George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Paola, what got you going in Ufology?"

Paola:  "I got so horny, and aliens were the only things that would touch me."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Paola, are you glad you went down this path?"


Tommy held that cue card up in the window of the studio.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'll be damned.

Paola says aliens don't use gas nor oil.

She's like a sci-fi voice from the 1950's.

[goldendeal]

Fart maker, show taker
I’ve been told about you
Forum poster, midnight trollers
What they’ve been saying about you must be true
The whole shows drama
  Your news of kids in trauma
Jorch, times come to pay your dues

Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a son of a bitch

Jorch  talkin  his jivey, on open lines Friday
You aint gonna talk about your schwing to me..
Jorch the man taker, born a wanker
Your prostate so bloated you can't pee
Show rot drama
Got us in a comma,
  Jorch, times come to pay your dues

Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch


http://youtu.be/jEG0-3xlAkg

[21st Century Man]

I also see Leo DiCaprio's dad is also going to be a guest of honor at the Conscious Life Expo.



He looks like somebody to trust!   Noory and this guy should get along great.  Noory can talk about how he's buds with DiCaprio's dad next week.

[Major Ed Damien]

Paola first went looking for aliens on Match.com.

[21st Century Man]

Fart maker, show taker
I’ve been told about you
Forum poster, midnight trollers
What they’ve been saying about you must be true
The whole shows drama
  Your news of kids in trauma
Jorch, times come to pay your dues

Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a son of a bitch

Jorch  talkin  his jivey, on open lines Friday
You aint gonna talk about your schwing to me..
Jorch the man taker, born a wanker
Your prostate so bloated you can't pee
Show rot drama
Got us in a comma,
  Jorch, times come to pay your dues

Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a son of a bitch
Now we’re lissinin to a
A son of a bitch


http://youtu.be/jEG0-3xlAkg

5 stars

[Major Ed Damien]

I also see Leo DiCaprio's dad is also going to be a guest of honor at the Conscious Life Expo.



He looks like somebody to trust!   Noory and this guy should get along great.  Noory can talk about how he's buds with DiCaprio's dad next week.

My god, if the devil and an owner of a funeral home had a baby, it would look like that.

[Rico999]

George has a featured slot this weekend at the Conscious Life Expo here in LA.   He's going to host something called the "Noory Science Forum."  Noory and Science.  Man, that's just wonderful, isn't it?  If there's anyone in talk radio that appears to know LESS about what science is than George, I don't know who they are.  But this is what hosting a show like Coast will get you.....

Here's the blurb for his big event:

What might have seemed 'unreal' or 'impossible' to previous generations and previous evolutionary ages, has often become possible, and even commonplace, at our current evolutionary level. Some of what might have been perceived as 'supernatural' in the past now seems quite ordinary and natural. 
In this debut Noory Science Forum, George and his panel of experts and visionaries explore the edge of the known, the boundary between science and metascience, physics and metaphysics. Where does the boundry lie,  what we've all agreed to call modern science....and what lies just on the other side? Join our esteemed guests as we explore the edges of reality.

[Major Ed Damien]

Join our esteemed guests as we explore the edges of reality.

I think these guests have had their hedges of reality trimmed a little too closely by the facility's landscapers.

[PB the Deplorable]

Georgie has came up with something that will have us falling out of our chairs!
Says it will be traumatic
   That's dramatic you down syndrome fucktard
But in your case you are probably right

Fox To Introduce New Show Tommy

February 5, 2015

Sherman Oaks (AP) - The Fox Television Network has announced a new Reality TV sitcom tentatively called ‘Tommy’ as part of their sprig replacement lineup.  The program will show candid clips from the home and studio of Tom 'Tommy' Danheiser, a Producer for the highly rated long running late night syndicated radio program ‘Coast to Coast AM With George Noory’.  Noory is also a main character and is expected to make frequent appearances on the show.

