George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[At the stroke of midnight]

I turned the show off early due to the dull guest. About 90 percent of George's guests are boring scientists or New Age con men/women. One would think a scientist would check facts before he went on national radio. Of the 57 people killed in the Mt. St. Helen's eruption, ONLY FOUR were in the red zone (closed area) : Harry Truman, who refused to leave his lodge, The government volcanologist David Johnson, and two amateur volcanologists who were granted permission to stay at their own risk. 53 people died in the "safe zone" because the scientists who predicted which side would blow, got it wrong. The guy last night was either too lazy to research properly, or most likely, he wanted to defect blame from other scientists. They cover each others butts. I get tired of having to correct so many guests on C2C. I remember watching the eruption as if it were yesterday. I never thought I would ever climb Mt. St. Helens, but last year on Nov. 1st, I made it to the top and peered over the rim at the steaming lava dome inside. The trail to Ape Canyon survived the blast. I have hiked to Ape Canyon twice since the eruption. It was there in 1924, that Fred Beck and four other miners spent a terrifying night in a small cabin besieged by a troop of Sasquatch. A few days earlier one of the miners spotted a Bigfoot standing on the lip of Ape Canyon (named after the attack) and took a shot. The Bigfoot tumbled into the bottom of the canyon. It seems the dead Bigfoot had friends and relatives who were out for blood. I heard this story many times growing up in the area. Sasquatch was just considered a local phenomenon back then. No-one would have ever dreamed it would become the media mania it is today. Ape canyon would be a great show topic if C2C was original and had a competent host.

[Mels-hole1984]

Found this on a joke site. Does it remind you of a certain someone?

[NoMoreNoory]

I've always said that thing looks like it should have a chin strap.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Holy cow, so . . . was he into, like, a 3-on-1 thing or did he want one at a time or what?

This sounds awful but due to the fact that Chopra is always leaping to the defense of pedophiles and his son was always hanging with Michael Jackson, I always kind of wondered if Chopra had a secret NAMBLA membership.

He used all three women at the same time. In 1996 a prostitute talked to a writer at THE WEEKLY STANDARD. She showed him the American Express receipt signed by Chopra. When the story came out that Chopra is seemingly addicted to bizarre sex, Chopra sued THE WEEKLY STANDARD. He said he had lent his credit card to his assistant. Chopra won the lawsuit. Being a whoremonger is bad enough, but then to make an employee his fall guy... this is the kind of "spiritual teacher" stupid people deserve. This scumbag is a multi-millionaire with millions of duped followers... it makes me feel like I have to vomit. Evil is in control now, but not for too much longer.

[coaster]

Strike a pose, Jorch.

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even his mustache looks fake.

[Bmassie]

He used all three women at the same time. In 1996 a prostitute talked to a writer at THE WEEKLY STANDARD. She showed him the American Express receipt signed by Chopra. When the story came out that Chopra is seemingly addicted to bizarre sex, Chopra sued THE WEEKLY STANDARD. He said he had lent his credit card to his assistant. Chopra won the lawsuit. Being a whoremonger is bad enough, but then to make an employee his fall guy... this is the kind of "spiritual teacher" stupid people deserve. This scumbag is a multi-millionaire with millions of duped followers... it makes me feel like I have to vomit. Evil is in control now, but not for too much longer.

That's soo hott, no wonder the snoory one does it.

[bigchucka]

He used all three women at the same time. In 1996 a prostitute talked to a writer at THE WEEKLY STANDARD. She showed him the American Express receipt signed by Chopra. When the story came out that Chopra is seemingly addicted to bizarre sex, Chopra sued THE WEEKLY STANDARD. He said he had lent his credit card to his assistant. Chopra won the lawsuit. Being a whoremonger is bad enough, but then to make an employee his fall guy... this is the kind of "spiritual teacher" stupid people deserve. This scumbag is a multi-millionaire with millions of duped followers... it makes me feel like I have to vomit. Evil is in control now, but not for too much longer.

Just learned there's a way to get laid and commit credit card fraud at the same time. Thanks.  Now I have to practice writing Peter Dinklage in cursive...

[paladin1991]

I dunno, my father-in-law had a strange interest in auto accidents where the victim was disfigured... he was just an asshole.

Did James Spader play your dad in the movie?

[bateman]

A classhic on tap for Thursday!

Thu 03-06  Noah's Ark/ Angels
• Larry Stone | Chantel Lysette

[paladin1991]

Evil is in control now, but not for too much longer.

*looks around carefully*  That's right.  *wink*  Not for very much longer.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

That's soo hott, no wonder the snoory one does it.

Well, this explains why he was in Tijuana and almost kidnapped.

[paladin1991]

Well, this explains why he was in Tijuana and almost kidnapped.

I thought it was because the donkey's partner was sick that night.

[ZHero]

Strange Intruders
Tue 03-04
Author, and paranormal investigator David Weatherly will discuss his 35 years of experience exploring the weird and unexplained, including his fascinating work on the Black Eyed Children phenomenon, and his new research on various entity encounters including the Djinn, UFOs, Shadow People, and other humanoids such as the Slenderman.

