Started by Camazotz Automat, August 06, 2008, 02:40:48 AM
Quote from: ItsOver on February 20, 2019, 03:17:59 PMThere's always this inspiration from his days as an NBA star.
Quote from: Camazotz on February 20, 2019, 02:58:59 PMThat Dames pic is going on my VIP laminated ticket lanyard when I attend the Dallas Oddities & Curiosities Expo on March 30.https://theskeletorium.com/upcoming-events/2019/3/30/the-dallas-oddities-amp-curiosities-expo
Quote from: Liberace! on February 28, 2019, 01:26:27 AMI just love his cute, baggy little mom jeans and PayLess sneakers. I just want to pinch him. Maybe see if I can't get him to chuckle or squeak.
Quote from: ItsOver on December 28, 2018, 02:28:16 PMÂ¡Gracias! I now laugh in the face of impending doom.
Quote from: chefist on February 28, 2019, 08:28:47 PMThat's Ed Dames! Always thought it was Andy Worhal...
Quote from: Liberace! on February 28, 2019, 01:22:44 AMI just gut laughed. Holy hell do I wish it were possible for me to actually see you do this.
Quote from: Camazotz on March 01, 2019, 03:04:37 PMGut laughs are therapeutic...I must be living in Xanadu.
Quote from: ItsOver on March 04, 2019, 02:07:23 PMHave an ONJ, on me.
Quote from: Camazotz on May 29, 2019, 01:55:34 PMI am addicted to watching Jeopardy! every weeknight. Bliss. Astonishment. Dopamine rush.Side effect: I'm eating more pizza.I hope Holzhauer reaches $7 million.But then he needs to cease, before I turn into Goodyear Blimp Camazotz.Nobody likes a fat bat-god.
Quote from: Camazotz on July 08, 2019, 03:52:49 PMPaul McCartney recently performed in Dallas. He played about 38 songs, which added up to 3.5 hours on stage. He didn't break a sweat.He took maybe two drinks of water.He just turned 77.Oh, the delicious irony of the "PAUL IS DEAD" mythos.Tangentially, if you think I will be visiting this site when I'm 77, you're jacked in the head. I draw the line at 75. At that point in time, I'm punching out of here to Iceland and marrying an ice bunny one-third my age. But I do it for you. I sacrifice celibacy at that time for YOU, dear reader. I do it to pass on the Camazot (the) Automat genes that this planet so desperately needs.In this way, I will be with you always.Well, until your world is engulfed by the Sun when it transform into a Red Giant, causing the earth to become nothing but a burned out cinder. A mere hot memory.There's that.So enjoy the apparent genetic immortality. While it lasts.Here comes the sun, doo doo doo dooHere comes the sun, and I sayIt's all right
Quote from: DanTSX on August 19, 2019, 05:34:17 PMMajor Dames has a certain amount of swish in his outward appearance. Lee, whatâ€™s the verdict? Is he a friend of Dorothy?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 19, 2019, 10:27:17 PMThey had Kevin Spacey play him in the movie. Do the math.
Quote from: paladin1991 on August 20, 2019, 01:43:28 AMtour de farce.
Quote from: DanTSX on August 19, 2019, 05:32:03 PMWtf camazotz actual is back?
Quote from: Camazotz on November 20, 2019, 02:08:26 PMI am a serial killer of turkeys.This year will be no exception.It's not me. It's a disease.
Quote from: ItsOver on November 20, 2019, 02:52:48 PMWhen you have turkeys with smoking habits, maybe you're just doing them a favor.
Quote from: Camazotz on November 20, 2019, 03:10:36 PMThe voices of the avian skeletons in the crawlspace haunt me.