This modern Odd Couple story will feature two poorly aging bachelors living and seeking fame in the greater Los Angeles area where youth and vigor are highly desired commodities.  Danheiser is George’s slovenly right-hand-man, whose dreams of hosting his own show have slowly faded.  Noory is the boss, a somewhat buffoonish yet egotistical huckster whose skills and qualifications to host a radio show are not readily apparent.

The two men are friends and frequently go out on the town together, albeit with an undertone of wariness.  George frequently teases Danheiser and treats him more as an underling than as a companion, and Danheiser often displays a barely contained contempt for his boss.

In the first episode, the two friends fight over Danheiser’s new girlfriend, and George ends up returning to the home he keeps in St Louis until the two men reconcile.  This is expected to be a recurring theme on the program.

[sydtron]

Fox To Introduce New Show Tommy

February 5, 2015

Sherman Oaks (AP) - The Fox Television Network has announced a new Reality TV sitcom tentatively called ‘Tommy’ as part of their sprig replacement lineup.  The program will show candid clips from the home and studio of Tom 'Tommy' Danheiser, a Producer for the highly rated long running late night syndicated radio program ‘Coast to Coast AM With George Noory’.  Noory is also a main character and is expected to make frequent appearances on the show.

This modern Odd Couple story will feature two poorly aging bachelors living and seeking fame in the greater Los Angeles area where youth and vigor are highly desired commodities.  Danheiser is George’s slovenly right-hand-man, whose dreams of hosting his own show have slowly faded.  Noory is the boss, a somewhat buffoonish yet egotistical huckster whose skills and qualifications to host a radio show are not readily apparent.

The two men are friends and frequently go out on the town together, albeit with an undertone of wariness.  George frequently teases Danheiser and treats him more as an underling than as a companion, and Danheiser often displays a barely contained contempt for his boss.

In the first episode, the two friends fight over Danheiser’s new girlfriend, and George ends up returning to the home he keeps in St Louis until the two men reconcile.  This is expected to be a recurring theme on the program.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
Must see t.v.  !!!

[21st Century Man]

Fox To Introduce New Show Tommy

February 5, 2015

Sherman Oaks (AP) - The Fox Television Network has announced a new Reality TV sitcom tentatively called ‘Tommy’ as part of their sprig replacement lineup.  The program will show candid clips from the home and studio of Tom 'Tommy' Danheiser, a Producer for the highly rated long running late night syndicated radio program ‘Coast to Coast AM With George Noory’.  Noory is also a main character and is expected to make frequent appearances on the show.

This modern Odd Couple story will feature two poorly aging bachelors living and seeking fame in the greater Los Angeles area where youth and vigor are highly desired commodities.  Danheiser is George’s slovenly right-hand-man, whose dreams of hosting his own show have slowly faded.  Noory is the boss, a somewhat buffoonish yet egotistical huckster whose skills and qualifications to host a radio show are not readily apparent.

The two men are friends and frequently go out on the town together, albeit with an undertone of wariness.  George frequently teases Danheiser and treats him more as an underling than as a companion, and Danheiser often displays a barely contained contempt for his boss.

In the first episode, the two friends fight over Danheiser’s new girlfriend, and George ends up returning to the home he keeps in St Louis until the two men reconcile.  This is expected to be a recurring theme on the program.

They can use the Who's song as the theme.


The Who - Tommy, Can You Hear Me?

[Major Ed Damien]

My god, these callers certainly have a lot invested in visits from alien space men.

And look at what the poor things have got to humor them along on the radio . . . a pure-bred moron.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So now Sean David Morton is calling himself doctor?  I guess he'll be back quacking on Coast sometime soon.

http://www.aquarianradio.com/2014/09/12/sean-david-morton-bio/

Sean graduated from USC in 4 years with a BFA in Performing Arts and a BA in Political Science. He was also only a semester shy from full BS degrees in Astronomy and Organic Chemistry.

