Art Bell

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd wear a suit and tie and sit up straight before even logging in to her forum.

And don't bite your nails.

[DarKPenguiN]

And don't bite your nails.

They would be bleeding nubs.

[Yorkshire pud]

They would be bleeding nubs.

[comaphobe]

i remember when johnny rotten was on judge judy. it might still be on youcensor.

[DarKPenguiN]

i remember when johnny rotten was on judge judy. it might still be on youcensor.

OMG. This really happened. I'm seeing this now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3L7xIJ3aDo

Thanks for this- Ive never heard of this before.

[littlechris]

You spend your time fucking around on a web forum, an inordinate amount of which is devoted to a 60-something welfare case that quit posting.

Them is fighting words right there.

[Coffeeman]

You're conflating addiction with medicine, because you're an idiot.

There's not much conflation, 75% of "medicinal" tokers are recreational smokers who still think they have to hide their bags of potpourri from their dads.

[ACE of CLUBS]

You're really old, aren't you Yorkie, missed the point of the late 1960's by virtue of age? Just an honest question that occurs to me based on the position you're taking towards my being a stoner.

Do you have a list of the books you've written ?
Available ...... anywhere ?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

No idea what is happening in here.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like posts...in....the Art Bell...thread"

[Just Me]

I thought ArtBell died years ago. Who is this impostor we see and hear of now.

[cweb]

No idea what is happening in here.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like posts...in....the Art Bell...thread"

Yeah, I'm trending that way too...

Now I need to watch that movie again. Such a striking dramatic image there of Roy Batty.

"Too bad he won't post forever. But then again, who does?"

[SredniVashtar]

I take back all I said about there not being a stalker, because I just nailed the bastard! Art, I will take a cheque.

[Chronaut]

"Too bad he won't post forever. But then again, who does?"

Xcellent =D  The BellGab edition of Blade Runner - somebody needs to get on that.  theOne, you seem to have plenty of free time on your hands; get crackin' buddy ;

[theONE]

Xcellent =D  The BellGab edition of Blade Runner - somebody needs to get on that.  theOne, you seem to have plenty of free time on your hands; get crackin' buddy ;

I'm literary genius,...not a fucking Forum posting whore on call

[Chronaut]

I'm literary genius,...not a fucking Forum posting whore on call

Semantics aside - even literary geniuses have to whore their wares in a capitalist society:  "publish or perish" and all, y'know.

[Yorkshire pud]

I take back all I said about there not being a stalker, because I just nailed the bastard! Art, I will take a cheque.

You knew all the time? All that double double bluffing obfuscation stuff, it was all a lie!

[Donald Noory]

There was a dumb porp on a forum
Uncouth, he had no decorum
He said, just you wait!
I can too master bait
And hung his hook over the flotsam

While waiting for bites he found none
Time on hands for a book
He wrote one
When sent in to pubs
They found full of flubs
And balked at publishing such dung

[SciFiAuthor]

I would explain, but a) you won't remember what you asked by tomorrow and b) see 'a'.

And anyway, you'll forget what you asked by tomorrow.

Can you remind me what we were talking about last night?

[K_Dubb]

There was a dumb porp on a forum
Uncouth, he had no decorum
He said, just you wait!
I can too master bait
And hung his hook over the flotsam

While waiting for bites he found none
Time on hands for a book
He wrote one
When sent in to pubs
They found full of flubs
And balked at publishing such dung

Such verses I have never seen!
Your insights so sharp and so keen!
The dolphin is pissed,
But I must insist:
You stole that first rhyme from Maureen.

[K_Dubb]

This poetry thing's a great scheme.
It's almost becoming a meme!
But here's its intent:
Condensed sentiment,
With rhymes not abused to extreme.

[Donald Noory]

There was an old perv named Aldous
Acid casualty he was
Fooled none of us
He was such a hound
For that Wade venus mound
That tripping old perv named Aldous

[GuerrillaUnReal]

There was an old perv named Aldous
Acid casualty he was
Fooled none of us
He was such a hound
For that Wade venus mound
That tripping old perv named Aldous

These are wonderful but that's the first one to make me literally laugh out loud. I'm still laughing. 

This poetry thing's a great scheme.
It's almost becoming a meme!
But here's it's intent:
Condensed sentiment,
With rhymes not abused to extreme.

That one is also great.

[SciFiAuthor]

There was an old perv named Aldous
Acid casualty he was
Fooled none of us
He was such a hound
For that Wade venus mound
That tripping old perv named Aldous

I hope you die painfully from ass cancer.

[whoozit]

This poetry thing's a great scheme.
It's almost becoming a meme!
But here's it's intent:
Condensed sentiment,
With rhymes not abused to extreme.

Worry not my good man
Limericks, almost everyone's a fan
Worry not too much
Over meter, rhyme and such
Abusers will be kicked in the can

[BellBoy]

I hope you die painfully from ass cancer.

I'm sorry, but that one doesn't rhyme.

[SciFiAuthor]

I'm sorry, that one doesn't rhyme.

I don't give a fuck.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I'm sorry, but that one doesn't rhyme.

Anybody want a peanut?

[BellBoy]

I don't give a fuck.

That's another thread entirely.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,8758.0.html

[ziznak]

Anybody want a peanut?

please, kind sir?

wait is that from the princess bride?

[ziznak]

HAHAHAH it is!!!!!