George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

Here now!  Premrat, from rat to another let's give someone Coast who is respectful of it.  We need someone who can cherish it, someone who is hungry, who will take it to new levels. 

This infohost has ran it into the ground this time.  Time to put the breaks on and put a new set of tires on it.  We are tired, of that Norry.  He had a run.  Give it to Schrader, give it to Syrett, give it to anyone but don't leave it with Norry.

He is taking more and more time off for his other endeavors.  Let him go, like an eagle to the wind.  He can infomercial somewhere else.  He appears to look at the audience, not as listeners with needs, but these days as something that will make him money.  At least that is the energy vibration I am feeling.  It was not always like, but the search for the almighty buck has ruined him.  Don't let it ruin Coast.  Time to turn the mike off on Norry and on for the new air talent.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Here now!  Premrat, from rat to another let's give someone Coast who is respectful of it.  We need someone who can cherish it, someone who is hungry, who will take it to new levels. 

This infohost has ran it into the ground this time.  Time to put the breaks on and put a new set of tires on it.  We are tired, of that Norry.  He had a run.  Give it to Schrader, give it to Syrett, give it to anyone but don't leave it with Norry.

He is taking more and more time off for his other endeavors.  Let him go, like an eagle to the wind.  He can infomercial somewhere else.  He appears to look at the audience, not as listeners with needs, but these days as something that will make him money.  At least that is the energy vibration I am feeling.  It was not always like, but the search for the almighty buck has ruined him.  Don't let it ruin Coast.  Time to turn the mike off on Norry and on for the new air talent.

Dave has never put anything into Coast. All he does is take from it. He uses it make money in other schemes while diluting the product and driving the audience away. He is slime ball and a fraud. If it wasn't for the time slot and people listening to stay awake, the program would be long dead. What kind of business lets an employee come in and start selling tacky shit on their time? Customers start to learn not to shop there.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thanks... Point taken.  It is a return to the 'ol fish for now...

I'm sorry.  It was a good avatar.  I didn't expect you to change it.

[WOTR]

I'm sorry.  It was a good avatar.  I didn't expect you to change it.

Yeah, but there are certain people that I do not want to be associated with or confused with... Besides, I kind of like the fish.

On the other hand, I may change my avatar to a cute orange kitten covering it's right eye.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Yeah, but there are certain people that I do not want to be associated with or confused with... Besides, I kind of like the fish.

On the other hand, I may change my avatar to a cute orange kitten covering it's right eye.

Maybe shop the fish to look like Noory? Or Tommy?

[21st Century Man]

Another week of suck on C2C with conspiracy and alternative health topics.  Last week was not so bad but all good things must come to an end.  Ok, good is carrying it a bit far.  Not so sucky things must come to an end.

GNS

[ItsOver]

We've spent 2213 pages trying to figure out what's with the Dave thing, plus addendums.

Ha!  That's still easier than trying to figure out why Dave is still gainfully employed.

[ziznak]

He's the gift that keeps on giving... doucheCHILLZ.  I know theres a thread for it but I really couldnt help it the last few days.  The paranormal dating service has me dying of laughter while at the same time feeling like I had just witnesses some horrible attrocity.  How do you do it jorch!?!? you make me laugh while at the same time I feel ashamed to even be listening.

[yumyumtree]

We're about due for the monthly visit with Joel Wallach, no?

I just checked.  William R. Forstchen is on tonight.  One of my favorite guests--fortunately I don't have to be up terribly early tomorrow.

[ziznak]

i get all giggly when jorch sounds like he's saying "foreskin."  I last about 15mins when he's on.

[PathoJen]

i get all giggly when jorch sounds like he's saying "foreskin."  I last about 15mins when he's on.

what is he really saying?

[NoMoreNoory]

We're about due for the monthly visit with Joel Wallach, no?

I just checked.  William R. Forstchen is on tonight.  One of my favorite guests--fortunately I don't have to be up terribly early tomorrow.

Yes, Wallach again tomorrow. He's been on every month since Feb. I wonder how much he's paying PremRat/Noory for the privilege of spouting his same drivel on a monthly basis. The Curse of Wallach.
And Foreskin tonight, but hold on to your hats: the whole show is given over to the 'Secure The Grid Coalition'. Dave's 'personal pilgrimage'.

Excruciating over the weekend to hear Shrader and Syrett forced to promote the paranormal dating scam. You could almost hear Good Dave fighting back the giggles. Please God Knapp won't agree to do that.

[ziznak]

when jorch says "Forstchen."  It DOES NOT sound like "Forstchen."  Totally sounds like "foreskin" to meeeee!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeah, but there are certain people that I do not want to be associated with or confused with... Besides, I kind of like the fish.

On the other hand, I may change my avatar to a cute orange kitten covering it's right eye.

It's my kitty face palm  .

