George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

This is all about free advertising for Dave started in World Nuts Daily. Seems he does this every 4 years. Especially good for Dave now because of Art's Next Level campaign

Jorch won't be happy until everybody in the world knows he's a complete moron.

[Dateline]

The party known throughout history and for the goodwill of the folks, the Moronites. 

[ItsOver]

The party known throughout history and for the goodwill of the folks, the Moronites.

You know "that Jorch."  Always looking out for others.  Is he still doing a prayer list and promising to start a fund for somebody or something?  Or is he too busy fighting to save the grid?

[NoMoreNoory]

In and out of semi-sleep last night: did anyone hear Dave and Tommee talking to each other about attending a seance together? I think Dave was saying they contacted his father and his sister. Tommee was saying it didn't sound like his father, and Dave sounded annoyed about the whole thing. Very odd.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That's the funny thing- I think he also told the woman that he would still do the show from the white house when she lamented not having him on the show after he won.

Does he not know about the 'equal time" law about candidates not having an unfair advantage in air time?

Sure, why not.  It's not like he would spend any more time on policy prep than he does on show prep.

[pyewacket]

In and out of semi-sleep last night: did anyone hear Dave and Tommee talking to each other about attending a seance together? I think Dave was saying they contacted his father and his sister. Tommee was saying it didn't sound like his father, and Dave sounded annoyed about the whole thing. Very odd.

Yes! I was shocked that he would actually sit for a seance because of all his Ouija board drama. He was saying something about the room being in total darkness and that a child spirit took one of the props, a ping pong ball, and showed it to all of them in the circle, one by one. Dave wished that he could have brought a small flash light to see if there was a guy dressed in black creating an illusion. Maybe he would like to follow in Houdini's footsteps?

He did say something about being impressed by it all. Not sure of much else. Anyone have access as an insider?

Now that would be a good show, just not with Dave.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

In and out of semi-sleep last night: did anyone hear Dave and Tommee talking to each other about attending a seance together? I think Dave was saying they contacted his father and his sister. Tommee was saying it didn't sound like his father, and Dave sounded annoyed about the whole thing. Very odd.

[albrecht]

You know "that Jorch."  Always looking out for others.  Is he still doing a prayer list and promising to start a fund for somebody or something?  Or is he too busy fighting to save the grid?

Well the oft-promised charity Norry was going to set up has never happened and, so far, one cannot gain a university degree by listening to C2C- but his latest musings are about creating health insurance for plan C2C listeners and running for President. He won't do either "of course" but it still is funny to see how his mind works doesn't work. And if any listeners actually believe any of his promises. What is sad is he is often pandering to people who probably could actually use some help with their health or financial situation.
-GNS

[Morgus]

I see Noory has Jesse Ventura scheduled as a guest next week.
Expect Noory to bring up his plan to run for President in 2016 and ask Jesse if he will be his VP pick...

[CornyCrow]

Oooh...vocabulary pet peeves! May I put in two grammatical ones that to me are similar to fingernails on a chalk board?  Me and ... and I seen.  As in me and my sister wife were down at the crick and we seen a UFO

Sure.  I worked with an otherwise smart guy who actually said axe instead of ask. 

I had an English teacher who said people who corrected your speech were doing you a favour and should be thanked rather than resented.  That's, to me, the correct attitude.  I used to get whom and who mixed up until someone corrected me.  Oh, and I used to end sentences with prepositions. 

[CornyCrow]

'Gauche' is French for 'left'. 'Lieu' means 'place', and 'tenant' would derive from the French verb 'tener' 'to hold.' The English 'leftenant' would just be an Anglicization of the French.

Oh, thanks.  Yes, I remember now.  I'll take my foot from my mouth in a short time.

[BooBooBear]

You know "that Jorch."  Always looking out for others.  Is he still doing a prayer list and promising to start a fund for somebody or something?  Or is he too busy fighting to save the grid?

Don't forget that paranormal dating site he has something to do with.   lol   Really?

[albrecht]

Don't forget that paranormal dating site he has something to do with.   lol   Really?

Though the article doesn't mention I reckon you meet people like this on Norry's dating site:
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Online-romance-ends-with-baseball-bat-attack-on-6546120.php

[CornyCrow]

/reported

This thread is NOT to be utilized for teachable moments.

Thanks. 

[BooBooBear]

Though the article doesn't mention I reckon you meet people like this on Norry's dating site:
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Online-romance-ends-with-baseball-bat-attack-on-6546120.php

GEEZ!  lol

[castimout]

Can I suggest we treat George Noory like the Oregon people have decided to treat the shooter? They both crave attention and I wish Noory's name could be wiped out too. We can say "that guy" or "that show" (others will have better ideas, but the point is---) no advertising at all for either.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I see Noory has Jesse Ventura scheduled as a guest next week.
Expect Noory to bring up his plan to run for President in 2016 and ask Jesse if he will be his VP pick...

