George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Guest said Sinclair Lewis wrote The Jungle, think he meant Upton Sinclair

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I can see why oregano would be an antiseptic.  I grow it and it is extremely strong off of the plant.  It doesn't have the lasting heat of the capsicum in peppers, but it's still hard to take the stinging heat from even four or five small half-inch long leaves.  Sometimes I start trying to choke some down when I'm not feeling well.  I figure something that strong must be doing some good.

[akwilly]

Yes, my skepticism of Dames notwithstanding, wouldn't doubt that it can indeed help.  While on the topic of natural remedies, I've found a couple cups of coffee has helped keep asthma from getting out of control when I've had minor flareups.

the best treatment for asthma I swear by is eating alligator meat

[Bleefy]

Should Jorch really be the spokesman for anything related to shaving?

[Bleefy]

My SO and I are in the process of moving out to the country. While we were painting the new house this weekend, the topic of starting an apiary came up. We've been kicking around the idea for a while.  Somehow, we decided on keeping a colony of "Jorch Noorbees".

They would always come into the house, which means that they're already fucking everything up because they're not supposed to be there. Jorch Noorbees lazily float around, then run into the walls repeatedly. They say things like "Don't you know who I am? I'm Jorch Noorbee!", and they spend a lot of time attempting to pollinate gas station turkey sandwiches. They often attack microwaves, CCrane radios playing old Art Bell reruns, and boxes of pizza rolls without provocation.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another angry caller yelling about E.coli fecal matter in Aspartame and fluoride in our water.  What a useless program.

[Bleefy]

Another angry caller yelling about E.coli fecal matter in Aspartame and fluoride in our water.  What a useless program.

...and this caller is really pissed about corn in his TicTacs.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Wonder if this food contains GMO's...


Pizza Freaks Unite

[Nick el Ass]

Should Jorch really be the spokesman for anything related to shaving?

Not after accidentally cutting his stache off, but I can see them giving Dave a razor that is like the scissors that they used to give little kids in school so they won't hurt themselves.

[21st Century Man]

I'd like to see George go on one of these ghosthunting shows and shit in his pants.  Someone get ahold of Zak Bagans and pitch the proposal.

[zeebo]

My SO and I are in the process of moving out to the country. While we were painting the new house this weekend, the topic of starting an apiary came up. We've been kicking around the idea for a while.  Somehow, we decided on keeping a colony of "Jorch Noorbees".

They would always come into the house, which means that they're already fucking everything up because they're not supposed to be there. Jorch Noorbees lazily float around, then run into the walls repeatedly. They say things like "Don't you know who I am? I'm Jorch Noorbee!", and they spend a lot of time attempting to pollinate gas station turkey sandwiches. They often attack microwaves, CCrane radios playing old Art Bell reruns, and boxes of pizza rolls without provocation.

And yet even with all their erratic bumbling around, and noisy squawking of their "How are yeeeww!" call, they still think they're some kind of Nighthawk.

[Morgus]

Noory just gave a quick preview of what to expect on his April Fool's Day show tomorrow night:
the first interview with a 3-headed person...

[21st Century Man]

Noory just gave a quick preview of what to expect on his April Fool's Day show tomorrow night:
the first interview with a 3-headed person...

George needs another head. Maybe that one would conduct a decent interview.  Alas the only extra head he'll get will come from Tommy.

[Juan]

Today is the anniversary of sNoory's on-air firing of LMH. George Noory sucks.

[nooryisawesome]

Today is the anniversary of sNoory's on-air firing of LMH. George Noory sucks.

Maybe the George Noory experience is one really really long April Fools joke. I keep expecting a Premier Executive to come on the air every April 1st and say George Noory has been one long April Fools joke.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Maybe the George Noory experience is one really really long April Fools joke. I keep expecting a Premier Executive to come on the air every April 1st and say George Noory has been one long April Fools joke.

Or, all this time you've really just been experiencing one of the nightmares they were talking about last night.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory just gave a quick preview of what to expect on his April Fool's Day show tomorrow night:
the first interview with a 3-headed person...

