George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

Uh-oh, the guest just now brought up a device called the "urine battery" that uses urine for a power source.
Noory must be grimacing right now and has his finger floating over his delay dump button...

I can just hear it come Monday night ...

" And now through the miracle of Hoaxland technology and Tesla Free Energy, Coast to Coast brings YOU the Snoorine Battery !

  Now YOU can get this miracle energy device that is ab-so-lute-ly green and out powers the most advanced solar array.

  Just sign up to Snoorelink to find out how.

  But don't delay, before they're all flushed away ! "

I saw this cheapskate sight last night where this woman never flushed the toilet and kept her urine in gallon jugs.

Now we know why.

[PB the Deplorable]

Believe me, I share the frustration and I wish Noory would look at my posts and make some changes and I'm sure you all feel the same way.  He deserves criticism for the way he conducts the show.  I need an outlet once in awhile and I thank you all for providing this forum for me to do so.  It is fun and therapeutic to get it out.  I just know what its like to be on the receiving end and also know what its like to become overly biased in my mindset, so I can't keep it up too long.  Thank you, I'll keep enjoying your posts.

I don't blame George for his lack of talent.  It's PremRat's fault for hiring an idiot.

What George is responsible for is showing zero improvement or an attempt at improvement in 10 years, the laziness and rudeness of being constantly unprepared, and displaying his complete lack of interest in most show topics.  He deserves everything he gets.

[Falkie2013]

The problem with Snoory is that for him there's nowhere to go but down.

He's not capable of improving, at least not on this show.

Snoorge Snoory the Prince of Poop.

[valdez]

     Tom Horn on the Vatican and aleins.  That Lucifer telescope came up again.  George ought to get someone on the phone who works there and find out what exactly is the deal.  Oh, but that would be too easy and would take the fun out of fear mongering.  Horn was mildly interesting, a sort of Jim Mars/ Sir Charles combination minus the common sense.  Joel Garbon said that God told him to bring a new form of energy to the world.  Did God also tell him to create such a cheesy website?  At the bottom of the first hour George played a new bumper that sounded like the Cowsills on quaaludes.  I want never to hear that tune again.
 

memories

[onan]

I just know what its like to be on the receiving end and also know what its like to become overly biased in my mindset, so I can't keep it up too long.  Thank you, I'll keep enjoying your posts.

Keep posting. If anyone here (besides me *smirk*) thinks they have they answer they are somewhat akin to noory.


Just the same, most here, I am sure have had their share of "being on the receiving end". The difference is that most have adjusted to alleviate the criticisms. Or the other side of the coin most here did/do not have a position they have no business occupying. And yeah there are overbearing authorities that always find a way to make another's life less than enjoyable. And even if the argument was to be made that this forum is in some way bullying... noory spends 4-5 hours a night five nights a week giving reason for this forum. We aren't making this shit up.

[Falkie2013]

For those who have may have missed it.


" I bit into a pizza roll. It knocked me off the air. "


" I wish I'd been abducted by aliens or had been a hero in a barroom brawl. "


Does Snoory think he's John Wayne too ?


East of the Cave, you're NOT on the air.





www.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw


By the way, when you now start to type George Noory on Bing it gives you a list and one of the things is now ...


George Noory Pizza Rolls.


Which is how I found the above video.


It means that we are making a difference.


Except to Snoorge.


Who still sucks.

[Falkie2013]

Here's another take on the Pizza Roll saga.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WfRejC2CqA



Take a look at Snoory's idiotic expression in the picture.

If I had a good looking redhead holding on to me, she sure as hell wouldn't be at arm's length.

Does this dweeb react to anything or anyone ?

[PB the Deplorable]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1914eEHOZPw

Which is how I found the above video.

Our very own Coaster made this video and has posted the link. 

Listening to George tell the story on this clip, it's interesting that the story flows, it's well paced, there aren't a bunch of flubs and mispronunciations.  It's kind of stupid of course, the part at the end where he wishes he'd been away on a Bigfoot hunt or being a hero in breaking up a bar fight for example, but in the telling it's just so unlike George. 

