George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Darisi]

Cleo, u got some big online muscles.  Thanks to the internet people like u with low self esteem can at least pretend to have a modicum of bravado.

[Scully]

George is asking about "their" fear-mongering. My irony meter is about to explode.

Incredible, isn't it?  If I weren't so jaded after all these years, I'd bother to use my COAST INSIDER status to "special email" George and point out this discrepancy in his thinking. 

[MDL5676]

The latest example of George's mastery of the English language that caught my ear during the show tonight:

GN: Blah blah blah "in an attempt to have at least some ASSEMBLANCE of order..."

The word is semblance George... S-E-M-B-L-A-N-C-E... Heck, I'll even use it in a sentence for you... We would be forever grateful if you would please just quit and let someone that possesses at least some SEMBLANCE of intelligence and genuine interest in the paranormal and other subject matter that most of us enjoy, crave and miss so much take over hosting the show and try to save what's left of Coast To Coast before it falls into the dark, abyssal depths of utter and complete oblivion... You've worn out your welcome and we're all so tired of your doom and gloom, demons/angels, people are acting strange, turmeric, abiotic oil schtick...     

OH, and one more thing... For the love of God and all that is good and decent, would you PLEASE stop butchering my native language George... Clearly English as a language is beyond your intellectual capabilities, so perhaps you may want to consider trying something that's more in your wheelhouse, like some sort of low gutteral grunting perhaps... My God, sometimes I swear you are the missing fucking link George.

-NOORY SUCKS-   

[Morgus]

Noory just did it again tonight.
He without any warning dumped his main guest after only two hours and brought on for the last hour Marc Zicree for the hundredth time to talk about The Twilight Zone and Noory's favorite episodes again and again.

[MDL5676]

I thought I'd try to entertain myself and catch up with the "August 09 2012 - Animals & Health" show on Youtube...

http://youtu.be/igntZff3JeU

Already 15 minutes along and Noory has fucking pissed me off. Has this shit-for-brains ever owned a pet, has he ever gone through a pet getting ill, let alone terminally-ill? He seems amazed that pets share our same diseases then even lets out a fucking ill-mannered chuckle at some point. What a fucking shithead. Fuck you, Noory. Fuck you. I feel compelled to knock this schmoozer sleaze-ball's fucking front teeth out.

"PUtZ get Obe33z3?" he says in his stroke-mouth, throat filled with shit voice.

I hate you, George Noory. I want to teabag that stupid Wario-wannabe face of your's. Suck on my hairy fucking manpouch you god damned idiot bitch. Don't pretend be concerned about animal-testing on products, those abused creatures are ten times the MAN you will ever be.

THIS. IS. FUCKING. AWESOME.
Grimace, I salute you. Well done sir...

[Sardondi]

Noory just did it again tonight.
He without any warning dumped his main guest after only two hours and brought on for the last hour Marc Zicree for the hundredth time to talk about The Twilight Zone and Noory's favorite episodes again and again.

Good Lord. Just how many times is he going to do this?! The show that writes itself:

1. Wow, what a great, great show!
2. That Rod Serling - what a great, great writer!
3. Cigarettes and cancer - what a great, great cause-and-effect!
4. Ray Bradbury, who we just lost, wrote some TZ episodes - what a great, great science fiction writer!
5. Wow, so many actors got their start on TZ! William Shatner! ('Nightmare at 20,000 feet' - what a great, great episode!) Robert Redford! Robert Duvall! Leonard Nimoy! Charles Bronson! Jack Klugman! Elizabeth Montgomery! - what great, great actors!
6. Billy Mumy - what a great, great actor! You know, we have Billy Mumy on a couple of times a year. He did the one where the kid sends the adults to the cornfield: what a great, great episode!
7. 'To Serve Man' - Twist! It's a cookbook!!!!!
8. 'All The Time In The world' with Burgess Meredith - a nuclear war, but twist! He breaks his glasses!!!
9. Twist! They're all monsters!
10. Twist! She's actually gorgeous!


He touches on other subjects occasionally, but I think this is the lineup we can count on being used every.single.fucking.time he sleepwalks through a TZ show.

[ziznak]

I'm a few nights behind with Snoore's but I actually found a few of the recent shows interesting... ya know... in that "WTF" kinda way. 

