George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

"Take hot tubs, eat soup", that's this guy's cure-all?

[Gassy Man]

Maybe because some supplements could hurt you or worse. George?

[Major Ed Damien]

"I think plants have brains!"


Michigan just passed a resolution making George Noory the state vegetable.

[zeebo]

Why do they hold over the best topics until last on the show now?

This is a good and true observation.  Happens all the time these days.  I can only assume either 1-they try and keep you sticking around like the local news that makes you watch half the show just to get the friggin weather or 2-they have horrible taste and actually think the first half content is better.

[Gassy Man]

This boob complaining about the public schools and his mother's Filipino physician can't even speak correctly.         

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I generally agree with the guest, but its not great late night radio.

[zeebo]

Don't let this guy get anywhere near your "trigeminals", no matter how much turmeric he's got back in his mini-van.

[Gassy Man]

Tumeric!


Tumeric!

[goldendeal]

Whenever Noory mentions turmeric , it’s as if he is having a orgasm

[Major Ed Damien]

I like how George pronounces them "suppla-mints."

And he took these suppla-mints like breath mints there for awhile -- about 50 a day according to his own numbers.

I predict that George Noory will eventually die as the result of some pseudo-medical/quack procedure performed by a former physical education instructor or ex-football player.

[Major Ed Damien]

Ben Fuchs, pharmacist, sounded a lot like Ron Howard if Ron Howard was a quack pharmacist.

He also got a little too excited by that one woman caller's constipation.

[zeebo]

Ben Fuchs, pharmacist, sounded a lot like Ron Howard if Ron Howard was a quack pharmacist.

Last nite we had "Renaissance lawyer Lionel", tonite it's "Pharmacist Ben" ... soon we'll get "Gothic architect Kenny".

[Major Ed Damien]

Last nite we had "Renaissance lawyer Lionel", tonite it's "Pharmacist Ben" ... soon we'll get "Gothic architect Kenny".

Followed by "good witch and authentic medieval blood-letter/leech-handler, Glenda."

[Major Ed Damien]

Last nite we had "Renaissance lawyer Lionel", tonite it's "Pharmacist Ben" ... soon we'll get "Gothic architect Kenny".

And we've already had Dark Ages gold bug/alchemist Steven Quayle.

Katherine Albrecht, Mickey Mouse exorcist, appeared a while back.

All we need now is a witch doctor and a voodoo priestess.

[Juan Cena]

George has a laugh that makes a lot of profilers remember John Wayne Gacy.

Snorge was Gacy's favorite life model.

[Major Ed Damien]

Snorge was Gacy's favorite life model.

They even looked a lot alike.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Goofy George Wayne Gacy" was one of John Wayne Gacy's alter clown egos.

[Juan Cena]

This is supposed to be a show about "Ancient America." So naturally, Snorge starts out by talking about alternative energy sources.

Snorge goes down more rabbit holes than Alice and Neo combined.

[Major Ed Damien]

This is supposed to be a show about "Ancient America." So naturally, Snorge starts out by talking about alternative energy sources.

Snorge goes down more rabbit holes than Alice and Neo combined.

Yeah, George is ADD -- "Aggravating Doofus Dingbat."

[Juan Cena]

Snorge is amazed that non-white, non-European peoples had boats and ships. What a racist.

[Juan Cena]

I guess the pictoglyph couldn't be a mastadon, could it?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guy is better known as Jack of the notorious Ass family.  The last guess was better.

[Major Ed Damien]

Last night, George did his stupid Carl Sagan impersonation.


To paraphrase Mark Twain:

Carl Sagan = lightening

George Noory = lightening bug


Nah, maybe just "bug."


Or, better:


Sagan = interstellar cloud

Noory = cloud of smoke blanketing an exploded meth lab


There's no need to insult insects.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "If you went to Spain and said that Columbus didn't discover America, what would they do to you?"


The idiot son-of-a-bitch still fantasizes about death via insult provocation -- in the wrong country, no less.

[goldendeal]

There you go, Noory's true self just came out   "those phony Bigfoot people"
Might as well add all paranormal subjects to his personal hit list ...

[21st Century Man]

The guest has a romantic view of the Native Americans.  They were not peace and love and lets live in harmony with Mother Earth.   All of the men were supposed to be warriors. The tribes here were always warring against each other and taking each others land.  The Sioux in 1700-1800 lived in the North Woods in Minnesota and migrated to the Western Plains around 1800.  They displaced other tribes and took the land.  The Cherokee also took lands from the Creeks as they migrated West.  I speak as someone who is 1/32 Choctaw and I am proud of my Indian heritage but the Indians, by and large, did not live a peaceful life before the white man came along.  That's a bit of political revisionism that is unfortunately taught in our schools. A couple great books on the subject are The Heart of Everything That Is by Bob Drury and The Searchers: The Making of An American Legend by Glenn Frankel. 

[Major Ed Damien]

Some Native American tribe gave this guest an honorary membership in their tribe and an honorary name:

"Chief Hokum."

[nooryisawesome]

George:  "If you went to Spain and said that Columbus didn't discover America, what would they do to you?"


The idiot son-of-a-bitch still fantasizes about death via insult provocation -- in the wrong country, no less.

What a moron. Cwashic nooryism

[b_dubb]

I vote we refer to George Noory as "The Suck" from now on

[Zetaspeak]

George:  "If you went to Spain and said that Columbus didn't discover America, what would they do to you?"

That question also stood out for me last night. I am not really sure what he was aiming for there? Did he think it was going to start a huge War if you question the greatness of Columbus. I would guess in Spain you would get a much more intense and heated debate by questioning the greatness of Barcelona's Messi vs Real Madrid's Ronaldo.

Did the pharmacist guy answer everybody medical question with "Check your digestive system" That's what I call one sh*tty segment (yes I waited all day to uses that line)