George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Norry probably is the kind of guy who puts cats IN the bag and then throws them off the bridge into the river.
ps: paralegals I'm kidding and only speculating and making an opinion of a public figure (even if ratings are down, he still is public, and with ever increasing frequency promotes himself as such with "big events," "meet and greets," and a "tv show (that is internet-based)" but as claimed "people have watching parties, you can uh plug your uh laptop to your big-screen and watch the tv show."

I'm going to use that disclaimer in every post from now on.  In fact, I wonder if MV can apply it retroactively?

[Dateline]

Rumors are flying this weekend in Hollywood:  This one is hot off the presses.  This weekend the Polo Club named a new cocktail after Norry.  They have entitled it the Sleazeball.

[albrecht]

I'm going to use that disclaimer in every post from now on.  In fact, I wonder if MV can apply it retroactively?

I am not a lawyer but only a non-attorney spokesman. Consult with an attorney for any legal advice. Any posts are not intended, and should not be construed to imply or convey any legal advice.
-GNS

[Dateline]

I am not a lawyer but only a non-attorney spokesman. Consult with an attorney for any legal advice. Any posts are not intended, and should not be construed to imply or convey any legal advice.
-GNS

Has there been a letter from a paralegal?  The last I heard they went after U7.

[Jorch Einstein]

Ratings for Jorch's sucky show must be down. I don't listen live on Saturday, but happened to switch to it for a few seconds while waiting for something else, and they had another show on, on the L.A. station KFI, instead of Coast. Wonder how long til they replace it 7 nights a week? Bwahahaha. You suck Jorch. Nice job of sinking the ship, Captain Noory. 

[albrecht]

Has there been a letter from a paralegal?  The last I heard they went after U7.

Listen to some gabcasts and search the boards. There were some mutterings and speculations and even some statements that could be construed as legal threats. Mainly, I think, drunkenly or at least inadvised statements but who knows? As far as I've seen U7 or youtube posters (and maybe some others) are the only ones to receive paralegal letters and take-down stuff. So I was, sort of, joking.
-GNS

[Dateline]

Ah, the call-in show.  Yes, I have not listened, but read about it. 

There could be a disclaimer written up and tagged as a signature line for this thread.

These posts are not meant to incriminate and are meant in the spirit of parody.  Read at your own risks.  Not all readers have the same level of humor or laugh at the context.  If you laugh, be sure and have training in CPR.  If it progresses to tears, be sure and be well-stocked in Kleenex.  This board does not accept liability for any injuries self-inflicted by listening to the content, and banging heads against walls in frustration. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I'd be shocked if George knows what a Mason Jar is.

But Jar Jar Binks is a good friend of the show

[Jorch Einstein]

I'd be shocked if George knows what a Mason Jar is.

But Jar Jar Binks is a good friend of the show

Jorch keeps his wig in a mason jar at night, or else it tries to scurry under the bed and run away. Of course, he doesn't know it's called a mason jar. He just calls it his wig holder.

[PathoJen]

Jorch keeps his wig in a mason jar at night, or else it tries to scurry under the bed and run away. Of course, he doesn't know it's called a mason jar. He just calls it his wig holder.

Does he keep it floating in formaldehyde?

[Jorch Einstein]

Does he keep it floating in formaldehyde?

It's a mixture of formaldehyde and turmeric.

[Juan Cena]

Laughable, actually.

The creative dept. at C2C is so full of originality! Then again, it could be simply Noory deciding that this is a totally original idea or conception. Personally, I think static for 1 hour a day on C2C would dramatically improve ratings. Just sayin...

Next thing you know Dave will turn the e-mail segment into a Jim Rome-like e-mail contest.

[Jorch Einstein]

Oh boy! It's "merging artists" night, as Jorch just said. What are they merging into? The dustbin of history? Jorch should do a dubstep/jungle remix of the merging artists. He's a master on the decks.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

One good thing about George's show: if you hear it there, you know it's probably not true.

[ZHero]

Just turned my radio on and Snorge is hosting...》click《 I turned it right back off. Ill just listen to some of last weeks Darkness Radio podcast.

[nextgen.fm]

Oh boy! It's "merging artists" night, as Jorch just said. What are they merging into? The dustbin of history? Jorch should do a dubstep/jungle remix of the merging artists. He's a master on the decks.

George show off your radio skills and walk the song up to the lyric drop , let's see if he can do it

[PB the Deplorable]

George show off your radio skills and walk the song up to the lyric drop , let's see if he can do it

That's a skill?

I hate asshole DJ's who think it's clever to yap over start of the tune until the lyrics start.  Always the most insipid of drivel, in their cool radio guy voice.  We have one station here that does it with  Every.  Single.  Song.   There are times in the middle of the tunes where there are no lyrics, why not start talking during that too?

If George isn't doing that with the bumpers yet, then that would be an easy way for him to suck more

[pate]

That's a skill?

.... in their cool radio guy voice.  ....

It is very distracting when one's "cool radio voice" is a mispronounced "derp, derp, derp..."

I mean seriously Dave?  How do you manage to mispronounce the word "depr?"

You are like a bad joke that people laugh at 'cuz they almost feel sorry for you, almost....

DNS/GNS

[NoMoreNoory]

Guiley trying to talk about people having precognitive 9/11 dreams. Dave cuts across to say his daughter had one. 'What did she see?' asks Guiley. Highscrapers. She saw highscrapers.

