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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

pate

A full glass of ice, bottle of beer poured over the top, more ice and beer as required... 

I think he does it with Miller Lite or something, yech!

I'm trying it with an IPA microbrew...

I feel like a heretic...


Jackstar

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 27, 2014, 03:30:54 PM
Is that your mom?  She's cute.  What does that mean?

That's my future ex-wife! Your temerity and rudeness know no bounds! Pistols at dawn, sirrah!

bateman

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 27, 2014, 03:30:54 PM
Is that your mom?  She's cute.  What does that mean?

You'll figure it out when your parts develop.

jazmunda

Quote from: ziznak on May 25, 2014, 12:41:26 PM
god damnit.... who brought this asshole to my attention again??? FUCK ... now i can't look away...


www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mYBc5JH_64

That was a month before his "unfortunate incident". I hope he rots.



Quote from: bateman on May 27, 2014, 06:50:19 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/zip/4490840079.html

This part is key: "do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers."

I can just imagine what they might be.


McPhallus

Can someone please explain to me why the LGBT people need their own credit card.  I don't get it.

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bigchucka

Quote from: McPhallus on May 27, 2014, 07:39:16 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the LGBT people need their own credit card.  I don't get it.

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Maybe they can charge a sex change operation?

b_dubb

It isn't every day you get an offer of free, nicely trimmed bush.  #blessed.

Catsmile

Quote from: McPhallus on May 27, 2014, 07:39:16 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the LGBT people need their own credit card.  I don't get it.

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Truth is they don't.
But there is no end to how low a company will go to get a buckdollar from someone.
#TakeItWhereYouCanGetIt

Quote from: McPhallus on May 27, 2014, 07:39:16 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the LGBT people need their own credit card.  I don't get it.


The card issuing company (typically a bank) splits the money Visa or MasterCard or whoever charges the vendor when someone uses their card.  And it really adds up - take a look at Visa's revenues.

So they offer cash back, miles, anything to get you to use their card


coaster

You can use the card to get half off on tickets to Melissa Etheridge concerts.

bateman

Quote from: coaster on May 27, 2014, 08:21:43 PM
You can use the card to get half off on tickets to Melissa Etheridge concerts.

Don't forget Cher.



Catsmile

Major discounts on these using the card.
Gotta ruv engrish.


onan

Quote from: McPhallus on May 27, 2014, 07:39:16 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the LGBT people need their own credit card.  I don't get it.

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it's just another scam to suck people in to pay high interest. the NRA has one too. It is less likely to have been originated by a gay group than a marketer for some banking weasel.


Quote from: onan on May 27, 2014, 08:35:24 PM
it's just another scam to suck people in to pay high interest. the NRA has one too. It is less likely to have been originated by a gay group than a marketer for some banking weasel.


The sports teams around here issue them, at least some of them do.  I've seen offers from the Rolling Stones to carry a card with their logo on it.  I think if a non-bank issues them they partner with a bank and share the interchange income. 

Maybe BellGab or the GabCast should offer a card...


Quote from: bateman on May 27, 2014, 05:09:49 PM

http://youtu.be/ccARHuybNwY

This is awesome, and extremely accurate I think.

it's cheaper to play a few games of monopoly with them.  8)

eddie dean

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 27, 2014, 10:06:28 PM

The sports teams around here issue them, at least some of them do.  I've seen offers from the Rolling Stones to carry a card with their logo on it.  I think if a non-bank issues them they partner with a bank and share the interchange income. 

Maybe BellGab or the GabCast should offer a card...



jazmunda

Quote from: area51drone on May 28, 2014, 01:19:37 AM
Something you and I can agree on Jaz.

I'm sure we agree on more than that. There's George sucking and Art ruling and me being the destroyer of shows.

Oh and Mr Fidget.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: jazmunda on May 26, 2014, 10:23:25 PM
It was mostly a sausage fest, pardon the pun, on that wall.

The women that were on it are not worth the plane trip.


She needs practice. 40 seconds in.


Hot Dog Swallowing Champions

Then there are the show offs.


Enigma & Serenia Rose's Sideshow


Little Hater

Tweet of the Day:

Referring to 50 Cent's disastrous attempt at throwing out the first pitch at Citi Field:

"It went so far left it hit Keith Olbermann."


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