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Dave Schrader

Started by NowhereInTime, March 16, 2013, 06:20:57 PM

sydtron

And he is playing some of the good OLD bumper music. All we need now is Dancing Queen

zeebo

Quote from: Scully on January 24, 2015, 02:39:22 AM
...Can you even imagine Jorch considering any such thing.  Not in a million years....

Jorchie does all his investigating from comfy chairs, scanning the ol' wikipedia.   ::)

Dang, some unbeliever caller just stomped his big foot all over her Big Foot.

littlechris

Quote from: Scully on January 24, 2015, 02:39:22 AM
I think Dave Schrader is doing a masterful job of being nice and challenging the guest at the same time.  If Jorch were doing the interview, we'd just get his usual stumbling, mumbling incompetence.  We get that all the time, so for one night I'm enjoying the suspense of wondering if this poor thick-headed woman is telling some part of the truth.  If not, it's still a good horror movie plot.

I love that Schrader is actually planning to go out and investigate for himself.  Can you even imagine Jorch considering any such thing.  Not in a million years.

Dave Schrader definitely does NOT suck.  :)

So true.

This is the first time I've heard "the good dave" since I pretty much stay away from C2C unless someone other than Noorey is hosting. Dave Schrader  reminds me of Art Bell in that he is challenging the guest. I'll defiently be looking out for him in the future.

Btw, this lady is soo full of CRAP!!

zeebo

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 24, 2015, 02:42:36 AM
Dang, some unbeliever caller just stomped his big foot all over her Big Foot.

I was amused how he was so nice about it, reluctantly undermining her whole squatch-tale.

I liked the guest's irate defensiveness.

It had all the nutty flavor of a literary censorship demand at the local PTA meeting.

Quote from: zeebo on January 24, 2015, 02:42:34 AM
Jorchie does all his investigating from comfy chairs, scanning the ol' wikipedia.   ::)

I think he was gong to pass through Roswell one time, but his chauffeur took a wrong turn.

"It won't sound as weird and unbelievable if you'll just buy my book and help me make my payments on this dump."

She could shut the traps of all of you nattering unbelievers with one steaming Bigfoot turd on a platter.

The guest has downed five shots of Jack Daniel's and is showing some interesting self-control, thanks to the biggest-footed elixir ever produced in Tennessee or the United States.

Wow, a whole nuther hour of these crazy backwoods callers.

Thank ya, Jesus.

Thank ya, Lord.

I wish Big Foot would call in with a comprehensive, annoyed rebuttal to counter the gibberings of these drooling hicks.

Morgus

Looks like the originally scheduled 2 hours of open lines is getting eliminated tonight, holding the guest over for yet a second extra hour now?

Quote from: Morgus on January 24, 2015, 03:03:33 AM
Looks like the originally scheduled 2 hours of open lines is getting eliminated tonight, holding the guest over for yet a second extra hour now?

Yep, it looks like it's wide open Bigfoot night. 

Too many crypto-zoological goofballs are clamoring away on hold -- the lines are too full of cracker dunderheads dying to put their Big Foot two cents into the intellectual fray.

Big Feets don't fail me now.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 24, 2015, 02:25:48 AM
If this lady wants nothing to do with these creatures and feels no need to prove they exist why does she have a professional website about her book discussing her experiences with them?

Did I mention she managed to do this in spite of calling Youtube 'the youtubes?'

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 24, 2015, 03:13:04 AM
Did I mention she managed to do this in spite of calling Youtube 'the youtubes?'


Hey, it could have been funnier.

She could have called it "the you all tubes."

zeebo

Wise caller shows that whenever a cryptid's existence is hard to prove, go with "It's interdimensional".

They keep talking about Big Foot's horrible stink.

This Vancouver caller, for example, can't shut up about the rank similarity to smelly belly buttons.  I don't want to know what is wrong with that guy.

The thing is, Bigfoot doesn't think he smells bad at all. 

So everybody shut the fuck up about the alleged Sasquatch stench.  He doesn't have a goddamn hot tub or a steam room to lounge around in all day.


zeebo

Quote from: Morgus on January 24, 2015, 03:03:33 AM
Looks like the originally scheduled 2 hours of open lines is getting eliminated tonight, holding the guest over for yet a second extra hour now?

She's a font of info that requires a higher bandwidth.  We just can't learn enough about her black-out curtains, her pool filter, the noises from her woodland environs.

Quote from: zeebo on January 24, 2015, 03:19:54 AM
Wise caller shows that whenever a cryptid's existence is hard to prove, go with "It's interdimensional".


Hahahahahaha

It's the eternal "go-to" chestnut, isn't it?

WWJDWBF?

What Would Jesus Do With Big Foot?

Is Big Foot enough of a humanoid to be saved from eternal damnation?  Nobody wants to talk about that.

I pray every night on behalf of his big ol' smelly feet.

I'll be damned if this show didn't bring out the best and the brightest minds in our country.

zeebo

Poor Noory, a caller mentioned a portal on his night off.  She also said the bigfeets are human-alien hybrids and that close-minded folks can't see them since they don't feel drawn to the portals, or something like that.

Quote from: zeebo on January 24, 2015, 03:49:26 AM
Poor Noory, a caller mentioned a portal on his night off.


His portal-potty envy would be highly aroused.

Quote from: zeebo on January 24, 2015, 03:49:26 AM
Poor Noory, a caller mentioned a portal on his night off.  She also said the bigfeets are human-alien hybrids and that close-minded folks can't see them since they don't feel drawn to the portals, or something like that.

She sounded nice though, kind of like Phoebe on Friends.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 24, 2015, 03:53:31 AM
She sounded nice though, kind of like Phoebe on Friends.


Oh, god.  She made Phoebe sound like Stephen Hawking.

I thought that guest had a lot of the same patterns in her conversational style as David Paulides (except less educated sounding) who we were discussing in another thread, and who many believe is running a con just like this woman seemed to be doing.

zeebo

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 24, 2015, 04:03:41 AM
...running a con just like this woman seemed to be doing.

Look, if it'd been just 99 Nights of Bigfoot, I'd be with you, but this was 100 man - she knows what she's talking about. 

Quote from: zeebo on January 24, 2015, 04:05:45 AM
Look, if it'd been just 99 Nights of Bigfoot, I'd be with you, but this was 100 man - she knows what she's talking about.



So damned funny.

Quote from: zeebo on January 24, 2015, 04:05:45 AM
Look, if it'd been just 99 Nights of Bigfoot, I'd be with you, but this was 100 man - she knows what she's talking about.

I can't argue with that. 

I just heard the intro to the show on the rebroadcast while typing this and Dave said she had the experience 'one too many times.'

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