Like it's been rehearsed many a time and he finally got it right.  He is clearly reading - it sounds like he recorded it before the show.  For someone burned this badly, he sure sounds well.

This sounds as phony as the Mexico kidnapping story.  I doubt he ever even ate any Pizza Rollls.  I wonder what he was really doing those couple of days off?

[Juan]

Maybe he was banging the redhead.  Nah.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

omg the pizza roll story.  Okay maybe you guys are right and I was being a bit of a douche.  Listening to that clip about how he had only missed a day once in ten years reminded me of the time he didn't want to walk his daughter down the aisle because he had to do his Peabody prize winning show.  I bet she was real proud of her daddy's unphasable work ethic.

[ItsOver]

....Last item: I caught a few minutes of noorys "TV show" and one thing struck me. I felt like I was watching the Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets ahold of the old Merv Griffin set, constructs it in his apartment, and pretends to do a talk show.

That's it.     Has Noory invited Tommy onto his Merv Griffin set for a pretend-time interview?  Noory... a 62 year old wienie-child.

[ShayP]

Here's another take on the Pizza Roll saga.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WfRejC2CqA



Take a look at Snoory's idiotic expression in the picture.

If I had a good looking redhead holding on to me, she sure as hell wouldn't be at arm's length.

Does this dweeb react to anything or anyone ?

He looks hammered.......or suave. Bahahahaha

[PB the Deplorable]

... reminded me of the time he didn't want to walk his daughter down the aisle because he had to do his Peabody prize winning show.  I bet she was real proud of her daddy's unphasable work ethic.

That sounds like another BS George Noory story - another in a line of personal stories don't quite ring true, yet make him seem creepy.

Unless she was married during the week - and in the middle of the night - why couldn't he be in the wedding party?  It's not like he does show prep during normal wedding hours, or couldn't have done it ahead of time for that day, assuming it was even on a weekday. 

Was it in a distant city?  George can broadcast from any affiliate.  He flies to Denver to do his stupid GaiTV show every week.  Was it a destination wedding?  I'm not sure but did George miss any work the time he went to Mexico for a wedding and claimed he was nearly kidnapped?  Either he IS willing to take work off for weddings, or he can go and come back over the weekend.

No, the 'I missed my daughters wedding for you folks' is just another pile of crap.  Either he couldn't be bothered or it didn't happen.  Or she didn't want him thre.

[ufogadfly]

Sorry about the empty subject in the previous post. Firefox isn't as bad as using Safari to post. But I am still having problems with posting.

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Terrible Tommy Presents his Scamazon book list of new books by Snoorge :





Tommy's Island : The Musical

Mason Mints and Dots

Z - My fuh-wuh-st nov-ell.

Gravity's Sludge

Boring's Edge

The Snooreing of Clot 49

And tv shows & films made from the books :

Suckalong 5

CSuckI - St. Louis

Hawaii Suck Less than O

The Suck From S.N.O.R.E.

S.U.C.K.

Miscue 911

Miami Snoorge

Snooregate : Atlantis

" Look it's a por-tuhl with an angel in it ! "

Unsolved Miseries

Sludge Snoory

The Bore Team co starring Tommy as Mr. T

Schmotel Impossible

Dr. Snooze

Snoorge Snoory, Malaprop Doctor

Meet the Mess

Face the Snoory

Please Don't Eat the Tur-mer-ick

The REALLY ODD Couple with Snoorge and Tommy

Sponge Schnozz Snore Pants

NCIS - Nightly Cause I Suck

and a horror special

From TV Guide :

Snooredust : The Return of the Evil Dummy from Hackensack.

Dan's Dummy tries to take over Snoory's mind and dies a painful death.

You exhaust me. But your heart is in the right place.

[Treading Water]

We aren't making this shit up.

^^^^^^^^^This!^^^^^^^^^^

[Falkie2013]

You exhaust me. But your heart is in the right place.

So is yours for remembering and paying homage to Commando Cody. I never can remember what they called him in the other movie they did with the flying control device and helmet.

And always remember that no matter how bad it might get, you'll never suck like Snoory.

