George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

This is like listening to two old drunks in a barbershop discussing world events -- and sometimes the conversation even drifts into outer space.

LOL.  The sad part is Hellyer is 91 and puts George to shame.  If George lives to be 91, he will undoubtedly be in a nursing home drooling on his pajamas and babbling incoherently the same phrases over and over.  "Those evil haters can eat rats!  Something's going to happen soon.    Tommy, that was amazing.  Where's my tumorech?  Mommy, I pooped my pants again. "

[Nick el Ass]

Talk of guinea pigs next hour.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think Noory is adding more commercial spots tonight -- the bit where he usually comes back for a couple minutes before the floating break.  My local CKNW usually blocks out all his ads but those extras are getting through tonight.

[Major Ed Damien]

LOL.  The sad part is Hellyer is 91 and puts George to shame.  If George lives to be 91, he will undoubtedly be in a nursing home drooling on his pajamas and babbling incoherently the same phrases over and over.  "Those evil haters can eat rats!  Something's going to happen soon.    Tommy, that was amazing.  Where's my tumorech?  Mommy, I pooped my pants again. "

Hahahahaha

Georgia hilarity checking in.

[Major Ed Damien]

This 91-year-old former Canadian government official gassing about "the New World Order" needs to be worrying more about his new weird odors.

"Gramps, did you just make another doody from those creamed carrots?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just said "the cabal" must be "bored with their own life (sic)."

Right.  They all have only one life.

It's "bored with their own lives" you illiterate fucktard.

[21st Century Man]

This 91-year-old former Canadian government official gassing about "the New World Order" needs to be worrying more about his new weird odors.

"Gramps, did you just make another doody from those creamed carrots?"

Happy to contribute my little bit.  You've really been on a roll. I skipped the shows the past weekend. Syrett bores the shit out of me.  I wasn't planning on checking in tonight but I came in late from a movie and decided to sit a spell.

[OdawgHI]

Last caller was funny he called out jorch for pronouncing a callers town Placerville "place-er-vill" it is "plass-er-vill" the caller then butchered the word cabal. Maybe he was doing a ca-bell gab
shoutout.

(Placerville is a small town in Northern California I think he mispronounced it on Friday)

[Nick el Ass]

The caller said he pulled something out of his butt, hahaha. Then Jorch answered the last question for his guest like the moron he is... and is in a hurry to get to commercial.

[coaster]

Noory said something earlier along the lines of "the cabal doesn't want peace". He then recently told a caller the cabal was the ultra-rich and said "we know who they are". So when I think "ultra-rich", people like Buffett, Zuckerburg and Gates come to mind. I assume they fall into the crowd Noory was taking about. These guys are pretty serious about their philanthropy and all have promised to give at least half their wealth to charity. Snorch may also want to look into Gates' water, sanitation & hygiene program. I highly doubt these men would appreciate his stupid-ass remarks. Keep on slanderin', Noory. You damned mouthbreather.

[Major Ed Damien]

Happy to contribute my little bit.  You've really been on a roll. I skipped the shows the past weekend. Syrett bores the shit out of me.  I wasn't planning on checking in tonight but I came in late from a movie and decided to sit a spell.

Thanks.  I'm celebrating.  I just found out today my first novel is going to be published in Russia.  Isn't that nuts?  My literary agents in New York are hoping it will cause a stir there and then later on re-enter the United States -- like an illegal alien.

They are writing up the contracts this week, and I will get a few thousand dollars advance money.  It's a hardback too.

[Major Ed Damien]

Last caller was funny he called out jorch for pronouncing a callers town Placerville "place-er-vill" it is "plass-er-villeer" the caller then butchered the word cabal. Maybe he was doing a ca-bell gab
shoutout.

(Placerville is a small town in Northern California I think he mispronounced it on Friday)

Isn't that the one they used to call "Hangtown" back during the Gold Rush because of all the . . . guess what?

The town officially changed the name at some point.

[21st Century Man]

Last caller was funny he called out jorch for pronouncing a callers town Placerville "place-er-vill" it is "plass-er-villeer" the caller then butchered the word cabal. Maybe he was doing a ca-bell gab
shoutout.

(Placerville is a small town in Northern California I think he mispronounced it on Friday)

He's only a step away from saying "place-evil."  I'm sure he will make that mistake the next time with the added questions.  "Caller, why do you live in an evil place?  Are you one of those haterz?  Do the rats give you ingidestion?  Tommy, how did this hater get through?" Poor caller will never get a chance to respond and will end up joining us on bellgab.

[OdawgHI]

Yup, placerville used to be called hangtown.

[Major Ed Damien]

He's only a step away from saying "place-evil."  I'm sure he will make that mistake the next time with the added questions.  "Caller, why do you live in an evil place?  Are you one of those haterz?  Do the rats give you ingidestion?  Tommy, how did this hater get through?" Poor caller will never get a chance to respond and will end up joining us on bellgab.

