George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Finally got blocked from C2C's twitter. It only took months of referring to Dave as a "cheap pimp" and calling his bosses ignorant for allowing Dave to profit off of them and the show. Haha. Off to eat some pizza rolls to celebrate.

[CornyCrow]

I suddenly get the code.  When Leo Ashcraft said he was going to see the dentist, he meant he was going to meet George Noory to pop off some shots at Art's compound.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?  Would they go that far?  Last I heard was that Snorey had offered Leo a job.  THat fell through?  Why be angry at Art for that?  Dave is duplicitous, but would he go THIS far?  It WOULD seem business related, when they hack his site and fire during the show.  Now, it really does look suspicious about the prior problem they had, with the loose wire.  Pahrump is so isolated that you'd think they don't get a lot of strangers driving through.  Gee, I hope they find out whose doing these things. 

[albrecht]

For goodness knows why except heavy rains and put off going places I was listening to "Dr. Pedro," as some callers called him- or just "Pedro" (!!) about "learning machines," I ffwed past Hogue and his crap. "Dr. Pedro" was a smart guy but Norry was as usual, I wasn't paying much attention except that the usual bases were covered:
1) How smartphones are so amazing. So are apps.
2) Norry interrupting the doctor to announce that "a bunch of old people in France" got killed when a bus hit a train. And he speculated how "they might have been singing and then..." And then pondered to the doctor how "we can hear about all these tragedies now." The doctor replied that this is one problem of the internet and information speed that we hear about tragic events that happen anywhere in the world so quickly. Norry agreed, but half halfheartedly because, hell, he LIVES for announcing this kind of stuff. And proved his own point by interrupting the doctor to talk about a subject NOTHING to do with the subject, but just because it is gory and he could speculate about "they were probably singing...?" WTF? It wasn't school-children, Norry (though, that would've been better story for him.)

[AppealPlay]

Are you implying Dave enjoys the suffering of others?

[Northern Nights]

Are you implying Dave enjoys the suffering of others?

If that's true then his father was right and he should have been a dentist.  Come to think of it Noory's been acting like a dentist for years now:

1. Pulling teeth vs. pulling the legs of his listeners into thinking he does show prep.
2. Filling cavities vs. filling his pockets with Paranormal Date customer money.
3. Pulling a gas mask over patient's faces vs. pulling the wool over his bosses eyes into thinking he's a competent radio host.
4. Extracting molars vs. extracting money from Streamlink subscribers.
5. Polishing teeth white vs. shoe polishing his mustache black.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

For goodness knows why except heavy rains and put off going places I was listening to "Dr. Pedro," as some callers called him- or just "Pedro" (!!) about "learning machines," I ffwed past Hogue and his crap. "Dr. Pedro" was a smart guy but Norry was as usual, I wasn't paying much attention except that the usual bases were covered:
1) How smartphones are so amazing. So are apps.
<snip>

Did you know your smartphone has more firepower than the Apollo mission that took us to the Moon?

[PB the Deplorable]

What if dolphins had thumbs?

[albrecht]

What if dolphins had thumbs?

Obviously- they would be smarter than us!!
-GNS

[CampsieNP]

Hey Bellgabbers- here's a good yuk for y'all-

Dave  played Abba's Waterloo and then said, "The producers of the movie Martian must listen to this show because "our bumper music is all over that movie." 

I had to search this site for The Martian when Art mentioned this on Friday Open Lines. My god, Dave should be ashamed of himself. This really really bugs me.  Noory had the unmitigated gall to say this? Un-f'ing-believable.

[CornyCrow]

I had to search this site for The Martian when Art mentioned this on Friday Open Lines. My god, Dave should be ashamed of himself. This really really bugs me.  Noory had the unmitigated gall to say this? Un-f'ing-believable.

Someone said Snorey listens to Art's first hour and picks up interesting things to say from Art.  This is not the first time he's mimicked Art.  The man has probably never had a creative thought in his head.  That's probably why he finds it impossible to ask interesting questions of his guests. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Someone said Snorey listens to Art's first hour and picks up interesting things to say from Art.  This is not the first time he's mimicked Art.  The man has probably never had a creative thought in his head.  That's probably why he finds it impossible to ask interesting questions of his guests.

