George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Seamus Capone]

Noory did the news in Michigan when a serial murderer preyed on kids there, and the fiend bathed and dressed them postmortem.

The killer bathed and dressed the victims, not Noory (hee). I'm definitely *not* saying that Noory was responsible for those crimes.     

[DanDan]

*Guest being vry srs bro*

"Do you listen to Lady Gaga, [guest]?" - Noorywoory

*Gets cut the fuck off*

[Hugo Fitch]

I don't think any of the replies to my objections to the perceived Noory/Limbaugh alliance addressed my point.
Firstly, I'm a devout atheist who is no fan of the Republicans - although admittedly, my attacks come from their "right" flank.
Secondly, I don't see any Kool Ade to drink; I find George to be apolitical, actively steering callers away from partisan rants when they go down that road. As for Rush, what someone on the other side of the political spectrum sees as divisiveness, I see as a necessary - and for years silenced until the overturning of the FCC's (ie, FDR's) "Fairness" laws - response to a leftist-dominated mainstream electronic media. And again, his show is anything but a haven for holy rollers; religious topics neither emanate from his mic nor from his callers' phones. 
Lastly, calling Rush to task on minor misstatements (1000 instead of 1600), or referencing his bout with painkiller dependence brought on by his initial legal and legitimate use of such (as was the case with many veterans of the World Wars), seems to me to be small arms fire that misses its mark.
One last thing: Noory hasn't been on Rush's station in NYC here for a while now, having been replaced on WABC by RedEye Radio, and now appears in the overnight slot on WOR, his previous station's top competitor in that format. So much for a financially-motivated alliance.

But whatever, we can go back and forth on ideology all night, and get nowhere. Clearly, however, the market - and not government subsidies - supports "right-wing" radio.

On a lighter and more topical note, tonight when Hoagland went into his "I see structures" spiel regarding the asteroid Vesta, George tried to hop aboard Richard C.'s Looney Tunes Express by excitedly claiming that he could clearly make out faces on the asteroid. In a man-bites-dog moment, Hoagy chided Noory for anthropomorphizing inanimate objects. When George petulantly objected - "Yeah, but YOU see faces on Mars..." - the old pal of Cronkite shot our host down, lecturing "Yes, but MY faces are real, three-dimensional, documented structures. You're just seeing shadows on an asteroid."

I had a good laugh.

Anyway, we can agree to disagree on politics, but surely one thing unites us: George Noory's suckitude.

[Theodoric]

*Guest being vry srs bro*

"Do you listen to Lady Gaga, [guest]?" - Noorywoory

*Gets cut the fuck off*

Yeah tonight has been full of awkward undertones with him and the egotist Hoagland. Besides the one you mentioned when George tried saying something about seeing a monkey face on the Vesta proto-planet Richard pretty much shamed him and said there was no such face (in a very degrading Hoagland fashion). George actually seemed to get defensive and 'attack' Hoagland about seeing a face on Mars. I just wanted to comment on this exchange the clash of the ego's. I still just want Hoagland in the skeptic's cage and publicly shamed, humility is a essential quality and completely lacking in Hoagland.

[Theodoric]

On a lighter and more topical note, tonight when Hoagland went into his "I see structures" spiel regarding the asteroid Vesta, George tried to hop aboard Richard C.'s Looney Tunes Express by excitedly claiming that he could clearly make out faces on the asteroid. In a man-bites-dog moment, Hoagy chided Noory for anthropomorphizing inanimate objects. When George petulantly objected - "Yeah, but YOU see faces on Mars..." - the old pal of Cronkite shot our host down, lecturing "Yes, but MY faces are real, three-dimensional, documented structures. You're just seeing shadows on an asteroid."

I had a good laugh.

We were posting the same thing haha, was a priceless moment.

[Hugo Fitch]

We were posting the same thing haha, was a priceless moment.

Ha, I was hoping no one had beaten me to the punch as I typed. I knew that exchange wouldn't go without comment.

Cheers!

[Hugo Fitch]

And yes, lol @ a MONKEY face.

