George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[popple]

George knows "a lot of people who have tattoos."

My god!

Why didn't he tell us that before?

"I mean A LOT of people!"

[Major Ed Damien]

"I mean A LOT of people!"

The fact that he's been hiding it from us all this time is just so worrisome.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did they talk about the tattoo techniques being used to cover up disfiguring burns and scars, which have been in the news lately, or did George just ask his typical superficial questions that everyone already knows the answers to?

George's interviews are great.  They don't challenge me to learn anything or even pay attention since there's absolutely no continuity between questions.

[Major Ed Damien]

I feel that the callers who were the most deadly serious about their meaningful tattoos were also the most astute and intelligent.

The 53-year-old woman, for example, who recently had her whole back tattooed sounded smarter than any Mensa member I've ever had to hear speak in front of an audience.

I wish she could have told us what living at the bus station was like.

[Major Ed Damien]

George told his producer, Lisa Lyons, that he didn't think anybody would be interested in tonight's topic because, "I don't have one."

That's right.

It's all about George Noory because that's who it's all about.

[21st Century Man]

"A trilogy of people?"   :

This is for you, George.

A trilogy (from Greek τρι- tri-, "three" and -λογία -logia, "discourse") is a set of three works of art that are connected, and that can be seen either as a single work or as three individual works. They are commonly found in literature, film, or video games.

What a dolt.

[Major Ed Damien]

George's new book -- about the missing Malaysian plane -- was written "by a trilogy (sic) of people."

Not a "trio" or even a "triumvirate."

I guess The Three Stooges were "a trilogy of people."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Good thing George backed up his phone with Cloud [sic] or he might have been in trouble when he misplaced it.  Next he'll be telling us the story of how he misplaced his car keys which were in the wrong jacket pocket.  Rivetting stuff.

[Major Ed Damien]

Good thing George backed up his phone with Cloud [sic] or he might have been in trouble when he misplaced it.  Next he'll be telling us the story of how he misplaced his car keys which were in the wrong jacket pocket.  Rivetting stuff.

He's gonna take callers who have lost their cell phones!

Can you stand that kind of excitement?

[yoego]

I got a tattoo a while back on my AV!
Pixelicious.

What font should I use for my GNS! tattoo on my forehead?

[Major Ed Damien]

George thinks the little paralyzed boy who really didn't go to heaven should go to jail.

You know that kid was a mean baby.

[21st Century Man]

The kid was fucking 6 years old, George, when he told the tall tale.  If they put him in jail for that, George, they should put you in jail for being stupid.

[Major Ed Damien]

A woman caller is a shaman and has had a giant wolf's head tattooed on her back.

George is going to post a photo of her back on the "Coast-to-Coast AM" website.

I think I saw that woman on a porn site.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The kid was fucking 6 years old, George, when he told the tall tale.  If they put him in jail for that, George, they should put you in jail for being stupid.

For being stupid, negligent, irresponsible, and oh yeah... fraud.

[21st Century Man]

A woman caller is a shaman and has had a giant wolf's head tattooed on her back.

George is going to post a photo of her back on the "Coast-to-Coast AM" website.

I think I saw that woman on a porn site.

Which porn site?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Who is his douche Greg the cook in St Louis who George always has to mention?

[Major Ed Damien]

Which porn site?

She's on all of them.

[136 or 142]

Ok, for those sick of listening to the Nooron, I posted a second Twilight Zone comic book story.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think George is really disrespectful to his callers, and here's a good example:


Caller:  "Do you remember when that movie 'Men in Black' come (sic) out?"

George:  "I remember when that movie came out."


See, George shouldn't have used correct English in that exchange.

He should have simply said:

"I remember when that movie come out."

Now the woman is probably going to cry all night because George made her feel so bad about speaking the way she does.

Why, that bastard.  That fucking douchebag bastard of a son-of-a-bitch.

[goldendeal]

Noory is such a low class name dropper ...it’s disgraceful. No one listens to the show you personally killed George. Hell, you're boy Billy Mumy doesn't even listen unless he is forced to be a guest for the night.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Did George just say Coast was free to the stations?

[nextgen.fm]

George is talking about a day in the life of making the show!

[nextgen.fm]

Did George just say Coast was free to the stations?

Yes

[21st Century Man]

George does a little work on the internet for an hour before he goes to bed. 

Whatever you say, George!

[nextgen.fm]

12 years tommy!!!! 12 years!!!!   The nighthawk tells the secrets!!!!

[nextgen.fm]

George does a little work on the internet for an hour before he goes to bed. 

Whatever you say, George!

This is juicy stuff!

[UFQuack]

What the hell is going on? Did Toto pull back the curtain on the Wizard of Crud?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Yes

We could get a station, play C2C, and just talk over Noory showing what an idiot he is. Like a Tim Conway Jr show, but funny.

[Morgus]

Ugh, Noory just mentioned "remember when Art Bell said - George gets it"

[nextgen.fm]

George still can't believe it!!