In the first hour, ecological biologist and advocate for alcohol-based fuel, David Blume, will provide an update on rising gas prices and the search for alternative energy sources.

Sounds like a good show as long as Snooron doesn't F*** it up.....oh wait...
OF COURSE HE'S gonna F*** IT UP!
George Noory Sucks!

[ziznak]

So I'm taking a dip in noorys shit pool tonight... lets see how long I can listen to this .... ew... he needs to stop playing "the chase."

black eyed children after an hour of doom and gloom blume yay.

shoot me now.

[paladin1991]

So I'm taking a dip in noorys shit pool tonight... lets see how long I can listen to this .... ew... he needs to stop playing "the chase."

black eyed children after an hour of doom and gloom blume yay.

shoot me now.

I'm in.  Let's see how long we can hang tonight.

[ziznak]

Blume can be interesting at times.... I don't really buy all of his shit tho.... I should have gotten some beer.


edit: lol this is great! haha... thanx

[ItsOver]

Found this on a joke site. Does it remind you of a certain someone?

"Holy suck!  It's BatJorch and his little sidekick, Dodo!"  Folks think Dodos are extinct but BatJorch's idiocy is so strong, it managed to suck one back to life.  BatJorch looks pretty good with the mask and the ears.  It certainly beats his usual look.

[ziznak]

Paduan Noory...

"the suck is strong with this one"

I may have a photoshop idea...

[ZHero]

"Holy suck!  It's BatJorch and his little sidekick, Dodo!"  Folks think Dodos are extinct but BatJorch's idiocy is so strong, it managed to suck one back to life.  BatJorch looks pretty good with the mask and the ears.  It certainly beats his usual look.

That picture looks like some pedo role playing gone horribly wrong.. 

[ItsOver]

Paduan Noory...

"the suck is strong with this one"

I may have a photoshop idea...

Go for it Ziz.  You're the Noory photoshop master.  Your avatars crack me up.

[ItsOver]

That picture looks like some pedo role playing gone horribly wrong.. 

"If Noory had a son, he would look like Dodo..."

[NoMoreNoory]

There's that place again! The Carmerian Peninsula!! Where the hell is it? Somewhere in 'The' Ukraine, apparently, but damned if I can find it on the map.

[ItsOver]

There's that place again! The Carmerian Peninsula!! Where the hell is it? Somewhere in 'The' Ukraine, apparently, but damned if I can find on the map.

Is it near the Pacific?

[NoMoreNoory]

Is it near the Pacific?

No, I think it might be in New Mexuffco, another mysterious place Joorch just mentioned.

[Heather Wade]

So I'm taking a dip in noorys shit pool tonight... lets see how long I can listen to this .... ew... he needs to stop playing "the chase."

black eyed children after an hour of doom and gloom blume yay.

shoot me now.

I keep hoping for some sort of Noory-induced suicide/death, but it never happens.  Add me to the line-up, and someone please shoot us both before I endure another night of this crap.

This guy talking about fuel... I think I can hear Nooron's eyes glazing over through the radio.

Yeah, his below-room-temp iq voice following The Chase is criminal.  Morbid, even.  Seven layers of w r o n g. 

[ziznak]

I was just thinking... Jorch never seems to mention any hobbies or anything like what does he do with his free time?  Like does his whole life revolve around sucking on the radio?  I wonder if him and Tommy go out on the town to the clubs from time to time... all the girls refer to them as those "creepy old guys that keep staring at us from the bar."

[Mels-hole1984]

"Holy suck!  It's BatJorch and his little sidekick, Dodo!"  Folks think Dodos are extinct but BatJorch's idiocy is so strong, it managed to suck one back to life.  BatJorch looks pretty good with the mask and the ears.  It certainly beats his usual look.

He's not the host Coast to Coast deserves....but the the one it needs right now.

[Heather Wade]

I was just thinking... Jorch never seems to mention any hobbies or anything like what does he do with his free time?  Like does his whole life revolve around sucking on the radio?  I wonder if him and Tommy go out on the town to the clubs from time to time... all the girls refer to them as those "creepy old guys that keep staring at us from the bar."

He wanders around gas stations looking for something to eat that won't injure him.

He tames and/ or dyes his lip critter. 

Basks in his infinite suckage.

And worships Satan.

Does he still offer "Special George Time" with Coast Insider membership?  That might kill a minute or two.

He does google searches on "children that have had unfortunate accidents today".

He reads bellgab as a guest.

[PerfectTommy]

"I don't want to immerse you in panic and fear... but I will" --George Noory

[ziznak]

He wanders around gas stations looking for something to eat that won't injure him.

He tames and/ or dyes his lip critter. 

Basks in his infinite suckage.

And worships Satan.

Does he still offer "Special George Time" with Coast Insider membership?  That might kill a minute or two.

He does google searches on "children that have had unfortunate accidents today".

He reads bellgab as a guest.

Yeah I'm sure he does that search daily... he never forgets to add "today" to his children getting hurt searches... He's already seen all the old ones, prints out screen shots where possible, and probly has a little scrapbook he keeps.  ahhhh jorchy.