George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[mombird3]

I hppe Sardondi returns. As for last night I got a bad cold. Did not listen. George sucks big time.

[Rico999]

Yep.  And especially since Georgie won't challenge anyone at all, he legitimizes all the guests on the same level.  He treats a "Dr." Louis Touri the same as a real doctor like Michio Kaku.  Some of the listeners, God knows why, trust Georgie and get taken because of it.  Like the other night when someone called in and asked Georgie about the work at home ad.  They figure if he says something or endorses something it must be okay.  He fumbled some generic response, but didn't really answer the question.   Scary that he has so much power and is not intelligent enough, or principled enough, to take a stand once in a while and put his foot down on what is clearly BS...

George doesn't give a shit about "principles" or anything ethical.  He just wants to know who's paying him and that the checks don't bounce.  Remember, this is a schmuck who'll actually read you that Carnivora ad copy drivel telling you it  " ...unleashes nature's unprecedented fury...." and do it even if it sounds ridiculous.

He not only sucks, he's a phony creep.

[Falkie2013]

George doesn't give a shit about "principles" or anything ethical.  He just wants to know who's paying him and that the checks don't bounce.  Remember, this is a schmuck who'll actually read you that Carnivora ad copy drivel telling you it  " ...unleashes nature's unprecedented fury...." and do it even if it sounds ridiculous.

He not only sucks, he's a phony creep.

" nature's unprecedented fury ".


I hadn't thought about it but does Snoory write that ad copy.


I mean come on man, the most fearsome force in nature is a patent medicine ?


WTF ?


Of course, if Snoory wrote it he probably thinks that Snooreivara is even more powerful than a superstorm.


Able to leap tall colons in a single bound.


More powerful than a Yugo.




Egad, George Noory Sucks.

[McPhallus]

I don't know that anyone in radio really cares about ads.  I've heard many ads for obviously bullshit products on just about every station I've ever listened to.  Complain if you want, but they'll sell ads to anyone willing to form over the cash.

George doesn't give a shit about "principles" or anything ethical.  He just wants to know who's paying him and that the checks don't bounce.  Remember, this is a schmuck who'll actually read you that Carnivora ad copy drivel telling you it  " ...unleashes nature's unprecedented fury...." and do it even if it sounds ridiculous.

He not only sucks, he's a phony creep.

[PB the Deplorable]

I don't know that anyone in radio really cares about ads.  I've heard many ads for obviously bullshit products on just about every station I've ever listened to.  Complain if you want, but they'll sell ads to anyone willing to form over the cash.

Yes, but how many of them go out of their way to say they personally investigate every product and sponsor to make sure it's something that would be of benefit and value to the listeners, blah, blah, blah, that they don't have to take the ads if they don't want, and won't?  Then proceed to have these type of sponsors.

Just George. 

[analog kid]

A lot of broadcasters hock dubious products. It's required sometimes to pay the bills. Art did it and he was a damned pro at it.

Look at these people hocking pizza rolls. You think any of them have actually eaten one? Please.

[DebbyS]

Hi there all.. Noory Sucks!  Just had to get that out for a start.

I got a voodoo doll...working on getting sumptin of Snorrys I can place with it to cast a spell on that promo idiot.

I wish you well in finding sumptin of Snorry's, but don't look for any talent...

(I used to be weeks behind in reading, but I caught up for a bit at work, reading during my breaks, trying not to laugh too loudly. Today, April 3, I read about Nabob's quest and the first thing I thought of was...

"If you're looking for 'Talent' you won't find any..."

It's hard to get a physical representation of talent, though, unless the subject actually creates something of interest. GN fails there, too.

Good luck, Nabob! Maybe you can find a reverse voodoo doll [a doovoo doll?] and stick a talent pin into it...

Now for me, back to trying to catch up with the forum again.

And... Noory Sucks)

[Titanic]

Yep. That just about does it for me. Hope to see you guys down the road, but this kind of crap is just punishing myself.

Well, it looks like Tommy and George have finally struck on the perfect method to make this thread irrelevant.  Get some part-time teapartiers and other disaffected assholes to dominate the thread with asinine comments that claim  to hate noory. Not to name any names, Falkie and Roy ( irritating  icon, by the way) , but you have succeeded in boring the shit out of a lot of us.

