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Quote from: Roswells, Art on December 12, 2018, 12:22:44 PM
I feel like blue screening myself.
Just say  ' NO '     (to Doze.)




LOL -  still using Hardware Abstraction Layer  (HAL).     BWAAAA Haa Haaa  haaa

ZaZa

Quote from: Azzerae on December 12, 2018, 12:31:46 PM
Liberace should change his name to pinocchio.
Or to:
OWNER of BellGab & EllGab

AZZERAE

Quote from: ZaZa on December 13, 2018, 03:07:11 AM
Or to:
OWNER of BellGab & EllGab

Nobody could begin to imagine the amount of cooch he and I have double dutched behind drawn blinds ... The unimaginable depths we've plunged.


ItsOver

Quote from: WildCard on December 12, 2018, 12:04:44 PM
Well, this is awkward. I told everyone you were dead.
Do we really know that you can NOT post on Liberace's hallowed grounds if you are dead?


Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on December 11, 2018, 03:47:43 PM
Good to know you are alive and well, Bat God! The lonely silver rain has ended.


Like some Hopi rain clan coalescing on the head of a lightning rod.

Quote from: pate on December 12, 2018, 09:01:21 AM
I could not have predicted thus.  Welcome back, Zzotzz!


Hello Halo Hell-low

Quote from: Roswells, Art on December 12, 2018, 11:17:05 AM
EEEEEH! Camazotz! It's so nice to see new posts from you!

I thought you had been the Upper Right Corner Quote Picker then Liberace (MV) said whomever it had been had died. I was saddened for a few minutes.

Well, I'm glad you're back from the dead and I owe Liberace an apology for doubting him. It's a good thing he is totally into women. Maybe he'll go easy on me.

I applied for the job of URCQP, but MV refused my bribe.

But I did contribute to Bellgab in a way I have never revealed.

Until now.

I asked MV to not tell anyone I designed/created the logo to be used on itunes for The Spec Sheet. I don't know why, other than that I can be a secretive bastard.

The rumor mill can finally breathe a sigh of relief and rest its mighty braincase.

Let freedom ring.




Quote from: WildCard on December 12, 2018, 12:04:44 PM
Well, this is awkward. I told everyone you were dead.

I forced Mary Magdalene to regroup as well.  But that was long ago, when encasement was easier on the vessel and gnostic wafers of vegetable matter were plentiful and well stamped with the seal of the astrologer's staff.

Now, it's... just all so damned "viral."

Yet, we/I/you, subsist.


Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on December 13, 2018, 02:42:55 AM
Camazotz -  You're Back !     
Excellent to see you.   :)

Thanks, buddy.  Sanctuary beckoned.  The nightmares of Carousel are over.



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WildCard on December 20, 2018, 07:09:28 PM
^
Look, Cam! We found a new falkie.
Hope you'll join in this time.



You guys and your perpetual Falkie quest. ::) ;D

All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.

ItsOver

Quote from: Camazotz on December 28, 2018, 01:34:54 PM
All Falkie proxies here at the store are on perpetual back order.

I do have some wonderful new old stock Y2K slogan mugs (R U READY? IT'S COMING!) that can be dusted off, but postage is a bitch.

They're made out of lead to protect your coffee from gamma rays that will be emitted when all the nuclear power plant computers attempt to traverse the dreaded YYYYMMDD limitation, resulting in eventual meltdown of said power plant.
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Quote from: ItsOver on December 28, 2018, 01:48:40 PM
Cam, please put me down for one of your highly desired Y2K mugs.  I've been very concerned ever since I learned about the heinous act described in the link below.

https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-orders-government-to-stop-working-on-y2k-bug/

Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)

ItsOver

Quote from: Camazotz on December 28, 2018, 02:02:15 PM
Done. Will throw in a dozen Y2K instant beef/onion/carrot soup meal packets. Pour the contents in your invincible mug, add water, place over campfire grill and simmer until heaven blossoms forth. 

(Expiration stamp date on packets is 2018, but survival is survival.)
¡Gracias!  I now laugh in the face of impending doom.




Quote from: ItsOver on December 28, 2018, 02:28:16 PM
¡Gracias!  I now laugh in the face of impending doom.



That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend the Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo on March 30.

https://theskeletorium.com/upcoming-events/2019/3/30/the-dallas-oddities-amp-curiosities-expo

ItsOver

Quote from: Camazotz on February 20, 2019, 02:58:59 PM
That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend The Oddities expo in Dallas on March 30.
;D Wow, a post from last year. Greetings, salutations, and happy new year, Cam!

Quote from: ItsOver on February 20, 2019, 03:04:48 PM
;D Wow, a post from last year. Greetings, salutations, and happy new year, Cam!

Back at you, brother. 2019 seems to be pulling to the left and to the right, depending on if I am traveling forward or backward.

Tires? Alignment?

I suspect both.

I need a hot tub, two women, tequila, and lots of desert stars.

Must focus.

AZZERAE

Dames was great on the radio, but that photo, it does all those years of riveting intrigue no justice.

ItsOver

Quote from: Camazotz on February 20, 2019, 03:09:42 PM
Back at you, brother. 2019 seems to be pulling to the left and to the right, depending on if I am traveling forward or backward.

Tires? Alignment?

I suspect both.

I need a hot tub, two women, tequila, and lots of desert stars.

Must focus.
Sounds like an emergency call to this soul might be in order.  ;D


ItsOver

Quote from: Azzerae on February 20, 2019, 03:10:28 PM
Dames was great on the radio, but that photo, it does all those years of riveting intrigue no justice.
There's always this inspiration from his days as an NBA star.


Quote from: ItsOver on February 20, 2019, 03:15:26 PM
Sounds like an emergency call to this soul might be in order.  ;D



Indeed.

Psychonaut Extraordinaire.


It is glaringly obvious that Roger Stone is The Zodiac killer.




I don't know how many times I've been quoted in the Upper Corner over the years, but I'm documenting it this time:

"Let's dress up like a government spook and suck on a peyote button."

R.I.P., Cloud. (My 2nd cousin's father.)

I hope you were buried in your spook suit.

If working at the Los Alamos lab during that time wasn't a type of Hotel California condition, then I don't know my various purgatorial quantum superposition states from the Trinity crater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNyK6EcHlzM

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Camazotz on December 14, 2018, 04:14:33 PM
I applied for the job of URCQP, but MV refused my bribe.

But I did contribute to Bellgab in a way I have never revealed.

Until now.

I asked MV to not tell anyone I designed/created the logo to be used on itunes for The Spec Sheet. I don't know why, other than that I can be a secretive bastard.

The rumor mill can finally breathe a sigh of relief and rest its mighty braincase.

Let freedom ring.



heh heh, i just saw this post.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Camazotz on February 20, 2019, 02:58:59 PM
That Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend the Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo on March 30.

I just gut laughed.  Holy hell do I wish it were possible for me to actually see you do this.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Azzerae on February 20, 2019, 03:10:28 PM
Dames was great on the radio, but that photo, it does all those years of riveting intrigue no justice.

heh heh

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