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Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

Started by DesertFox, November 01, 2013, 08:13:24 AM

Falkie2013



Fitts was talking about the Fed and the $noore started talking about strange apparitions.

WTF ?

Now he's talking about George Bush being on Leno.



retired41

guess mom took the computer and it is time for meds and bed

Marc.Knight

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 21, 2013, 12:22:26 AM

Fitts was talking about the Fed and the $noore started talking about strange apparitions.

WTF ?

Now he's talking about George Bush being on Leno.


and this is unusual?

Falkie2013

Quote from: Philosopher on November 21, 2013, 12:21:52 AM
makes perfect sense.

$noorge sensed a disturbance in the force and went to wax his mustasche and told Tommy to run out and get him more turkey sandwiches.

And then found his toupee had run away from the top of his head.

$noore talked about them remodeling his LA studio. I guess Premiere will do that when they finish $noore's new studio in Hawaii.
Right after they build a holding cell station for Dog the Bail Bond Guy.
And $noorge thought it would be funny to pretend to have left Fitts a Christmas present in his studio.
So not only is he an idiot, he's a cruel idiot as well.

After much research, I've found a short clip of the real Sarah Brestlin from before she was fired from a small Indiana news station.


Marc.Knight

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 21, 2013, 12:24:30 AM
$noorge sensed a disturbance in the force and went to wax his mustasche and told Tommy to run out and get him more turkey sandwiches.

And then found his toupee had run away from the top of his head.

I guess we know where we can put those turkey sandwiches.

retired41

Quote from: SixWeekTenure on November 21, 2013, 12:25:42 AM
After much research, I've found a short clip of the real Sarah Brestlin from before she was fired from a small Indiana news station.


has to be a man woman

Marc.Knight

Quote from: SixWeekTenure on November 21, 2013, 12:25:42 AM
After much research, I've found a short clip of the real Sarah Brestlin from before she was fired from a small Indiana news station.



Is that a little 5 o'clock shadow, or just a trick of the light?

Falkie2013

Quote from: SixWeekTenure on November 21, 2013, 12:25:42 AM
After much research, I've found a short clip of the real Sarah Brestlin from before she was fired from a small Indiana news station.



And $noore will be hitting up on her at the next $noorefest.

Coming to a bowling alley near you.

Heather Wade

Quote from: Spinner on November 20, 2013, 11:46:50 PM
Aaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I just want to hear Art on the air LIVE again!   

Just wish we could all be bitching about Art's guest and having a good time again.   :'(

Falkie2013

Quote from: Philosopher on November 21, 2013, 12:27:31 AM
Is that a little 5 o'clock shadow, or just a trick of the light?

Its amazing how good Tommy has gotten with hair and makeup.
Must be all those You Tube videos he watches to learn beauty secrets.


retired41

the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon.

Falkie2013

Quote from: (Redacted) on November 21, 2013, 12:29:22 AM
Just wish we could all be bitching about Art's guest and having a good time again.   :'(

Will the new woman pictured be $noorge's guest host ?



retired41

o what the hell ,sure could you prey on me.

IcicleTrepan

Quote from: (Redacted) on November 21, 2013, 12:29:22 AM
Just wish we could all be bitching about Art's guest and having a good time again.   :'(

We could all agree to do a dark matter marathon or something :)

WOTR

Quote from: SixWeekTenure on November 21, 2013, 12:16:17 AM
The trolls are comin' outta the goddamn walls!
Does it not make you wish for the good old days of discussion revolving around cursing and language (earlier in the week?)  Every day it is a whole new thread.

One day we will get back to Art Bell quitting DM.

retired41

there's a loop in this thread.

FallenSeraph

Quote from: CantFindTVRemote on November 20, 2013, 10:56:00 PM
Okay, I'm new, and do not want to stir up old, dead issues, but is there one person with many aliases who comes here just to cause trouble? The language seems to be the same, the rage/mental instability, neediness, escalation of anger etc. In the last few days, I've seen at least four different users with what seems like the same personality. And please, if this post is going to stir up some unnecessary drama, just don't answer me. I don't want to add to the F'ery around here.

Yes. I feel like this thread has been invaded by Sybil, she of the many personalities. (Back when they weren't fake, that is.)

jazmunda

The People Who Love Art Bell peeps on Facebook think that "Sarah" may be onto something

IcicleTrepan

I wish I could recall which old show Art did where a woman called in, claiming to be an employee of a government facility (perhaps area 51) and she said a colleague of hers worked there and he was working on something top secret but there were these weird animals being found around the area and supposedly they were escaped experiments from the facility.

Anyone remember that one?

lonevoice

Quote from: Seraphim27 on November 21, 2013, 12:55:57 AM
Yes. I feel like this thread has been invaded by Sybil, she of the many personalities. (Back when they weren't fake, that is.)

Falkie2013

Quote from: IcicleTrepan on November 21, 2013, 12:59:57 AM
I wish I could recall which old show Art did where a woman called in, claiming to be an employee of a government facility (perhaps area 51) and she said a colleague of hers worked there and he was working on something top secret but there were these weird animals being found around the area and supposedly they were escaped experiments from the facility.

Anyone remember that one?

I do but don't know when it was.

That's the kind of stuff we would NEVER hear on Noory's Crap to Craptrap.

Heather Wade

It's weirder than Mel's second hole.  My head is pounding like a funeral drum, yet I continue to ask, "What's next?" 

FallenSeraph

So I saw this desperation move on the part of Sirius today â€" a TV commercial, nonetheless, letting all of us know that if we've canceled our subscriptions recently, they're turning our radios back on and giving us more free Sirius access through Dec. 3 with "no strings attached."

So if you've canceled Sirius, try logging on and seeing if it works now.

In fact, here's the commercial I saw:

http://blog.siriusxm.com/2013/11/20/listen-free-november-20-december-3/

If someone's already mentioned this, sorry. I'm trying so hard to keep up with the 600 pages of this thread or whatever the current page number is. :)

Quote from: Seraphim27 on November 21, 2013, 01:12:29 AM
So I saw this desperation move on the part of Sirius today â€" a TV commercial, nonetheless, letting all of us know that if we've canceled our subscriptions recently, they're turning our radios back on and giving us more free Sirius access through Dec. 3 with "no strings attached."

How is that desperate? Many businesses give free trials to get you hooked on their programming so that you'll subscribe. That's part of the subscription model, believe it or not - don't let the Dark Matter debacle cloud your judgment.

Jocko Johnson

SNOORY'S FUCKING DRUNK ON THE AIR...HOW DO THEY NOT JUST DRAG HIM OUT OF THERE.
TRYING TO SAY ARISTOCRACY ...HE CAN'T SAYS IT'S  THE ONE WORD HE COULD NEVER SAY......HE CAN'T  SAY ANYTHING...WHAT A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT A COMPLETE ASSHOLE
GNS

Falkie2013

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on November 21, 2013, 01:15:18 AM
SNOORY'S FUCKING DRUNK ON THE AIR...HOW DO THEY NOT JUST DRAG HIM OUT OF THERE.
TRYING TO SAY ARISTOCRACY ...HE CAN'T SAYS IT'S  THE ONE WORD HE COULD NEVER SAY......HE CAN'T  SAY ANYTHING...WHAT A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT A COMPLETE ASSHOLE
GNS

For what its worth I have trouble saying SOCIAL SECURITY.

As for $noory saying ARISTOCRACY, he just said " I got it. "

I guess Tommy found him the 3x5 cards with the pictures of Dick and Jane on them.

And the alphabet blocks too.

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