Ok, so whats up with this dirty electricity guy and his theory?  I've often wondered about the whole "retarded" kids by the powerlines joke before and I don't deny the fact that human beings are in fact bombarded by electromagnetic waves and tons of radio frequency from wifi and cordless phones whatever... but is there really any proven effect on the human body?  I was always assured by modern science that these energy waves were completely harmless to us and our little furry friends... at least in the frequencies that we encounter on a daily basis that is.  I found this show interesting and the guest kinda funny but like many things I'm curious if there is any truth to this.

Wynn Free was another good one... The Edgar Cayce idiot. I think that was the show where George spoke to him about all of the fear mongering that the guest attributed to "negative timelines." This guy was right up Georges angel alley with his warm and fuzzy view of the coming economic collapse and the destruction of western civilization.  Oh and the callers were a hoot!! that guy that called in and said her remembers his time in friggin Lumeria and that he was told to call C2C to tell us everything is going to be ok!!  thanks mr crazy dude from Lumeria I really needed your call to sleep that night.  I have about as much trouble buying the warm and fuzzy apocalypse theory as I do buying just the plain old vanilla everybody is gonna die apocalypse theory.  They should have made JB Wells do the "channeled messages" show I would love to see Wells mix his doom and gloom with Wynn Free's warm and fuzzy.

I have a few other recent shows to sleep through but I must admit... just recently I've found the show entertaining and have actually taken the time to check it out.  George however is always George and maybe I'm just desensitized to his idiocy but lately the guests and the subject matter have brought me to listen.

[Jasmine]

Good Lord. Just how many times is he going to do this?! The show that writes itself:

1. Wow, what a great, great show!
2. That Rod Serling - what a great, great writer!
3. Cigarettes and cancer - what a great, great cause-and-effect!
4. Ray Bradbury, who we just lost, wrote some TZ episodes - what a great, great science fiction writer!
5. Wow, so many actors got their start on TZ! William Shatner! ('Nightmare at 20,000 feet' - what a great, great episode!) Robert Redford! Robert Duvall! Leonard Nimoy! Charles Bronson! Jack Klugman! Elizabeth Montgomery! - what great, great actors!
6. Billy Mumy - what a great, great actor! You know, we have Billy Mumy on a couple of times a year. He did the one where the kid sends the adults to the cornfield: what a great, great episode!
7. 'To Serve Man' - Twist! It's a cookbook!!!!!
8. 'All The Time In The world' with Burgess Meredith - a nuclear war, but twist! He breaks his glasses!!!
9. Twist! They're all monsters!
10. Twist! She's actually gorgeous!


He touches on other subjects occasionally, but I think this is the lineup we can count on being used every.single.fucking.time he sleepwalks through a TZ show.

William Shatner, the Canadian baked and glazed ham of all hams, is GOD.

By the by, I loved the moment on a recent show with Dr. Samuel Milham, who spoke of cellular phone, WI-FI, and smart meter dangers. At one point, the good doctor advises the audience to take an AM radio, which he says can be purchased at RadioShack, and place it near the smart meter or power lines to determine if 'dirty electricity' is present. The second time Doc Milham mentions a RadioShack transistor radio, George gets his knickers in a twist and pipes up: "Or a C Crane Radio! They can buy a C Crane radio!" For crying out loud.

Don't want to piss off those sponsors, huh, Georgie?

[b_dubb]

i listened to the opening of noory hosted show 8/15/12 and he introduced a guest as having a bachelors degree in physical education ... really?  a GYM teacher?!!! are they going to start bringing janitors on as experts now on the clean up in the Gulf? 

unintentional self parody.  ridiculous. and inexcusable

[Nick el Ass]

Noory just did it again tonight.
He without any warning dumped his main guest after only two hours and brought on for the last hour Marc Zicree for the hundredth time to talk about The Twilight Zone and Noory's favorite episodes again and again.

That is what George does when he runs out of cards and/or questions for a certain guest. The problem with Marc Zicree last night is that he was also trying to talk up some shitty movie that he is making, and decided to pick up a few extra bucks from Coast to Coast fans for his kickstarter project. George had no problem with that because there was a part in it written just for him... and Billy Mumy. Then it was back to the same old shit they have talked about ad nauseam.

I had not listened to the show in a long time, and after tuning in last night quickly realized why. George Noory's sucking has managed to get even worse. Someone call a doctor in case it is contagious.

[ItsOver]

That is what George does when he runs out of cards and/or questions for a certain guest. The problem with Marc Zicree last night is that he was also trying to talk up some shitty movie that he is making, and decided to pick up a few extra bucks from Coast to Coast fans for his kickstarter project. George had no problem with that because there was a part in it written just for him... and Billy Mumy. Then it was back to the same old shit they have talked about ad nauseam.

