Things That Annoy You

[Jackstar]

You really do lack insight.

Challenge.

[Yorkshire pud]

I haven't used Bookface in months. If you have any pertinent, coherent questions about such things, you're welcome to ask them. It is possible you are accessing an account that is not mine--my name is special.

Yeah, you're special, that's true enough. But not special enough to have more than 28 FB friends...How poor is that?

Let us take this opportunity to work towards a common ground. I know that you are either: one, a paid shill, or two, a complete idiot. Don't take that personally: I am trained to work with both circumstances.

I take nothing personally from you...However I know LOTS of personal things about you.. 

You are an idiot of a high caliber though, that's for certain. We've all seen it by now. You are outed. Whether you are paid to be an idiot by The System, or are simply a victim of It, is irrelevant now--I am prepared to offer you my own, personal olive branch.

Paid, free what difference does it make? Olive branch? Is that to make me not tell anyone about you? Two know so far apart from me...Play nice now...you know it makes sense.

I don't understand. Is this some sort of veiled threat I am supposed to stand under? have you seen Django Unchained? BANG. Sold American!

Do you know the scene when Clint asks the Punk if he had counted the rounds? I haven't even loaded the chambers yet...

[Jackstar]

Do you know the scene when Clint asks the Punk if he had counted the rounds?

You are so Tuco. Such ingratitude, after all the times I have saved your life.

[Jackstar]

Shit just got weird

Dude Dubb, you are not wrong. Can you and I, go someplace quiet? Just to cuddle?

[onan]

Challenge.

No, it isn't a challenge. it is kind of depressing and tiresome. You are quite bright and often so quick, that a double take is needed. And funny, really you can be hilarious.

But then you get into the snark and often it is mean spirited for no reason other than to rank another.

It seems apparent that doesn't bother you. too bad because you could just as easily be a very welcome member... or not, all up to you.

[Yorkshire pud]

You are so Tuco. Such ingratitude, after all the times I have saved your life.

Hush....just hush. For someone at a distinct disadvantage you don't half push it don't you?

[Jackstar]

But not special enough to have more than 28 FB friends...How poor is that?

I take nothing personally from you...However I know LOTS of personal things about you.. 

Incidentally... really? Was this your A-game? Calling me on the carpet for only having double-digit Facebook contacts?

How did you even know it was a real FB account, and not some "left-wing fake You-Tube" hoaxer Truther nonsense? Honestly, you SURE SEEM ABLE TO SPOT THAT SHIT A MILE AWAY, DONTCHA

FURTHER: What are you, a real man for pouncing on someone's details and holding them up for mockery? Well... maybe a real Englishman, maybe.

You are a fucking ponce. I know it; you know it; dolphins know it. Get back in the rape pool, System Victim.

[Yorkshire pud]

Incidentally... really? Was this your A-game? Calling me on the carpet for only having double-digit Facebook contacts?

How did you even know it was a real FB account, and not some "left-wing fake You-Tube" hoaxer Truther nonsense? Honestly, you SURE SEEM ABLE TO SPOT THAT SHIT A MILE AWAY, DONTCHA

Shit!! That never occurred to me. damn.... I need to get back on the CT sites.. 

FURTHER: What are you, a real man for pouncing on someone's details and holding them up for mockery? Well... maybe a real Englishman, maybe.

You are a fucking ponce. I know it; you know it; dolphins know it. Get back in the rape pool, System Victim.

Hey...I'm only yanking your chain.. I won't really tell anyone.. Your ex has already done that.

Incidentally, do you prefer Victoria Secret for your 'special' night time wear?

[Catsmile]

Dude Dubb, you are not wrong. Can you and I, go someplace quiet? Just to cuddle?

Moobs?

[aldousburbank]

Peeing.  Pooping.  Talking to his mother.

COMMON excuses people.
COMMON.

And yes.  I don't back down and tell him like it is.
He -hates- that.

This is the most beautiful thing I've read all year.

[Jackstar]

This is the most beautiful thing I've read all year.

Hey, don't back down and tell them like it is.

[steelbot]

When you can't find the Droid's your looking for......Family Guy

....I know the answer...but I don't think i should really say it.....South Park

That is all!

[Treading Water]

Jeeezus!

My head hurts.  I think I'll go lie down for a little....     

[Jackstar]

No, it isn't a challenge.

Yes, it is, because I am challenging you. I am directly calling you out on the bullshit you've recently posted as being bullshit. Have you played Scrabble lately? It's like that.

it is kind of depressing and tiresome.

Can you be more specific?

You are quite bright and often so quick, that a double take is needed. And funny, really you can be hilarious.

Hey, thanks. Flattery will get you anywhere. Now, it has brought you to me.

But then you get into the snark and often it is mean spirited for no reason other than to rank another.

I don't even know what that means. It's like you're speaking in code, all of a sudden.

It seems apparent that doesn't bother you.

What, speaking in code? Shit mang, I was born in 1973. All y'all fuckers have been lying to me since before I was born.

too bad

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

because you could just as easily be a very welcome member... or not, all up to you.

Oh, fuck it, grow up, no one is welcome here.

