George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

Ferkin' George stole his 2012 end of the world calendar schtick from the Mayans

[ziznak]

I have an idea for your next book Dick!!

[Sardondi]

I think Dick may have pulled out....

Funniest line of this alt-thread.

[Treading Water]

Funniest line of this alt-thread.

tee hee hee

[Nebraska888]

Could it be possible that Noory is losing his Friday night program?  Why is Wells picking up so many Fridays? 

[NoMoreNoory]

I have an idea for your next book Dick!!

All hail the great and powerful Ziznak! A very hearty LOL!

[expat]

I think Bara KNOWS he's lying his ass off .....

I dunno. Have you seen his latest insanity?


The Red Stripe on Data's Head Part II

Anybody wishing to express an opinion about that massive pile of excrement can visit Mike's blog.

[Falkie2013]

Thanks for pointing that out RJ. I'm hoping the nooroid or one of his minions will see these posts and rethink the term 'haters'. Well, maybe the minions. Jorch can barely handle thinking let alone rethinking.

I have no life which is why I'm on the net all the time.

We usually had apartments and I couldn't live with my Mother anyway.

Someone once said ( Sylvia Browne ? ) that we pick our parents when we're babies waiting to be born in heaven.

I must have had a really bad day up there because both of mine were 2 people who should never had children.

Sadly, some of us wind up with both dysfunctional and abusive parents.

Both of my parents were also abused by their parents.

One of my nieces said to me awhile back that she would never raise her child like my Mother raised hers.

My sister left to get married when I was six. My brother died at 3 days of age. I got left behind to be abused. I really hate both my parents.

People who have met my Mother are amazed that I stayed sane.

My Father couldn't help himself. He was a drunk with a 6th grade education who couldn't adapt to being out of the military. PTSD and other reasons.

All of the above aside, I like people for the most part, love my cat & the " new " one who is starting to come in and be a new baby and love women, computers, baseball, poker and my Pittsburgh Steelers.

I don't hate anyone except really stupid people who don't question things and are seemingly incapable of doing so.

[qaddisin]

Could it be possible that Noory is losing his Friday night program?  Why is Wells picking up so many Fridays?

I think he's off filming his fascinating television program...





"Next week, on 'Beeyon Bleef'... hairlesh cats. Weird!"

[Falkie2013]

I think he's off filming his fascinating television program...





"Next week, on 'Beeyon Bleef'... using turmeric to grow hair on hairless cats. Weird!"

[HAL 9000]

I dunno. Have you seen his latest insanity?

His juvenile responses to commenters on YT and other places reveals true mental disorder(s). Is the video you linked to supposed to be new to Bara The Fraud, as the exact photo he cites was discussed in a forum 5 years ago:

HERE

NOTE: Just because I could, I downloaded the entire JPG archive (3.46GB) from the Apollo 17 site he shows in the video - to my eye, it appears some B&W photos were perhaps scanned in "color" mode, as I saw reddish artifacts on virtually every rock I zoomed in on. There were other photos on the site, however, of the same crater, that show no color whatsoever.

Of course, not all 3.5GB were pertinent. Perhaps I'll go through them quickly, and upload only the pics that are relevant.

[MV/Liberace!]

I could only make it halfway through the quote from the "book".

i could only make it three sentences into the first paragraph.

[HAL 9000]

i could only make it three sentences into the first paragraph.

Which is why, in fairness, I'll make an attempt to listen/read to what he cites as plagiarism and see how far I get.

[HAL 9000]

the line george noory gives about working together as a team after any events of 12/21 is a line he stole straight out of my book. noory is a fraud. I sent him a copy of my book in January 2012 and then he filmed an entire episode of "Ancient Aliens" on the history channel called "The Time Travelers" quoting word for word out of my book and claiming these ideas as his own. you can read the entire story and also the chapter from my book about Darwins Theory which noory quoted word for word in this episode. you will also see proof that I sent him a copy of my book before this episode was filmed. my book was published in May of 2011 one year before the Ancient Aliens episode was released. www.george-noory.com

Reverend Dick:

Noory's suckage aside, give me some help here, will ya? I downloaded the episode you described, an admittedly skipped through every 30 seconds-1 minute or so, and never saw Noory. Tell us at what time in the video the alleged plagiarism took place; keeping in mind you said he "stole a line." Unless this line is particularly noteworthy or profound, I doubt one line, especially any of the lines you provided from your pamphlet book, would qualify as fraud.

