George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[goldendeal]

Here is some good news for you:

Next week, Jorch is going to interview -- in his words, "the New Orleans black child" -- who once confronted him on Bourbon Street.  He is now 42 years old, and Jorch wants to do the interview in conjunction with Black History Month. 

This comes after Jorch's well-received interview last night with Louis Gossett Jr. who was persuaded to do his "Alien Mine" noises several times.

You're going to get to hear:

1.  Jorch's impersonation of the young New Orleans black child again while he introduces the now-man.

2.  Jorch attempting to do Lou Gosset Jr.'s alien gargle while interviewing the New Orleans resident who spoke to him in 1983.

3.  The Numbers Lady making a surprise appearance and explaining the significance of the five dollars the little boy hustled from Jorch.

4.  Jorch repeating at least twice, "This is amazeen . . . I can't believe you're a middle-aged black man now . . . unbelievable . . . have you ever been arrested?"

5.  Jorch asking for his five dollars back.

And unbeknownst to his listeners Jorch decides to do the interview in black face so he can put himself in the black child’s shoes.

[albrecht]

And unbeknownst to his listeners Jorch decides to do the interview in black face so he can put himself in the black child’s shoes.

Oh "Jeez" will he now be playing 'Mammy' for a bumper?? Well, at least better than emerging artists. He had a good voice and some catchy songs. Old man Burns still listens to them on a Victrola in his mansion I suspect. And, let's face it, blackface is funny (just ask Ted Danson or some frat guy!)

[goldendeal]

Oh "Jeez" will he now be playing 'Mammy' for a bumper?? Well, at least better than emerging artists. He had a good voice and some catchy songs. Old man Burns still listens to them on a Victrola in his mansion I suspect. And, let's face it, blackface is funny (just ask Ted Danson or some frat guy!)

Tonight’s bumper music,,, courtesy of Jorch Snoory


http://youtu.be/T6nU-h3pLQU

[albrecht]

Tonight’s bumper music,,, courtesy of Jorch Snoory


http://youtu.be/T6nU-h3pLQU

Actually Scatman and especially the earlier guys like Mantan Moreland etc were badasses. Unfortunately known only to most only in Charlie Chan movies and such like. (I like CC movies, don't get me wrong, but Mantan was WAAAY under appreciated as an actor and comedian. Yeah, they played 'roles' but don't we friggin all at some point? For their time they did it well and were good. And, unknowingly to Hollywood preserved a bit of original humor from the "darkies") Sure later guys made big but those guys I still like better than even Dolomite or Pryor or, maybe Redd Foxx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bIyMBSx5Qo

[goldendeal]

Actually Scatman and especially the earlier guys like Mantan Moreland etc were badasses. Unfortunately known only to most only in Charlie Chan movies and such like. (I like CC movies, don't get me wrong, but Mantan was WAAAY under appreciated as an actor and comedian. Yeah, they played 'roles' but don't we friggin all at some point? For their time they did it well and were good. And, unknowingly to Hollywood preserved a bit of original humor from the "darkies") Sure later guys made big but those guys I still like better than even Dolomite or Pryor or, maybe Redd Foxx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bIyMBSx5Qo

Well, ya know, it’s not really entertainment unless a little soft shoe is thrown in there.


http://youtu.be/A6dXrm1YjBE

[21st Century Man]

Oh "Jeez" will he now be playing 'Mammy' for a bumper?? Well, at least better than emerging artists. He had a good voice and some catchy songs. Old man Burns still listens to them on a Victrola in his mansion I suspect. And, let's face it, blackface is funny (just ask Ted Danson or some frat guy!)

Hell.  I'll take Jolson over half the shit Noory plays for Bumpers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrdOoMobEdA#

[goldendeal]

I said hello, Linda,
This is Jorch ,  Linda
It's so nice to have you back on Coast where you belong
You're soundin' swell, Linda
I can tell, Linda
You're still borin'
You're still crowin'
You're on the 4th hour  and still  goin' strong
I feel that cow swayin'
While the aliens are playin'
One of your old favorite mutilation stories from way back when
So take a wrap, Linda
Find my lap, Linda
Linda never go away again

http://youtu.be/l7N2wssse14?list=RDl7N2wssse14

[Major Ed Damien]

Wasn't it completely off-the-wall the way Jorch was idiotically vamping the way he says his "ing" words during last week's little meltdown over this "chat room."

"Nutheen makes them happy.  Nuth . . . eeen."

"Nuth . . . eeen."

Jorch divided it up like that in his weird doofus dialect as he lost his mind.  It was like he was rubbing it into his own face for some reason.

That was his most hilarious moment as the moronic foil of this site's wall-to-wall ridicule.

Jorch, I'm a psy-ops expert, and before it's all over, I'll have you on the air behaving as nutty as a hot, steaming pile of California squirrel shit in an almond ranch.

You'll be ready for a rubber room and a pair of diapers by the end of your last flame-out. 

The men in the white coats will be chasing you with a human-sized butterfly net on the streets of Los Angeles before too long.

Somebody will find your wig on the sidewalk and think it's a dead rodent.

Bwa-hahahahahaha.

[sydtron]

Miricle children. Alex Jones.   Oh its gonna be a chlassick

[Major Ed Damien]

Oh, boy, the P.T. Barnum of Paranoia, Alex Jones is now slobbering all over the phone.

Way to lift the show's image, Jorch.

