George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Noory keeps calling this guest tonight "Hoss"
He must be thinking of an old TV show "Bonanza"

[FallenSeraph]

Tonight's C2C wins the award for Choice Noory Quotes of the Month:

"Hollywood turns these werewolves out to be romantic, but they're not really romantic, are they?"

"When vampires are out doing their thing, can they really be stopped?"

"Of the banshees, werewolves and vampires, if you encountered one, which one would you want to encounter?"

Oh George.

[Morgus]

The Banshee from one of Noory's fav Disney movies 1959's "Darby O'Gill & The Little People"

[Étouffée]

Tonight's C2C wins the award for Choice Noory Quotes of the Month:

"Hollywood turns these werewolves out to be romantic, but they're not really romantic, are they?"

"When vampires are out doing their thing, can they really be stopped?"

"Of the banshees, werewolves and vampires, if you encountered one, which one would you want to encounter?"

Oh George.

Who can pick?  They are all priceless.  Somehow, seeing Nooryisms in print makes them funnier than hearing them live!

[FallenSeraph]

Who can pick?  They are all priceless.  Somehow, seeing Nooryisms in print makes them funnier than hearing them live!

YES! The first time I read the first post in this thread - the one with the list of them - I laughed so hard I cried. Honestly, I hadn't laughed so hard in years.

[FallenSeraph]

"Since the banshees are from Ireland, I assume they're Catholic?"

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Sheezus.

[Étouffée]

Wherebear?  Therebear!

This show is killing me!

We need a transcript.

[FallenSeraph]

Wherebear?  Therebear!

This show is killing me!

We need a transcript.

We TOTALLY need a transcript of this one.

And at times he sounds like he's got chips or something shoved in his mouth when he's talking. And listening to him get kind of flirty with this guest = awkward. Sooooooo awkward.

[Étouffée]

"Since the banshees are from Ireland, I assume they're Catholic?"

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Sheezus.

I cannot stop laughing at the idea of the Catholic Banshees.

Midnight confessions!

[Étouffée]

Finally, from George:  "never underestimate the power of plants".

[FallenSeraph]

Finally, from George:  "never underestimate the power of plants".

LOL

and

"Do banshees also practice witchcraft?"

[Étouffée]

LOL

and

"Do banshees also practice witchcraft?"

I guess it's a guilty pleasure, at this point, but Noory has been completely laugh out loud entertaining tonight!

[FallenSeraph]

I guess it's a guilty pleasure, at this point, but Noory has been completely laugh out loud entertaining tonight!

So glad I found someone else here who was also listening to it â€" it was too hilarious not to be shared.

Thanks for joining me in the laughs! Have a good night/morning!

[Étouffée]

So glad I found someone else here who was also listening to it â€" it was too hilarious not to be shared.

Thanks for joining me in the laughs! Have a good night/morning!

And to you, a good dark night/morning!  I loved sharing the insanity.

[valdez]

I predict that Noory will ask his second half guest tonight (Varla Ventura) if she is related to Jesse Ventura.
He has done that everytime she has been on c2c before, even though Jesse made up his name...

     Check.

I predict Noory will ask Varla Ventura if she is related to Ace Ventura...

     Check.

"Hollywood turns these werewolves out to be romantic, but they're not really romantic, are they?"

   That was a question to Varla Ventura, who's not related to Jesse, and Ace Ventura is a just fictional movie character.  After Hoss Lors had told George that skin walkers (shape shifters) are required to sacrafice one of their children in order to learn the craft, George wondered, "Were they good people?  Until they were doing this?"  Because, you know, someone who sacrafices a child just still might be a good person.  Hey, George, I got a few for you:  Are these the questions of someone who says he does show prep, but maybe he really doesn't?  And when do the "riveting" shows begin?  And have you noticed that you're treating these subjects with the same "wink wink" feigned seriousness that you accuse the main stream media of doing?  Odd, isn't it?

no relation

[RedMichael]

I like how there is a random alien head floating above the microwave on the cover of his cookbook. Like he needed that there for credibility. "Is this the real legendary nighthawk's book or some hater trying to profit off his greatness?"

"No, look at that random floating alien head."

"Oh thats gotta be his then..."

[ItsOver]

...I think the only thing left for him to do is a Broadway musical. Or porn.

Well, he's "done" Toronto.  Pretty close to porn.... errr, I mean Broadway.  I'm surprised Canada hasn't declared war yet.


Coast to Coast George Noory singing Elvis live in Toronto

[ItsOver]

"Since the banshees are from Ireland, I assume they're Catholic?"

Hahahaha....classic.    Of course, but most of them are in Southern Ireland, Jorch. 