WTF?  He nearly completed a four year program in fine arts, a four year program in political science, a four year program in physics, and a four year program in chemistry, all in four years?  Why did he chose to graduate in the most useless of the four?

In 2005 Sean received his PhD. doctorate in Therapeutic Psychology from the International Institute of Health and Spiritual Sciences in Montreal, Canada.

Again WTF?  I guarantee that isn't an accredited institution in Canada.  It sounds more like something that would operate out of the warehouse district.

[Major Ed Damien]

http://www.aquarianradio.com/2014/09/12/sean-david-morton-bio/

WTF?  He nearly completed a four year program in fine arts, a four year program in physics, and a four year program in chemistry, all in four years?  Why did he chose to graduate in the most useless of the three?

Again WTF?  I guarantee that isn't an accredited institution in Canada.  It sounds more like something that would operate out of the warehouse district.

GFP, pissing all over a Ufologist's credentials is a good way to get abducted.

Do you really want your anus full of strange machinery?

[Major Ed Damien]

George just wished he and Paola had a time machine so that they could visit now-dead Ufologists.

My son used to say stuff like that . . . back when he was around six.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just referred to "Noah's flood."

Noah did it?

Well, I'll be damned.  I always had the story backward.

[goldendeal]

Jorch " what happened ...bib-lick-ly"

[Major Ed Damien]

If Jorch could just think about all those babies getting drowned in the Flood, he wouldn't have to take Viagra any more.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch just regurgitated his "Noah-collected-DNA-of-the-animals" theory.

Of course, he left out his fantasy of milking hot lion jism.

[21st Century Man]

"So into Noah we go."
Good grief, George.  You're sick with your fantasies about you,Tommy and Noah.  I think God should smite you.

[21st Century Man]

Mark, George loves straddling fences when he's not straddling Tommy.

[Morgus]

Noory said he hated the recent "Noah" movie starring Russell Crow.
He couldn't handle how different it was compared to the bible stories he heard as a little kid?

[Major Ed Damien]

Noory said he hated the recent "Noah" movie starring Russell Crow.
He couldn't handle how different it was compared to the bible stories he heard as a little kid?

Jorch was mentioned in the "Torah Code," where he is identified as a film critic.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory said he hated the recent "Noah" movie starring Russell Crow.
He couldn't handle how different it was compared to the bible stories he heard as a little kid?

Pretty sure he copied and pasted his opinion from Fox news.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

GFP, pissing all over a Ufologist's credentials is a good way to get abducted.

Do you really want your anus full of strange machinery?

Hey now... Some of us pay extra for that.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

GFP, pissing all over a Ufologist's credentials is a good way to get abducted.

Do you really want your anus full of strange machinery?

An excerpt from Dr. Morton's PhD. alma mater, program description:

IV. Pastoral Studies in Therapeutic Counselling and Interfaith Ministry

Instruction in the forms and ethics of therapeutic counselling; intuitive and psychic message bearing; gifts of the spirit; public speaking; conducting interfaith and religious services of worship; performance of rites and ceremonies in various types of religious traditions; weddings; spiritual-unions; ministering to the sick, to the dying; funerals, the ethics and the ministration of spiritual & psychic healing; spiritual music as therapy; ministering to the bereaved; organizing & administering religious associations, groups & centres; a clergy-person’s code of ethics and professional life; ecumenical & interfaith relations; community service.

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But you can bypass most of the work with sufficient life experience and $40 per credit.

http://www.iiihs.org/ICSPS_2.html

[Major Ed Damien]

Vermont Teddy Bears is about to come out with a "George Noory Teddy Bear."

Not only does it wear a black wig and a dyed mustache -- but it also wears an actual teddy with fishnet stockings and a garter belt.

[Major Ed Damien]

An excerpt from Dr. Morton's PhD. alma mater, program description:
http://www.iiihs.org/ICSPS_2.html

Funny, I didn't see faith healing in the course of study.