I accept your invitation... and your capitulation sister.

[steelbot]

Hey, thanks. Flattery  Falkery will get you no where.

Right about one thing!

[Jackstar]

Right about one thing!

The .torrent is awesome! That makes two things, Fucko!

Oh, wait. Three things.

[wr250]

The .torrent is awesome! That makes two things, Fucko!

Oh, wait. Three things.

please try any of the following (maybe share with jackstarsex) :
toomeric (noory style, you know cut into lines and ...)
Aldous's electric kool-aid
LSD
mushrooms ,the magic kind
peyote

then perhaps your post be be more coherent.

[Jackstar]

please try any of the following (maybe share with jackstarsex) :
toomeric (noory style, you know cut into lines and ...)
Aldous's electric kool-aid
LSD
mushrooms ,the magic kind
peyote

then perhaps your post be be more coherent.

I have effectively immediate access to all five of those, and two of them are in the house. Shit, within arm's reach, mang.

That is not how I planned on spending my weekend. What is your point?

[wr250]

I have effectively immediate access to all five of those, and two of them are in the house. Shit, within arm's reach, mang.

That is not how I planned on spending my weekend. What is your point?

i have no point, which is a conspiracy to do .... errr nm.

you have tooomeric within arms reach? how nooryesque of you

[bigchucka]

Yeah, you're special, that's true enough. But not special enough to have more than 28 FB friends...How poor is that?

41-28  Fidget wins.  Update .... 41-0

[Jackstar]

you have tooomeric within arms reach? how nooryesque of you

it's a spice. it's great on eggs. it's in the kitchen. i have long arms. Jesus.

FURTHER: a high school sweetheart introduced me to tumeric in 1989, long before Snoory hatched out of whatever slimy fucking pod scum he crawled out of. So fuck you.

Thanks, Jesus. You can have the floor back. Yeah, thanks, I forgive You too.

[bigchucka]

it's a spice. it's great on eggs. it's in the kitchen. i have long arms. Jesus.

FURTHER: a high school sweetheart introduced me to tumeric in 1989, long before Snoory hatched out of whatever slimy fucking pod scum he crawled out of. So fuck you.

Thanks, Jesus. You can have the floor back. Yeah, thanks, I forgive You too.

I know my mom was stirring some of that in a glass of water and drinking it.  Supposed to help with psoriasis is what I'm thinking she said.  Thought it tasted god awful.  Think I tried seasoning something with it once and didn't care for it.  To each their own, I guess...

[Jackstar]

I know my mom was stirring some of that in a glass of water and drinking it.  Supposed to help with psoriasis is what I'm thinking she said.  Thought it tasted god awful.  Think I tried seasoning something with it once and didn't care for it.  To each their own, I guess...

Try having it in potato soup, add complementary amounts of paprika, you won't even notice it. Except for the color. In the name of all that is holy--keep it off of the white tablecloth.

It really is good for you. Curses to Snoory for being right about fucking anything, damn him to Hades!

[RcCle]

My observation of this thread as of late:

[McPhallus]

Holy shit balls. This is the last time I go out in real life and neglect the excitement of a Saturday night on BellGab.

Same here.  I'm guessing this is the most attention Jackstar has gotten in years.

[bigchucka]

Try having it in potato soup, add complementary amounts of paprika, you won't even notice it. Except for the color. In the name of all that is holy--keep it off of the white tablecloth.

It really is good for you. Curses to Snoory for being right about fucking anything, damn him to Hades!

Some people are allergic to garlic.  Can cause anaphylaxis in extreme cases.  Usually considered extremely healthy...

All I know is my mom started doing that and died about three to four months later.  All that was in the house got pitched.

[bigchucka]

My observation of this thread as of late:

I would say that chewing the leaves would be on the low end of the scale.  Then snorting maybe?  I would say injecting would be the high end of the scale.  Don't know where freebasing, smoking crack, or shoving it up your ass ranks on the scale.

[onan]

Yes, it is, because I am challenging you. I am directly calling you out on the bullshit you've recently posted as being bullshit. Have you played Scrabble lately? It's like that.

Can you be more specific?

Hey, thanks. Flattery will get you anywhere. Now, it has brought you to me.

I don't even know what that means. It's like you're speaking in code, all of a sudden.

What, speaking in code? Shit mang, I was born in 1973. All y'all fuckers have been lying to me since before I was born.

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

I accept your invitation... and your capitulation sister.

Nice... thanks for the time (not really). I still think you have a few good points. But your postings... (take a gander at any of them) are repititious and often in code (as you say it), sarcastic for no point except, perhaps, to suggest you have some deeper knowlege... you don't. You quite honestly have slipped so far down the rabbit hole, that in simple english means you just can't be trusted to watch children.

[paladin1991]

I worked for a plasma pheresis while going to school. I am familiar.

If you really are getting paid for plasma donations... you really are a loser.

I got paid for sperm donations  while I was on Active Duty. 

[paladin1991]

Holy shit balls. This is the last time I go out in real life and neglect the excitement of a Saturday night on BellGab.

RL, what's that?