[Morgus]

Noory hasn't followed up on his ridiculous tomato plant growing in a stomach story from April 1st.
Is he ashamed of such a stupid April's Fools joke? Come on at least admit its a joke, Noory...

[Falkie2013]

Excuse the hell out of me. IF this is supposedly the section of the forum where one complains about Noory, then what would YOU have me do ? Not say anything.


The man says something stupid every time he gets on the air.


And he does it multiple times in every broadcast.


If everyone thinks I'm that boring, I'll just stop posting.

[Titanic]

Poor you, Falkie.  I'm just speculating that the increase of right wing  posters us correlated with the decline of intelligent discussion here. 

[mombird3]

It seems that we all agree that Noory sucks. And we have said it many times. I wish he would retire but that does not seem to be happening. Maybe someday the Premier Radio network will fire Noory.


I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF NOORY! NO MORE.

[Doomed]

Hi-yun-die.
Good one George...

[Roy Hinkley]

Well, it looks like Tommy and George have finally struck on the perfect method to make this thread irrelevant.  Get some part-time teapartiers and other disaffected assholes to dominate the thread with asinine comments that claim  to hate noory. Not to name any names, Falkie and Roy ( irritating  icon, by the way) , but you have succeeded in boring the shit out of a lot of us.

I don't understand your comment Titanic.  I finally found this site, and thought the goal was to post our frustration about George Noory.  When I was on GLP people commented a lot more than on here, and actually responded to each other.  I don't know why you are labeling me right-wing, or why it matters.  Can't both liberals and conservatives hate George equally?  Could you please tell me how I did anything wrong if I came to a site that purports to support the fact that George Noory Sucks, and I post comments in support of the fact that he sucks, what I have done wrong?  I am sorry you do not enjoy my posts, but I have had others actually tell me they liked some of my posts.  Many people have also quoted many of my posts. I am also sorry you do not like my avatar.  I don't particularly like all of them either, but I would not insult someone regarding it. 

If I am not mistaken about the intent of this thread - to talk about how George Noory sucks - then I do not see what I am doing wrong. If folks want to let me know I am in error, please do so.  I just came here for some fun and to vent with fellow Noory haters, not intending to offend anyone, especially when I don't know what I have done to upset you.

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh my god, now I'm really scared! Jorch said North Korea has developed "nupular weapons".

[RedMichael]

That is right folks, the military exercises have only been done once. Obama is intentionally trying to start a war. Somethin goen on heer folks.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Hi Noory haters! Something happened to my original account, preventing me from posting for months. Rather than create a new account, I just blew it off and have been lurking ever since.  But, tonight, once I heard this utter moron say "Hy-Un-Dee", I finally snapped (again).  Then as icing on the cake - no wait.  Then, as a bitch slap after a kick to the balls, he has that inane conversation with the baby whisperer guy.  And for bonus points we get George's comments about the wisdom tooth tragedy - which made me realize that I bet George would rather have all of his wisdom teeth pulled than eat another pizza roll.  Anyway, I'm glad to be here and the only thing I'm looking forward to more than posting here, is the day Noory gets fired.

[Titanic]

I don't understand your comment Titanic.  I finally found this site, and thought the goal was to post our frustration about George Noory.  When I was on GLP people commented a lot more than on here, and actually responded to each other.  I don't know why you are labeling me right-wing, or why it matters.  Can't both liberals and conservatives hate George equally?  Could you please tell me how I did anything wrong if I came to a site that purports to support the fact that George Noory Sucks, and I post comments in support of the fact that he sucks, what I have done wrong?  I am sorry you do not enjoy my posts, but I have had others actually tell me they liked some of my posts.  Many people have also quoted many of my posts. I am also sorry you do not like my avatar.  I don't particularly like all of them either, but I would not insult someone regarding it. 

If I am not mistaken about the intent of this thread - to talk about how George Noory sucks - then I do not see what I am doing wrong. If folks want to let me know I am in error, please do so.  I just came here for some fun and to vent with fellow Noory haters, not intending to offend anyone, especially when I don't know what I have done to upset you.