Noory asked him who his VP would be when he was on last year.  When he didn't say Noory's name, I think George was ticked off and lost interest.

[GravitySucks]

With all the drama, I just want to remind everyone.  Snoory still sucks.

[Nebraska888]

With all the drama, I just want to remind everyone.  Snoory still sucks.

Amen.

[CornyCrow]

Oh, shoot!  It appears that Dave is host for tonight and all next week.  He really knows how to make an interesting guest boring.  Glad I have my kindle to fill the time.

[TigerLily]

Can I suggest we treat George Noory like the Oregon people have decided to treat the shooter? They both crave attention and I wish Noory's name could be wiped out too. We can say "that guy" or "that show" (others will have better ideas, but the point is---) no advertising at all for either.

Dave, sNoory, Jorch, sNoron...Coast is Toast, Commercial to Commercial... all used more than any "proper" names. And usually followed by GNS

[nextgen.fm]

I wonder if George will make a statement tonight

[TigerLily]

I wonder if George will make a statement tonight

I'm curious too but not enough to listen to ol' fumble gums. GNS

[GravitySucks]

I'm curious too but not enough to listen to ol' fumble gums. GNS

Not good enough diction for them vestal ears... Good choice

[Juan Cena]

Michael Heiser would rip this clown Dave's interviewing to shreds.

[Who]

Remember when Ghoulish George was wondering what would have happened had Tommy died on a flight with him?  He should love this story.  An American Airlines pilot died during the flight and the copilot landed the plane (which is one of the reasons they have copilots).

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/10/05/co-pilot-lands-american-airlines-plane-after-pilot-dies-during-flight/?tid=sm_fb

Dave:  Did they leave him in the cockpit? Or did they haul him down to the cargo compartment?  What if they forgot about him and he ended up going round and round on the luggage carousel at the airport?  I've got my veterinarian on the phone now.  Doctor, how are yoooooooooo!

Vet:  I'm good George.  What do you want?
Dave:  Did you hear about the pilot who died during a flight?
Vet:  No
Dave:  It's true.  And the co-pilot had to land the plane.
Vet: Well, the co-pilot would be the logical choice.
Dave: Why do you suppose he died?  It's weird.
Vet: I'm sure it will be ruled as death by natural causes.
Dave: Natural causes? I thought they cured that years ago.   Maybe it was a conspiracy.
Vet: I doubt it.
Dave:  Think about it.  He's piloting a plane and then he's dead.  There are no coincidences, doctor.
Vet:  Good God, George, you sure are stupid.  Is this why you called me at 1:00 am?
Dave: Is this what they call a dead stick landing? 
Vet: Shut up George.
Dave:  You've got to admit it's weird.
Vet: You're weird, George.  Goodnight. Click.

[albrecht]

Remember when Ghoulish George was wondering what would have happened had Tommy died on a flight with him?  He should love this story.  An American Airlines pilot died during the flight and the copilot landed the plane (which is one of the reasons they have copilots).

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/10/05/co-pilot-lands-american-airlines-plane-after-pilot-dies-during-flight/?tid=sm_fb

Dave:  Did they leave him in the cockpit? Or did they haul him down to the cargo compartment?  What if they forgot about him and he ended up going round and round on the luggage carousel at the airport?  I've got my veterinarian on the phone now.  Doctor, how are yoooooooooo!

Vet:  I'm good George.  What do you want?
Dave:  Did you hear about the pilot who died during a flight?
Vet:  No
Dave:  It's true.  And the co-pilot had to land the plane.
Vet: Well, the co-pilot would be the logical choice.
Dave: Why do you suppose he died?  It's weird.
Vet: I'm sure it will be ruled as death by natural causes.
Dave: Natural causes? I thought they cured that years ago.   Maybe it was a conspiracy.
Vet: I doubt it.
Dave:  Think about it.  He's piloting a plane and then he's dead.  There are no coincidences, doctor.
Vet:  Good God, George, you sure are stupid.  Is this why you called me at 1:00 am?
Dave: Is this what they call a dead stick landing? 
Vet: Shut up George.
Dave:  You've got to admit it's weird.
Vet: You're weird, George.  Goodnight. Click.

Oh I'm sure he will mention it on the show. He loves stories of death and although no babies were hurt or turned mean this kind of story is what Norry lives for. Now the show has become an infomercial/call-in show about animals! Does your dog have a dietary issue? Questions about homeopathy for your cats? Call in! Jeez.

[bateman]

Did he recently say he had the "opportunity" to cruise by the Jonbenet Ramsey house and "ponder the crime"? 

[ItsOver]

I wonder if George will make a statement tonight

I guess you could say Jorch tries to make a statement every time he's on C2C.  I'm not sure though because I usually can't understand him.

[ItsOver]

Did he recently say he had the "opportunity" to cruise by the Jonbenet Ramsey house and "ponder the crime"? 

Did Jorch turn down an invite to be the Grand Marshall for the annual Jonbenet Ghoul Parade?