[Falkie2013]

LOL

and

"Do banshees also practice witchcraft?"

They do till they get it right.

The old joke :

" Practice, practice, practice ! "

I hope someone posted this show on You Tube.
I could do videos for years just repeating Nooryisms for all to hear.
And this guy thinks I am ranting against him just to rant.
He's his own worst enemy.
Has anyone ever thought of taking all his audio malapropisms ( if that's what one call them ) and send them to the Chairman/CEO of Premiere and ask them to replace him because Noory is the laughing stock or radio.
Hmm, maybe I should get a sweatshirt made up with a photoshopped picture of $noory on one side and the top ( or bottom ) 10 $nooryisms listed on the back.
Are banshees Catholic has to be one of the best yet.
Next thing you know $noory'll be claiming that banshees will sing people Irish lullabys.
" Tura lura lura ... "
As they seek to take the souls of the dead and dying.
Sheesh.

[ItsOver]

....Next thing you know $noory'll be claiming that banshees will sing people Irish lullabys.
" Tura lura lura ... "
As they seek to take the souls of the dead and dying.
Sheesh.

I'm surprised Jorch didn't ask how many banshees were in the IRA.  Of course, Jorch would think IRA mean't individual retirement account. 

[FallenSeraph]

   
   That was a question to Varla Ventura, who's not related to Jesse, and Ace Ventura is a just fictional movie character.  After Hoss Lors had told George that skin walkers (shape shifters) are required to sacrafice one of their children in order to learn the craft, George wondered, "Were they good people?  Until they were doing this?"  Because, you know, someone who sacrafices a child just still might be a good person.  Hey, George, I got a few for you:  Are these the questions of someone who says he does show prep, but maybe he really doesn't?  And when do the "riveting" shows begin?  And have you noticed that you're treating these subjects with the same "wink wink" feigned seriousness that you accuse the main stream media of doing?  Odd, isn't it?

Haha - I thought of you when I heard this stuff, Valdez, because you always catch his inane comments.

[ItsOver]

I think Valdez deserves a Pizza Roll medal for his dedicated BellGab service and amazingly high tolerance for Noory-inflicted pain.

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[FallenSeraph]

I think Valdez deserves a Pizza Roll medal for his dedicated BellGab service and amazingly high tolerance for Noory-inflicted pain.

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Hell yes!

Haha that is awesome.

[FM451]

ItsOver, love that pic!   

[ItsOver]

Thank you!  The pizza roll medal was created as a salute to the dedicated pizza roll that gave it's life to keep Dave Noorie off the air for several nights and to honor those who have achieved notable accomplishments in the battle against Dave's suckage.

[Insomniac Missourian]

Thank you!  The pizza roll medal was created as a salute to the dedicated pizza roll that gave it's life to keep Dave Noorie off the air for several nights and to honor those who have achieved notable accomplishments in the battle against Dave's suckage.

I disagreed with that citation.  Yes, he took Noory off the air for a few days, but he was unable to get the job done fully! 

[starrmtn001]

I think Valdez deserves a Pizza Roll medal for his dedicated BellGab service and amazingly high tolerance for Noory-inflicted pain.

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HEAR, HEAR!

[MV/Liberace!]

the premiere episode of the gabcast is posted here.  sorry it took so long to post it.  ufoship.com is a wordpress site, and the administrative back end was broken so i couldn't submit the post.  curtis fixed it last night, so all is now fine.

[valdez]

I think Valdez deserves a Pizza Roll medal for his dedicated BellGab service and amazingly high tolerance for Noory-inflicted pain.

Hell yes!

HEAR, HEAR!

     Oh my goshness.  I am so completely not ready for this.  First of all, I'd like to thank casioson Falkie MV, because he stayed sober long enough to...banned Lilly...created all this.  And everyone who has ever hated gays...held up a liquor store...typed "George Noory Sucks" in the google search box in quiet desperation.  And Ian Punnett, George Knapp, and Art Bell.  Thank you.  You really really like m... You'll all hang one day  You guys are great. Viva la Coastgab BellGab.  Viva la Compendium.

[Jackstar]

     Oh my goshness.  I am so completely not ready for this.  First of all, I'd like to thank casioson Falkie MV, because he stayed sober long enough to...banned Lilly...created all this.  And everyone who has ever hated gays...held up a liquor store...typed "George Noory Sucks" in the google search box in quiet desperation.  And Ian Punnett, George Knapp, and Art Bell.  Thank you.  You really really like m... You'll all hang one day  You guys are great. Viva la Coastgab BellGab.  Viva la Compendium.

oh ffs