-GNS

[21st Century Man]

Wow, deep Elvis gospel cut from Noory.  Nice ORIGINAL choice for a bumper, George.

[Juan Cena]

Wow, deep Elvis gospel cut from Noory.  Nice ORIGINAL choice for a bumper, George.

Was listening to Warner new show. Almost sad I missed it.

[Juan Cena]

Oh boy! It's "merging artists" night, as Jorch just said. What are they merging into? The dustbin of history? Jorch should do a dubstep/jungle remix of the merging artists. He's a master on the decks.

What was the original thinking (?) behind the submerging artists again? Wasn't it something to do with Dave wanting to lend a helping hand to others back during the recession? Worst way to do it ever.

I remember Ed Schultz used to let callers promote their businesses on his show back in the day. It was more helpful than anything Dave's ever done.

[BenutzerUnbekannt]

Hello Bellgab. Long time lurker, 2nd time poster et cetera.

I used to think gabbers were a bit harsh on George, but after listening to a couple of contrasting interviews, I reckon he deserves it:

April 1, 2015: Leon Bibi. Utter trainreck of an interview. The guest, Leon, was nervous as heck, incoherent, inarticulate and didn't seem to know his subject, yet George kept him going, telling him he was fascinating and interesting. Art would have ditched poor old Leon at the first break - he was that bad (one word answers, citing YouTube videos as evidence, and generally being a mumbling, stumbling fcuk).

April 14, 2015: Kelly Milner Halls. The guest, Kelly, was delightful to listen to - she clearly knew her stuff and could talk on a wide range of topics. She was articulate, charming and intelligent. George, however, didn't see it this way; he was downright rude and - it has to be said - nasty to her. He talked over her on a number of occasions, cut her off, and even gave her a telling off for asking a caller a follow-up question. He was hectoring, bullying and pretty damn vile.

So there we go. Maybe George doesn't like women; maybe he doesn't like being upstaged; maybe he likes his guests to be moronic.

[paladin1991]

Hello Bellgab. Long time lurker, 2nd time poster et cetera.

I used to think gabbers were a bit harsh on George, but after listening to a couple of contrasting interviews, I reckon he deserves it:

April 1, 2015: Leon Bibi. Utter trainreck of an interview. The guest, Leon, was nervous as heck, incoherent, inarticulate and didn't seem to know his subject, yet George kept him going, telling him he was fascinating and interesting. Art would have ditched poor old Leon at the first break - he was that bad (one word answers, citing YouTube videos as evidence, and generally being a mumbling, stumbling fcuk).

April 14, 2015: Kelly Milner Halls. The guest, Kelly, was delightful to listen to - she clearly knew her stuff and could talk on a wide range of topics. She was articulate, charming and intelligent. George, however, didn't see it this way; he was downright rude and - it has to be said - nasty to her. He talked over her on a number of occasions, cut her off, and even gave her a telling off for asking a caller a follow-up question. He was hectoring, bullying and pretty damn vile.

So there we go. Maybe George doesn't like women; maybe he doesn't like being upstaged; maybe he likes his guests to be moronic.

Wow.  You are pretty critical.  Are you sure that this is the forum to post such hatred?  You might feel differently if he bought you a pair of glasses.

[BenutzerUnbekannt]

Wow.  You are pretty critical.  Are you sure that this is the forum to post such hatred?  You might feel differently if he bought you a pair of glasses.

Yeah I know - just channeling my inner Dick.

[Dateline]

I think Norry must be channeling Mike Siegel with all of the decisions being made with Coast. 

If Norry, was such a nice person, he should never have mistreated certain folks and lied about them, damaging their lives forever.  I have read and heard the rumors.  A true gentleman would never have allowed such farces to occur, but sometimes in the name of fame and fortune ideals are compromised.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Guiley trying to talk about people having precognitive 9/11 dreams. Dave cuts across to say his daughter had one. 'What did she see?' asks Guiley. Highscrapers. She saw highscrapers.

-GNS

Is that like when you have a truck with ice on the windshield, and you need a scraper with a long handle to reach it?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...
I used to think gabbers were a bit harsh on George, but after listening to a couple of contrasting interviews, I reckon he deserves it:
...

Darn tootin'.   If he were just a mediocre host that would be one thing.  Taking advantage of his audience's ignorance, passing off hokum as 'education,' not knowing when to step down, and making harmful judgement about what he says and broadcasts is another.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think Norry must be channeling Mike Siegel with all of the decisions being made with Coast. 

If Norry, was such a nice person, he should never have mistreated certain folks and lied about them, damaging their lives forever.  I have read and heard the rumors.  A true gentleman would never have allowed such farces to occur, but sometimes in the name of fame and fortune ideals are compromised.

Being a 'nice guy' would include actually listening to a caller or guest.  It' rude to guests and listeners to not prepare for a show.  A nice guy wouldn't delight in searching the internet for stories of dead and injured kids and animals.  Etc, etc

George would rather do things for show, like pay for Falkies glasses and talk about setting up charities than actually be a good guy

[Jorch Einstein]

Being a 'nice guy' would include actually listening to a caller or guest.  It' rude to guests and listeners to not prepare for a show.  A nice guy wouldn't delight in searching the internet for stories of dead and injured kids and animals.  Etc, etc

George would rather do things for show, like pay for Falkies glasses and talk about setting up charities than actually be a good guy

Jorch bought Falkie glasses? Were they the plastic kind with the Groucho nose and mustache?