I had not listened to the show in a long time, and after tuning in last night quickly realized why. George Noory's sucking has managed to get even worse. Someone call a doctor in case it is contagious.

I thought the Twilight Zone segment was a replay of a "classic"  : Georgie show, until I heard Zicree plug his home movie for the hundredth time. 

[Morgus]

Good Lord. Just how many times is he going to do this?! The show that writes itself:

1. Wow, what a great, great show!
2. That Rod Serling - what a great, great writer!
3. Cigarettes and cancer - what a great, great cause-and-effect!
4. Ray Bradbury, who we just lost, wrote some TZ episodes - what a great, great science fiction writer!
5. Wow, so many actors got their start on TZ! William Shatner! ('Nightmare at 20,000 feet' - what a great, great episode!) Robert Redford! Robert Duvall! Leonard Nimoy! Charles Bronson! Jack Klugman! Elizabeth Montgomery! - what great, great actors!
6. Billy Mumy - what a great, great actor! You know, we have Billy Mumy on a couple of times a year. He did the one where the kid sends the adults to the cornfield: what a great, great episode!
7. 'To Serve Man' - Twist! It's a cookbook!!!!!
8. 'All The Time In The world' with Burgess Meredith - a nuclear war, but twist! He breaks his glasses!!!
9. Twist! They're all monsters!
10. Twist! She's actually gorgeous!


He touches on other subjects occasionally, but I think this is the lineup we can count on being used every.single.fucking.time he sleepwalks through a TZ show.

Yep, Noory touched on pretty much all your TZ list in the last hour of the show last night.
He might as well have just replayed one of the many past one hour appearances with Marc Zicree on the Twilight Zone, nothing new.

[ziznak]

See that where I just turn the show off.  If I have too deal with Snoory I try my best to deal with only the minimal dose to limit my gagging and vomit factor.  Most of the time this mean all of hour 1 and usually hour 4.  Even if I like the guest hour 4 is usually such a crap fest that I'm starting to delete it as much as hour 1.

[ShayP]

Did anyone checkout Noory scolding the guest for coughing?  I think it was Monday.  The guy coughed and Noory abruptly told him not to do that.  The guest apologized and said he couldn't hit the 'mute' button fast enough.  George said "Well just turn your head to the side, it's easy."  The guest apologized again and Noory treated him like a child.

[Eddie Coyle]

Did anyone checkout Noory scolding the guest for coughing?  I think it was Monday.  The guy coughed and Noory abruptly told him not to do that.  The guest apologized and said he couldn't hit the 'mute' button fast enough.  George said "Well just turn your head to the side, it's easy."  The guest apologized again and Noory treated him like a child.

What a jerk. I wish the guy had TB and coughed in Noory's face.

[ziznak]

Did anyone checkout Noory scolding the guest for coughing?  I think it was Monday.  The guy coughed and Noory abruptly told him not to do that.  The guest apologized and said he couldn't hit the 'mute' button fast enough.  George said "Well just turn your head to the side, it's easy."  The guest apologized again and Noory treated him like a child.

yeah I heard this as well.  Dude didn't sound all that well I don't know why he was being a cock slapper about that.

[Eddie Coyle]

 
            I read that Richard Belzer is on C2C this coming Monday. "The Belz" used to be a great, hilarious guest when he'd appear on Stern's show(circa 1992-1999) and sit in for the news. Remarkably quick.

          Why aren't I optimistic about Belzer having such a rapport with Noory? I may listen to hear how many references go over George's head. I'm setting the over/under at 44...for the first half hour.

[ItsOver]

I'm guessing Belzer will blow right by Snoory.  Snoory will be his usual slobbering, ignorant self.  I'll try to listen to just Belzer, be entertained, and tune out clueless George.

[999]

        What a jerk. I wish the guy had TB and coughed in Noory's face.

LOL

[Jasmine]

Did anyone checkout Noory scolding the guest for coughing?  I think it was Monday.  The guy coughed and Noory abruptly told him not to do that.  The guest apologized and said he couldn't hit the 'mute' button fast enough.  George said "Well just turn your head to the side, it's easy."  The guest apologized again and Noory treated him like a child.

I heard it, and thought it highly rude of Snoory. The guest couldn't catch himself in time. And the irony and hypocrisy of it all - Georgie coming down on someone for lack of manners. Pot, meet kettle.

