Art Bell

[Mind Flayer Monk]

wait is that from the princess bride?

You are correct, sir!

[ziznak]

You are correct, sir!

i need to watch that movie again... its been a year or two

[K_Dubb]

I don't give a fuck.

Responding to a gentle tweaking,
Our cetacean friend, faintly reeking
Of yesterday's herring,
Belched faintly, declaring,
"I can't find no rhymes for my squeaking!"

[Inglorious Bitch]

You are correct, sir!

i need to watch that movie again... its been a year or two

The two of you are killing me with your avatars! 

[onan]

A hopeful threat of ass cancer
not rhyming with fuck was the answer.
with vile slights accruing
for the chance of outdoing
twisting words like a dancer
insult more, please begin sir.

[K_Dubb]

Careful, sir!

These insults, with verse to direct 'em,
And time spent to tweak and perfect 'em,
May, though meant as humor,
Spell-like, cause a tumor
To manifest in someone's rectum.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I hope you die painfully from ass cancer.

I'll be in the Gold Room with this private dancer.

[whoozit]

Spells of ass cancer not in verse
Quite mean and really quite terse
Any cancer is quite a bitch
I do hope your ass don't itch
It could lead to a ride in a hearse

[whoozit]

These limericks are quite fun
Try one if you have not yet done
Casting in verse makes one think
Trouble? You might try a drink
Who knows? Your's might be the best one

[Donald Noory]

There was a dumb cuck named sci-fi
Who's mood was foul
Too much meat
In his brown eye
He said if you must
Fill my hole with such thrust
Hold me gently under chin
Or I will cry

[ItsOver]

i need to watch that movie again... its been a year or two

Ha!  Nice new avatar, Ziz. Boy Jorch.

[Donald Noory]

There was an old man from Pahrump
Who smiled when he did take a dump
All over Bellgab's face
For he knew it to be the case
That they'd ask for it next in the rump

[cweb]

A radio host Art was siring
To make her show get more inspiring
Practiced shoddy decorum
It split up the forum
And now it is proving quite tiring

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Here be assembled rattlers o' cage
Akin to a second Greek Golden Age
Ne'r was such talent displayed
From anonymity's palisade
Why are we all still making minimum wage?

[K_Dubb]

An English Major I was,
The kind who both reads and does.
I didn't need dope
With Dryden and Pope;
Now Bellgab gives me the same buzz.

[theONE]

Can you remind me what we were talking about last night?

About how badly DarkPenguiN and I , We crushed your dreams to dominate us.

btw,
HWS

[Ciardelo]

An English Major I was,
The kind who both reads and does.
I didn't need dope
With Dryden and Pope;
Now Bellgab gives me the same buzz.

I like that!

-GNS

[maureen]

For limericks I have been pining-
Such delightful change from the whining!
With subtle wit and some charm,
This thread inflicts much less harm...
And MV his pockets is lining!

[K_Dubb]

Ambition encounters a damper:
How did I my calling thus hamper?
In previous ages
I might have birthed pages.
At least I've now published a Pamper.

[ziznak]

jorchy and his little pet... what do you think he's going to do with it?

[Canned Heat]

Hellllooooo you crazzzzy ass grabbers!

I see we've lost Art again.  How about we picket him?

[Canned Heat]

Or might we have some retirees who live in the 51 area who could voluntarily gaurd his property?

[Auslandia]

Hellllooooo you crazzzzy ass grabbers!

I see we've lost Art again.  How about we picket him?

Where do you see that we lost Art again?

[Canned Heat]

...and leave him the hell alone as well?

[Canned Heat]

Where do you see that we lost Art again?

lol
ummmmmmi saw it it on the radio )))

[Auslandia]

lol
ummmmmmi saw it it on the radio )))

My radio screen is blank.  I must've missed it

[Canned Heat]

My radio screen is blank.  I must've missed it

Well it's a simple solution.  We just need to find him!  No screens or radios necessary.

[ItsOver]

jorchy and his little pet... what do you think he's going to do with it?

"Der klompen be a stompen!"

[Canned Heat]

Ya know what? THIS is THE place that got him to come back after 13 years!  I am guessing we need to do some more work to keep him there.  Let's brainstorm!!!  I'm ready to quit working to be a bodyguard for Art.  Anyone else in?

[theONE]

Hellllooooo you crazzzzy ass grabbers!

I see we've lost Art again.  How about we picket him?

FUCK HIM ,....he serves to much rotten baloney !!
and also Art give us dumb as bell host Heather Wade 40 years old prune,
who did not challenged stupid guest yesterday who was glorifying Hitler that he also
did good things for humanity because Hitler build lots of roads.

Stupid bitch,..Hitler didn't build those roads to help humanity,..Hitler build them to
kill people quicker and more efficiently.

And that stupid bitch Heather,did not challenged guest for that Hitler glorification.
I'm sure George Noory would kick that stupid guest out from C2C program in a minute time...
but Heather is too stupid

ART, .... FUCK your host choice !!

btw,
HWS