George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is so dumb that in the past ten years he hasn't understood how to do the ten minutes of research that would demonstrate abiotic oil is no longer a theory.

[ItsOver]

George is so dumb he thinks the issue with ISIS is that we don't have enough conventional firepower to deal with them so we should 'gather them all in one place' and go nuclear.

Jorch probably thinks he can trick ISIS by giving them free invites to his next get-together/ concert.  They won't be able to resist gathering so Jorch can nuke'em.  Fortunately, for the rest of the World, Jorch will forget about his diabolical scheme and show-up, too, as Tommy pushes the button back in LA.  Whoops!  Sorry, Toronto!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorch probably thinks he can trick ISIS by giving them free invites to his next get-together/ concert.  They won't be able to resist gathering so Jorch can nuke'em.  Fortunately, for the rest of the World, Jorch will forget about his diabolical scheme and show-up, too, as Tommy pushes the button back in LA.

Could work.  Too bad ISIS wouldn't show up as well.

[ItsOver]

Could work.  Too bad ISIS wouldn't show up as well.

True.  Fortunately, Noory would.

[PB the Deplorable]

George is dumb he doesn't even know that he's not a Democrat.

Heh, I wondered if anyone was going dispute that

[TigerLily]

Fucking contractions and people that don't understand them.

Your right about you're pet peeve

[TigerLily]

George is so dumb that in the past ten years he hasn't understood how to do the ten minutes of research that would demonstrate abiotic oil is no longer a theory.

George is so dumb

[ItsOver]

Noory is bringing back the Know Nothing Party.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is so dumb

And, uh... let me be.. um, clear!  By 'no longer a theory' I mean that in order to be a theory it would have to have plausibility.

[albrecht]

Noory is bringing back the Know Nothing Party.

--> send to politics.
The "Know Nothing" Party, more properly the American Party, knew a lot of stuff, they just wouldn't divulge it to outsiders and instead would reply "I know nothing" if asked by one. Norry, on the other hand, just really doesn't know anything, which, honestly, would not prohibit him from running, or even being elected, for President; sadly.
-GNS

[GravitySucks]

'Gauche' is French for 'left'. 'Lieu' means 'place', and 'tenant' would derive from the French verb 'tener' 'to hold.' The English 'leftenant' would just be an Anglicization of the French.

/reported

This thread is NOT to be utilized for teachable moments.

[ItsOver]

/reported

This thread is NOT to be utilized for teachable moments.

Yes, it should be taken to the Falkie thread where it will really be wasted.

[b_dubb]

George is so dumb

George is so dumb he made time to meet with Falkie and do an interview

[albrecht]

/reported

This thread is NOT to be utilized for teachable moments.

Although isn't listening to Norry almost ALWAYS a "teachable" moment? I could imagine an ESOL class using some of his clips to show foreign students how NOT to pronounce words or show proper grammar in contrast to him. Science and even politics? Again, use some clips for teaching about various logical (and informal) fallacies, fantastical thinking, arguments from authority (though those "Doctors" and "PhDs" are from paper-mills), etc.
-GNS

[akwilly]

In anticipation of his running, he needs a first lady.  He and the Producer are out looking for drag costumes.  If that does not work, he is perusing ParanormalDate.com for the First Lady.  If that does not work, he is taking Sweet Kathy as first lady and paying Falkie a finder's fee.

Falkie would insist on a high level cabinet position. LMH would be a nice 1st lady but I think George would be better off single. Hell with running the country and protecting the grid he would turn the white house into playboy mansion east.

[PB the Deplorable]

George is so dumb he made time to meet with Falkie and do an interview

Twice.  After Falkie's no show, George scheduled another one for him

[Morgus]

Tonight, Art reported that Noory is reportedly trying to steal away Leo his news guy, kinda like he did with Jimmy Church?

[nextgen.fm]

Tonight, Art reported that Noory is reportedly trying to steal away Leo his news guy, kinda like he did with Jimmy Church?

not surprising!

George does his own news at beginning of show

Does he just want to piss off Art?

[Dateline]

not surprising!

George does his own news at beginning of show

Does he just want to piss off Art?

I love rhetorical questions.

[pyewacket]

I tuned into that other show and just caught a bit with Dave talking about running again. He said something like, "you'll see in the Huffington Post". Then a woman caller was encouraging him to run. I'm not sure if I heard right. It must have been sometime after 3am EST. Can anyone confirm this? Keep an eye out for an HP article. I wonder how long Dave is going to keep this going.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Then a woman caller was encouraging him to run...

Those pesky paid callurs..

[onan]

Those pesky paid callurs..

Let him run. He would have to quit his c2c job and he wouldn't get elected. Win Win.

[pyewacket]

Let him run. He would have to quit his c2c job and he wouldn't get elected. Win Win.

That's the funny thing- I think he also told the woman that he would still do the show from the white house when she lamented not having him on the show after he won.

Does he not know about the 'equal time" law about candidates not having an unfair advantage in air time?

[onan]

That's the funny thing- I think he also told the woman that he would still do the show from the white house when she lamented not having him on the show after he won.

Does he not know about the 'equal time" law about candidates not having an unfair advantage in air time?

He can't understand a banana, so equal time... not a chance.

[pyewacket]

Can you imagine the foreign heads of state having to call the show to talk to that fearless leader? 

[onan]

Can you imagine the foreign heads of state having to call the show to talk to that fearless leader? 

Hey Vladdie, How are yeewww?

[pyewacket]

Hey Vladdie, How are yeewww?

Are you calling from the Kremlikin?

[ItsOver]

Let him run. He would have to quit his c2c job and he wouldn't get elected. Win Win.

I'm not so sure Simple Jorch wouldn't get elected.  Toooomeric for all is hard to turn down.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Tonight, Art reported that Noory is reportedly trying to steal away Leo his news guy, kinda like he did with Jimmy Church?

Noory is assembling the D-list team.

[TigerLily]

Let him run. He would have to quit his c2c job and he wouldn't get elected. Win Win.

This is all about free advertising for Dave started in World Nuts Daily. Seems he does this every 4 years. Especially good for Dave now because of Art's Next Level campaign