George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

"Holy suck!  It's BatJorch and his little sidekick, Dodo!"..

haha ... BatJorch ... now I know this year's Halloween costume.

[zeebo]

...Does he still offer "Special George Time" with Coast Insider membership?..

Whatever this is, it sounds horrifying.

[qaddisin]

There's that place again! The Carmerian Peninsula!! Where the hell is it? Somewhere in 'The' Ukraine, apparently, but damned if I can find it on the map.

No, I think it might be in New Mexuffco, another mysterious place Joorch just mentioned.

Maybe it's near the Swampertolls, the islands that are disappearing due to rising sea levels.

[ziznak]

I dunno... I'm awake and this show has actually been a bit entertaining regardless of the idiot at the wheel.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

So Weatherly is saying there is hat man, coat man, hobo clown man. Ask about the Bate man, George.

Why those aliens...kind of disrupting that Italian man's life.

[zeebo]

I dunno... I'm awake and this show has actually been a bit entertaining regardless of the idiot at the wheel.

I agree, some good stories tonite from the guest.  Better even if listening in front of a gothic fireplace with thunder and rain outside.

[UFQuack]

[21st Century Man]

When I hear them talking about Monkey Man, that song by Dylan and the Traveling Wilburys comes to my mind.  Tweeter and the Monkey Man.

[zeebo]

I've noticed this thing, which happened tonite, but I forgot what it was somewhere between my second and third brandy.  But it's when the guest says something, and George interjects something obvious to show his knowledge, and then he sort of chortles to himself as if he's just gotten the $200 question on the Jeopardy Kids Tournament.

Since I forgot tonite's example, here's a made-up one to illustrate:

Guest:  As we saw in the movie Jaws ...

George:  That's the one with the shark, right?

Guest:  um .. yep .. ok moving on ....

George:  <chortle>

[valdez]

...Not for very much longer.

    I've got to keep control.

...he sort of chortles to himself...

     Heck, I just learned a new word.

...hat man, coat man, hobo clown man...

...someone please shoot us...

    I have no problem with Howard Bloom.  I could listen to him all night.  He's got the force, or something.  David Blume is cool too.  Very positive guy.  But I could feel brain cells pouring out of my ear during the whole David Weatherly segment.  So let me get this straight:  the "black eyed" kids just stand there, look down, then they look back up at you. and they got  black eyes.  That's it?  That's their thing?  And I'm supposed to care about "hobo clown" and "grinning man"?  And what was all that about "potato wedges"?  Really?  There are serious real things happening these days.  Dark matter may have just been discovered.  Weird fish have been found deep below the sea.  Twenty five percent of Americans think the sun revolves around the Earth and I'm hearing about "hat man"?  Potato wedges?  Potato wedges?

[wr250]

    I have no problem with Howard Bloom.  I could listen to him all night.  He's got the force, or something.  David Blume is cool too.  Very positive guy.  But I could feel brain cells pouring out of my ear during the whole David Weatherly segment.  So let me get this straight:  the "black eyed" kids just stand there, look down, then they look back up at you. and they got  black eyes.  That's it?  That's their thing?  And I'm supposed to care about "hobo clown" and "grinning man"?  And what was all that about "potato wedges"?  Really?  There are serious real things happening these days.  Dark matter may have just been discovered.  Weird fish have been found deep below the sea.  Twenty five percent of Americans think the sun revolves around the Earth and I'm hearing about "hat man"?  Potato wedges?  Potato wedges?

hats are dangerous to noorys toupee. also clowns are evil. and potato wedges, well we see how dangerous pizza rolls are, we cant imagine how dangerous potato wedges are.

[ItsOver]

I was just thinking... Jorch never seems to mention any hobbies or anything like what does he do with his free time?  Like does his whole life revolve around sucking on the radio?  I wonder if him and Tommy go out on the town to the clubs from time to time... all the girls refer to them as those "creepy old guys that keep staring at us from the bar."

Don't forget his singing "career."  Karaoke could eat into a lot of Jorch's free time.  But let's run the numbers.  Four hours for the show, except for when he's skipping out early or completely.  Eight hours show prep.  Yeah, I know, but let's assume Jorch at least wastes eight hours hanging out at the studio pestering folks, napping, and eating doughnuts.  It's obvious Jorch get's at least eight hours of beauty sleep.  We're left with only four hours a day for eating turkey sandwiches and the other things mentioned by Redacted.  It's obvious.  Jorch is one busy dude.

[expat]

Well, this explains why he was in Tijuana and almost kidnapped.

It was Cabo, not TJ. kthxbye

[aldousburbank]

I was just thinking... Jorch never seems to mention any hobbies or anything like what does he do with his free time?  Like does his whole life revolve around sucking on the radio?  I wonder if him and Tommy go out on the town to the clubs from time to time... all the girls refer to them as those "creepy old guys that keep staring at us from the bar."