[valdez]

     The Booth brothers on ghostly native American burial grounds, and then Richard C. Hoagland commandeers the night with his indefatigable enthusiasm, suspicions, predictions, rank speculation and total disregard for Noory's trite mumblings.  I just wish Richard would update his website to cover half the crap he's talking about, and toss the crap he's got on there now into some sort of archives folder, or what not.  He seems to dig that facebook.  God bless him.

[onan]

I don't think any of the replies to my objections to the perceived Noory/Limbaugh alliance addressed my point.
Firstly, I'm a devout atheist who is no fan of the Republicans - although admittedly, my attacks come from their "right" flank.
Secondly, I don't see any Kool Ade to drink; I find George to be apolitical, actively steering callers away from partisan rants when they go down that road. As for Rush, what someone on the other side of the political spectrum sees as divisiveness, I see as a necessary - and for years silenced until the overturning of the FCC's (ie, FDR's) "Fairness" laws - response to a leftist-dominated mainstream electronic media. And again, his show is anything but a haven for holy rollers; religious topics neither emanate from his mic nor from his callers' phones. 
Lastly, calling Rush to task on minor misstatements (1000 instead of 1600), or referencing his bout with painkiller dependence brought on by his initial legal and legitimate use of such (as was the case with many veterans of the World Wars), seems to me to be small arms fire that misses its mark.
One last thing: Noory hasn't been on Rush's station in NYC here for a while now, having been replaced on WABC by RedEye Radio, and now appears in the overnight slot on WOR, his previous station's top competitor in that format. So much for a financially-motivated alliance.

But whatever, we can go back and forth on ideology all night, and get nowhere. Clearly, however, the market - and not government subsidies - supports "right-wing" radio.

On a lighter and more topical note, tonight when Hoagland went into his "I see structures" spiel regarding the asteroid Vesta, George tried to hop aboard Richard C.'s Looney Tunes Express by excitedly claiming that he could clearly make out faces on the asteroid. In a man-bites-dog moment, Hoagy chided Noory for anthropomorphizing inanimate objects. When George petulantly objected - "Yeah, but YOU see faces on Mars..." - the old pal of Cronkite shot our host down, lecturing "Yes, but MY faces are real, three-dimensional, documented structures. You're just seeing shadows on an asteroid."

I had a good laugh.

Anyway, we can agree to disagree on politics, but surely one thing unites us: George Noory's suckitude.

I feel like I am trying to communicate with a 5 year old that has just discovered syrup and now feels that is the only appropriate serving for breakfast.

Not to see the inaccuracies of limbaugh, not to see his misdirections and spins is to me baffling.

He has offered so much misinformation on so many subjects over his tenure on radio. To start to enumerate them is more of a task than I care to attempt.

Whether you think he balances political sides or not I do not care. But ffs be honest and take a short search with the words limbaugh and mistakes.

Your minimizing of limbaugh's addiction is so sophomoric it makes me want to make sure you ever had any teachings in critical thinking. Limbaugh's need for medical intervention is not the issue and to suggest that is the motivation is mind boggling. Chronic pain can be devastating. I see hundreds of patients a year that illegaly obtain "street" prescriptions. They are breaking the law. But unless there is a concurrent crime with monetary fraud or violence the charge is usually not followed. But Limbaugh did not just have the oxycontin. He also had viagra... not a drug normally seen with someone portending severe back pain. Make no mistake Limbaugh was doctor shopping for access to more opiates... big time fraud in pain or no. He had another seek the pharmacies to buy... big time fraud with conspiracy--plain, simple.

But to all that I really don't give a flying cocksucking shit about his use. I do however think he is a shitbag for while using illegally gotten opiates, preaching about how we needed tougher laws and penalties for drug users.

I was trying to meet you in the middle of the road when I brought up the position that Rush's mistakes were sometimes honest mistakes... I will for the sake of civility remain with that point. But make no mistake Rush purposefully misinforms his audience on climate science... all the time.

Sometimes as simple as ice melting in Antarctica not raising the ocean level--when proven wrong--not a whisper of correction. Sometimes more complex--volcanoes put more chlorine into the air than all of man's areosols--only true if you do not consider that chlorides from volcanoes easliy diffuse with rain, very unlike the chlorofluorocarbons found in the ozone layer. But not a dittohead to the one knows that difference. But they sure as fuck know its the volcanoes goddamnit.

