George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[karios8]

It looks like Dave's tango w/the pizza rolls may be a joke outside the walls of this site. 

At this point I was hung up on. But my hopes were high. That voice was unmistakable, like a smoky glass of bourbon, like choking on sweet velour pants. Very specific, very hard to forget. Janice Gaynor was tracked down, and she was mine. I decided to give her a half-hour while I heated up some Hot Pockets to celebrate my online detective work. They were delicious, and they burned the skin off the roof of my mouth.

Full article over on Cracked.com about the crazy rhubarb lady if you now want context. http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-failed-attempts-to-interview-viral-video-villain/#ixzz2cOFQDFhe

[Catsmile]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

Hahahaha, well worth the listen for any fan of Dave.

[karios8]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

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Hilarious

[ziznak]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

just gotta figure out what snippet to use.... and should I use it as a ringtone... or a notification for texxxing?

[basswood]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

Well done, sir 

[HorrorReporter]

The I'm Dave Noory song is addictive. I've listened 7 times and still laugh.

Remember seeing those Judge Judy and Dr. Phil prank calls using sound files of them? Can someone do that with Noory? Please?
What if someone got through to Dave and pranked him with his own voice???

Someone did it with Alex Jones and it turned out just ok.. I think Dave would add so much more flare...

Alex Jones Soundboard Prank Calls

Alex Jones Calls for a chat - Prank Call

[ziznak]

The I'm Dave Noory song is addictive. I've listened 7 times and still laugh.

Remember seeing those Judge Judy and Dr. Phil prank calls using sound files of them? Can someone do that with Noory? Please?
What if someone got through to Dave and pranked him with his own voice???

Someone did it with Alex Jones and it turned out just ok.. I think Dave would add so much more flare...

Alex Jones Soundboard Prank Calls

Alex Jones Calls for a chat - Prank Call

we made a soundboard for that a while back!!!  we basically just wanted to make a jorch soundboard but... I was hoping somebody would use it for something like a prank call or even a scripted mock interview.  The possibility of Jorch talking to Jorch was the ultimate experience in my mind at the time.  I think that would be some funny ass shit. 

[elbee]

Yea me and ziznak had a nice collection of h'incredibul jorch nooryismsess.

Alas I have been so busy and to do this project justice I would have to have a more stable life and have a couple of hours a night to work on it. Surely someone can do some edits? I'll try when I have my PC up and running but that could be a long time as I've just moved to London

[PB the Deplorable]

The I'm Dave Noory song is addictive. I've listened 7 times and still laugh.

Remember seeing those Judge Judy and Dr. Phil prank calls using sound files of them? Can someone do that with Noory? Please?
What if someone got through to Dave and pranked him with his own voice???

Someone did it with Alex Jones and it turned out just ok.. I think Dave would add so much more flare...

Those are so funny.  Here is one some local DJs made when they called Evel Knievals hotel room and left a prank message when he didn't pick up. 

He was all agitated and called them back.  They made a tape from his call back to prank other people.  They still pull it out every once in awhile and make more calls.


Stop calling me on the phone!


Stop calling me on the phone! Part 2


It might work with George, I've heard people don't recognize their own voices easily, but on the other hand he'd have to be listening and engaged..

[Jesus Undercarriage]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

Bit Lame

[starrmtn001]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

BHUYAA!!!  Well done Eddie! 

[lonevoice]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

That's so well done, Eddie Dean.  Thanks!

[TequilaMB]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

Great job, that's awesome!

[nooryisawesome]

Noory is awesome, best radio show host of all time.
With out him there would be no dark matter. Way to go george! You rock, you brought art back out if retirement. Thanks mr. Noory!

[ziznak]

the soundboard is still out there... search is still down and I'm a lazy bastard so i didnt take the time last night to dig it up.   El Bee, and Eddie Dean both contributed enormously to it.  you can download the clips we have collected or just use the public board.  probly better off just downloading them.  I liked the alex jones calls.  I think a mock noory interview would be kinda easy acutally... been using Reaper for my own music project lately and I'm getting pretty good with it. I may have some talent for noory sampling as well.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/golemsoundboard

[SaucyRossy]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

AMAZING Eddie.

Replacement for UFO Phil

[NORGEGORY]

"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because...remember Chewbacca?" --George Noory

[bmcintyre]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"
enjoy everyone

Very good!

[elbee]

Ziznak. Please can you post links to your avatar I want to upload it to my Facebook. Its got me in tears ! Someone make a Gethsemane or crucifixion one hahaha

[Gnoory]

Hope you all had a great weekend.
Be well.
GN

[bmcintyre]

Hope George stays on this forum. He isn't my all time favorited but I still think he sounds like a nice guy and it's nice to be able to talk to him like this

I think he is probably a real nice guy.  I wish he was here.  I miss him so.  Everyone is so nasty.   It is just not right to say that the guy isn't trying when he really is.  I wish the rude people would go away.  We could all give him a big group hug (George Noory).  God bless.

[san miguel]

Hey George, how's it going

[SciFiAuthor]

You know George, the only way your detractors would know and care enough to attack as they do is if they listened to C2C every night. They're like a captive audience!

So I'll counter the negativity (and annoy the other posters) with a daily positive comment about George Noory and C2C as it is today. George never takes the guests to task about their statements and isn't informed enough about them? I think Sylvia Browne might disagree.

[Juan]

Hey, George.  You have David Wilcock scheduled for tonight.  Have you read his book, The Syncronicity Key?  If so, what is the most important lesson you learned from it?

[SciFiAuthor]

I'll also give positive Hoagland comments. That man has one hell of a head of hair. I mean magnificent. If we ever make contact with aliens and they're curious about what a grade AAA coif looks like, beam them a picture of Richard C.

[heater]

I'll also give positive Hoagland comments. That man has one hell of a head of hair. I mean magnificent. If we ever make contact with aliens and they're curious about what a grade AAA coif looks like, beam them a picture of Richard C.

We should commission a Space X rocket and send Mr. Hoagland to them.  Why wait for aliens to come to us?

[bateman]

A new audio creation!
"I'm Dave Noory"

enjoy everyone

This. Is. Phenomenal.

[MV/Liberace!]

I'll also give positive Hoagland comments. That man has one hell of a head of hair. I mean magnificent. If we ever make contact with aliens and they're curious about what a grade AAA coif looks like, beam them a picture of Richard C.

i'll bet hoagland wears brut fabergé.

[bmcintyre]

Hope you all had a great weekend.
Be well.
GN

Hi George.  I understand that you brought a flashlight to work to show everyone the top of your mouth.  What other aids do you use to show people your booboos?  For example, would you bring a magnifying glass to work to show people an infected hair?

[onan]

Hi George.  I understand that you brought a flashlight to work to show everyone the top of your mouth.  What other aids do you use to show people your booboos?  For example, would you bring a magnifying glass to work to show people an infected hair?

Hell he records his mistakes for posterity... who here has that kind of self assurance?