George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

George just asked the guest if there might be an escalator that takes you up to the top of Mauna Kea.

[Morgus]

Oh, and he just announced the Hawaii studio will open 'in a couple of months'

Noory has been saying that studio in Hawaii would open in a couple months for several years now...  :

[onan]

C2C is dusting off the  New Age fossils; Shirley McLaine, Richard Bach and now Dyer. There is no way I would listen to Deepak Chopra's best bud, because it would mean three hours of dry retching. A girl I went to grade school with, by a bizarre series of events, became an escort - a high priced hooker - in Portland. We never talked about it because she knew I strongly disapproved. However, in Oct. of 1992 she was bursting to tell me she had met Deepak Chopra. It seems that when Chopra was in Portland that month, he ordered up three hookers from her service for his own pleasure. He was a bit surprised to be recognized, and warned my friend to keep quiet. When she told me, I called Chopra a scumbag. She got angry and tried to defend his sorry ass. That was the end of that friendship. I wonder whatever happen to her. She lived in deep denial about everything in her life. She was also a New Age junkie and Dyer was her favorite. The New Age seems to have a strong appeal to those in denial.

I would not be surprised to learn that Dyer and Chopra go whoring together, or that the Number's Lady is a part-time escort, or any other alleged perversion reported about George's New Age huxsters. These are the "spiritual teachers" who Noory gives a venue to hawk their shit and give terrible spiritual advice to his pathetically ignorant fans. FOR SHAME.

What is your friend's phone number?

[valdez]

Turdlock is on!

...moronic and pointless...brainless blathering...

...the mismatch between the human desire for permanence, and the always changing nature of the cosmos... 

...he just announced the Hawaii studio will open 'in a couple of months'

Noory has been saying that studio in Hawaii would open in a couple months for several years now...  :

         Ryan Mauro on the Ukraine crisis.  John Lott on guns.  An increasingly animated Mish Shedlock on banks, interest rates, and geo-political egos.  George "The little brain in me" Noory is still confused about the Big Bang with Alan Lightman.  A meandering, wandering, lifeless interview with John Dvorak on earthquakes and telescopes.  The gargantuan, much heralded, five years in the making, Hawaiian c2c studio will be fully armed and operational in four months.
   

[Izintit?]

George has found the Tangerine Fountain Of Youth! Wtf?

Oh, and he just announced the Hawaii studio will open 'in a couple of months'

Did he actually say "a couple of months" or his usual lazy "couple a "?

[paladin1991]

What is your friend's phone number?

Yeha!  Let's get her booked as a guest.  She could regale us with stories of the rich and infamous and be quized on the 'super-collider, doorway to angelic realms.' 

[NoMoreNoory]

Even by his own pathetic standards, this was a truly wretched performance by Noory. I felt so sorry for Dvorak, who might well have thought he was going to be in an engaged, informed and serious discussion of his work and his fields and instead found himself taking part in A Child's Guide to Earthquakes And Volcanoes. Indeed, part of the problem, as usual, was that Joorch had no clue what he wanted to talk about and consequently staggered from one fractured subject to the next, understanding nothing of anything as he went. Repeatedly, Dvorak told him that it is not possible to predict earthquakes, but going into the final hour, he was still asking the same question and getting the same response. His interruptions and muttering s off were registering at least 8.5 on the Snooron Scale. Just huge! Accompanied by painfully long pauses when Dvorak finished speaking before Joorch managed to blurt out a completely disconnected question.
Even when we got to hear about Dvorak's work at Mauna Kea, all Joorch was interested in was who owns the telescope, what's it called, expressing surprise that oxygen is a bit scarce at 14,000 feet and wondering how an old person with breathing difficulties would make it up there.

The only consolation was hearing George get his second major rebuff for a pet idea in successive days. Yesterday, he tried to introduce The Devil into his interview with Wayne Dyer who responded 'Oh, I consider that to be a lot of silliness'
Tonight he tried to slide aliens past Dvorak who came back with 'I see absolutely no evidence for that, and it would be very easy to see if it was there.'

Some satisfaction to be gleaned from another train-wreck.

[VtaGeezer]

I heard an hour of the Dvorak segment. Noory's ignorance of the physical world is simply stunning; unbelievable considering his ten years on C2C. His pressing Dvorak to describe in detail the agony those caught in a pyroclastic cloud suffer as they die was among his most ghoulish moments ever. I was waiting for "Do their faces melt like in Raiders of the Lost Ark?"  Among the worst of Noory I've heard. 

[ItsOver]

Jorch would embarrass a 5 year old with his stupid questions. 

[bateman]

His pressing Dvorak to describe in detail the agony those caught in a pyroclastic cloud suffer as they die was among his most ghoulish moments ever. I was waiting for "Do their faces melt like in Raiders of the Lost Ark?"  Among the worst of Noory I've heard. 

For the mental health professional(s) among us, why would someone be so completely obsessed with this subject?

[NoMoreNoory]

For the mental health professional(s) among us, why would someone be so completely obsessed with this subject?