So your manifestly comment is only manifested when no one does their own thinking.

[Avi]

Oh, how I despise the Hoagie! Such a fraud! No scientific training whatsoever, just "structures on the moon" blather, backed up by his "good friends" at NASA and JPL (like Steve Quayle's bogus military contacts). Sure. And this is the C2C 'Science Adviser?' Surely Art never termed the Hoagie any such thing (or, if he did, it was entirely tongue-in-cheek).

Now, this is not to say that amateurs have not made significant contributions to science, but Hoagie isn't even an amateur scientist. Hell, I don't even think he really earned his Ig-Nobel Prize, either. I'd love for some mathematician to press him about the quaternion hyperdimensionality; it would be numerically hilarious. Maybe George would allow it, since the Hoagmobile went after him for seeing "faces on asteroids." Waaah! Only the Hoagie can see shit that ain't there. Waaah!

Caller: I was abducted by aliens, and they gave me a specific message for Richard. Now I'm just a rube and I don't understand any of this math, but the aliens said to ask him, "When the dog stops at the fire hydrant, how fast does it have to go ?"

[Gassy Man]

During the show on cryptozoology a female caller tells of seeing a thunderbird in the trees when she was 10. George fails to ask any pertinent questions regarding her sighting but inquires "tell me would you be scared if that thing had swooped down and grabbed you?". Then asks the guest with his silly inflection signifing excitement " what would a thunderbird do if it grabbed a small child? would it feed it to its' infants or just eat it itself?".

What is wrong with this man, that he derives pleasure in the suffering, or the torture of young children? It is the only time he appears focused when the subject matter is a childs demise. If only George was John Walshs' son. Oh, and thanks George for the erosion of my esophogus due to the large amount of vomit that passes thru everytime I listen to you. You suck!

In addition the girl was a space cadet who had to tell us FIVE TIMES that she was down by the beach picking up rocks when she saw it rather than go into any kind of meaningful description of what she saw and what it did . . . a host with half a brain would steered her toward providing a thoughtful recounting of the event . . . and in addition, whoever the jackass call screener is, he or she seems to like putting the more interesting guests on at the top of the hour while ditzes like this girl get to babble on for minutes in the middle of the show . . . for instance, that night, the final guest was a former sheriff's deputy who was just getting into describing the monstrosity he saw when he got cut off because the show was over . . . that seems to be the standard operating procedure . . . put the nitwits on first and the other guests on before breaks.

[General Johnson Jameson]

whoever the jackass call screener is, he or she seems to like putting the more interesting guests on at the top of the hour while ditzes like this girl get to babble on for minutes in the middle of the show . . . for instance, that night, the final guest was a former sheriff's deputy who was just getting into describing the monstrosity he saw when he got cut off because the show was over . . . that seems to be the standard operating procedure . . . put the nitwits on first and the other guests on before breaks.

That's fucked up. I haven't listened to Noory in some time. Is it that freaking bad on there these days? I can see the deputies call being cut off if Art were doing the show "unscreened", but to actually screen and place the calls for the host and that gets put on at the very end? Damn.

I think they are shitting their collective pants right now over at the Noory compound now that Art is back in the states. Art's move really puts into place some of the things I've read here recently concerning some of the actions/goings-on over at Camp Noory.

[Hugo Fitch]

I feel like I am trying to communicate with a 5 year old that has just discovered syrup and now feels that is the only appropriate serving for breakfast.

Not to see the inaccuracies of limbaugh, not to see his misdirections and spins is to me baffling.

He has offered so much misinformation on so many subjects over his tenure on radio. To start to enumerate them is more of a task than I care to attempt.

Whether you think he balances political sides or not I do not care. But ffs be honest and take a short search with the words limbaugh and mistakes.

Your minimizing of limbaugh's addiction is so sophomoric it makes me want to make sure you ever had any teachings in critical thinking. Limbaugh's need for medical intervention is not the issue and to suggest that is the motivation is mind boggling. Chronic pain can be devastating. I see hundreds of patients a year that illegaly obtain "street" prescriptions. They are breaking the law. But unless there is a concurrent crime with monetary fraud or violence the charge is usually not followed. But Limbaugh did not just have the oxycontin. He also had viagra... not a drug normally seen with someone portending severe back pain. Make no mistake Limbaugh was doctor shopping for access to more opiates... big time fraud in pain or no. He had another seek the pharmacies to buy... big time fraud with conspiracy--plain, simple.

