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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: ItsOver on October 18, 2015, 05:11:10 PM


Classhic.  Noory is like some bizarre SNL character creation.

Could that wine glass possibly be any bigger? The mystery of his slurred speech is finally revealed.

Ciardelo

Quote from: chefist on October 18, 2015, 05:12:32 PM
Lol classy!  ;D  maybe they just didn't want to get Cosbied by a creepy old entertainer...
"Cosbied" is that a thing now? lol


CornyCrow

Quote from: zeebo on October 17, 2015, 04:14:50 PM
There are various promoters of these ideas ranging from new age philosophers to religious persuaders to full-blown brainwashing success cults, but the core idea keeps cropping up again and again, and people just keep buying into it.  "Just plant a seed, and it will blossom and come back to you ten-fold."  (This seed-planting is often suggested in the form of a significant donation or book/cd/dvd series purchase of said idea merchant.) 

The concept is seductive as it has a grain of truth to it, and we'd all like it to be a dependable law of the universe.  But the truth is if you want to help others by supporting their cause, then do it because you care about it, not because you ever expect to get anything back from it.  I try to support people/organizations/causes I believe in when I can, not because I think I'll benefit directly, but simply because I don't want to live in a world where there's no compassion or support or hope.  So I do what little I can so I don't feel powerless - but I don't ever expect any personal gain out of it.  Heck you're lucky if you even get a 'thank you'.
Sure, and you always have to take care of Number One first.  Sometimes a person requires grounding.  You can get so caught up in esoteric philosophy that you lose track of basic truth.  Just look at nature.  What animal can afford to walk away from food, leaving it for others, and remain living? 

ItsOver

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on October 19, 2015, 02:59:07 PM
Could that wine glass possibly be any bigger? The mystery of his slurred speech is finally revealed.


The sad thing is the other poor folks seem to think they're hanging with somebody cool.  Maybe they think he's just some homeless wino.

Quote from: ItsOver on October 20, 2015, 08:38:19 AM


The sad thing is the other poor folks seem to think they're hanging with somebody cool.  Maybe they think he's just some homeless wino.

I think someone upthread posted the caption:

"...and two waters for my friends (from the tap)"

Dateline

Quote from: ItsOver on October 20, 2015, 08:38:19 AM


The sad thing is the other poor folks seem to think they're hanging with somebody cool.  Maybe they think he's just some homeless wino.

Alll for me, none for you guys.

Other captions:  Lukewarm Water in a plastic to-go cup without Ice for my Friends,Chilled Wine, A liter glass for me.


Quick take a pic of me or I will hold the female hostage.

Did you star in the movie The Ant Farm and you were the lead actor to the queen as her drone?.  I can tell by your eye coverings.

lol, the afternoon radio show on the one Cleveland station told a caller that she should call back when Noory is on because he was a better place for her wackadoodle theories.


pate

Dave.  DAVE!

Discover the WHOLE NEW WORLD of cat videos:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyFyogZJoyo

No one has thought of this!  Yew could be the first.

Think on it...

GNS

Quote from: Ciardelo on October 19, 2015, 03:01:33 PM
"Cosbied" is that a thing now? lol

Watch an all new season of South Park.  Need I say more?

ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: Dateline on October 20, 2015, 01:13:10 PM
Alll for me, none for you guys.

Other captions:  Lukewarm Water in a plastic to-go cup without Ice for my Friends,Chilled Wine, A liter glass for me.


Quick take a pic of me or I will hold the female hostage.

Did you star in the movie The Ant Farm and you were the lead actor to the queen as her drone?.  I can tell by your eye coverings.

Uncle George ....... kind'a creepy. 

VtaGeezer

Quote from: ItsOver on October 18, 2015, 05:11:10 PM


Classhic.  Noory is like some bizarre SNL character creation.
Noory: "Waiter...put their waters on my tab!"

Coast 2 Coast 2Nite

"Illuminati & Hip Hop
1st Half: American rapper, spoken word artist, and member of Public Enemy, Professor Griff, believes the Illuminati has taken over hip hop and uses music and popular culture as mind control over society. Griff is determined to bring an understanding of who the enemy is and how they're waging a cultural war to degrade and disenfranchise African-Americans and youth culture as a whole."

I don't think I will be able to resist checking this one out.  Imagine Noory's questions...

albrecht

Quote from: Étouffée on October 21, 2015, 06:18:37 PM
Coast 2 Coast 2Nite

"Illuminati & Hip Hop
1st Half: American rapper, spoken word artist, and member of Public Enemy, Professor Griff, believes the Illuminati has taken over hip hop and uses music and popular culture as mind control over society. Griff is determined to bring an understanding of who the enemy is and how they're waging a cultural war to degrade and disenfranchise African-Americans and youth culture as a whole."

