George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Or maybe:

If we knew when a volcano was going to erupt, couldn't we stop it with like a plug or something?

haha oh please let him ask that!

[aldousburbank]

Oh thats a good one.
Here is mine:

If you could touch the inside of an active volcano, what would it feel like?

Does volcanoes have a brain?

[ItsOver]

...And also â€" could volcanoes serve as portals to other dimensions if someone wearing an inflammable spacesuit were to jump down inside one?

Would you need angels?

[NoMoreNoory]

If you could touch the inside of an active volcano, what would it feel like?

Would it be like Jello?

And if you kicked a volcano, and beat it, and yelled at it, would it be a mean volcano?

[onan]

Does volcanoes have a brain?

would a volcano be more powerful if it used a computer?

[ItsOver]

would a volcano be more powerful if it used a computer?

How come?

[PB the Deplorable]

I never said that. What I said is that you don't run to another country to make your stand. A hero takes what comes for freedom fighting. And I am not convinced that this is what this egotist is all about. Come back to the USA and then expose all you want. Fight the fight in your own back yard.

Coward.

After releasing the info, he fled to Hong Kong.  It didn't seem like he'd planned it out at all. 

He was contacted in HK by the Wikileaks people, with their advice and help he then flew to Russia.  China saw him as an unnecessary distraction in their relationship with us, didn't want anything to do with him, and likely asked him to leave.  He didn't want to go elsewhere in Asia where they would likely detain and extradite him

Russia was a good temporary - and safe - location.  He ultimately decided he wanted to go to Ecuador via Brazil.  The US had the Austrian government detain and search a plane - that was carrying the Ecuadorian President at the time! - they suspected of having Snowden aboard.

It wasn't until after that incident he decided to stay put in Russia.

He did the right thing releasing the documents, he did the smart thing staying out of the TSA's gulag.  He could have planned it better by releasing the docs after he was safely out of reach from the TSA, but he didn't.


The current regime in Washington DC are the villains in this.  If you want cowards, traitors, and un-American behavior, look there.

[Morgus]

I turned it off two minutes in BTW, when George talked about the weather and said " What is it now, January 2nd, 3rd?

yeah I heard that too, Noory is living in a world of two months in the past? 

[b_dubb]

would a volcano be more powerful if it used a computer?

Would a volcano be a better host for a talk radio show dealing with paranormal and counter culture issues?

[NoMoreNoory]

The current regime in Washington DC are the villains in this.  If you want cowards, traitors, and un-American behavior, look there.

I don't know that the current regime are especially villainous in this. US Presidents have been using spy networks right from the get-go. George Washington was especially enthusiastic about it.
Anyone who thinks governments can maintain national security without operating in secrecy and watching the behavior of its citizens is being somewhat naive, I would suggest.
I wonder if Snowden has worried about the untold numbers of agents in the field left terminally compromised by his self-serving actions. Or that US and European governments have had their secrets exposed to the very people you don't want to see them?

In my opinion, the same goes for Wikileaks and the egomaniac narcissist Julian Assange.

[smithy]

yeah I heard that too, Noory is living in a world of two months in the past? 

I can proudly say the Dyer show was one of many I never turned on. I read bellgab posts on this forum and it was enough to confirm I made the right decision. For Snoory's time lapse, I wonder if he's suffering some sort of rock star syndrom.  Remember Pink Floyd 'welcome to the machine?" 

From premiernetworks.com: Founded in 1987, Premiere began in Los Angeles with a $30,000 investment. Today, Premiere produces 90 programs with nearly $400 million in annual billings.

George has been tasked with making money and the demographics show that UFO and paranormal fans like me don't spend money on advertiser products. So C2C makes its profits from drugs (surprise!) And if they need to beef up profits, they turn on more guests talking about drugs and feel good topics.  I won't be surprised to see this trend continue, and even increase on C2C. It seems like he's getting more and more of these guests.

It isn't about about you and me. It's about money.

Basically, even though I think C2C sucks, premiernetworks doesn't give a rat's behind. And Snoory is part of the machine, maybe a brick, maybe a wheel, bitcoin.. he is what he is.

I can't listen to him, but I am entertained by bellgab comments relating to the show.

[coaster]

Which one is more full of hot air? A volcano or George Noory?

[FallenSeraph]

I was looking forward to the Valdez recap of last night's show. Hope he does one.

[At the stroke of midnight]

C2C is dusting off the  New Age fossils; Shirley McLaine, Richard Bach and now Dyer. There is no way I would listen to Deepak Chopra's best bud, because it would mean three hours of dry retching. A girl I went to grade school with, by a bizarre series of events, became an escort - a high priced hooker - in Portland. We never talked about it because she knew I strongly disapproved. However, in Oct. of 1992 she was bursting to tell me she had met Deepak Chopra. It seems that when Chopra was in Portland that month, he ordered up three hookers from her service for his own pleasure. He was a bit surprised to be recognized, and warned my friend to keep quiet. When she told me, I called Chopra a scumbag. She got angry and tried to defend his sorry ass. That was the end of that friendship. I wonder whatever happen to her. She lived in deep denial about everything in her life. She was also a New Age junkie and Dyer was her favorite. The New Age seems to have a strong appeal to those in denial.

