. You're just a white hero, masquerading as protector of all the little brown Pinoy girls. You are evidentially nothing more than a racist, and a humorless one at that.

[Marc.Knight]

Yawn! Funny, I was just talking to a friend about moving back to the states.  I haven't been back much in the last 15 years. He told me I oughta reconsider. He said most people are narcissistic though their lives have been unremarkable. That Americans have become overly emotional,  PC, back biting, weak assed, passive-aggressive bitches. Judging from some of you posters, I'd have to agree.

Where's a flesh-eating steaming hot pizza roll when you need one?

[steelbot]

Yawn! Funny, I was just talking to a friend about moving back to the states.  I haven't been back much in the last 15 years. He told me I oughta reconsider. He said most people are narcissistic though their lives have been unremarkable. That Americans have become overly emotional,  PC, back biting, weak assed, passive-aggressive bitches. Judging from some of you posters, I'd have to agree.

Actually not at all, yawn...hrm.. So to have an intelligent conversation requires you to shit, piss, cry, fuck and moan your way into the forums here?  I'm just assessing your choices in your slim future around here before you're forced to come up with yet a new nick name and forever bash us with more nonsensical wit is all.  Please, continue to indulge and if you wish you can, you can go find them offs you forgot to fuck before coming in here proclaiming your perfectness in the eyes of the weaker less minded folk.  Enjoy!

[IcicleTrepan]

#1, as you can clearly see there is a hole in said poster's skeletal head.  #2, The likelihood of shit, or brains being retained in said head is remarkably low considering the condition of the head identified in #1.

Gee thanks.  I can see I've made lots of friends here..

[nooryisawesome]

I doubt we will hear from Art until the status quo changes. So im betting its going to be awhile, also he is a bit of a recluse by nature.

[Marc.Knight]

Gee thanks.  I can see I've made lots of friends here..

Anytime.

[maureen]

to silly words, deaf ears!! ... another Mexican saying!!

[Marc.Knight]

I doubt we will hear from Art until the status quo changes. So im betting its going to be awhile, also he is a bit of a recluse by nature.

Jesus, by the time the status quo changes I might be on the wrong side of the clover.  I thought I had waited long enough for Dark Splatter!

[IcicleTrepan]

Jesus, by the time the status quo changes I might be on the wrong side of the clover.  I thought I had waited long enough for Dark Splatter!

One could only hope sooner rather than later

[dortmunder]

PS guess you noticed Sylvia the psychic died. Always loved her dark smokey (smoker's) voice!

Bet she didn't see that one coming.