George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Tinfoil Hat]

This thread is bizarre.  You guys get the real George on here, but now the fake George is more popular - go figure.

I think that says more about the real George than it does about this thread.

[ItsOver]

I fart in the general direction of Gnoory. (Not) George Noory is the real deal!

Absholutely! He's not a phony and he loves lizards! Squeal!

[George Noory]

Oh thank you so much Jorch!!! I knew you could identify with little Loungie!

Dear Premrad Exec. in the sky (33rd floor). I beseech you to hear my prayer for little Loungie. He's just a lizard but has a higher I.Q. than those on this thread that actually think I want to improve the show. HAW HAW HAW.  Oh Great One, bless little Loungie and may he become one of my fans. I'll call him and feed him some bullshit and that should do the trick. HAW HAW HAW  Amen.

[Roy Hinkley]

I think that says more about the real George than it does about this thread.

Hmm - good point Tinfoil.

[bmcintyre]

Hey, does anyone remember the time when I pretended to have ESP and guess the occupation of a caller only to be caught in the deception when she said that she already gave that info to Tommy? Of course, I played it off as a gag. HAW HAW HAW. Good times. And there are people here who still take me seriously. Too funny.

How about when you said that you would get Christian to help that guy with the heart problems and asked Tommy to get his information?  And, the guy called back a week later saying that he hadn't heard from anyone!  What a deadbeat he was, trying to get something for nothing.  Couldn't even keep a good phone connection with him either. 

And, we do understand that being of middle eastern descent doesn't mean that you are a Muslim.  Curiously, did you have to take it all the way Thursday night and say that Muslims slaughtered members of your family back in the day,  considering the events going on in Egypt right now?  Cairo, Cairo, Cairo.  Its us against them George and it pays to be on the right side.  Please do not tell us these things.  We do not have to know.  Keep a little mystery.   

[bmcintyre]

YEah i think its cool hes around...
Noory sucks!

I see a problem here but you go girl!!

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch, you have often talked about what an impact Erich Von Daniken's Chariots Of The Gods made on you when you were 'a little boy of 11 or 12'. And yet it appears that COTG wasn't published until you were 18. Did you remote gruview it, or slip through a portal to 1968 to get an advance copy in 1961?

[bmcintyre]

I fart in the general direction of Gnoory. (Not) George Noory is the real deal!

Tommy farts at George.  Scrappy farts at George.     

[George Noory]

Joorch, you have often talked about what an impact Erich Von Daniken's Chariots Of The Gods made on you when you were 'a little boy of 11 or 12'. And yet it appears that COTG wasn't published until you were 18. Did you remote gruview it, or slip through a portal to 1968 to get an advance copy in 1961?

No, I just lied.

[Roy Hinkley]

I have confirmed the identity of Gnoory. It is, in fact, George Noory.

As you were.

From page 1001.

[bmcintyre]

No, I just lied.

George, have you ever done a show sitting on the toilet?

[bmcintyre]

Yep I was behind you! Back 2 back
We were both polite to George.

Good for you!!!

[George Noory]

How about when you said that you would get Christian to help that guy with the heart problems and asked Tommy to get his information?  And, the guy called back a week later saying that he hadn't heard from anyone!  What a deadbeat he was, trying to get something for nothing.  Couldn't even keep a good phone connection with him either. 

And, we do understand that being of middle eastern descent doesn't mean that you are a Muslim.  Curiously, did you have to take it all the way Thursday night and say that Muslims slaughtered members of your family back in the day,  considering the events going on in Egypt right now?  Cairo, Cairo, Cairo.  Its us against them George and it pays to be on the right side.  Please do not tell us these things.  We do not have to know.  Keep a little mystery.

Oh, well, that was just a, um, a misunderstanding. Yeah, that's it. You know, a miscommunication. I SAID Christian would help him, not me. I was very disappointed in Christian but what could I do about it? Christian was not allowed to go to the Waffle House with us for a week. Kids these days, huh? What are ya gonna do? I hope whatsizname is O.K.. HAW HAW HAW.