BTW, you don't happen to own an eMachines EL1850G-42w Desktop PC with 18.5" Monitor, Intel Celeron E3400 Processor and Windows 7 Home Premium (64-bit) system, do you?

[lonevoice]

Hal, your diligence continues to amaze.

Wikipedia and IMDB show that Jorch appeared in 5 episodes of Ancient Aliens, including the pilot episode. 

Those are:
Episode 1 - March 8, 2009 - Ancient Aliens:  Chariots, Gods & Beyond
Episode 3 - April 27, 2010 - The Visitors
Episode 4 - May 4, 2010  -   The Mission
Episode 5 - May 18, 2010 -  Closer Encounters
Episode 6 - May 25, 2010 - The Return

Note that all of Jorch's appearances on the program occurred well before January 2012, when Reverend Dick claims to have sent Jorch the book from which Jorch plagiarized.  Could Reverend Dick be a time traveler? 

[PB the Deplorable]

Hal, your diligence continues to amaze.

Wikipedia and IMDB show that Jorch appeared in 5 episodes of Ancient Aliens, including the pilot episode.

I think I've watched pretty much all of them, and it sure seems like George has been on all but just a handful.  This year I only remember him being on just 1 of the 5 or 6 episodes of the new season so far - which is nice, but the other seasons I think he's missed maybe 3 or 4 total, if that.

The show has long since run out of ideas, but they do show great footage of interesting places, medieval artwork, etc.

George has never said anything more than his 'sumpthin's goin' on', 'pee-pul are innerescheted in this stuff', 'it's just amazing' type of comments - and just one or two of those per episode.  I think Dick must have sent the book to George, but someone else - maybe the narrator - was the one that read it on the show verbatim.  Guarantee it wasn't George with his dumb lazy pointless one-liners.

[HAL 9000]

@McPhallus

All I can say is, that is one bad-ass avatar (kind of an inside joke unless you've been follow a certain storyline). I almost did the same thing last night, but chickened out 



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[NoMoreNoory]

Did anyone hear Jorch butcher comatose? Came out as "comma toes"!! Twice!

[bud2112]

Funny how the article highlights the interview where George ditched Jim Sparks for Harold Bloom.


In the histrionic world of talk radio, he's an anomaly: calm, even-keeled, inscrutable. His guests run the gamut from cryptozoologists to psychics to experts on "shadow people." But Coast isn't just weird to be weird; it's about pushing your intellectual curiosity to the edge. Case in point: the December 3 show kicked off with an economist, moved to an interview with a UFO abductee, then finished up with a conversation with science writer Harold Bloom, who chatted about physics and his new book, The God Problem.

http://www.stlmag.com/St-Louis-Magazine/February-2013/A-Conversation-with-George-Noory/

[Morgus]

Noory's first hour guest is another damn infomercial.
His website pushes tickets to his seminars.
Noory probably gets a kickback from these infomercial guests.
This is one of the things that  probably made Art angry recently about what coast-to-coast has become...

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Any idea what the "major" announcement Snorge keeps babbling about is?

It seems he only mentions it when he's begging people to become a 'Coast Insider' but that may be coincidental. (There are such things despite Snorge's refusal to believe in them.)

Anyway, whether it's related to being a Coast Insider or not, any guesses what it might be?

[ItsOver]

Noory's first hour guest is another damn infomercial.
His website pushes tickets to his seminars.
Noory probably gets a kickback from these infomercial guests.
This is one of the things that  probably made Art angry recently about what coast-to-coast has become...

I only made 5 minutes of Noory and that was enough.  As soon as he mentioned his first hour infomercial, "click" went the radio.


I think I'll start calling any off switch the Noory switch.   

[ItsOver]

Any idea what the "major" announcement Snorge keeps babbling about is?

It seems he only mentions it when he's begging people to become a 'Coast Insider' but that may be coincidental. (There are such things despite Snorge's refusal to believe in them.)