[Major Ed Damien]

Ask the fat fucker about the Sandy Hook "false flag" massacre, Jorch.

Crap on those dead kids all over again.

[PB the Deplorable]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a ruined show.
Thirty million listeners,
Most of whom have blown.
Tommy is a doofus fat-faced man,
George Noory is a bore,
So tune in to this Nooron fest,
For a four hour snore,
... A four hour chore,

The critics started getting rough,
The dumb-ass host was lost,
If not for a foolish PremRad boss,
George Noory would be tossed.
... George's job would be lost.

The show's off track, pres-ent-ly, it needs a change of host.
... From George Noor-ee,
(And Tommy D),
A million gaffes... and half-truths.
Great_stuff_to_shill.
We need our rest, we'll dump the guest.
Next up on George's Coast.

So this is the tale of the ruined show,
He's here for a long long time.
We'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The show host and producer too,
Have done their very best,
To make the show un-listenable,
We never get a rest.
No class, no clue, no smarts at all,
Not a single thought to add,
Like being with two total tards,
It's Noorific and just sad.
So join us here each night my friends,
You're sure to hate the host,
With these two ferkin' idiots,
They've really screwed up Coast.

[nextgen.fm]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a ruined show.
Thirty million listeners,
Most of them have blown.
Tommy is a doofus fat-faced man,
George Noory is a bore,
So tune in to this Nooron fest,
For a four hour snore,
... A four hour chore,

The critics started getting rough,
The dumb-ass host was lost,
If not for the foolish PremRad boss,
George Noory would be tossed.
... George's job would be lost.

The show's off track, pres-ent-ly, it needs a change of host.
... From George Noor-ee,
(And Tommy Dee),
A million gaffes... and half-truths.
Great_stuff_to_shill.
We need our rest, we'll dump the guest.
Next up on George's Coast.

So this is the tale of the ruined show,
He's here for a long long time.
We'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The show host and producer too,
Have done their very best,
To make the show un-listenable,
We never get a rest.
No class, no clue, no smarts at all,
Not a single thought to add,
Like being with two total tards,
It's Noorific and just sad.
So join us here each night my friends,
You're sure to hate the host,
With these two ferkin' idiots,
They've really screwed up Coast.

laughed my ass off and sang in my head perfectly to gilligans island matched up exquistely


bless you sir, bless you...lmao

[Major Ed Damien]

"Have you taken a peek of (sic) these slides, Paola?"



Listen to his fucked-up syntax.

A four-year-old, yes.

A national radio talk show host . . . how?

[sydtron]

THIS^^^^^^^
Now can you sing it to the tune of Stairway to Heaven??

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "I have never, ever found them to be liars or (sic) scammers."


If Jorch Noory tells you they're not liars nor scammers, then they just stole your pants and your identity.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch has got a "traumatic" (sic) surprise in store for Coast insiders.

He's going to put up a video of himself rubbing a Vermont Teddy Bear all over his ugly hairy body.

[narcissist noory]

Georgie has came up with something that will have us falling out of our chairs!
Says it will be traumatic
   That's dramatic you down syndrome fucktard
But in your case you are probably right

[Bellathor]

Jorch has got a "dramatic" surprise in store for Coast insiders.

He's going to put up a video of himself rubbing a Vermont Teddy Bear all over his ugly hairy body.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch actually made that guy do a reverse facial.

[Dave Noorie]

Gee George trying to one up Arts return in a few months with a traumatic surprised?

[Major Ed Damien]

This Paola woman really wants a little alien in her cooch something awful.


Jorch will probe you, lady.

He can use a hot pizza roll as a Ben Wa ball now.

[Major Ed Damien]

Whoa, now Paola wants a 15-foot alien to play with.

Slow down, girl.  Save that snapper for a human being some day.

[Major Ed Damien]

Norry may have a one-hundred percent human hair wig, but he has failed miserably in being nice to folks.

He uses a Dust Buster on that wig.

[Major Ed Damien]

This Paola woman is like a poor man's Linda Moulton Howe.

She's certainly got a lot more emotion then the near-cadaverous-acting Linda.

[21st Century Man]

 I didn't know Jim Carrey was writing books with Don Schmitt, Paola?  Next you'll be saying Tom Carey cowrote a book with Mike Schmidt about Mike's career with the Phillies.

[UFQuack]

They ought to break up this cult before they drink the suicide punch:

http://www.consciouslifeexpo.com/welcome.html

(see the pictures in the 'Speakers at the 2015 Expo', Jorch's pic is among them, third row second column)

[21st Century Man]

They ought to break up this cult before they drink the suicide punch:

http://www.consciouslifeexpo.com/welcome.html

(see the pictures in the 'Speakers at the 2015 Expo', Jorch's pic is among them, third row second column)

So now Sean David Morton is calling himself doctor?  I guess he'll be back quacking on Coast sometime soon.

[Major Ed Damien]

They ought to break up this cult before they drink the suicide punch:

http://www.consciouslifeexpo.com/welcome.html

(see the pictures in the 'Speakers at the 2015 Expo', Jorch's pic is among them, third row second column)

Wow.  What a nut-ward of freaks and medicated-looking geeks.

Some of the eyes in those photos follow you around the room.

Eeeeesh.

I notice Jorch's claashic picture of himself in carbon-black wig and 'stache mode.

That's how Saddam looked in his high school yearbook photo.

[Major Ed Damien]

Paola is to investigating what Jorch is to the English language.