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John B. Wells

Started by HAL 9000, December 30, 2010, 12:18:11 AM

John B. Wells looks like:

A Vulcan
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Hank's Japanese half-brother, "Junichero," in King of the Hill eps. 6ABE20-21  
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A stoner sufer named "Tracker," who mentored Sean Penn & Keanu Reeves
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Frankenstein's Monster
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One of those faces on the Sgt. Pepper album (2nd row from the top. Face #5)
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Total Members Voted: 245

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on February 27, 2015, 12:21:31 PM
Where do commercial airliners store these chemicals and where do they egress the aeroplane?
SHHHHH.  go back to sleep little darling, can't let 'them' know that you are waking up.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 27, 2015, 12:23:05 PM
SHHHHH.  go back to sleep little darling, can't let 'them' know that you are waking up.
I've had a lifelong interest in flight. I know two aerospace engineers. I have yet to see proof that commercial aeroplanes (much vaunted on the interwebs) have the excess fuel capacity to carry excess weight from fluid that egresses from nozzles that are seemingly invisible when said aircraft lands.

Who

This is Stosh Bumblefuck, president of the John B. Wells and Alex Jones fan clubs.  Stosh believes 9-11, the Boston Marathon Bombings and the Sandy Hook massacre were all staged by the U.S. government.  Stosh lives in a root cellar on the grounds of his parents' farm in South Dakota.  He comes out of the root cellar at night to gather provisions and to commune with the raccoons. 


cweb

Quote from: Doctor Who on February 27, 2015, 02:02:03 PM
This is Stosh Bumblefuck, president of the John B. Wells and Alex Jones fan clubs.  Stosh believes 9-11, the Boston Marathon Bombings and the Sandy Hook massacre were all staged by the U.S. government.  Stosh lives in a root cellar on the grounds of his parents' farm in South Dakota.  He comes out of the root cellar at night to gather provisions and to commune with the raccoons. 


Props to Tom Green for getting the hair glued on in a nice, neat question mark pattern.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Doctor Who on February 27, 2015, 02:02:03 PM
This is Stosh Bumblefuck, president of the John B. Wells and Alex Jones fan clubs.  Stosh believes 9-11, the Boston Marathon Bombings and the Sandy Hook massacre were all staged by the U.S. government.  Stosh lives in a root cellar on the grounds of his parents' farm in South Dakota.  He comes out of the root cellar at night to gather provisions and to commune with the raccoons. 



And not at all hirsutely challenged. No sirree .

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on February 27, 2015, 12:21:31 PM
Where do commercial airliners store these chemicals and where do they egress the aeroplane?

In addition to that, and in addition to the fact that contrails look the same as they did as far back as World War I, before gas-turbine engines, consider the following:

The United States represents less than two percent of the Earth's surface.  Urban areas in the United States represent less than three percent of that two percent, for a total of 0.05 percent of the Earth's surface.  Now, I know several of the participants here are not American, but think about this.  If you see contrails forming over cities that only represent 0.05 percent of the Earth's surface, and you see the concentration of aircraft that requires, how can you possibly think this process is representative of what is going on over the other 99.95 percent of the Earth's surface?

While the pollutants released in global warming are systemic and cumulative -- they disperse into the entire atmosphere and accumulate -- the proposed chemtrails would act differently.  If they act through reflection of solar rays by aluminum particles, then they can only act locally and must constantly be replenished.  How is it possible to get any sort of effect doing that from 0.05 percent of the Earth's surface?  Even if the entire USA were covered that is still only 2 percent.

That's the fallacy many non-scientists suffer from -- the fallacy of generalizing personal experience to a larger system.

Chaim

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 27, 2015, 10:21:14 AM
You have my met a conspiracy theory you haven't believed.
Sandy hook, 9/11, chem trails, evil government, etc.

You should give john b a listen. You two have a lot in common.
I understand that simpletons like you prefer to live in ignorance, but weather manipulation is a known fact. There are several hundred patents for it, the US used it in the 60's in the Vietnam war, etc... Do you believe they just stopped after Vietnam because it is a useless technology?

paladin1991

Quote from: Chaim on February 27, 2015, 06:17:26 PM
I understand that simpletons like you prefer to live in ignorance, but weather manipulation is a known fact. There are several hundred patents for it, the US used it in the 60's in the Vietnam war, etc... Do you believe they just stopped after Vietnam because it is a useless technology?
Easy, Chaim.  Next thing you know, it will be that the Jews that are responsible for it.  You know how smart those ppl are.

Gd5150

Are we talking contrails, chemtrails, or cloud seeding? 2 are real. 1 seems to have something in common with "rods".

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albrecht

Quote from: paladin1991 on February 27, 2015, 07:52:52 PM
Easy, Chaim.  Next thing you know, it will be that the Jews that are responsible for it.  You know how smart those ppl are.
They aren't?  :o How else would the media cover-up work with out them involved? ;)

Chaim


http://youtu.be/MKl9rqw1Ykw
Ben Livingston is talking about how to increase and decrease storms, and how they used it in Vietnam and the US.

QuoteSummary
There are a variety of strategies, such as injecting light reflecting particles into the
stratosphere, that might be used to modify the Earth’s atmosphere ocean system in an
attempt to slow or reverse global warming.

http://www.cfr.org/content/thinktank/GeoEng_041209.pdf
http://www.cfr.org/projects/world/geoengineering-workshop-on-unilateral-planetary-scale-geoengineering/pr1364

So whether you call it "chemtrails" or some other more scientific term, the technology certainly exists.
Of course there are morons who think every contrail is a chemtrail, but categorically denying it like you people do in this thread is even more naive and childish.

