George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pyewacket]

Good points. Oh it really gets me when Jorch talks about his contract lasting so long! This is part of the reason I've called him a psychic vampire...which by the way I don't believe in...except for when it comes to Jorch himself who regularly calls others psychic vampires!

Perhaps though there is some competition from within Premiere itself since they also do Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis. In fact Clyde Lewis had mentioned Art Bell just a couple of days ago I think, he did not bring up Noory.

More like a toothless psychic vampire.

I've only heard Clyde mention George a couple of times in a snide sort of tone. I don't think George fools the other radio hosts one bit.

[Catsmile]

More like a toothless psychic vampire.

I've only heard Clyde mention George a couple of times in a snide sort of tone. I don't think George fools the other radio hosts one bit.

Jeorch can't even fool Helen Keller, much less others in his industry.

[Zetaspeak]

Catherine Austin Fittz just lost her street cred with me... complaining that people didn't have enough disposable income to gamble in Vegas because they were wasting it on health insurance.

Oh my Gosh! So it true! I needed a break from Noory after his Global warming show. But on the weekend my brother who knows I've listen to C2C told me about what Fitts said about casino. I honestly thought he was joking or exaggerating what she said. He was laughing saying "honestly she actually connected the two" I had to came back on here and read back to see if anybody mention it. Seeing a couple of people mentioning it and confirming it. It is unbelievable.

Out of all the dumb things Noory and his guests have said, this has to be right up there. Just absurd.  There many reasons why individual casino are failing, some say it's because more locations are making casino gambling legal (to offset tax cuts) therefore spreading the gamblers money around more (somehow C2C official economist missed that) plus there has been talk for decades of how internet gambling is taking gamblers away from physical location casino.

This week Fitts will come on and blame the decline of nuddy mags sales on the same thing. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another show tonight featuring film directors.  It might make a skeptical person think that George is more interested in competing with TMZ or finding his next Ancient Aliens to guest on rather than trying to find the truth about anything.

[nextgen.fm]

so over the weekend i was going through the old posts around the time of dark matter and reading the posts by art bell and the poster who apparently said he was George


fascinating stuff!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

so over the weekend i was going through the old posts around the time of dark matter and reading the posts by art bell and the poster who apparently said he was George


fascinating stuff!

Yeah, gnoory was George.  He responded on air to some of our requests while we chatted with him here.

[nextgen.fm]

Yeah, gnoory was George.  He responded to some of our requests on air while we chatted with him here.

yeah, that was pretty cool stuff!!!

I feel George made some poor choices around that time in regards to Coast...

he chose a koala bear as his avatar?! lol

i think I missed most of it...

[ItsOver]

yeah, that was pretty cool stuff!!!

I feel George made some poor choices around that time in regards to Coast...

he chose a koala bear as his avatar?! lol

i think I missed most of it...

Good times, good times.  His avatars struck me as being quite bizarre and incongruent.  The koala, the baby hatching in an egg, which was suppose to be one of his grandchildren, the "Mr. Peanut" one, all quite strange.  Appropriate for Jorch.

[Jorch Einstein]

A small selection of hilarious quotes from Jorch when he was on here as Gnoory (unless it was really Tommy):

Aug. 22, 2013: "Love the paranormal topics. Really dont want too much new agey (thats an internal discussion)
100% final say."  YEAH, right.
Aug. 22, 2013: "..I am fascinated by some people who do seem to hate so much that they spend endless hours doing so.
Im curious in the human psyche...who are these people, do they have families, jobs? How would their friends react if they knew how vulger some were.
Please understand, Im ONLY talking about a very few who post here and some of whom have been kicked off."  Jorch just can't stand it because some people despise him.
Nov. 5,  2013: "Im willing to take advice. Just fix that sucks thread for crying out loud my granddaughter looks at this site." bwahahaha
Aug. 14 2013: "Let me explain something:
First of all you base coast on comparisons to Art. Ive said all along Im not Art. The show has changed its evolved. 9/11 did that and everything that went with it. My God do you think a network would keep me around for 10 years past and equal that in the future if we werent successful in all areas. YOU ARE ENTITLED to your opinion and Im here to learn from you, but please understand this show is at its peak in ALL areas. Im not blowing smoke up you----highest affiliate count, highest ratings, and it just keeps growing. I dont expect the dire hard past friends to like or even understand what Im saying, but its a fact.
Can I grow, fine tune, absolutely ---Have I made mistakes.....he who hasnt cast the first stone.
Let's move on, let's have some fun and enjoy. My gosh when this is all said and done Ill be 90!"  What are dire(sic) hard past friends?
Aug. 13, 2013: "I start prepping the show at 10am. In addition to that sales calls, conference calls, producers meetings, guest selections.
So in addition to the 4 hours on the air, there's probably another 8 added on.

I research EVERY Guest. they all supply questions--- they did to Art as well.. We both very rarely use them.

Yes I have used the internet to research something the guest may bring up, or when a caller does the same."  LOL, he works sooo hard.
Aug. 13, 2013: "Why do you doubt my sincerity. Yes I called SOME of you haters, and those who have posted extremely mean spirited things are and they know who they are. You probably know who as well. Why did this take so long to pop in, I actually expected to be attacked on all fronts yesterday and it didn;t happen.

Like I said last night, we have 10 people who love us to the 1 who does not, but it's the one who doesnt that I learn from. Not the true hater, I cant learn from them , but many many of you who listen day in and day out,---that's who I want to listen to.