Joorchausen Syndrome By Proxy

[albrecht]

News segment guest, I think Mish Shedlock, just said that Putin commented that the collapse of the Soviet Union was the worst thing that happened in decades. And George, said something like, "yes it was". So George supports the Soviet Union! Mish didn't even correct him but just moved on.

[Juan]

Just so it's clearly on the record, sNoory promised last night to be using the Hawaii studio by June of 2014.  I wonder if he will have to take a escalator to reach it?

[bateman]

First of all, who gives a flying fuck where he does the show from. Second, a studio can be put together in an afternoon.

[George Drooly]

Second, a studio can be put together in an afternoon.

Not one than can accommodate Tommy

[wr250]

First of all, who gives a flying fuck where he does the show from. Second, a studio can be put together in an afternoon.

yes , but can a escalator up a mountain be built in an afternoon? i mean really how else do you get to his mountain top studio?
in any case noory will still suck.

[ItsOver]

Just so it's clearly on the record, sNoory promised last night to be using the Hawaii studio by June of 2014.  I wonder if he will have to take a escalator to reach it?

"Magnum P.I." Jorch?  He won't be using a Ferrari to get to the studio?  No doubt he'll be using the escalator to get to Hawaii from the States, though.  You know.  The one "near the Pacific Ocean."

[nooropathy]

What the F(ra)CK!

I thought about posting each paragraph as a separate post; but common sense and laziness won out, thanks Pate.

John Dvorak Ph.D. (to be identified as guest from here on) didn't understand that fracking is primarily used at least in this part of the world currently for natural gas production and to a lesser degree, oil production.  My guess is that his expertise is only valued by him looking up through a hole and not down into a hole.  Of course Joorch didn't know either based on his lack of any thoughtful responseâ€"“next card please, Tummy”.  Callers had more info than guest or Joorch.

"I FORGET" was most used response by the guest last night during the segment I listened to this morning.  Then the guest would suddenly spout off some specifics about when, where, and how big--now I believe him after forgot?

"That's what I thought" Joorch's answer to a somewhat thought provoking and only reasonably sounding response by the guest that I heard -- WTF Joorch?  Truly miserable listening to this morning, I think I'm sick for eveb thinking I could get something out of that crap.
 
For those who want only a measured dose of radio poison each morning in a 4 hour time shift instead of taking it before sleep--this is the way to do it: I Heart Radio ...in Wayne Dyer's 50th State of Mind and Joorch's next physical location “in a couple of months" HhhhhhhoNALOULOU, CtoC starts at 5AM EST. Did Wayne happen to mention that he listens to Joorch's show and Hawaiian radio station affiliate KHVH-AM 830 -- 24/7?

http://www.iheart.com/live/4748/?autoplay=true

You can listen on appropriate internet capable audio device 4 hours behind the live show.  So...don't be callin’, haten’ on Joorch. He's in DREAMLAND by then--OooH that was another radio show gobbled up by different gremlin (internet only please, nearly the same as a make believe TV show on the internet only, as well).
 
Use your best at imagining that in the world at the time of the movie Idiocracy, today's Coast to Coast AM with GN would actually be better than Coast to Coast BGN in our time...takes a bit to warp (correctly spelled and in context) your mind around that one !!!

GNS

[Bmassie]

Do u guys think he wears his wig while on air every nite?

[wr250]

Do u guys think he wears his wig while on air every nite?

yes. he cant been seen doing a radio show without his toupee.

[ItsOver]

Do u guys think he wears his wig while on air every nite?

Yes, he has to keep The Numbers Lady and Tommy excited.

[Bmassie]

Ha I love how bad the rug is makes him look drastically different in all the photos over the years. I wonder how much longer he's going to keep the shoe polish bad rug look it really suits him.

[ItsOver]

Strike a pose, Jorch.

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[Bmassie]

Always knew boorey was in it for the new age groupies, he couldn't look any creepier if his pretend TV show depended on it.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Strike a pose, Jorch.

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I think he color combs the 'stache, but it's the red handkerchief in his pocket I can't take my eyes off. What a snappy dresser!

[wr250]

have no fear george, you still have most of tv beat.

[FallenSeraph]

A girl I went to grade school with, by a bizarre series of events, became an escort - a high priced hooker - in Portland. We never talked about it because she knew I strongly disapproved. However, in Oct. of 1992 she was bursting to tell me she had met Deepak Chopra. It seems that when Chopra was in Portland that month, he ordered up three hookers from her service for his own pleasure. He was a bit surprised to be recognized, and warned my friend to keep quiet.

Holy cow, so . . . was he into, like, a 3-on-1 thing or did he want one at a time or what?

This sounds awful but due to the fact that Chopra is always leaping to the defense of pedophiles and his son was always hanging with Michael Jackson, I always kind of wondered if Chopra had a secret NAMBLA membership.

[onan]

For the mental health professional(s) among us, why would someone be so completely obsessed with this subject?

I dunno, my father-in-law had a strange interest in auto accidents where the victim was disfigured... he was just an asshole.

[George Drooly]

Do u guys think he wears his wig while on air every nite?

I have a suspicion he sits on it

[bateman]

I have a suspicion he sits on it

It's like putting on a nice warm hat after the show.