[eddie dean]

What's the over/under on how many more days Gnoory is an active poster here?
I'd put it at maybe 29.5 days. somewere around the 15th or 16th day of September.
Hmm Coincidence maybe.
Also Dave has posted only on work days so far, which might suggest this is a business/work obligation he HAS to do. If he is having so much fun connecting with us "suckers" he would stop by on his days off as well.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What's the over/under on how many more days Gnoory is an active poster here?
I'd put it at maybe 29.5 days. somewere around the 15th or 16th day of September.
Hmm Coincidence maybe.
Also Dave has posted only on work days so far, which might suggest this is a business/work obligation he HAS to do. If he is having so much fun connecting with us "suckers" he would stop by on his days off as well.

Yes, it is a corporate decision for him to be here.  No doubt about it.

However he only started on Monday and doesn't post this early, so we haven't established that he only comes here during business days.

[zeebo]

Yep, always gotta include the 'C.'  Otherwise he's just another Dick.

I would like to start a movement for Art's new show:

"Less Dick, More Kaku."

[bmcintyre]

Well, if you can call getting a "hot Carl" from Pat Boone taking a dump with him then, yes, I took a dump with Pat Boone.

I heard it was a Cleveland Steamer.

[George Noory]

George, have you ever done a show sitting on the toilet?

More to the point. Have I ever done a show NOT sitting on the toilet? A figurative toilet really because what you must understand is that I am complete shit as a host. I don't care, I'm lazy, I'm stupid, I pretend to be Mr. Nice Guy when in reality I am not a nice person at all. Why, after all these years of being called out on these "suck" threads I decide to come on and talk only after I find out that Art is coming back. I mean, how transparent can I get and yet these noobs here buy it.

Millions of smart competent people slaving for peanuts and an insincere idiot like me has a big time radio show that I never deserved and a big paycheck without even trying. Oh, it's just tooooo good. HAW HAW HAW.

[bmcintyre]

Oh, well, that was just a, um, a misunderstanding. Yeah, that's it. You know, a miscommunication. I SAID Christian would help him, not me. I was very disappointed in Christian but what could I do about it? Christian was not allowed to go to the Waffle House with us for a week. Kids these days, huh? What are ya gonna do? I hope whatsizname is O.K.. HAW HAW HAW.

Actually, what I meant to say was that you seamlessly took a horrible international event and made it all about you!! Bravo George!! 

[zeebo]

This thread is bizarre.  You guys get the real George on here, but now the fake George is more popular - go figure.

We've made him better ... stronger ... faster.

[George Noory]

I heard it was a Cleveland Steamer.

That's East of the Rockies. This happened in L.A..

[George Noory]

Actually, what I meant to say was that you seamlessly took a horrible international event and made it all about you!! Bravo George!!

Hey, it's what I do.

[bmcintyre]

That's East of the Rockies. This happened in L.A..

George, Ive been unemployed for over a year.  Do you think I could make extra money with my computer? If I work hard, really hard? 

[eddie dean]

However he only started on Monday and doesn't post this early, so we haven't established that he only comes here during business days.

I would be surprised if he visited today. My interaction with Gnoory on Tuesday or Wednesday was around this time 6-7pm MST, so he has posted early evenings. But you are right, the majority of his posts are about 1 hour before C2C starts, and during the show, but after the show, he leaves to search for turkey sandwiches!

[bmcintyre]

Hey, it's what I do.

You are a "people person"

And, may I add, thank you for your service to our country.

[George Noory]

George, Ive been unemployed for over a year.  Do you think I could make extra money with my computer? If I work hard, really hard?

No, you can't but you can make good money in the Hot Carl business.

[castimout]

Actually, what I meant to say was that you seamlessly took a horrible international event and made it all about you!! Bravo George!!

I feel he took a whole job at c2c just to make it all about him.  He doesn't seem to care a bit about the show except to try to use it to aggrandize himself, and that is not at all interesting but quite disgusting.  Welcome back, classy Art!!!

[George Noory]

You are a "people person"

And, may I add, thank you for your service to our country.

Yes, I AM a people person. And that people's name is George Noory.

[bmcintyre]

No, I just lied.

What happened to that horse farm that you had?

[George Noory]

What happened to that horse farm that you had?

Starved them to death and sold the carcasses to the glue factory. What else?