[paladin1991]

i get all giggly when jorch sounds like he's saying "foreskin."  I last about 15mins when he's on.

I think that's what Dave is saying.  He's probably thinking about soup.  Again.

[Izintit?]

  I looked on youtube to see if there were any new videos of George singing(always good for a hearty laugh) but nothing yet. There was,however, George interviewing Robert Felix. Every question Fumblegums asked was asked with an accusatory point. Even Noory`s body language says "I`m not going to give my oplnion-it`s all on you."  What a wishy-washy no conviction a~hole. GNS

[akwilly]

just saw the c2c lineup for the week. Wow another alternative medicine show tomarro. This is freaking out of control. C2c shud just give up trying to do anything that Art even remotely did and just be a hippy dippy new agey piece of crap show that it is now

[Dateline]

Norry, you continue to disappoint:

1.  Hiring and endorsing PR professionals who refer to our master, Art as classless.

2.  Hawking and hacking this paranormal date monster on the beloved Coast, or loved until Midnight In the Desert begins to broadcast in July.  You are not the appropriate individual do be doing this as internet chatter continues. 

3.  The karma gods are with us, however, Art returns in July and J.B. Wells begins to broadcast a live audio and video Caravan To Midnight that may overlap Coast.  He will begin broadcasting, I believe 8:00 p.m. Pacific.  I did not subscribe yet, so I do not know if his show is two hours or three hours.

4.  You must realize, I do not  hate, I am just opining.  Just because someone does not view things as you do does not make that person a hater.  To categorize all as haters, shows a lack of critical thinking and reverse negative commenting.  I am just disappointed because I expected a higher degree of integrity and thoughtfulness.  I will not lower expectations for a catchall affect.

These are just a few reasons that I cannot continue my association with Coast, there are others, but those are the most recent.  Some will continue to listen, and you can pull dollars from them, but it will not come from under this mouse blanket.

[trostol]

in a way i am surprised but not so much that John B is changing things up..i wouldnt have minded listening to him if he didnt go for that whole pay structure of his and the fact the time to listen to him was not in a time slot that was good for me..now he is going to change to go up against some others who i do not think he has the chops to beat out

[Dateline]

The next 3 months shall be interesting to say the least.

I noticed that Norry is have a 4-hour save the grid special this evening.  Sweet dreams gabbers!  This mouse is undercover this evening zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[akwilly]

I don't hate c2c  I just think it got watered down. It can't be easy with 2 guests a night. 1 guest and open lines would work. Open lines is what made art the master. that said I don't think dave could do open lines. the show he is doing now is just straight up scripted and come on NO MORE SHOWS WITH THE FREAKING HOMEOPATH REMEDIES GUY ALREADY

[akwilly]

dave comes across like a politician that has been in office to long and has no fear of ever loosing an election. Just flat out boring b.s. coming from his mouth. I hope that in July it will up everyones game even daves.

[trostol]

be aware and careful around Sharks beating people

[NoMoreNoory]

be aware and careful around Sharks beating people

Ha! That was hilarious. 11yo Florida boy was beaten by a shark! Obviously, The Idiot meant 'bitten'. Does he correct himself? Of course not. He just vaguely adds 'bitten as well'. So his official version is that this boy was beaten and bittten.
All together now...
Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear.....

-GNS

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch sure is a shyster. After seeing his Paranormal Date pitch, I think he might want to move into used car sales. Jorch, you truly make me embarrassed to be human.

[Jorch Einstein]

Ha! That was hilarious. 11yo Florida boy was beaten by a shark! Obviously, The Idiot meant 'bitten'. Does he correct himself? Of course not. He just vaguely adds 'bitten as well'. So his official version is that this boy was beaten and bittten.
All together now...
Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear.....

-GNS

He had "beaten" on his mind because Tommy beats him off for 3 hours and they consider it show prep.

[giza2200]

"It sounds kind of farfetched, yet I can't tell you how many people have had this syndrome... the 'Old Hag Syndrome.' Apparently, there's this little old lady who comes into your room at night, sits on your chest and tries to suffocate you. You can Google her - she'll pop up. She's out there."

“Maybe an asteroid will hit or something will happen to the magnetic polar fields, ... Or maybe the guy who was making calendars ran out of paper. Who knows?”

[WOTR]

It's my kitty face palm  .

I was going to ask why it is necessary for a kitty to do a "face palm." Then I remembered where I am posting and think of all of the moments it is appropriate...

[21st Century Man]

So is Jorch sucking tonight?  I haven't been paying attention.  Got caught up reading the Art Bell thread.

[trostol]

So is Jorch sucking tonight?  I haven't been paying attention.  Got caught up reading the Art Bell thread.

he is yes..the show isnt bad actually though i am not sure it needs 4 hours

he is trying to get listeners to bombard some Congressman's email and phone lines