Sock Monkey Puppet Twilight Zone Re-Enactment Home Theatre

[b_dubb]

Sock Monkey Puppet Twilight Zone Re-Enactment Home Theatre

someone needs to do this. Fo realz

[wr250]

I was just thinking... Jorch never seems to mention any hobbies or anything like what does he do with his free time?  Like does his whole life revolve around sucking on the radio?  I wonder if him and Tommy go out on the town to the clubs from time to time... all the girls refer to them as those "creepy old guys that keep staring at us from the bar."

he has that crappy tv internet show where he "lurches over the particle board desk". you know the one. the very same one that sent the crappy DMCA takedown order to this very board, because they are as incompetent as the noory. i think its called beyund beleef or something.

[ItsOver]

he has that crappy tv internet show where he "lurches over the particle board desk". you know the one. the very same one that sent the crappy DMCA takedown order to this very board, because they are as incompetent as the noory. i think its called beyund beleef or something.

That takes care of the weekends he's not riding in parades with Tommy or doing his once a month Super Suck Sunday Night show.

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I wonder how Jorch gets around, from LA to St. Louis and his trips to the Guano studios in Colorado.  Since Jorch is "big time," does he have access to the PremRat corporate jet or is he still relegated to the cheap seats on Tree Top Airlines?  Of course, there's always the escalator.

[pyewacket]

A classhic on tap for Thursday!

Noah's Ark/ Angels

This sums up it up pretty well:


Kevin Meaney's (I Don't Care Song)

[ItsOver]

haha ... BatJorch ... now I know this year's Halloween costume.

Yes, think of all the pizza rolls and turkey sandwiches you'd get. 

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[bateman]

That takes care of the weekends he's not riding in parades with Tommy or doing his once a month Super Suck Sunday Night show.

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I wonder how Jorch gets around, from LA to St. Louis and his trips to the Guano studios in Colorado.  Since Jorch is "big time," does he have access to the PremRat corporate jet or is he still relegated to the cheap seats on Tree Top Airlines?  Of course, there's always the escalator.

I'm guessing you're being facetious, but, cheap seats. I was on a commercial flight with Regis Philbin, so if the Reeg didn't have access to the network jet, no way in frozen hell Jorch does.

Here's a happy thought: if he flies coach, he has to sit with the unwashed masses. If he's in first class, he's blowing through the shekels Guano pays him, which means he's all the more likely to wind up serving sandwiches at Quiznos in Burbank.

Always look on the bright side of life.

[Izintit?]

I'm guessing you're being facetious, but, cheap seats. I was on a commercial flight with Regis Philbin, so if the Reeg didn't have access to the network jet, no way in frozen hell Jorch does.

Here's a happy thought: if he flies coach, he has to sit with the unwashed masses. If he's in first class, he's blowing through the shekels Guano pays him, which means he's all the more likely to wind up serving sandwiches at Quiznos in Burbank.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Not Quiznos-Subway. Like George, Quiznos is bankrupt. Them,financially;George,intellectually.

[ItsOver]

I'm guessing you're being facetious, but, cheap seats. I was on a commercial flight with Regis Philbin, so if the Reeg didn't have access to the network jet, no way in frozen hell Jorch does.

Here's a happy thought: if he flies coach, he has to sit with the unwashed masses. If he's in first class, he's blowing through the shekels Guano pays him, which means he's all the more likely to wind up serving sandwiches at Quiznos in Burbank.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Facetious?  Who me?    I seem to recall somebody posting some time ago they had seen a disheveled Jorch at the airport,  waiting to board with the unwashed masses.  The thought does soothe my soul, though.  Jorch having to put up with the TSA and dining on peanuts, while he bumps through the "friendly skies."  I hope Tommy is setting next to him.  I can see a Paper*Boy cartoon already.

Quiznos went bankrupt?  No more "hmmmmm...toasty?" 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Looking back, 3/4/2014 with David Weatherly was actually a pretty good show.

Did Weatherly ever talk about his "owls being seen as precursors to UFOs" story? I saw he did a presentation on this subject and posted about it on his website (I surfed there after reading the show description on the C2C website).

[FallenSeraph]

Noah's Ark/ Angels

This sums up it up pretty well:


Kevin Meaney's (I Don't Care Song)

I LOVED KEVIN MEANEY ONCE! I had forgotten all about this song. And him, for that matter. Wow, I'm lame.

[aldousburbank]

I LOVED KEVIN MEANEY ONCE! I had forgotten all about this song. And him, for that matter. Wow, I'm lame.

No, the brain produces "love forget" juices thankfully, but the heart does not.

[pyewacket]

I LOVED KEVIN MEANEY ONCE! I had forgotten all about this song. And him, for that matter. Wow, I'm lame.

He was funny on Dr Katz and Rocko's Modern Life, too. Could you imagine Noory trying to interview him- now that might be worth tuning in for.

[zeebo]

George mentioned that some restauranteurs have just experienced "the worst couple months they've ever had in years."

[Gassy Man]

So . . . George wanted to join the CIA (scary in and of itself) . . . and then he just decided not to pursue it . . . quite a story . . .

[yumyumtree]

George wanted to join the CIA!

George can't seem to get his mind around the idea that John Steinbeck was a liberal but anti-communist.

[Gassy Man]

Ih-Lye-Ah Kazan . . . no, it's E-Lee-Uh Kazan.