George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Tonight's show


Afterlife Communications/ Social Psychology
Thu 01-15

First Half: Known as “Dr. Love” through her website AskDrLove.com â€" the web's first and immensely popular relationship advice site since 1995 â€" Dr. Jamie Turndorf talks about how to reconnect with deceased loved ones.

2nd Half: Social psychologist Prof. Timothy D. Wilson has investigated unconscious processing and happiness, and will discuss why many of the multimillion dollar approaches in the self-help industries as well as some social programs not only don't help, but produce outcomes which are the opposite of what they claim to fix.


Calling Dr. Love


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDTE8DpkKE4


This show sounds like one to skip.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'd laugh for days if George died of the flu.

[Gassy Man]

Obamacare is responsible for driving a casino and third rate retailer out of business -- HAHA.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George sure knows how to sniff out those stories of children trapped in dryers and washing machines.

[Major Ed Damien]

George met his quota of children-in-grave-peril stories tonight.

Way to go, you sick fuck.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Obamacare is responsible for driving a casino and third rate retailer out of business -- HAHA.

Catherine Austin Fittz just lost her street cred with me... complaining that people didn't have enough disposable income to gamble in Vegas because they were wasting it on health insurance.

[Major Ed Damien]

This Love-Woman who is now speaking saw meaning in around 40 crows landing in her yard.

Yep, she's visiting us from the Middle Ages, all right.

[Major Ed Damien]

She says she saw a chipmunk in a trance.

Then the rodent re-enacted the death of her beloved -- even coughing up mucus.

I'm not making any of this up.

[popple]

I wonder how the squirrels under Jorch's bed acted out their death scenes.

[NoMoreNoory]

Bat shit crazy! Should be a doozy, but I shall be experiencing her tidal wave of love on record tomorrow. Have fun, kids.

[Major Ed Damien]

Sometimes, I can hear George breathing through his open mouth as he tries to pay attention -- the wind whistling through his ridiculously-dyed mustache.

It sounds a little like a dying bull frog.

[ItsOver]

Jorch says he's beginning "tuh beleef in shsplit souls."  His synapses must have crossed with the "shsplit show" ones.

[popple]

Sometimes, I can hear George breathing through his open mouth as he tries to pay attention -- the wind whistling through his ridiculously-dyed mustache. It sounds a little like a dying bull frog.

http://youtu.be/cBkWhkAZ9ds

[Major Ed Damien]

This kook Love-Woman should have taken that chipmunk to Hollywood.

He might have won a few Golden Globes for his death scenes.

[Major Ed Damien]

http://youtu.be/cBkWhkAZ9ds

It's a lot lower and more ragged-sounding.

But that creature is cute.

[Major Ed Damien]

Now the voice of the Love-Woman's dead husband is giving driving directions to her best friend -- like he's a GPS or something.

[ItsOver]

Thank you PremRat for giving us radio by retards.  Keep reaching for the cesspool!

Off goes the radio.

[Major Ed Damien]

"It gets even crazier," the Love-Woman breathlessly told the audience.

Yeah.

Right.

Work on that one.

[popple]

If he wanted to get his message out he didn't have to hurt the squirrel. HMMPH! 

[Major Ed Damien]

I think the Love-Woman stole her phone-call-from-the-dead-guy story from a "Twilight Zone" episode.

[BattyBrooke]

As you all know, Noory can have the most fascinating guest say the most astounding thing and he will respond with abruptly going to commercial, only to return and start a whole different topic with the guest. But now, he has this wacko guest telling a bullshit story and returns from commercial break and actually reminds her EXACTLY where she left of in her bullshit story and even inquires about it! I HATE THIS MAN!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It sounds like she has noise on her phone -- more than George would usually tolerate -- but George doesn't notice because he just 'gets' this stuff.

[Major Ed Damien]

As you all know, Noory can have the most fascinating guest say the most astounding thing and he will respond with abruptly going to commercial, only to return and start a whole different topic with the guest. But now, he has this wacko guest telling a bullshit story and returns from commercial break and actually reminds her EXACTLY where she left of in her bullshit story and even inquires about it! I HATE THIS MAN!

LOL

That's a damned good point.

George Noory, Kook Enabler.

[BattyBrooke]

Now the voice of the Love-Woman's dead husband is giving driving directions to her best friend -- like he's a GPS or something.

Total crock of shit and Noory is actually present, for the first time in years, eating it up like it's gourmet pizza rolls.

[Major Ed Damien]

Total crock of shit and Noory is actually present, for the first time in years, eating it up like it's gourmet pizza rolls.

Stop it.

I'll choke to death like the chipmunk -- from laughing.

[Major Ed Damien]

I picture The Love-Woman babbling her strange bullshit while wearing a Chinese tuxedo -- a.k.a. straitjacket.

[Major Ed Damien]

My god.  Imagine going through divorce proceedings with this Love-Woman nutcase.

I think I'd just walk away from all the money and property just to avoid the fucking embarrassment.

[popple]

OH GOD! Now her friend is possessed by her dead husband.

"She wouldn't cry if her beloved child was ran over by a bus. She started to cry..."

[Major Ed Damien]

I'll huff a tube of model airplane glue and see if I can get on The Love-Woman's wave length.

Going to Walgreen's.  Back in a minute.

[21st Century Man]

I'll huff a tube of model airplane glue and see if I can get on The Love-Woman's wave length.

Going to Walgreen's.  Back in a minute.