Noory is a disgusting POS. He has been stealing from Art since he was the Nightsquawk, when he stole Art's format of discussing the paranormal. He used to steal Art's lines like "Raging in the night" when Art was on Siruis. Noory is such a mental midget that he does not think anyone else will notice. He thinks we are all as dumb as a box of rocks, like him.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory is a disgusting POS. He has been stealing from Art since he was the Nightsquawk, when he stole Art's format of discussing the paranormal. He used to steal Art's lines like "Raging in the night" when Art was on Siruis. Noory is such a mental midget that he does not think anyone else will notice. He thinks we are all as dumb as a box of rocks, like him.

My favorite bit of theft is when Fumblegums talks about broadcasting from the Kingdom of Nye

[ItsOver]

My favorite bit of theft is when Fumblegums talks about broadcasting from the Kingdom of Nye

Ha!  That was a classic, even for The Host Without Shame.  How long did that go on before Tommy explained to Dimwit Dave that Nye was actually the Nevada county where Art lived and not some imaginary Nooron fairy-dust hallucination.

[Dateline]

Maybe he meant to say the Kingdom Of High.

Norry needs to man-up and apologize to everyone for all of his misgivings. 

[ItsOver]

Maybe he meant to say the Kingdom Of High.

Norry needs to man-up and apologize to everyone for all of his misgivings.

An apology should be his opening for every show.

[chefist]

An apology should be his opening for every show.

Yes, that would be the most appropriate thing for Dave to do..."I apologize for what you are about to hear."

[starrmtn001]

I forgot this thread is still here.

[Morgus]

Ha!  That was a classic, even for The Host Without Shame.  How long did that go on before Tommy explained to Dimwit Dave that Nye was actually the Nevada county where Art lived and not some imaginary Nooron fairy-dust hallucination.

After that Noory came up with the "cave in St. Louis" to sound like he broadcasts from his own mysterious location there... 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Did George mention he'd be a dentist if he weren't in radio?

He did. He went to "dental school" too, right? For a week or two?
Then the Professor saw young George's first attempt at dentistry and it was over:

[Gumby, Dammit]

Noory is a disgusting POS. He has been stealing from Art since he was the Nightsquawk, when he stole Art's format of discussing the paranormal. He used to steal Art's lines like "Raging in the night" when Art was on Siruis. Noory is such a mental midget that he does not think anyone else will notice. He thinks we are all as dumb as a box of rocks, like him.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Someone said Snorey listens to Art's first hour and picks up interesting things to say from Art.  This is not the first time he's mimicked Art.  The man has probably never had a creative thought in his head.  That's probably why he finds it impossible to ask interesting questions of his guests.

So, you're saying that Noory has found a way to condense his eight hours of show prep into one hour.  I call that good business sense.

[ItsOver]

After that Noory came up with the "cave in St. Louis" to sound like he broadcasts from his own mysterious location there... 

) "...From somewhere deep below the Earth"



At least he got that right.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIKw91sAWE

[HedgehogNorman]

What time does Dave come on now a days?  I tried on both the stations in the Akron/Cleveland area that carry him, and neither had him on at midnight.  The Cleveland station had hour 3 of Ground Zero on, and the Akron station had something else on from 12-1.

[Rico999]

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a mashter of produckth plashmunt!

I'm sure Dave's just getting started for the day with that big glass.....Notice how tense he appears in the shot -- his left hand has a death grip on that chair and he's not smiling, he's grimacing.   He must've just found out KABC has Art 10-1....

[Just Me]

Is this the snoron Colombian drug lord fantasy pic with siesta girl and the rock.

[Dateline]

This is not a contracted opinion nor a comparison of radio hosts, but Norry is the best.

[akwilly]

This is not a contracted opinion nor a comparison of radio hosts, but Norry is the best.

at what?

[ItsOver]

at what?

Suckage production.  No one is better.

[chefist]

I Haven't looked in on this thread in a while... Does Dave still suck?