George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

That guy who claimed he once owned a Ferrari and a Rolex and now lives in a 20 foot trailer sounds a little phony to me.

Yes. The big house and acres of land to go with them. Lost the lot and his business and marriage and swapped them out for a 20 ft trailer. The charlatan Xtian huckster Paris and Doughboy enthused about what a great story that was!


Let us pray:
Dear Jesus, Please would you take all my possessions and family away from me and drop me down in Sweet Contentment Trailerpark where I can know true happiness? And give all my money to James Paris, who could probably use a back-up Rolex and Ferrari.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

A whole hour with James Paris, who has a website called, Christian Money, and a book called, How To Pray For a Financial Miracle, but it ain't "organized," says George, it's more "spiritual."  Yeah.  You check out that website and tell me it ain't organized.  It is one sleek mean cash machine.  I didn't have any hopes for the David Schrader segment, but I was surprised.  He has a "darkness radio" program somewhere and not only talks the talk, but he goes out and investigates things and seems to really care about this stuff.  He warned of "scare mongers" that are always talking about demons, and even put in a good word for Ouija boards.  Seems like a class act, in sharp contrast to the hack that is George Noory.

Schrader

Great summary. You're spot on about both guests. I thought Schrader was excellent and look forward to listening to him via the Internet. Seems like a great alternative to C2C! He's on M-F starting at 10PM Central.

http://www.darknessradio.com/

[sleeplessinca]

That article/interview sacked of self-serving crappola.


Once again the Hawaii studio popped up but only as a possibility.  He never goes there or he'd crow about it - cuz it would demonstrate what a successful happenin' guy he is. 


His interview with the paranormal investigator last night SUCKED - the guest was really good though.  I wish Snoorey would discover the magic of a follow up question; the kind that pops into all of our heads as we listen to the guest.  But why do that when you have your standard list of questions you ask everybody in front of you? 

[sleeplessinca]

Thanks for the link Crabby.  Maybe we will start a new topic group here on coastgab about it if it catches on.  The guy was brilliant.

[ziznak]

@McPhallus

All I can say is, that is one bad-ass avatar (kind of an inside joke unless you've been follow a certain storyline). I almost did the same thing last night, but chickened out 



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I was gonna change mine to the noory version I made but then didn't want to seem like an internet bully or something... when I noticed his avy just now I almost died laughing though... apparently mcphallus has BALLS too!!

 

Schrader

Great summary. You're spot on about both guests. I thought Schrader was excellent and look forward to listening to him via the Internet. Seems like a great alternative to C2C! He's on M-F starting at 10PM Central.


http://www.darknessradio.com/

I've been on and off again with the darkness radio show for a lil while now.  After reading the c2c email summary of last nights show I'm kinda looking forward to listening to it.  I think the whole paranormal ghost thing is tied very closely to the human psyche.  Wouldn't it be great if there was a way to only get the guests half of the show?  that way we don't have to hear noorys' bs?

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Thanks for the link Crabby.  Maybe we will start a new topic group here on coastgab about it if it catches on.  The guy was brilliant.

You're quite welcome for the link. I was very impressed with Shrader who I'd never heard of before. Can't wait to hear his show.

[ItsOver]

You have a stronger stomach than I have, Paper*Boy, to read all of the shameless propaganda in that local St. Louis rag.   


I got a good laugh with this:


"I’ll tell you what happenedâ€"when they started widening Brentwood for the Galleria? It killed me. Because that was our only access to valet parking, and it just wiped us out...'


Well there we go.  George's dumb theme restaurant failed due to lack of parking for all those customers."


Valet parking for Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar?    Jorch is always coming-up with some lame excuse for his shortcomings.  He sounds like a 5 year old kid.  :




   

[PB the Deplorable]

That article/interview sacked of self-serving crappola.


Once again the Hawaii studio popped up but only as a possibility.  He never goes there or he'd crow about it - cuz it would demonstrate what a successful happenin' guy he is. ..

Reading that article, one would come to the conclusion George spends his 'show prep' time honing the background of his phony persona.  Every interview he gives is some version of this crap. 


One part that was new - at least to me - is where his program director tells him to 'lay off the UFO stuff, that there is no future in it'.  Npt only is that more or less the storyArt tells about how the original C2C became what it was but when given the job didn't the NightTurd set out from the start to specifically to copy and rip off Art's show at the local St Louis level?   With the PDs approval?


The only place I've seen reference to that stupid themed restaurant is here at Coastgab when someone finds an old article aboutit online and makes fun of it.  The 'Café Marrakesh and Oasis Bar' made another appearance here a few months back, which was about the time the interview for that article was done. 

Yes, thanks to George for clearing up the mystery of how such a fine establishment could go broke (as Yogi Berra was once said about another restaurant:  'no one goes there anymore, it's always too crowded').

[Juan]

I hate to defend sNoory, but I've known several restaurants that closed when street construction made access difficult.  It seems that with so many choices, people won't detour around construction.

[ItsOver]

I hate to defend sNoory, but I've known several restaurants that closed when street construction made access difficult.  It seems that with so many choices, people won't detour around construction.

No doubt about that but we're talking about a Jorch venture not a credible establishment.      I can't imagine Jorch's hack business requiring valet parking.  I'm sure he understood what little customer base he had for that place as well as he understands us.