I just thought of a new topic for Paper Boy's cartoons.

Snoorge and Tommy are :


THE SNOOZE BROTHERS !!!

[Falkie2013]

Our very own Coaster made this video and has posted the link. 

Listening to George tell the story on this clip, it's interesting that the story flows, it's well paced, there aren't a bunch of flubs and mispronunciations.  It's kind of stupid of course, the part at the end where he wishes he'd been away on a Bigfoot hunt or being a hero in breaking up a bar fight for example, but in the telling it's just so unlike George. 

Like it's been rehearsed many a time and he finally got it right.  He is clearly reading - it sounds like he recorded it before the show.  For someone burned this badly, he sure sounds well.

This sounds as phony as the Mexico kidnapping story.  I doubt he ever even ate any Pizza Rollls.  I wonder what he was really doing those couple of days off?

Well,  a big round of applause for Coaster. It made me laugh really loud when I saw it. Now if he could do one like one of those old trailers for films in the 1950s ?

As to what Snoory was doing for 2 weeks, that should be obvious.

He was supervising the building of the secret tuh-mer-ick tunnel for smuggling tuh-mer-ick and secret items from the Tijuana 7-11 from Tijuana to the secret plant of this company on Temple Boulevard and then on to the cave in St. Sue-us.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/20708

http://www.laweekly.com/2003-07-31/news/the-exterminators/3/

Like a magpie, Snoory has been saving his most precious personal items and like the  magpie, he carries them in his nose and is going to give them to his true and unrequited love, the Numbers Lady the next time she's on the air after this.

Don't give Snoorge any shiny objects because he gets fascinated by his own reflection and will sit and preen his mustache for hours if one lets him do so.


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[Mr. Hanky]

The Numbers Lady says tonight that since George's first vowel in his name is an "E" and this is the #5, it means that he is "very spirited" and "never dull".  Hahahahahaha!!! Noory never dull? What's she smoking?

Noory's number is #2, for what you take when you go to the bathroom.

[mombird3]

You mention the Mexico kidnapper story. I always wondered about that one. Noory said it was an unmarked hotel van. Who would get into an unmarked car in Mexico. Not me. And it had to be a cheap hotel. I think that it was a fake story too.
I do not believe the pizza roll story. Maybe he was in a fight and got a tooth punched out. Sounds more like it.

[Morgus]

Noory came right out of the gate with his main guest tonight bringing up his 'great aunt' for the umpteenth time...

[Immy]

Under Art's guidance I could see a facinating discussion with Dr. Diane Hennacy Powell but in the first hour with Jorch we've already had a reference to the Jetsons. *sigh* And let's see how predictable he is. Here are some questions from the good doctor's website. How many will Jorch ask verbatim?

• What is consciousness and how does it relate to the brain?
• What do you suppose happens after you die?
• What do you make of dreams that appear to foretell events?
• How can free will exist if psychics actually see the future?
•  When you experience a series of odds-defying coincidences, what’s going on?

[Doomed]

That's it.     Has Noory invited Tommy onto his Merv Griffin set for a pretend-time interview?  Noory... a 62 year old wienie-child.

I think noorys set is cheesier than Mervs. Kind of has a public access TV flavor, eh?

[popple]

Jorch just asked his guest if savants can talk telepathically to each other LOL

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN just said he felt the brain wasn't necessary.

[RJ]

Dr. Diane Hennacy Powell is a highly fascinating guest! Too bag George could not have taken the time to have cracked open her book.  [/size]

[Maxwell]

Interesting guest, but fifteen minutes into the second hour George already needs callers to help him finish the interview.

[Immy]

I think we should make a collected effort to email the quality guests after each show and apologize for Jorch's typically terrible interview. The replies should be pretty entertaining.

[popple]

I like this idea.

[Doomed]

GN just said he felt the brain wasn't necessary.

And why wouldnt he? He's been operating...nah. Its too easy. I wont waste your time by stating the obvious.

[PB the Deplorable]

GN just said he felt the brain wasn't necessary.

In George's defense, I'm not sure he's ever been around anyone that used theirs