Ugh!

[Izintit?]

Noory just gave a quick preview of what to expect on his April Fool's Day show tomorrow night:
the first interview with a 3-headed person...

July can`t get here soon enough.

[Who]

Coast Insiders Gallery

Meet the two newest members of the Coast Insiders Club, Skyler and Angus.  They especially appreciate the medical advice from Coast's resident veterinarian.  Their dream is to perform onstage with George Noory at one of his "big events."  Brilliant in their own right, Skyler and Angus are typical of the fans who call in since George became the regular host.


Laughing Idiots

[Morgus]

Its confirmed on the c2cam website now for tonight's April Fools day show:
In the first hour, George interviews the world's only living three-headed human. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Its confirmed on the c2cam website now for tonight's April Fools day show:
In the first hour, George interviews the world's only living three-headed human. 

To get the complete Noory April Fool's experience, I imagine George will voice all three heads.  Either that or maybe we'll get a Joshua Warren/Lionel Fanthorpe/Howard Bloom monster.

[Rico999]

Noory just gave a quick preview of what to expect on his April Fool's Day show tomorrow night:
the first interview with a 3-headed person...

Ya know, I think that in the past, George has been seriously pranked on April Fool's Day.  I can just see the office goof off (an older reporter who no one can screw with) walking up to big shot 25 year old news editor Dave and cutting off his tie -- and Dave having to take in good humor because it's April 1.   I'm sure that in the Navy he really caught hell from those under and his superiors too -- and for years,  Dave's been gritting his teeth and waiting to get even.   

Now that he's the big boss, he thinks he can get away with anything, but he's too dumb to do anything really clever -- or fiendish.   I'm sure that Tommy gets the whoopee cushion treatment or something like it every year....

[Jorch Einstein]

I saw Lionel Fanthorpe on a tv show called Forbidden History the other day, about Tesla, and Fanthorpe was wearing leather pants with his priest get-up.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch is the most eloquent, intelligent, fascinating radio show host ever!!!!!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[albrecht]

Norry threw a change-up last night:
"Whhat would you say is the most Draaamatic part of your work?"

Not a "how do you do what you do?" or a "you are passionate about this err, how did you start doing what you do" and not even a "what is the best part of your errr work" but "DRAMATIC" part of work?

This said to a lawyer, who are known for dramas I guess if Perry Mason (great show) is your only concept of lawyers and their work. And talking about GMO foods (was Norry hoping about some odd gigantism claim- like a Hulk being made from eating it?)
-GNS

[yumyumtree]

Guest said Sinclair Lewis wrote The Jungle, think he meant Upton Sinclair

Nice catch.  Of course he meant Upton Sinclair.

[yumyumtree]

Should Jorch really be the spokesman for anything related to shaving?

I've said it before--all these shaving ads put me in mind of the Butter shave episode of Seinfeld.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Norry threw a change-up last night:
"Whhat would you say is the most Draaamatic part of your work?"

Not a "how do you do what you do?" or a "you are passionate about this err, how did you start doing what you do" and not even a "what is the best part of your errr work" but "DRAMATIC" part of work?

This said to a lawyer, who are known for dramas I guess if Perry Mason (great show) is your only concept of lawyers and their work. And talking about GMO foods (was Norry hoping about some odd gigantism claim- like a Hulk being made from eating it?)
-GNS

I read your Noory quote like Dracula.  Maybe Noory should switch his brand to total crazy and say things like Whhat would you say is the most Draaaculatic part of your work?  Howoooo!  Ow Ow Owoooo!

Nah, never mind.  I was thinking of Count Floyd again.

[popple]

Noory just gave a quick preview of what to expect on his April Fool's Day show tomorrow night:
the first interview with a 3-headed person...

Was it three people that got hit by a choo choo train and had their heads sewn onto the same body for survival?

[ShayP]

I saw Lionel Fanthorpe on a tv show called Forbidden History the other day, about Tesla, and Fanthorpe was wearing leather pants with his priest get-up.

Sounds very metal....in a Judas Priest kinda way.