[PB the Deplorable]

I hate to defend sNoory, but I've known several restaurants that closed when street construction made access difficult.  It seems that with so many choices, people won't detour around construction.

I just assume he's lying whenever he says something self serving

[PortlandDangler]

I'm the guy that said "fuck George in the GOAT ASS", but come on people...I'm sure all of you shit talkers have flurishing restaurants. Even if he was a fucking great business man C2C still sucks!

[Immy]

Did anyone catch this classic howler in the first hour?

In a feeble attempt to chime in with his guest, extolling the virtures of being poor, Jorch claimed his first clunker car was a "Chevy Cadillac."    I was on the computer only half listening and that stopped me cold and gave me a good laugh.

Fast forward to his next guest, who related a story of a shadow person actually passing thru him, which would have been followed by a volley of questions if Art were host. Jorch's response? "Ok, next caller..." 

George Noory SUCKS!

[Nebraska888]

Did anyone hear Jorch butcher comatose? Came out as "comma toes"!! Twice!

Yes I did!!!!  Pathetic.  I was wondering if anyone else heard it!

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm the guy that said "fuck George in the GOAT ASS", but come on people...I'm sure all of you shit talkers have flurishing restaurants. Even if he was a fucking great business man C2C still sucks!

I get what you're saying, but the Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar?  With a theme that 'revolves around a fictional Englishman named Col. William Berry, who opened a restaurant following an exciting secret mission to marrakesh'?

And it flopped?  There is just something hilariously Noorish about it.

[McPhallus]

And the whole thing was likely inspired by that dopy 60s song, "Marrakesh Express."  Good lord.  Although, at this point, he could start a fast food chain and call it Chicken-Eats-A.

I get what you're saying, but the Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar?  With a theme that 'revolves around a fictional Englishman named Col. William Berry, who opened a restaurant following an exciting secret mission to marrakesh'?

And it flopped?  There is just something hilariously Noorish about it.

[PortlandDangler]

Meh...I like being the "Noory's" advocate. Imagine: Noory's food cake, the Noory's in the details, the Noory wears prada and speak of the Noory?

[popple]

p*b, it's just like jorch to say people can actually see him on his bee on bleef "tv" show. what about seeing the guests? typical narcissist.

[coaster]

It's a dumb name for a restaurant but having a themed restaurant isnt all that bad of an idea. I can't hate the guy for trying.

[Mels-hole1984]

Oh great, another fucking night of the "numbers lady". Maybe I'll just get drunk early and pass out before the show starts.

[Juan]

Maybe we should join George in his anti-pizza roll campaign.  I just saw a Totino's pizza roll commercial during which a teen girl put some pizza rolls in the microwave, punched in 60-seconds, then after they were cooked, opened the microwave door and popped one into her mouth immediately. 

These things are a danger to children.

[NowhereInTime]

It's a dumb name for a restaurant but having a themed restaurant isnt all that bad of an idea. I can't hate the guy for trying.

I think the point of this thread is that if Jorch ever "tried" this thread would not exist.

[coaster]

The top selling dish at his restaurant was spicy Moroccan pizza rolls.

[ItsOver]

I get what you're saying, but the Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar?  With a theme that 'revolves around a fictional Englishman named Col. William Berry, who opened a restaurant following an exciting secret mission to marrakesh'?

And it flopped?  There is just something hilariously Noorish about it.

Absolutely.  Just reading it makes me laugh.  Sure sounds like a winning concept to me.     Almost as funny as "Admiral" Noory and his invitation from the Prez. to save the Navy. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Maybe we should join George in his anti-pizza roll campaign.  I just saw a Totino's pizza roll commercial during which a teen girl put some pizza rolls in the microwave, punched in 60-seconds, then after they were cooked, opened the microwave door and popped one into her mouth immediately. 

These things are a danger to children.

And babies

[ItsOver]

Here's what Jorch should have been the host of.  Come to think of it, I guess he is. 

[PB the Deplorable]

p*b, it's just like jorch to say people can actually see him on his bee on bleef "tv" show. what about seeing the guests? typical narcissist.

And it was so much more entertaining to actually watch him barking at the guest than just listening to it on the radio

[ItsOver]

'... Did you see yourself doing Coast to Coast for a decade?    Well, yes and no.... And you know, when I went into this, I was resurrecting my career. I wanted to get back into broadcasting in 1996. And I watched a movie called Talk Radio, with Eric Bogosian. And I said, that’s one facet of my career I have not done yet. And I said, I want to go into talk radio. 


Curse you Eric Bogosian!

[Eddie Coyle]

'... Did you see yourself doing Coast to Coast for a decade?    Well, yes and no.... And you know, when I went into this, I was resurrecting my career. I wanted to get back into broadcasting in 1996. And I watched a movie called Talk Radio, with Eric Bogosian. And I said, that’s one facet of my career I have not done yet. And I said, I want to go into talk radio. 


Curse you Eric Bogosian!

Look at the bright side, Bogosian's character gets killed.

[ItsOver]

All I'm asking for is Noory to resurrect and return full time to that sure fire winner "Cafe Marrakesh."  I'm sure St. Louis residents are demanding it.  C2C just needs to make the sacrifice and "struggle" along without Jorch.