Guest Sonia Barry and her 'Mind Programming' was pretty good, if somewhat on the generic side. Most of her theories and general hypothesis mirrored the (expanded, for the most part) lectures and class discussions I listened to and engaged in at university. Plus, I loved how she comandeered the interview and pretty much well shut Snoory up. There were a couple of instances where it was quite obvious she was rolling her eyes at Georgie, then would pause before beginning with "as I already have said..."

[Grimace]

I love catching up with this thread.  I have had to continue putting some distance between myself and mush-mouth Noorsicle in an attempt to maintain my own sanity, but I figured I'd catch up with the Nick Redfern interview earlier this week. Of course, as with each time Gypsy George pops up his circus tent of on-air idiocy, there will be a couple gems to baffle and amaze. First bring in the man who boasts the bachelor's degree in physical education who claims "we're looking at a sturgeon."

"Which is a huge, what, fish?"

What the hell? Georgey doesn't know what a sturgeon is? After that I had to just fast forward until the guest I wanted to hear came on. Noory then sets the stage with one of his favorite lines, proclaiming this to be one of those classic C2C shows. "Hey Nick, how are eewe?!" then he asks if Redfern is in the states. Durr... this guy has been on C2C numerous times and lives in Texas. "Been here about twelve years." At least after that Noory goes mostly into quiet mode, which is generally for the best. Given his incompetence and amusing lack of common knowledge and common sense, I think it would be better just to have the weekday shows hostless. Just let the guest take over completely in what could become a fun, chaotic free for all... it already happens when science advisor Dixy C. Hoagland graces the airwaves.

[Gassy Man]

Did anyone checkout Noory scolding the guest for coughing?  I think it was Monday.  The guy coughed and Noory abruptly told him not to do that.  The guest apologized and said he couldn't hit the 'mute' button fast enough.  George said "Well just turn your head to the side, it's easy."  The guest apologized again and Noory treated him like a child.

Georgie sounded genuinely pissed at the guy.  It couldn't have been pleasant hearing that in the headset but it was still unprofessional and certainly an example of how he's not the "nice guy" his sycophantic callers say he is.  George screwed something up last night, too -- the guest was making a point and George jumped in with some stupid conclusion that the guest essentially corrected a moment later.  I was half-asleep when I heard it, so unfortunately (perhaps fortunately, depending on how one looks at it) I didn't hear the whole thing.  I've not be listening regularly for weeks but it's good to see the show is just as crapulent as it was then.

[Jasmine]

I think it would be better just to have the weekday shows hostless. Just let the guest take over completely in what could become a fun, chaotic free for all...

And the result would be...Coast to Coast AM, with your host, George Noory. 

You know what would be fun? To have the insanely eccentric and figuratively out-of-this-world Carrie Fisher as guest host. Now THAT would be a hoot n' holler n' a half.

[ShayP]

First bring in the man who boasts the bachelor's degree in physical education who claims "we're looking at a sturgeon."

"Which is a huge, what, fish?"

What the hell? Georgey doesn't know what a sturgeon is?

Haha!  I heard that too.  Noory is such a condescending, patronizing prick, who tries (and succeeds) to dumb himself down like he's talking to a child.  He kills me with trying to finish the guest's (or caller's) thoughts and/or sentences.   George Noory is a complete and utter fucktard who should be slapped then shorn of his dipshit asskissing moustache. 

[oracle]

Some of you are so blinded for your hatred of Noory that you can't even perceive correctly.

Half the things posted here are misperceptions of what actually occurred.

[Juan]

Name one

[ziznak]

Some of you are so blinded for your hatred of Noory that you can't even perceive correctly.

Half the things posted here are misperceptions of what actually occurred.

oh yeah? well I think you're a misrepresentation of something... that actually occurred.... nah-nah!

[Morgus]

Some of you are so blinded for your hatred of Noory that you can't even perceive correctly.

Half the things posted here are misperceptions of what actually occurred.

Trying to get some brownie points by going after the 'haters' of your boss again Tommy? 

[ziznak]

Anybody catch the mentally unstable kid that called in last night and was crying.  The kid said he had a merkabah and George was like "yeah I know about that"  lol no explanation just oh yeah I know that.  He asked the caller to make it rain in the mid-west after he said he thought he could control the weather... I'm sorry but it's calls like that where I'm actually glad we have George. Both characters kinda complimented one another it was great.

[thefamilyghost]

George Noory?

Well, he sucks