Was it timed to Art's show, not at all. HOWEVER it was a wake up call for me. I have fought back at those who have emailed
rude and insincere remarks, that's me. BUT NEVER will I take the first volley.

If someone doesnt think they can grow and learn everyday then they are kidding themselves. Bellgabers, I am far from perfect
and realize that I can get better. A few things you DONT know. I was born with a someone deformed tongue. Dont laugh!!!
You should have heard me as a boy. It took me years to challenge myself to talk before a crowd, etc. I did that and Im dam proud of that, my military career (yes Ive said before I never saw combat) and the people I care deeply for." Ahhh, so he has a deformed tongue, that explains it. Is it a forked tongue?
Hmm...some things I learned from Gnoory's posts on here. He's a raging egomaniac. He's barely literate.

[Jorch Einstein]

Oh, and he's a liar.

[nextgen.fm]

Did he come on here to try and defend himself or was it really just because Art had been back on the air and he just wanted to advertise?


Just wondering, glad he logged on!

[nextgen.fm]

Good times, good times.  His avatars struck me as being quite bizarre and incongruent.  The koala, the baby hatching in an egg, which was suppose to be one of his grandchildren, the "Mr. Peanut" one, all quite strange.  Appropriate for Jorch.

Mr. Peanut defeinitely sounds right

[NoMoreNoory]

A small selection of hilarious quotes from Jorch when he was on here as Gnoory (unless it was really Tommy):

It had to have been Joorch. The self-obsession, the awful grammar and punctuation, the garbled sentences: it's all too authentic. You couldn't make it up.
The dire-hard friends.
Changing Jesus' quote to read 'Let he among you who has never made a mistake cast the first stone'.
I will not take the first volley.


And, by far the best: "I was born with a someone deformed tongue". Hilarious! Born with someone else's deformed tongue, perhaps.


Oaf. And tonight, a name-dropping session with a fucking casting director. Another new low for Coast.

[zeebo]

George finally had an excuse to play some Liberace.

[Nick el Ass]

A small selection of hilarious quotes from Jorch when he was on here as Gnoory (unless it was really Tommy):

Anybody who has ever received a comment from George has said he is a terrible writter, and those comments are very much his style of suck. If it wasn't him someone had quite the elaborate ruse going...

[Nick el Ass]

George finally had an excuse to play some Liberace.

I wouldn't be surprised if George has requested some kind of sparkly microphone for the show... but was happy when they gave him one with some extra buttons on it.

[Major Ed Damien]

It had to have been Joorch. The self-obsession, the awful grammar and punctuation, the garbled sentences: it's all too authentic. You couldn't make it up.
The dire-hard friends.
Changing Jesus' quote to read 'Let he among you who has never made a mistake cast the first stone'.
I will not take the first volley.


And, by far the best: "I was born with a someone deformed tongue". Hilarious! Born with someone else's deformed tongue, perhaps.


Oaf. And tonight, a name-dropping session with a fucking casting director. Another new low for Coast.

What the hell is Noory's explanation for his deformed writing style?

And he was probably putting extra effort into these non-verbal burbles for a presumably critical audience.

How embarrassing this is for whatever institution of higher learning he attended.

Or as George might have written it: 

"Institution of hired learning."

More like "mired learning."

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch explains the process of 'Podcasteen' the show as an Insider.


"You plug your little podcast into your computer, and there it is in the morning. Your drive is waiting for you"

[Major Ed Damien]

Good god, if this guest could replace all his "you knows" with silence, he might sound like the most thoughtful motherfucker in Hollywood.

[Hulk Hoagland]

Listen here brother! Not only is there 20 fuckin pyramids on our moon but ZZ Top is such a gift to humanity, that all "special" people shall name drop the band and it's members 2 shows a week!

[Juan Cena]

"Valiant Thor" has to be the worst porn name ever.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Valiant Thor" has to be the worst porn name ever.

LOL

Something tells me Thorzine was involved.

[Hulk Hoagland]

"Valiant Thor" has to be the worst porn name ever.

Hey Brother!!!! Our lord and savior George, still doesn't get the Valiant Thor bit yet, 50 years later...so no jokes can be made about that or else brother!

[Juan Cena]

Listen here brother! Not only is there 20 fuckin pyramids on our moon but ZZ Top is such a gift to humanity, that all "special" people shall name drop the band and it's members 2 shows a week!

So that's what the aliens built the moon pyramids for? Space Brothels? No wonder the Illuminati does it's best to keep its space program secret!

[Hulk Hoagland]

So that's what the aliens built the moon pyramids for? Space Brothels? No wonder the Illuminati does it's best to keep its space program secret!

No brother!!! Pyramids were built on the moon and mars by Alex Jones because he's a reptilian, closet homo-sexual, ZZ Top Fan, and American hero!

[Hulk Hoagland]

Woooah Mean Jean.....this guest says "you know" twice a second...you know what they say about "those" kind of guests right?

[Dateline]

Noory, when you put nothing into something, you get nothing back.   This is a universal truth.

[NoMoreNoory]

"What's entirely possible as well, too..."

[Hulk Hoagland]

Big shout out to the band ZZ Top.....and to the Prophet George Noory for his new 7 year deal! Imagine how much Prophet Noory will improve during the next 7 years!!!! Back to Valiant Thor!!!!!!!!

[Major Ed Damien]

The -- you know -- guest had already mentioned a couple of times that "Valiant Thor" was still alive, and so that means George had to ask if he was still alive.