George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

George: "99 out of 100 people had a grandmother."

Ha! Caught that. Klashik. Now I won't be able to sleep for worrying about that 100th grandmotherless person.

[aldousburbank]

Tommy's blowing it if he doesn't get the amateur astronomer dude to host their sucky show.

[Nick el Ass]

Leave it to Bill the AAA to shit on this guy by asking for a reading, and calling him on his bullshit with all wrong answers. Followed by him telling Bill he shoul check to make sure.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Does him being an atheist make him special?  Not sure why he mentions it.  Every.  Single.  Time.

[smitty9999]

first Bill rejects what the guest is saying and now he's buying into it and spilling his guts on air?

[21st Century Man]

That psychic did a lousy job on the cold reading with Bill.  Bonk, bonk, bonk.

[UFQuack]

No worries about having to read Bill's mind, all of it just comes pouring right out of his mouth! Some skeptic! lmao

[Nick el Ass]

Ha! Caught that. Klashik. Now I won't be able to sleep for worrying about that 100th grandmotherless person.

My laugh woke up everyone in a 3 mile radius when George said that.

[aldousburbank]

first Bill rejects what the guest is saying and now he's buying into it and spilling his guts on air?

What kind of shithole show is this anywayz?

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Whoa he's really having a breakdown over living at home until his 40s!  This call explains so much about AAA.

[trostol]

lol we have so many people calling in but i will talk about the guys book instead lol

[Morgus]

I thought that athiest Bill would try to trick the psychic and later reveal his dad is still alive or something.
Instead he just revealed he lived with his parents until age 41 and still hasn't had a girlfriend at age 60 now...

[Nick el Ass]

Whoa he's really having a breakdown over living at home until his 40s!  This call explains so much about AAA.

We will never be able to see Bill the same way again.

[21st Century Man]

I thought that athiest Bill would try to trick the psychic and later reveal his dad is still alive or something.
Instead he just revealed he lived with his parents until age 41 and still hasn't had a girlfriend at age 60 now...

Not to mention the fact that he has mental issues.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

We will never be able to see Bill the same way again.

You saw him some other way?

[PB the Deplorable]

That psychic did a lousy job on the cold reading with Bill.  Bonk, bonk, bonk.

I might be able to come close on Bill just from what I've read on this thread.  And I'm not even psychic..

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Okay, so I turned on the radio in the kitchen.

Noory cut off Bill from West Harford after he shared his emotional anguish, with Noory saying they had too many callers to spend more time with him.  George then filled the next ten or twelve minutes until the next break asking the guest questions and not taking calls.

[Nick el Ass]

You saw him some other way?

I haven't heard the show in forever, and might have missed something... but thought Bill was a little less damaged.

[PChirp]

I might be able to come close on Bill just from what I've read on this thread.  And I'm not even psychic..

Between Clyde Lewis and C2C, I feel I actually know this nut.  He's definitely a staple.  Billy the AAA from West Hartford.  The guy is hopeless. 

[Kojiro]

Does him being an atheist make him special?  Not sure why he mentions it.  Every.  Single.  Time.

Yeah, that's always bothered me so much about him. Like who cares if you're an atheist? I'm an atheist, and I don't feel the need to announce it every time I introduce myself. Just say, "Hi. I'm Bill," and leave it at that.

[Nick el Ass]

The phone lines must be dead, and I wonder if the guest could do a reading there. I bet Tommy is relaying info to him.

[Alienigma]

A psychic who talks to dead celebrities is a perfect guest for the sicko who talks to dead babies.

[21st Century Man]

Now Jorch is covering for Matt's goofs.

[Nick el Ass]

Bonk!!! The guest is lying his ass off after Noory tried to bail him out saying it was meant for him, hahaha.

[Morgus]

Wow - the psychic guest picked up some spirit wanting to talk to Noory instead of the caller?

[PChirp]

Bonk!!! The guest is lying his ass off after Noory tried to bail him out saying it was meant for him, hahaha.

TLC channel needs to get in touch with this guy.  With a bit of creative editing like Long Island Medium, this guy would be famous!  Cold readings all around.     There's hope for us all.

[trostol]

worst psychic ever

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Bonk!!! The guest is lying his ass off after Noory tried to bail him out saying it was meant for him, hahaha.

I wondered if Noory made that up too.

This guy is batting zero.

[21st Century Man]

Psychic:  You have 2 parents, right?

Caller: Yes

Psychic: They had an anniversary, right?

Caller: Yes

Psychic:  They had children, right?

Caller: Yes

Psychics: Someone's dead. Did one of them die?

Caller: They both did.


On and on with this garbage.

[Nick el Ass]

Wow - the psychic guest picked up some spirit wanting to talk to Noory instead of the caller?

Well, more like Noory tried to help because he was doing so poorly. This guy is embarrassingly bad.