John B. Wells

[Yorkshire pud]

Glad he didn't make that the plot of Goldfinger.  Guanofinger doesn't sound like a compelling page turner.

Why do you spoil it for everyone? It's why we can't have nice things here.. Seriously.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Why do you spoil it for everyone? It's why we can't have nice things here.. Seriously.

Oh, go squat on a guano finger.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The latest dispatch from The Commander: The Caravan has been detoured until further notice, because the Ark is beyond control and out of position.


"CARAVANERS
We had hoped to be able to bring you a program today, but due to circumstances out of our control, the Ark is still not in a position to broadcast. We apologize for any inconvenience to you. Again, thank you for your patience as we work through our growing pains together!"

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I wonder if you can be jetisoned from the Arc the same way you can be jetisoned from the mother ship?

Also, is there a Convoy to Midnight?  I would listen to that.

Convoy!


C.W. McCall - Convoy

[albrecht]

I wonder if you can be jetisoned from the Arc the same way you can be jetisoned from the mother ship?

Also, is there a Convoy to Midnight?  I would listen to that.

Convoy!


C.W. McCall - Convoy

A classic movie and great song. I love when bands cover it. I miss CB era: movies, the lingo being used in non-radio conversation,  tv shows, and using CBs. Haha. I guess the internet has "handles" but it aint the same. Interestingly I broke out my CB a few months ago and truckers still sound the same for the most part Like time has sort of stood still though I'm guessing most use satellite apps etc to look out for speed traps, arrange "dates", find traffic and accidents, and talk to each other.

[Who]

Oh no!  The Caravan has crashed again.  Oh, the humanity!

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh no!  The Caravan has crashed again.  Oh, the humanity!

It's semi erect at one end....


Reported.

[Treading Water]

It's semi erect at one end....
Reported.

Hahaha. This happened a couple towns over from me in PA.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/02/report_wienermobile_slams_into.html

[Who]

Hahaha. This happened a couple towns over from me in PA.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/02/report_wienermobile_slams_into.html

Glad to hear none of  the wienies (Caravaners) were injured!  It probably scared the Kool Aid out of them.



When asked for his reaction, the driver said the following . . .


Lurch

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The current Product of the Month on the Careening Caravan.  No doubt inspired by all the times women have told JBW that their "eyes are up here."

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[Yorkshire pud]

The current Product of the Month on the Careening Caravan.  No doubt inspired by all the times women have told JBW that their "eyes are up here."

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What is this product of which you speak? Eyes up always?

I'm scared...I don't understand.

[albrecht]

I had to go see the train-wreck and see this message on his, I guess former, Facebook page. No word if his actual show is back running, though the parlance "Watch all 'NEW' shows" is a weird sentence construction. Sounds like "they" are succeeding in stopping JBW!
"Caravan To Midnight
December 31, 2014 · Edited ·

CARAVAN TO MIDNIGHT is abandoning all social media including this platform along with Twitter and www.Seen.is due to privacy concerns.We suggest you do the same and be sure to Listen and Watch all 'NEW' John B. Wells shows and FULL-LENGTH INTERVIEWS with VIDEO of today's best guests - uncensored, uninterrupted with NO COMMERCIALS - NO BRAVO SIERRA - every Monday-Friday for only $5 a month by becoming a Caravan To Midnight Member!"

[Who]

What is this product of which you speak? Eyes up always?

I'm scared...I don't understand.

I believe it is a reminder for JB to keep his eyes on the road.




groan

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The 8-track player in the Caravan has jammed and only plays one song.  No one riding along has gained access to the sequestered alien technological knowledge required to fix it, least of all the commander.  Curse the new world order.


Talking Heads - "Road To Nowhere"

[Erdős Haderach]

Caravan To Midnight - Episode 232 Boston Marathon Bombing Hoax Deconstructed


Electric Six - Free Samples

[Eddie Coyle]

     Hi, Johnny. The Oaf Keeper of the lunatic fringe. I think you're getting funded by Dees and Potok and your show is a false flag to destroy the "Patriot" movement.

      Oh, the Ouroboros that is the conspiracy crowd.

[Erdős Haderach]

     Hi, Johnny.

[WildCard]

Wow. You're a badass, huh?

[Who]

Lurch

[Who]

Caravan To Midnight - Episode 232 Boston Marathon Bombing Hoax Deconstructed


Electric Six - Free Samples

Lurch

[Eddie Coyle]

    A Puerto Rican Tranny that pisses in your mouth for a fee, Johnny?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

    A Puerto Rican Tranny that pisses in your mouth for a fee, Johnny?

I think you're right.  She does look transgender.

[b_dubb]

Only that Puerto Rican tranny piss can cut through the camel unfiltered crud in jbw's throat. Pre show gargle.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hey, I have a new theory that would explain Sandy Hook, Columbine, the 9-11 Terror Attacks, Oklahoma, Hurricane Katrina, the Japanese Earthquake & Tsunami, Malaysian Flights MH17 and MH370, and the Boston Marathon Bombings.  It's pretty controversial but I think if you look at the data you'll see it all fits.  You just have to look carefully.

Now go with me on this:  Those were all disruptive events.  Some were aircraft related; some involved guns and explosives; some were natural events according to 'them.'  But I have discovered after careful analysis that they all have this one thing in common.  So here it is:  Shit Happens!!!

Put that in your bong and suck it.

[Rasputin]

Its all a conspiracy, and I predict that the next 4 events we have in the US will quickly found out by cyber geeks doing "research" on the internet.

It makes me wonder which dumbass started the whole "chemtrails" idiocy, and how they must laugh when they see how far and wide its spread on the internet.

Someone needs to start a rumor like this, document it, then see how far it goes before calling bullshit.

[missing transmission]

I think you're right.  She does look transgender.

Seems like its Jasmine Lennard, Simon Cowells ex. But that could mean anything...

The anti-semitic 9/11 episode was the line in the sand for me as far as C2M is concerned, but the Sandy Hook Wolfgang Halbig stuff is a close second

[Chaim]

It makes me wonder which dumbass started the whole "chemtrails" idiocy

you think weather manipulation by spraying particles is a fantasy and not happening?

[nooryisawesome]

you think weather manipulation by spraying particles is a fantasy and not happening?

You have my met a conspiracy theory you haven't believed.
Sandy hook, 9/11, chem trails, evil government, etc.

You should give john b a listen. You two have a lot in common.

[Yorkshire pud]

you think weather manipulation by spraying particles is a fantasy and not happening?

You do know that contrails are a naturally occurring by product of turbines burning fuel at high altitude ......don't you? 

[paladin1991]

You do know that contrails are a naturally occurring by product of turbines burning fuel at high altitude ......don't you?

absholutely.  Never to be confused with Chem-trails.

[Yorkshire pud]

absholutely.  Never to be confused with Chem-trails.

Where do commercial airliners store these chemicals and where do they egress the aeroplane?