Roy, I have to admit that I had you all wrong.  Now, having read all of your previous posts, I apologize for labeling you as a right winger.  I suppose I am just sick of seeing your annoying-assed icon 3 to 5 times a page.  I lumped you in with some sophomoric posters who seem to be driving good folks away.  Being a lurker for the most part, I depend on the thoughtful comments that seem to be disappearing from this worthy thread.  Peace.

[Doomed]

Was it just me, or did noory seem like he was leading the cheer for war with north Korea? The man actually asked if we could just wipe them out completely. This is why I cannot listen to an entire show. He always seems to conjure up a way to create fear and hate. Between him and Wells one would think this is the way things are supposed to be. In a constant state of 'finger on the button'. Dammit...we hear this crap all day long. I dont need it at night as well. Im looking for an escape. A good UFO yarn, or maybe the results of an investigation into life after death, Bigfoot, the devils triangle, men in black, you know, things that go BUMP in the night. Mels hole anyone? Grey goo...

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Haha.  George's guest just prefaced an explanation to George with "Let me put this in the form of a fable...".  To which George's response was the usual "huh".  That's pretty much it.  I think the guest is on to something but I would suggest a nursery rhyme next time.   Oh, and we just got an "I think so too."  Good grief, the Nooryisms are coming fast and furious tonight.

[RedMichael]

Starting war is a very hawkish thing to do. It should please a lot of people in the US in the sense that the US "Ain't puttin nup with anythin" however, the problem is who we have as president. This causes a huge issue with whether to still support war or somehow perform the mental gymnastics to make it bad in this unique instance.

[RedMichael]

I hate to admit it, but he seems somewhat lucid tonight. Still brings up the same shit (tying angels into everything, trying to steer the guests to validate his beliefs, etc) but whatever. I think the guest just probably is something he is interested in. haha as I typed this I think he tried to say "Nor can you" but said "Norcannibal"

[NooryIsADouchebag]

I would agree if by lucid, you just mean he is spewing much more garbage per minute than usual.

[Juan Cena]

Was it just me, or did noory seem like he was leading the cheer for war with north Korea? The man actually asked if we could just wipe them out completely. This is why I cannot listen to an entire show. He always seems to conjure up a way to create fear and hate. Between him and Wells one would think this is the way things are supposed to be. In a constant state of 'finger on the button'. Dammit...we hear this crap all day long. I dont need it at night as well. Im looking for an escape. A good UFO yarn, or maybe the results of an investigation into life after death, Bigfoot, the devils triangle, men in black, you know, things that go BUMP in the night. Mels hole anyone? Grey goo...

The biggest reason a war with North Korea probably won't happen: South Korea doesn't want to deal with reunification.

[Darth Bell]

Good grief, the Nooryisms are coming fast and furious tonight.

Okay, I was trying to listen to the show tonight and noticed this, too. So much so that it made me come here to see if I was alone in noticing that almost everything George has said tonight is something straight out of the "George Noory autopilot sound board". I almost believe he falls asleep sometimes and the producer just hits a button to produce a semi-appropriate sound byte response. This is not a new theory, but it seems to be gaining plausibility.

I know something's going to happen because something's going on. Uh-huh. I agree. You've got that right.

I'll be back in a few months when I forget how low the show quality has gotten, tune in for a few hours, and need to let off steam again.

[Girlthulhu]

Yeah, I about lost it whenever he said "Do you think it's a portal?" God, always a damn portal with this guy.

[Tinfoil Hat]

Oh my god, now I'm really scared! Jorch said North Korea has developed "nupular weapons".

Are you sure he didn't say "nipular" weapons? It better not get too cold there.

Noory is focused on his nipples. Not something I want to think about before breakfast.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yeah, I about lost it whenever he said "Do you think it's a portal?" God, always a damn portal with this guy.

I would love to hear him try to explain what a portal even is.  I doubt he could.

[Girlthulhu]

It's where mangled babies and pizza rolls come from.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Tonights guest is actually decent but George has managed to turn this show into a suckathon the likes of which I haven't heard in.. well, nevermind.  But, I think he has asked every typical stupid question, made every usual idiotic remark, made several failed attempts at completing the guests thoughts, and somehow managed to fuck up numerous word pronounciations while making banal observations about evil, ouija boards, portals, etc, - all in one glorious suckfest.  Did I forget anything?