George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[George Noory]

Now THIS is a post:

Just brilliant.

Well, thanks, Spinner. Just tellin' the truth. Ya know, I'm just here to "improve".

Apparently, it's all the guest's fault.

[ItsOver]

Don't let the haterz get you down Jorch!  Keep on eating those Chicago dogs!

[Catsmile]

Well it's 13 minutes past the hour, how many maimed children stories has he spewed??

For each maimed story he reports you must take a drink.

[ItsOver]

Hard to say.  I turned my radio off 13 minutes ago.

[SciFiAuthor]

You challenged Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale.

The internets can't handle this.....

I did. He's actually a very nice man and will only kill you if you make a sudden move. Threats do not phase Chuck Norris. Action does.

There's more. I met Clint Eastwood multiple times without recognizing him. Was given a 12 pack of beer by Bruce Willis. Was kicked in the face by Peter Steele of Type o Negative. I can't meet a celebrity in a normal manner for some reason.

[bateman]

Well it's 13 minutes past the hour, how many maimed children stories has he spewed??

Glue in a baby's ears. Jesus Christ, George.

[SaucyRossy]

I did. He's actually a very nice man and will only kill you if you make a sudden move. Threats do not phase Chuck Norris. Action does.

There's more. I met Clint Eastwood multiple times without recognizing him. Was given a 12 pack of beer by Bruce Willis. Was kicked in the face by Peter Steele of Type o Negative. I can't meet a celebrity in a normal manner for some reason.

You must tell the Bruce and Clint stories.

[aldousburbank]

Maybe the greatest actor of his era, but not confirmed yet. He loves the show so....fingers crossed

Keanu?

[SaucyRossy]

George ask him if Lyme disease is more prevalent during the summer.....since you know ticks are more active.

[ziznak]

ummmm there was the teenage murderers in colorado... the lil kid with glue in his ear was the token child maim story i think...

[ItsOver]

Keanu?

Sean Penn?

[ItsOver]

ummmm there was the teenage murderers in colorado... the lil kid with glue in his ear was the token child maim story i think...

You're right, Ziz.  The lil kid was to draw in the listeners. 

[aldousburbank]

for some reason when I hear you guys play that 80's and 70's stuff I picture how you may have looked back then... ya know? ...dressed in period attire and trolling the clubs for low hanging poon.

Thas rite!  Dang strate!

[WhosURmama]

This gnoory exchange/excitement thing some of you do.
Gag me with a spoon. Please. 

Coast to Coast is Toast - Get Over It

[George Noory]

Can you imagine how bad I would be if I couldn't furiously Google? I wouldn't have anything to contribute, at all.

[ItsOver]

You should send your paycheck to Wiki, Jorch.

[WhosURmama]

George ask him if Lyme disease is more prevalent during the summer.....since you know ticks are more active.

Try googling it.  You might find out!

[Catsmile]

Quote from: Gnoory on Today at 12:41:55 AM

    Maybe the greatest actor of his era, but not confirmed yet. He loves the show so....fingers crossed

Keanu?
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Guffaw, good sir.

[George Noory]

This gnoory exchange/excitement thing some of you do.
Gag me with a spoon. Please. 

Coast to Coast is Toast - Get Over It

New name for the thread, 'George Noory Sucks Thread Posters Suck George Noory'.

[SaucyRossy]

Try googling it.  You might find out!

I KNOW. I am making a point that this whole guest is ridiculous....

Also, George...you really didn't know he didnt write that book?

JEEZ

You're trying though.

[aldousburbank]

This gnoory exchange/excitement thing some of you do.
Gag me with a spoon.

Table or tea?

[ItsOver]

This gnoory exchange/excitement thing some of you do.
Gag me with a spoon. Please. 

Coast to Coast is Toast - Get Over It

It does kind of make me want to take a shower.

[George Noory]

You should send your paycheck to Wiki, Jorch.

Can I send loose change in an envelope?

[SciFiAuthor]

Bruce: My cousin owns a tour bus business that specializes in transporting bands. Bruce had a band and toured around, and I happened to be on site to help my cousin out with something when he pulled in with Bruce's band. Bruce was a great guy and gave me the remainder of the beer that he had instead of taking it on the plane.

Clint: Bizarre. I lived near the Sandy River in Oregon when I was 10-13. Eastwood owned a cabin and would come up from California during salmon fishing season and sort of hide out up there. I would walk over and talk to him, he'd grow a beard and just sort of sit there and fish on his own, but I'd never seen any of the Dirty Harry movies or anything, so had no idea who he was. He was friendly and ultimately he ended up teaching me to fish for salmon over the course of like 3 years. My dad eventually told me who he was, and then I saw a movie and was astounded after the fact.

[NoMoreNoory]

Glue in a baby's ears. Jesus Christ, George.

He said "7 year old infant". We wound it back twice just to be sure.  What a moron.

[George Noory]

I hope GNoory comes back but only the (Not) George Noory will tell me if Tommy is a top or bottom. (Not that its a bad thing; just defines the relationship)

Well, bmcintyre, since you asked.

I'm the one with the prolapsed asshole. So, take a wild guess.

[ItsOver]

Can I send loose change in an envelope?

I think they prefer unmarked twenties but, hey, it's not like they're PBS or anything.

[ziznak]

Table or tea?

here use my ladle

[bateman]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SONG

[karios8]

Forget asking what the purpose of a tick is.  Why do we need a George Noory? What purpose does it serve? Does it provide compelling radio? Maybe its just good for jokes.  Do you think that's it?