I don't think I will be able to resist checking this one out.  Imagine Noory's questions...
Wow. Professor Griff was pretty good with JBW and when he is on with Alex. He got some theories for sure and, likely, has more "professor" credentials than most C2C guests, thinking about it? This good be classichk show with Norry and with the oldlady and trucker callers from Alabama and Texas etc. I'm some of the Bible folks will call in and dispute Islam and, maybe, even some UFO-types (Farrakhan believes in the UFO hovering over us directing numerical messages to him.)
-GNS (but this one might be funny)

inuk2600

Quote from: Étouffée on October 21, 2015, 06:18:37 PM
Coast 2 Coast 2Nite

"Illuminati & Hip Hop
1st Half: American rapper, spoken word artist, and member of Public Enemy, Professor Griff, believes the Illuminati has taken over hip hop and uses music and popular culture as mind control over society. Griff is determined to bring an understanding of who the enemy is and how they're waging a cultural war to degrade and disenfranchise African-Americans and youth culture as a whole."

I don't think I will be able to resist checking this one out.  Imagine Noory's questions...

Griff is probably a Coast stooge and will play nicely with Dave. Expect the usual.

GravitySucks

Quote from: inuk2600 on October 21, 2015, 06:30:46 PM
Griff is probably a Coast stooge and will play nicely with Dave. Expect the usual.
He's had some bizarre interviews on The Higherside Chats podcast

Hint to George:  A rapper who calls himself a professor isn't a real professor.

coaster


Dateline

Relax, he has this interview in a wad.  He knows Nellie.

I am taking Vegas odds he mentions that during the first hour of the interview.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Dateline on October 21, 2015, 09:26:22 PM
Relax, he has this interview in a wad.  He knows Nellie.

I am taking Vegas odds he mentions that during the first hour of the interview.

You broke the bank! First few minutes, he asks Griff if he knows 'my friend Nelly'. It brought back gleeful memories of a JFK show in which the guest talked about an interview Governor Connolly gave in a hotel room.
Guest: Nellie was there.
Dave: The rapper?
Guest: (long, confused pause) His wife

Nebraska888

I wonder if Noory has seen the animated video on Art's website?  It is a video, done by a talented fan, who reproduced in animation Art's precognition (when he was in his apartment and had the sense that someone was going to hit his car). 

In the video, the guy who hits Art's car has a very interesting name. 

Check it out.   ;)

If this has already been discussed on the forum......my apologies for rehashing old news!

albrecht

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 21, 2015, 09:05:18 PM
Hint to George:  A rapper who calls himself a professor isn't a real professor.
Hint to George: most of the people on his show who call themselves "professor" or "doctor" aren't really (or have it in an unrelated field, from an unaccredited institution, a pseudoscience, or diploma paper-mill.)

Though I find it funny to hear Norry call this guy "Professor" and clearly is on eggshells in what he says with regard to racial-strife and is nervously laughing at times at what the "professor" says...."would you know my friend Nelly?" classich

Gotta give Norry some credit for taking some callers, especially Keith- no, Norry, he meant Col. Allen B. West, who were controversial. Wow "race war" talk. And Prof Griff about homosexualization and feminization of the black male? Wtf? And it was funny to hear that Norry goes to iHate Media concerts and knows the young singers. Sort of creepy.

akwilly

Quote from: albrecht on October 22, 2015, 04:45:44 PM
Hint to George: most of the people on his show who call themselves "professor" or "doctor" aren't really (or have it in an unrelated field, from an unaccredited institution, a pseudoscience, or diploma paper-mill.)

Though I find it funny to hear Norry call this guy "Professor" and clearly is on eggshells in what he says with regard to racial-strife and is nervously laughing at times at what the "professor" says...."would you know my friend Nelly?" classich

Gotta give Norry some credit for taking some callers, especially Keith- no, Norry, he meant Col. Allen B. West, who were controversial. Wow "race war" talk. And Prof Griff about homosexualization and feminization of the black male? Wtf? And it was funny to hear that Norry goes to iHate Media concerts and knows the young singers. Sort of creepy.
You mean Dre isn't a real doctor?

Jesus on a pogo stick!
Has Dave stopped sucking?

Oh, never mind.
We just stopped caring.

Carry on.


akwilly

Quote from: rekcuf on October 23, 2015, 08:01:16 AM
Word smithery should count for something, no?
Word smithery!!!! I'm going to have to remember that!

Quote from: akwilly on October 22, 2015, 11:10:13 PM
You mean Dre isn't a real doctor?

Did George mention he'd be a dentist if he weren't in radio?

Morgus

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 23, 2015, 08:36:55 PM
Did George mention he'd be a dentist if he weren't in radio?
Actually Noory's father wanted him to be a dentist, but that doesn't mean he would have been able to pass all the required courses...

Quote from: Morgus on October 24, 2015, 01:24:38 AM
Actually Noory's father wanted him to be a dentist, but that doesn't mean he would have been able to pass all the required courses...

I suddenly get the code.  When Leo Ashcraft said he was going to see the dentist, he meant he was going to meet George Noory to pop off some shots at Art's compound.

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