Anyway, whether it's related to being a Coast Insider or not, any guesses what it might be?

If only it could be he's leaving C2C to tour the country as an Elvis impersonator.  Sigh...

[Eddie Coyle]

In the histrionic world of talk radio, he’s an anomaly: calm, even-keeled, inscrutable. His guests run the gamut from cryptozoologists to psychics to experts on “shadow people.” But Coast isn’t just weird to be weird; it’s about pushing your intellectual curiosity to the edge.

I was the above author, after writing that highlighted sentence, I would have fallen to the ground with paroxysms of laughter and risk being carried away by a sea of my urine as I emptied my bladder in hysterics just reliving the utter absurdity of that passage. That is a sentence that can't not be recited with a straight face when referring to George Noory. If that's pushing your intellectual curiosity to the edge...then just keep going and let that urge go right over the cliff to a fiery demise. Your intellect will thank you for putting it out of it's misery.

[ItsOver]

Hahaha... it's more like pushing your face to the edge of a porcelain fixture.

[McPhallus]

Any idea what the "major" announcement Snorge keeps babbling about is?

It seems he only mentions it when he's begging people to become a 'Coast Insider' but that may be coincidental. (There are such things despite Snorge's refusal to believe in them.)

Anyway, whether it's related to being a Coast Insider or not, any guesses what it might be?

Probably something lame and ego-driven, I'm guessing.

BTW, what's with all the crazy sad-sack callers tonight?  That guy who claimed he once owned a Ferrari and a Rolex and now lives in a 20 foot trailer sounds a little phony to me.

[ItsOver]

The atheist from West Hartford needs to call in and remind everybody he's an amateur astronomer to liven things up.  :

[armyvet8896]

Snoory just meant to say apparition and said apparatus instead. You could tell by the conversation it should have been apparition.  You cant make this up Lololololololol

[PB the Deplorable]

Funny how the article highlights the interview where George ditched Jim Sparks for Harold Bloom.

http://www.stlmag.com/St-Louis-Magazine/February-2013/A-Conversation-with-George-Noory/

What a pile of crap this article is.  Another in a long line of puff pieces where the author clearly doesn't listen to the show and just takes Goerge's word for it.

A few of the most pathetic portions:





'St Louis Magazine / February 2013'

First off, shouldn't this be 'Feb' 2013?





"... Host George Noory listens quietly acknowledges the strangeness of the man’s story, but without snark or judgment. In the histrionic world of talk radio, he’s an anomaly: calm, even-keeled, inscrutable. His guests run the gamut from cryptozoologists to psychics to experts on “shadow people.” But Coast isn’t just weird to be weird; it’s about pushing your intellectual curiosity to the edge...."

Strangeness?  Hmmm, I wonder where the author got that word from.  It's a favorite of George's that no one else in the world - other than LMH - uses.  Assuming the author even listened to the show to hear this call, it isn't so much 'George listening quietly' as it is George not listening at all.   "Pushing your intellectual curiosity to the egde' - that part is true, pushing it to the dumb uninterested boring edge where George's show lives.





' ... Noory, and his audience continues to growâ€"Coast appears on 564 stations every night...'

Well maybe, as the larger stations drop him, more small stations pick it up.  That doesn't exactly match the claim of a growing audience, just stations





'... Actually, I wanted to start with kind of a funny local angle. So apparently you once had a restaurant in Brentwood, where our office isâ€"Café Marrakesh and Oasis Bar?

I did. Back in 1986, in addition to all the stuff I was doing in broadcasting and communications, I had the grand idea to open up a restaurant. And it lasted whole year. [Laughs.] It was a different lifestyle. It was part-time for me; it wasn’t my career. But I had a great time. And it was really busy. I’ll tell you what happenedâ€"when they started widening Brentwood for the Galleria? It killed me. Because that was our only access to valet parking, and it just wiped us out...'


Well there we go.  Goerge's dumb theme restaurant failed due to lack of parking for all those customers






'... Did you see yourself doing Coast to Coast for a decade?
   Well, yes and no.... And you know, when I went into this, I was resurrecting my career. I wanted to get back into broadcasting in 1996. And I watched a movie called Talk Radio, with Eric Bogosian. And I said, that’s one facet of my career I have not done yet. And I said, I want to go into talk radio. So I called up some folks, there was an exodus from folks at KMOX, so they needed people there.  And I went, and I started filling in...'