But to all that I really don't give a flying cocksucking shit about his use. I do however think he is a shitbag for while using illegally gotten opiates, preaching about how we needed tougher laws and penalties for drug users.

I was trying to meet you in the middle of the road when I brought up the position that Rush's mistakes were sometimes honest mistakes... I will for the sake of civility remain with that point. But make no mistake Rush purposefully misinforms his audience on climate science... all the time.

Sometimes as simple as ice melting in Antarctica not raising the ocean level--when proven wrong--not a whisper of correction. Sometimes more complex--volcanoes put more chlorine into the air than all of man's areosols--only true if you do not consider that chlorides from volcanoes easliy diffuse with rain, very unlike the chlorofluorocarbons found in the ozone layer. But not a dittohead to the one knows that difference. But they sure as fuck know its the volcanoes goddamnit.

So your manifestly comment is only manifested when no one does their own thinking.

Anyone who still buys into the climate change fraud is simply too dense to speak with, let alone attempt to engage in a rational debate.  Do me a favor, child: steer clear of my posts. I can't dumb it down enough for you to comprehend.

BuhBye

[Theodoric]

But whatever, we can go back and forth on ideology all night, and get nowhere. Clearly, however, the market - and not government subsidies - supports "right-wing" radio.

On a lighter and more topical note,
Anyway, we can agree to disagree on politics, but surely one thing unites us: George Noory's suckitude.

Ahh can you guys apologize its awkward for all of us now. As Hugo said ideologies can be debated all day... so lets not. I bet both of you have a lot more in common besides being passionate about your views. However that being said I do love debates, I just don't like name calling in general or feelings being hurt (or the attempt of). I don't want to be perceived as too much of a 'carebear' but I really like the spectrum of views on this forum and our ability to still get along like a melting pot or a family.

I hope all is well.

[BobGrau]

a classic example of sexual tension.

let's face it, you guys both want to go to bed with rush - one says 'fuck him', the other wants to BE fucked by him.

personally I have no interest in him whatsoever, which is why if you'd kept this to the RUSH THREAD I wouldn't have to wrinkle my nose at the impolite sounds you're creating here.

[onan]

Anyone who still buys into the climate change fraud is simply too dense to speak with, let alone attempt to engage in a rational debate.  Do me a favor, child: steer clear of my posts. I can't dumb it down enough for you to comprehend.

BuhBye

I will steer clear of your posts when you do not post drivel. So I doubt much there will be much steering.

Climate debate fraud... you aren't drinking koolade you are mainlining.

But by all means dumb it down... you may actually reach a level you realistically operate in.

For the sake of the rest of the community however, I will from now on refrain from personal insults.

This divergence from the thread didn't start because of climate change. It started because someone suggested limbaugh and noory both use "low-knowldge"

You posited limbaugh (paraphrasing poorly) manifests a broad range of knowledge.

I posted back rush is often wrong. I suggested you do an honest search... you didn't. Instead you attacked my examples. And rather than debate the points those examples made, you thought it better to suggest I was a dense fool. And although your character assessment may be dead on it certainly doesn't refute rush's rather large amount of inacurate/wrong statements.

So steer away I will not. If you are so insecure to become angry when one takes issue with your point of view then I suggest I may not be the only 5 year old at the table.

[onan]

a classic example of sexual tension.

let's face it, you guys both want to go to bed with rush - one says 'fuck him', the other wants to BE fucked by him.

personally I have no interest in him whatsoever, which is why if you'd kept this to the RUSH THREAD I wouldn't have to wrinkle my nose at the impolite sounds you're creating here.

Sorry about that.
sometimes a fart just happens without the time to leave the room... othertimes it is fun to pull a finger.

[BobGrau]

ah, ignore me: I've ran out of weed.

so anyway, this Noory fellow: I hear he sucks. Can anyone tell me why?

[DanDan]

Someone said syrup.