I would not be surprised to learn that Dyer and Chopra go whoring together, or that the Number's Lady is a part-time escort, or any other alleged perversion reported about George's New Age huxsters. These are the "spiritual teachers" who Noory gives a venue to hawk their shit and give terrible spiritual advice to his pathetically ignorant fans. FOR SHAME.

[pyewacket]

I didn't listen to the whole show but I thought I heard Noory ask Dyer about the radiated debris floating towards Hawaii and if he, Dyer, was concerned about it. Dyer said something about having the right state of mind that would protect him from the radiation. Noory pressed him a bit about it and then Dyer claimed that he could drink radioactive waste and be fine because of his strong positive consciousness. I'm paraphrasing but damn what an irresponsible thing to say! Can anyone fill in this part of the conversation?

[popple]

Does volcanoes have a brain?

Does a volcano know which side of the earth to pop out of?

Which one is more full of hot air? A volcano or George Noory?

Which one is more stuffed with molten hot pizza roll filling?

[No Name Storm]

If he fled, to say the Netherlands, Sweden, Switzerland, Norway or some place like that I would be forgiving. His life is in danger due to his whistle-blowing, at least temporarily to get away from the US is prudent. Serpico fled but to neutral/friendly countries and AFTER he testified in the Knapp Hearings. But to flee to enemies, or at least hostile police states, like China (even if HK) and Russia is not the way to go and makes him seem more like a spy than an honest whistle-blower concerned about our civil rights.

His life is in danger? We don't assassinate people in this country. He is just a little weasel with delusions of grandeur. All those women in the Suffrage Movement....all the Civil Rights movers....they fought in the streets of this country for what they believed in. They got beaten and thrown in jail, sure. That is what I call brave and heroic. Snowden is a coward who is afraid of jail time? Puhleeeze. In my opinion, he was working with Putin and Russia.

[Gassy Man]

Turdlock is on!

He sucks.

[The General]

Turdlock is on!

He sucks.

Mitch Turdlock?

[Gassy Man]

The one and only.

He's a turd!

[BobGrau]

Does a volcano know which side of the earth to pop out of?

Which one is more stuffed with molten hot pizza roll filling?

If you threw a volcano into a virgin, would it appease the thunder gods?

[NoMoreNoory]

Wow. We're firmly on the rocks already as Mystic Joorch pronounces on why he believes there must be a God to be responsible for the marvelous order around us. You look at the human body, says Simple Joorch, and we need to see things and so we have eyes, and we need to communicate with people and things and so we have ears, and we need to eat and breathe and so we have mouths. We should be grateful that Noory's determination to keep his late night show child friendly meant he didn't continue his exploration of body parts south of the neckline, but Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, can you get more asinine? So mind-bogglingly moronic and pointless, his guest was left making odd noises as he attempted to articulate some kind of response to this brainless blathering. What a dumb fucking idiot this man is.

HOW IS HE STILL IN A JOB? JUST HOW?

[zeebo]

I'm really enjoying physicist Alan Lightman's well-spoken and interesting views on the universe.  He had an interesting observation on the mismatch between the human desire for permanence, and the always changing nature of the cosmos. 

One would think this profound idea demands at least one follow-up question, if not a whole discussion about it.  Instead, Noory's response is:  "Explain the Big Bang Theory to me."

[NoMoreNoory]

Well, it's a theory that Little George has a hard time with. Bear with him. He'll catch up eventually. Maybe.

[aldousburbank]

Wow. We're firmly on the rocks already as Mystic Joorch pronounces on why he believes there must be a God to be responsible for the marvelous order around us. You look at the human body, says Simple Joorch, and we need to see things and so we have eyes, and we need to communicate with people and things and so we have ears, and we need to eat and breathe and so we have mouths. We should be grateful that Noory's determination to keep his late night show child friendly meant he didn't continue his exploration of body parts south of the neckline, but Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, can you get more asinine? So mind-bogglingly moronic and pointless, his guest was left making odd noises as he attempted to articulate some kind of response to this brainless blathering. What a dumb fucking idiot this man is.

HOW IS HE STILL IN A JOB? JUST HOW?

Heh
Classic!
Bravo!

[NoMoreNoory]

George has found the Tangerine Fountain Of Youth! Wtf?

Oh, and he just announced the Hawaii studio will open 'in a couple of months'

[Immy]

Jorch the Ghoul inquiring in depth about what it's like to die by inhaling the ash cloud of a volcanic eruption.

I just noticed that his usual "ugh" response sounds oddly orgasmic. He truly gets off on grisly death scenarios.

[zeebo]

Yep George got strangely aroused at the horrible description of how people die in volcanic ash clouds.  Ooh really?  Wow, oh that's awful.  How long would they suffer like that before expiring?  Really?  Oh wow...

[Gassy Man]

George confused suffering with drama.  It's not so much that he's a ghoul as he is just stupid.

[Gassy Man]

Haha, George got the location of the arch vis a vis the New Madras Fault wrong.  Then followed up with a non sequitur about being able to go up to and look out of the arch, baffling the guest for a moment, and then tried to recover by saying he'd hate to be in it when an earthquake happened.