Well, he'll be welcome here to hate some more -- along with all the guests.  Has anybody noticed how many are now regularly viewing this page?

It's driveen Jorch nuts.  Probably half of 'em work for Jorch.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yup, placerville used to be called hangtown.

What an evil place.

[Major Ed Damien]

What an evil place.

Yeah, but they invented The Hangtown Fry -- a great omelet with bacon and oysters and lots of other things.

The legend goes that a prospector struck it rich and went into a local hotel's restaurant to ask for the most expensive thing they could cook.

Eggs, oysters, and bacon were luxuries -- so he wanted all that in his meal.  The result is now called "The Hangtown Fry," and the best place to get it now is a joint in San Francisco.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch and Tommy went to the Alamo, and now I have to ask if these guys ever go anywhere without the other?

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch and Tommy went to the Alamo, and now I have to ask if these two ever go anywhere without the other?

George is such a tightwad, and Tommy hates Motel 6.  He once wished aloud for a Motel 69, but George said it sounded expensive.

[OdawgHI]

The Carnivora add is now touting Reagan lived 19 years after using carnivora (in 1985). It seems he was pretty gone by 7-8 years after using the carnivora miracle. I think they changed the add because anyone over 40 or so remembers Reagan was pretty senile soon after office. 

"By 1992, the signs of Reagan's illness were impossible to ignore. At the conclusion of a medical exam in September, as the New York Times would later report, Reagan looked up at his doctor of many years with an utterly blank face and said, "What am I supposed to do next?" This time, the doctor knew that something was very wrong."
Read more at http://www.beliefnet.com/Health/2004/06/Does-He-Remember-Being-President.aspx#TgQ1pW1jz1ZjLmaT.99"

[goldendeal]

OK,, ready for the next guest....

[Nick el Ass]

George is such a tightwad, and Tommy hates Motel 6.  He once wished aloud for a Motel 69, but George said it sounded expensive.

Maybe if Tommy doesn't go he is afraid the cash cow will die from some misadventure involving pizza rolls, and prostitutes in a seedy hotel... or Motel 6 where Tom Bodett will leave the microwave light on for them.

[OdawgHI]

Jorch and Tommy went to the Alamo, and now I have to ask if these guys ever go anywhere without the other?

Jorch sounded like he had a past life regression and was at the actual Alamo at the time of the battle (because he visited). I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that he does not know shit about the actual Alamo battle.

[Major Ed Damien]

The Carnivora add is now touting Reagan lived 19 years after using carnivora (in 1985). It seems he was pretty gone by 7-8 years after using the carnivora miracle. I think they changed the add because anyone over 40 or so remembers Reagan was pretty senile soon after office. 

"By 1992, the signs of Reagan's illness were impossible to ignore. At the conclusion of a medical exam in September, as the New York Times would later report, Reagan looked up at his doctor of many years with an utterly blank face and said, "What am I supposed to do next?" This time, the doctor knew that something was very wrong."
Read more at http://www.beliefnet.com/Health/2004/06/Does-He-Remember-Being-President.aspx#TgQ1pW1jz1ZjLmaT.99"

How in the hell did they come up with such an awful-sounding name for a health supplement?

"Carnivora."

It sounds like a nicotine patch for recovering cannibals.  The shit releases doses of concentrated human tissue into their bloodstreams so they can kick the awful habit.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch sounded like he had a past life regression and was at the actual Alamo at the time of the battle (because he visited). I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that he does not know shit about the actual Alamo battle.

All he knows about events are the movies based off of them.

[goldendeal]

Happy to contribute my little bit.  You've really been on a roll. I skipped the shows the past weekend. Syrett bores the shit out of me.  I wasn't planning on checking in tonight but I came in late from a movie and decided to sit a spell.

I agree with  you on Syrett, I can't get past the fact he sounds like this guy...

[21st Century Man]

Thanks.  I'm celebrating.  I just found out today my first novel is going to be published in Russia.  Isn't that nuts?  My literary agents in New York are hoping it will cause a stir there and then later on re-enter the United States -- like an illegal alien.

They are writing up the contracts this week, and I will get a few thousand dollars advance money.  It's a hardback too.

Wow!  How cool is that?  Congratulations!  I bet that will get your foot through the door here in the States.  What's the book about?

[pate]

Heh, Frumus Umphen Wine...


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[21st Century Man]

Jorch sounded like he had a past life regression and was at the actual Alamo at the time of the battle (because he visited). I am willing to bet dollars to donuts that he does not know shit about the actual Alamo battle.

If George was defending the Alamo, it's no wonder that almost everyone died.

[Major Ed Damien]

If George was defending the Alamo, it's no wonder that almost everyone died.

He was known as "Davie Crackpot," 21st.

But instead of wearing a coonskin cap he wore the dead animal you see up there on his head today.