I've been injecting that shit into my veins ever since I discovered it at five years of age. How fucking awesome it is I can't even begin to explain. It works for everything, those damn lucky Canadian cocksuckfuckbucket bass turds and their dual beaver-syrup farms that I know they have. Also Justin Bieber.

Get a papercut when opening those Tootsie Rolls? Apply syrup.
Your wife verbally abuse you and shit on your books? Drink syrup until you forget.
Georgeboogybear's voice sounding just too sexy at 1:30 AM, causing instant 'gasms (ear ones, of course) worldwide? Pour syrup on the city radio station's motherfucking electrical panel. THAT IS WHAT, BITCH.

In Noory'z (z for cool) case: out of urine or mutilated children? Statues. Fucking syrup statues.

Combine syrup with chocolate chips on Danish waffles, you international-minded beast, and eat it. The kitten that died via the mastur' rule just rose from the dead. You are now a hero and deserve many medals and noise cards that produce Art's laugh followed by "you classy motherfucker."

Oh yeah, and Noory's dumb.

[Scully]

... Firstly, I'm a devout atheist who is no fan of the Republicans - although admittedly, my attacks come from their "right" flank.

... Secondly, I don't see any Kool Ade to drink; I find George to be apolitical, actively steering callers away from partisan rants when they go down that road.

To the "right" flank of Republicans would be umm ... Atila the Hun, the Teabag people, Ron Paul, etc.? 

If George Noory steers people to the middle of the road, my Grandmother is still whistling "Dixie."

Give it a rest, Fella.  I won't pop your bubbles if you won't pop mine.

[b_dubb]

i leave you guys alone for a couple days and everything goes to poop

re: being a "devout aetheist" ... anyone claiming to have absolute knowledge regarding god / absence of god is just being prideful.  i'd love to hear your "proof".  check that ... i don't fucking care

[b_dubb]

gary sinese ... rocking the free world for golden coral.  i used to like this actor.  now i just think he's a right wing tool.  and a sell out

[Eddie Coyle]

    Noory will always be nothing more than:

    Phil Bengston, Sammy Hagar, Jay Leno, Curly Joe...an unworthy successor.

[Morgus]

The C2C website has a photo taken of Noory back in 1971:
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/photo/category/photo-of-the-day

[Eddie Coyle]

     Wow. Noory in 1971 looks like he fits the profile of somebody who would have been buying Bobby Sherman albums. What a hipster..

[Hugo Fitch]

Only caught the last 25 minutes or so of the first hour, but it sounded as if George acquitted himself admirably with that rarest of C2C commodities: the legitimate guest. He mostly seemed to stay out of Tim Ball's way, and didn't proffer any of his own theories, again, from what I heard.

It's as if George sinks to the level of his guest when self-important blowhard clowns such as Hoagy and Kaku, or various sundry cryptozoologists, conspiracy theorists, psychics, eschatologists, climate onanists, etc. pollute the airwaves,  but rises up to lucidity when in the presence of sanity.

This could be the cure for George's suckitude: legitimate guests.

[lasertron]

That's not sanity--that's him being boring and dumbfounded and speechless

[JeffreyLXV]

Only caught the last 25 minutes or so of the first hour, but it sounded as if George acquitted himself admirably with that rarest of C2C commodities: the legitimate guest. He mostly seemed to stay out of Tim Ball's way, and didn't proffer any of his own theories, again, from what I heard.

It's as if George sinks to the level of his guest when self-important blowhard clowns such as Hoagy and Kaku, or various sundry cryptozoologists, conspiracy theorists, psychics, eschatologists, climate onanists, etc. pollute the airwaves,  but rises up to lucidity when in the presence of sanity.

This could be the cure for George's suckitude: legitimate guests.

The only cure for Noory's 'suckitude' is the power button on the radio.

The climate-change debunker was a quack. Noory should have reined him in early.  Oh, but that would require a skilled interviewer. 

-Never you mind George, just keep picking your teeth.

[PB the Deplorable]

The only cure for Noory's 'suckitude' is the power button on the radio.

The climate-change debunker was a quack. Noory should have reined him in early.  Oh, but that would require a skilled interviewer. 

-Never you mind George, just keep picking your teeth.

Wait... George has teeth?

[texaskdog]

I thought it was going to be a picture of George at some civil war event like that one stupid guest.