Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[whoozit]

It was nice of Art to start a healthcare program.  With all of the drama I know I passed a stress test. 

[popple]

Ahhhhhh, a new page. Lets start off fresh.


Farmers start to collect world's most expensive panda tea

A man and his daughter in panda costumes collect tea leaves fertilized by panda droppings at a tea farm in Ya'an, Sichuan province March 3, 2015. Such tea is healthy because pandas absorb just 30 per cent of the nutrients from their diet of wild bamboo, and pass on the remaining 70 per cent to plants via the high-quality organic compost. The special panda tea will be sold for 220,000 yuan ($35,051) for just 500 grams, making it one of the most expensive tea in the world.

I'm Popple for BellGab newwwwws.

[whoozit]

Not sure I'd call panda poop tea fresh. 

[popple]

[whoozit]

You won me over.  I want some.  You evil hedgehog.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

wanna really mess with someones mind? piss in their cat's litter box.

[FightTheFuture]

There`s this guy down the street from me building a huge wooden structure in his driveway. Looks kind of like a...boat.

[onan]

There`s this guy down the street from me building a huge wooden structure in his driveway. Looks kind of like a...boat.

Are there pairs of non-indigenous animals hanging around?

[FightTheFuture]

Are there pairs of non-indigenous animals hanging around?

Hmmm, not sure. I`ll have to swim down the street and check it out. Hope there`s no gators around.

[pate]

I wanted to hear some bagpipes...

This is the best I've found so far:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84uMcdRg4YY

[AppealPlay]

I didn't know where else to post this video I found on Reddit.  Wow.  This guy has bodies in his basement for sure.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVBfzcSMjg

[Hautex]

    Setting up my DirecTv DVR and I see this listing under "The Learning Cannel": 9PM central time, "The Man With No Penis: Medical, Documentary. (2015) Andrew Wardle is the only person in the UK to be born without a penis. CC, Special."
    Now, a few questions immediately come up:1:Everyone BUT him has a penis?   2:Is this why Thatcher was so tough?  3:How will I ever enjoy tight pants on a British woman again? 4:Would a "fly on the wall" in the delivery room still need counseling also?
    This could be it's own thread of just questions about this.....

[analog kid]

[lamr]

Random thought: I want a bellgab t-shirt.

[Eddie Coyle]

   If you enjoy humorists and satirists, then you'll love those $1 Public Library book sales.

    "Oh wow, a table full of PJ O'Rourke! The oeuvre of Dave Barry! An Art Buchwald box set!!"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I wanted to hear some bagpipes...

This is the best I've found so far:

Here's another good one:


https://youtu.be/1zvRV9DSNzM

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Looks like this Bellgabber is going to have to get a new career:

Popular BBQ Joint Bans Professional Spot-Holders From Long Lines
"...the owners of Franklin Barbecue in Austin, which had already banned individuals from claiming a spot for an entire group, has now taken the extra step of banning pro place-keepers from waiting around for paying customers who don’t feel like standing in line."

http://consumerist.com/2015/10/05/popular-bbq-joint-bans-professional-spot-holders-from-long-lines/

[Eddie Coyle]

       I think the Christian Scientists would see a massive increase into their flock if they accentuated the "Hey, no more annoying trips to the pediatrician" angle.

[popple]

ALASKAN STREET BRAWL


https://youtu.be/OiD0weaA46g

[GravitySucks]

Does a perfect vacuum suck?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

ALASKAN STREET BRAWL


https://youtu.be/OiD0weaA46g

That was AWESOME. This was playing in my mind during the whole fight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-V6Xm9nsm8

Our streets aren't safe since Moose started fighting over them. Moose on moose crime needs to stop.

I wonder what that rope around the alpha moose's neck was about? Was he being kept as a pet/guard moose and went berserk when another moose wandered into his yard? 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

the fall season.

[popple]

I've never seen a spider carry it's young like that. INTERESTING!

Reminds me of this toad! :O


https://youtu.be/mZ7b4spjXhw

[popple]

The Luxurious Poop From These Tree-Climbing Goats Produces Argan Oil

https://youtu.be/URAtXoIZaz0

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I've never seen a spider carry it's young like that. INTERESTING!

Reminds me of this toad! :O


https://youtu.be/mZ7b4spjXhw

really? i see them all the time when i'm hiking this time of year. you have to stop and look down. nothing like walking into an orb weaver's web when you're not paying attention. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

The Luxurious Poop From These Tree-Climbing Goats Produces Argan Oil

https://youtu.be/URAtXoIZaz0

neat. how did ya know i read this last week?     https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argan_oil

[b_dubb]

the fall season.

You sick twisted bastard

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

You sick twisted bastard

i feel fine. a little touch of pollinosis, but fine. really. 

[GravitySucks]

You sick twisted bastard

[pate]

Here's another good one:

...

That's totally random, N'Joy!

I was going to say:

Extras are appreciated.

Now I must say:

Exeters are appreciated...