George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HorrorRetro]

All I'm asking for is Noory to resurrect and return full time to that sure fire winner "Cafe Marrakesh."

Or better yet a cafe IN Marrakesh.

[Sardondi]

...Well there we go.  Goerge's dumb theme restaurant failed due to lack of parking for all those customers...

"Hey, it was just so crowded that people stopped coming! Hey, would I lie to you, huh?"

[ItsOver]

Maybe we can completely shuffle Jorch off to TV Land.  I can see it now, "Oh That Jorch!"

[eddie dean]

 my guess on the big announcement is they will expand the download of show archives, so the suckers who pay for "insider status" can hear noory suck  from 5 years ago.
oooh time travel suckage

[dortmunder]

Hi-de-ho, fellows! I have some gooooood news! Yep! This was posted (totally by aliens) on Art Bell's Facebook page:

"I am now in negotiation for a new Radio show, stay tuned. No promises but the wind may be about to change direction!"

[ItsOver]

You're just a little late to the party.


http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2136.msg98113/topicseen.html#msg98113

[dortmunder]

You're just a little late to the party.


http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2136.msg98113/topicseen.html#msg98113

SNAAAH! Well, I figured I would be anyway....

[ziznak]

can't wait to see if it's mentioned tonight!!

btw dave schrader was one of the best guests we've had in a very looooooooong time... last nights show was really good.  Luckily Noory didnt talk much

[MV/Liberace!]

can't wait to see if it's mentioned tonight!!

if there's anyone out there who can/will do it... please monitor tonight's show for references to art's imminent return and provide us with audio clips of said references.  if you don't mind.

[jinwicked]

I will be awake tonight working, for at least a while, so I can tune in.

Not sure how long I will make it through a show of Noory and the Number Lady's awkward flirting.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I'm going to send a fast blast to Snorge asking him to comment on Art's possible return.

[zeebo]

last nights show was really good.  Luckily Noory didnt talk much

Pizza roll had his tongue maybe.

[zeebo]

I'm going to send a fast blast to Snorge asking him to comment on Art's possible return.

If it's made it into his subconscious, I forecast a higher-than-normal verbal tic rate.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

If it's made it into his subconscious, I forecast a higher-than-normal verbal tic rate.

lol, true. I'm guessing Tommy reads the fast blasts and passes them on to Snorge if Tommy thinks they need an on-air response. I already sent it so we'll find out soon if there's any impact or if it's ignored.

[NoMoreNoory]

"Feb."

[eddie dean]

so GN just had to bring up a guests very sick child on the air in the first moments of the news segment tonight.... blind siding this poor guy and bringing the show to a screeching halt... what a scumbag noory is.. F you noory!

[jinwicked]

I heard that, barely on five minutes and embarrassed the guy. Already name-dropped his stupid fake Internet TV show, too.

[Morgus]

Yeah Noory starts right off with the number's lady telling her about his recent encounter with celebrities: Dr. Phil and old actor Robert Davi...

[Morgus]

can't wait to see if it's mentioned tonight!!

nah, Noory would never mention internet rumors about possible competitors.
even if a caller in open lines tried to bring it up, the delay would get used to dump the caller who apparently had 'phone problems' 

[CrabbyOld Bat]

so GN just had to bring up a guests very sick child on the air in the first moments of the news segment tonight.... blind siding this poor guy and bringing the show to a screeching halt... what a scumbag noory is.. F you noory!

Wow, that was really awkward. Snorge is such a cretin. 

[zeebo]

Numbers Lady:  "There's a positive and negative side to every number."

I know e.g. there's 1 and -1, but what about zero?  Hmm, makes ya think.

[eddie dean]

I haven't listened to c2c since Dec because my Dr. says I need to keep my stress level and blood pressure down, and when I tune in tonight on the off, off, off chance that  GN might try to clean up his act due to some rumblings of a new show by Art. Guess not

{click off the radio}

[zeebo]

"Feb."

Yeah heard that, ugh.  Can't wait to hear him try "Apr."

[NoMoreNoory]

Wow, that was really awkward. Snorge is such a cretin. 

That was so uncomfortable. He's always so oddly detached when children are involved. The ways in which he references his own children and grandchildren are always so impersonal. "Daughter #2" for example, and just now with "the little girl Sophia". Such a mess of a human.

[ziznak]

I missed the beginning of the show... and now I'm physically holding myself back from turning this crap off... somebody PLEASE shut Gylnnis McCUNTS up... she's so damn annoying

[jinwicked]

Between these two idiots my head is already about to explode.

[zeebo]

Between these two idiots my head is already about to explode.

Wow, numbers lady makes daring prediction that there may be some high-profile breakups in Hollywood.  Pretty amazing.

[Morgus]

The Number's Lady has been making predictions via numerology on various celebrities tonight.
Next hour Noory is taking callers for her, so somebody call in right now and ask her to do a numerological reading on Art Bell about his possible return to national radio broadcasting in the near future...

[michio]

sNoory was challenging the numbers broad to say "Mish Shedlock" ten times quickly. With her ability to talk for ten minutes without taking one breath she passed with flying colors. Simple George is unable to say "February" more than once a year.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

The Number's Lady has been making predictions via numerology on various celebrities tonight.
Next hour Noory is taking callers for her, so somebody call in right now and ask her to do a numerological reading on Art Bell about his possible return to national radio broadcasting in the near future...

Funny you should suggest it. I sent another FastBlast asking that! (Just to aggravate whoever reads the FastBlasts. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!)