Yeah, that's what happened.  George was swamped with offers, but he chose part time middle of the night radio






'... I was doing news, and filling in for the late Jim White, late night. Tom Langmeyer, who was the general manager at KMOX and then went to WGN in Chicagoâ€"he’s just left thereâ€"always will tell people at an event, “The biggest mistake I ever made was the day I called George Noory into my office”â€"this was after I was filling in for Jim Whiteâ€"“and I said, ‘Lay off the UFO stuff. There’s no future for that.’” [Laughs.]...'


Hmmm, where have I heard that before.  Oh, right, thats's exactly the story of how Art Bell began to mainstream the Paranormal on his show. 







'...What was Nighthawks like, in comparison to Coast?
   It was pretty similar.. I interviewed many of the same guests that were on Coast to Coast. I knew them, and I had the same flavor, and the same pacing...'


No kidding.  Everything but the hosting talent.









'... And you still broadcast from here sometimes, right?
   Whenever I’m in St. Louis, I’m still doing my show. There’s no downtime for me. We’ve got a studio now in Hawaii, so I can do some shows from there. That’s the luxury of technology. My weekend people, one lives in Dallas, the other one lives in Las Vegas. Another lives in Minneapolis. So you can just about be anywhere...'

My weekend people? 







'...And now you’re adding a new television show to the mix, too, Beyond Belief.
.... It’s going to be like Coast, except that people will be able to physically see me...'


Yes, that's an improvement.  We can see him.








'... I read through the profile that The Atlantic did on you in 2010. One of the things they touched on is this very close relationship you have with listeners.
   My strength with my audience has been this one-on-one feeling, of not only saying I care, but truly caring about what they do, and how I do it. I broadcast live on holidays. I will be live on Thanksgiving, on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day…it was a pledge I made 10 years ago. There are lots of lonely people out there who don’t have family. And they look at radio, and this show in particular, as their vehicle, as their family. So I’ve always made a pledge that somebody, one of us, is going to be live on a holiday. We’re not going to take time off, we’re not going to run canned programming as most radio talent does around the country. This TV show, once I read a certain subscriber level, I’m setting up a foundation where needy Coast to Coast listeners are going to get checks from me. I don’t think any talent has ever done that. But I’m going to do that. It’s just something that I think is important. I’ve done that before with some of my book sales and things, where we’ve helped people pay their mortgages and electric bills, and it’s just a part of giving back to a vast audience that has given me so much...'

Barf. 

I like the part where he refers to himself as the 'talent'







'... Your audience is also amazingly diverse.
... Thirty-three percent of the public is awake at night. ... I’ve got to be ready every night ... it’s done in a way where I don’t hang up on people...  if the caller is good, they will stay on the line longer with me...'

'... Our calls are not screened. They are answered for phone quality... but I don’t know what they are calling about until I go to them...'

'People will call me and ask me, what do you believe? And my answer to them is, one, it doesn’t matter what I believe. It matters what you believe. And that’s what I try to do with the program...  I try not to inject my views into it... So they don’t know. They don’t know if I believe in UFOs. They don’t know if I believe in ghosts. They don’t know if I believe in God. I have my own reasons, and my own views, believe me. But by and large, I try to stay out of it. I try to be more of a facilitator...'

None of this rings true

[valdez]

...first hour guest is another damn infomercial.

     A whole hour with James Paris, who has a website called, Christian Money, and a book called, How To Pray For a Financial Miracle, but it ain't "organized," says George, it's more "spiritual."  Yeah.  You check out that website and tell me it ain't organized.  It is one sleek mean cash machine.  I didn't have any hopes for the David Schrader segment, but I was surprised.  He has a "darkness radio" program somewhere and not only talks the talk, but he goes out and investigates things and seems to really care about this stuff.  He warned of "scare mongers" that are always talking about demons, and even put in a good word for Ouija boards.  Seems like a class act, in sharp contrast to the hack that is George Noory.
 

Schrader