It's certain we've engaged in local weather modification, probably with limited success.  It's possible some attempts are being made at climate modification.  But I think contrails are just contrails.  I see no reason to believe otherwise and in fact see every reason to discount the arguments made for chemtrails.

Quote from: Chaim on February 27, 2015, 06:17:26 PM
I understand that simpletons like you prefer to live in ignorance, but weather manipulation is a known fact. There are several hundred patents for it, the US used it in the 60's in the Vietnam war, etc... Do you believe they just stopped after Vietnam because it is a useless technology?

Right.... ::)

Who

Quote from: Chaim on February 27, 2015, 06:17:26 PM
I understand that simpletons like you prefer to live in ignorance, but weather manipulation is a known fact. There are several hundred patents for it, the US used it in the 60's in the Vietnam war, etc... Do you believe they just stopped after Vietnam because it is a useless technology?

I believe weather manipulation is real and it's not necessarily all for sinister reasons.  Climate change is proceeding at such an alarming pace that some form of weather manipulation may be necessary to lessen its impact.  Like most scientific advances, whether its a good thing or a bad thing depends on who's got their hands on the controls.

Yorkshire pud


I wonder if Wells is one of the scumbags involved in trolling this family? Or he just gives tacit approval.  >:(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31669352

albrecht

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 10, 2015, 02:52:27 PM
I wonder if Wells is one of the scumbags involved in trolling this family? Or he just gives tacit approval.  >:(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31669352
Nah, that stuff is probably being done by some stoned teenager in his mom's basement. Unfortunately her attempts will likely cause more trolling to be done. That is the way Anonymous and the online kids work. JBW is still working on how to get a podcast working. I just checked his site and now he says his show is moving to a new time slot....which would compete and overlap with, depending on time zone, with not only GroundZero and maybe C2C but also with Art when comes back in July- and is subscription only. Good luck with that John....

RedMichael

I bet he discusses time slots and these things with whomever will listen to sound important. He was a voice over guy for radio that is doing a podcast. But I can't blame him, if thats the bait the girls bite on...whatever.

Dateline

I just uncovered this information.  John B. Wells has announced new hours for his live show:

LATE NIGHT TALK THE WAY IT IS MEANT TO BE!

MONDAY - FRIDAY
11:00 PM Eastern
10:00 PM Central
9:00 PM Mountain
8:00 PM Pacific

Dim the Lights and Settle in for the Ride! Incoming: Planet 7x... We are taken along by Gill Broussard for a pictorial journey through the solar system for a glimpse at what may be in our near future.

Are these hours going to overlap with Coast and Midnight in the Desert?  I am not sure if his show is two hours or three hours.

RedMichael

Quote from: Dateline on June 07, 2015, 10:36:51 PM
I just uncovered this information. 



Grab a shovel and cover that shit back up.


RedMichael

Oh jesus. He is getting worse.

Jackstar

I'm just going to stay out of your way and let you talk.

Heather Wade

Quote from: Jackstar on June 11, 2015, 11:19:03 PM
I'm just going to stay out of your way and let you talk.

Did Wells say that?


Hank

John B. is always quick to stay out of the way, and doesn't apologize for it. I like most of his programs. Most of the economic updates I take in moderation. The experiencers and tellers of tall tales are fun to listen to when he occasionally asks questions, but is mostly out of the way. Loads better than Snoory competing for expert status (or demonstrating how big of a shoe fits in his gullet today).

RedMichael

When I first listened to Wells on C2C I did like him. But then this creeping sense of his laziness overtook my perception of him. When he gets out of the way to let people talk...it comes off as lazy. On C2C I heard multiple instances of mentally unsound guests or callers who could not string a coherent thought together. He would interject that he wants to let them talk. It wasn't a case of someone with a real crazy idea...it was the case of someone who couldn't form multiple sentences that formed a thought.

He wasn't doing it to be entertaining "Oh wait til they hear this quack" it was just lazy or maybe he is just that inept at steering an interview.


cweb

When he had a good coherent guest on, I didn't mind him letting them go a while. I think maybe he would interject about "letting you talk" to at least let the audience know he wasn't asleep (like the other guy). Still, it did seem like some lax feeling crept in over time.

Maybe it was because he knew he was killing Noory in the ratings by barely trying.

Wintermute

John Wells has two things going for him:
1. Booming radio voice.
2. A niche audience and carry-over from C2C.

What he lacks, and it shows, is any type of interviewing skill and any type of real radio persone.

If John Wells developed better persone, he'd be the pseudo-sci version of Jim Rome. That's a compliment because Rome, like him or not, is extremely over-paid and very popular on the west coast. Rome has a booming voice, niche audience, and persone. Jim Rome is not a good interviewer, but still slightly better than someone like John Wells who is bad.

I know, maybe I am giving John Wells too much credit in comparing him to Jim Rome. But I see parallels there, and at the end of the day I do hope Wells becomes more successful. Wells obviously has more natural talent on air than Noory, but again, that's not always what gets you there.

Quote from: Wintermute on June 16, 2015, 09:52:40 AM
Wells obviously has more natural talent on air than Noory, but again, that's not always what gets you there.

It's just a shame about the burnt-out brain behind the voice.

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