George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory is fascinated by the correlation between the serpent - or the serprent as he put it - and the devil because in pictures, the devil has 'that tail' and cloven hoofs. Last time I looked, Joorch, serprents didn't even have legs, let alone hoofs, cloven or otherwise.

Utter and complete moron

[Morgus]

Noory is now trying to push over 5000 more listeners to join the c2c facebook page and "like" him.
Too bad they don't have a "Hate us" button on his facebook page, would get more pushes than the "like us" button I bet... 

[NoMoreNoory]

'Humankind history'

It just never ends, does it? Enough, already. G'night.

[George Noory]

My hot date.

[midnightbidder]

I am who I says I am........ke ke ke...I'm strong to the finish cause I eats my spinach......

[Roy Hinkley]

To (Not) George Noory,

I'm kind of new here.  No disrespect intended, but I am trying to figure out the images you are posting.  What do they mean in describing how Snoory sucks?

[midnightbidder]

my wife is a very hot asian girl and when I first met her she had a burning bush, now not so much.

[RedMichael]

aaaand another guest that has spiraled out of control into his own insanity with no effort to steer him into anything listenable. I think Noory is just afraid to admit that he doesn't understand or know. If he just said it once, maybe a guest would reel it in a bit.


I am hearing what he is saying but the dots aren't connecting. I did enjoy him blasting Ickes in a very drawn out way.

[WOTR]

this is the worst april fools joke I've ever heard in my life. they bring in Roger Lear to talk about a tomato growing in a guy's stomach.

I was a little upset that I did not turn off the radio when I heard Georgies intro.  Instead I listened while they spent 5 minutes on the news story of the tomato and I refuse to go to his site and click on the story to confirm that it is an April fools joke (you just know that Tommy and George will be checking the number tomorrow congratulating each other on how many people they fooled.)  This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.  A seed not destroyed by stomach acid sprouting a tomato plant that needs no nutrition, air or light growing in a stomach.  Give me strength!


I really appreciated when Knapp told his listeners at the beginning of the show yesterday that he would not be doing anything for April fools (sadly, I actually fell asleep during the show and cannot confirm that he did not engage in any jackassery.)  He actually seems to have some respect for his listeners.


On a final note, what was Leer thinking doing this?  Did he sit around thinking that he has such a reputation that he has credibility to burn so he should allow Noory to use him?  He is already on the fringe and should, perhaps, try not to make fun of himself if he expects others to take his alien implant crap seriously.

[Roy Hinkley]

On a final note, what was Leer thinking doing this?  Did he sit around thinking that he has such a reputation that he has credibility to burn so he should allow Noory to use him?  He is already on the fringe and should, perhaps, try not to make fun of himself if he expects others to take his alien implant crap seriously.
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Leir must be doing payback for pimping his book from the other night.  He is another one of the "experts" Snoorge has on that has either bogus or immaterial credentials.  Leir is a freaking foot doctor - guess that makes one an expert on alien implants. 

I feel bad for listeners who take what Snoorge's "doctors" claim without checking their credentials.  Most of the time they have some degree from a paper mill like "The Whole Life Consciousness School" or something lame like that.  I did that for a school paper once to show how easy it is - I am an ordained minister with a doctorate in divinity - for like $40 and an application.  That's what most of these quack doctors he has on the show have done is just purchased a degree.

[midnightbidder]

no I have hard evidence damn it! I personally I am familiar with 2 reptilians in my own life.and later on after the show I am going to tame my 1 eyed snake probably with some hand lotion 2 possibly Filipino porn. and then I will probably drain the lizard too. so don't tell me that I have no evidence. because after thinking about Filipino porn my evidence is really hard.

[PB the Deplorable]

... On a final note, what was Leer thinking doing this?  Did he sit around thinking that he has such a reputation that he has credibility to burn so he should allow Noory to use him?  He is already on the fringe and should, perhaps, try not to make fun of himself if he expects others to take his alien implant crap seriously.

He figures anyone that still believes a word of it won't start to question any of it now, now matter what he says or does.  Same with the rest of George's regulars.

[Immy]

It's plainly obvious who Jorch's lame AFD joke is aimed at - the simpleton audience he's cultivated. But even a good portion of them probably weren't fooled, since by now they know he tries something every year. And yes, Knapp made it clear last night he wouldn't be doing any of that AFD nonsense or silliness, I forget which word he used, and he stuck to it. At least once a show the Knappster throws a mild dig at Jorch. Once when doing the Coast Insider promo he promised he wouldn't beat listeners to death with these pathetic pleas. True to his word, he only does it once a show.

[Immy]

Jorch was so over his head with this reptilian guy that he had to go to his default reference point - movies - Enemy Mine being the only one that sprang to mind at the moment, though he couldn't remember the title. 

[Juan]

I must take issue with last night's tomato plant being the worst April Fool's Day joke.  The worst, by far, was when George fired LMH on the air.  You could tell by her voice that she had not been forewarned and took him seriously.  Since, she's been openly hostile to him.

That said, all I could think of during the joke was Mel's Hole, the guy flying into Area 51, etc.  Those were great stories and Art did a great job with them.  The tomato farmer played this very poorly - asking sNoory for help within a couple of sentences.  What fool would do that?  Then the brought on Leir - isn't he a podiatrist?  What the hell does he know about stomachs? 

I think that's what is so frustrating about the sNoory show - there are elements that could be good, or at least amusing.  Instead they are poorly played.

Obviously, George Noory sucks.

[valdez]

...what was Leer thinking doing this?

'Humankind history'...

...I did enjoy him blasting Ickes...

Tomatoes?  Tomatoes?  With all the archived sound bites, sound effects, and flunky guest (Lear sounded tired) to play along they come up with the tomato thing?  There simply is no imagination on that staff and it is evident night after night.  George asked Annie Kagan, who's brother died and was communicating with her, and who I thought was sincere and could have been a good interview, "do you learn things on the other side?"  Eh, you mean besides finally knowing there is another side?  And what it's like?  Only the biggest question every human has ever wondered?  Besides that, George?  You frigging idiot, scam artist, dolt, sorry excuse for a....  Anyway, I thought Scott Roberts was going to be boring, because the whole "reptilian" thing is such a farce, but he was cool and knowledgeable and had enough scepticism to keep it all in some sort of perspective.  And a caller even mentioned my favorite reptilian ever...

the star trek reptile guy!

[coop]

That April Fool's bit about the tomato plant growing in Fred Lizer's (fertilizer) belly was cringe worthy.
It was embarrassing and fake.  Apparently there is no creativity or intelligence on the staff...or it was George's bright idea and no one would challenge him on the idiocy of that segment.  George cannot handle any sort of criticism and quickly becomes nasty when confronted.  He must have been raised by feral wolves on a diet of feral pizza rolls because he seems so off...he just doesn't get humor, affection or natural interactions.  Very odd little man.

[Marc.Knight]

Noory is fascinated by the correlation between the serpent - or the serprent as he put it - and the devil because in pictures, the devil has 'that tail' and cloven hoofs. Last time I looked, Joorch, serprents didn't even have legs, let alone hoofs, cloven or otherwise.

Utter and complete moron

In addition to most things, Noory has problems with anatomy.  Reference his previous statement when he said he "jumped over a chair with his "back feet".

[Mind Flayer Monk]

     Well, I liked the show. As Valdez typed above, Scott Roberts was saved by the Star Trek reptilian caller. Roberts tended to ramble-because of Noory of course-but over all not a bad show.  Annie Kagan reminded me of one of the wacky people you meet out camping. Which reminds of a camp host I met who had been a camp host near Mt Shasta in the 80s. That guy had stories.

[ItsOver]

The worst April Fool's joke.

[popple]

Why couldn't Jorch get burned by another pizza roll as his April fools day joke?

[Pragmier]

A good one would've been Phil Hendrie as a guest, doing a C2C sendup while becoming more and more unbelievable each commercial break. He could start as a UFO witness and end up a transdimensional shape-shifting bigfoot from the future. Then again, would his audience have been able to figure it out?

[ufogadfly]

To (Not) George Noory,

I'm kind of new here.  No disrespect intended, but I am trying to figure out the images you are posting.  What do they mean in describing how Snoory sucks?

I was wondering the same thing.
But (Not) George Noory's avatar is great. Looks like disGeorge has to hold up his head with his hand. If it were only true maybe he wouldn't open his mouth so often. Hard to believe he actually approved that picture.

[ItsOver]

Noory is the never ending April Fool's joke that just keeps on "giving."  I sure wish Jorch wasn't such a "giver."     :


I don't think even Phil Hendrie could have developed a character as lame and "unbeeleevable" as Jorch.  Noory should just hang-out as a crooning lounge lizard in the bar at Ted's of Beverly Hills and leave the rest of us alone.

[ItsOver]

I was wondering the same thing.
But (Not) George Noory's avatar is great. Looks like disGeorge has to hold up his head with his hand. If it were only true maybe he wouldn't open his mouth so often. Hard to believe he actually approved that picture.

I'd like to think that isn't really Noory's hand but a frustrated listener punching him out. 

[Meanandnasty]

I'd like to think that isn't really Noory's hand but a frustrated listener punching him out. 

That pic was obviously taken before the phony face transplant.

[Meanandnasty]

My hot date.

She is a real doll. Do  you sing duets with her at the lizard lounge after you take her to the drive-in for chili coney dogs?

[ShayP]

I'd like to think that isn't really Noory's hand but a frustrated listener punching him out. 

LOL!  It does look like someone elses fist.  That would be great.  However, it is clear that Noory had sooo much work done to him since this photo.  He truly thinks he's "Hollywood." 

[Sardondi]

My hot date.

no I have hard evidence damn it! I personally I am familiar with 2 reptilians in my own life.and later on after the show I am going to tame my 1 eyed snake probably with some hand lotion 2 possibly Filipino porn. and then I will probably drain the lizard too. so don't tell me that I have no evidence. because after thinking about Filipino porn my evidence is really hard.

my wife is a very hot asian girl and when I first met her she had a burning bush, now not so much.

I am who I says I am........ke ke ke...I'm strong to the finish cause I eats my spinach......

Yep. That just about does it for me. Hope to see you guys down the road, but this kind of crap is just punishing myself.

[McPhallus]

My hot date.

How could any guy fuck that thing?  Fleshlights are one thing (and apparently George has heard of them), but that thing is fucking creepy, especially with those dots on its neck.  Ugh.